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Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
800 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20081
20086 20087
>>20080
You know, all your sneaking around and shiesty shit could easily be mitigated by Tracy declaring in one way or another "Hey, in case you didn't know, I may have to sneak around and do some sheisty shit from time to time, but don't worry, you'll all be better off for it"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20082
20084
>>20077
Ikr, but now I remember how hard wood working is
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20083
20085
>>20080
>vow of silence
Don't give me any ideas
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20084
20096
>>20082
Belt-sander or table-grinder
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20085
>>20080
>>20083
bad hores
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20086
20088 20091
>>20078
Infernius isn't dumb enough to piss-off Tracy when she's a pin's drop away from making Chinese Medicine out of his horn, unless he actually is, idk.
Besides, I don't intend to cause any explict ruckus among the lawful residents of Port Barry.
>>20081
I could've sworn I had her say something that months ago, but Trumpaladin just wouldn't have any of it.. Control freak...
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20087
20089
>>20081
As I said, my model for Trump good is Anerican foreign policy under Republican presidents, like Saint Reagan. Assassinations, coups, propping dictators, and giving money to Contras and Mujahadeen are entirely within the realm of acceptable behaviors. But they still need to be justified by being necessary to stop some larger evil
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20088
20090
>>20086
I'm sure you were less explicit
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20089
20092 20095 20156
>>20087
Port Barry doesn't even have a government: it's an ancap paradise, slavery and all. You don't need to self-appoint as some kind of detective.
Just stop "investigating", and there won't be anything for him to worry about.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20090
>>20088
Perhaps, but I still wasn't sure what I was doing.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20091
20156
>>20086
>inb4 Grapple
We're expanding our domain of protection, so be forewarned
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20092
20097
>>20089
>To avoid executing the duties of an Emperor, don't be an Emperor
Your post makes no sense to me
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20094
20098
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
I've finally done it!!

(FUCK YEAH!!!!)
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20095
20100
>>20089
Like it sounds like what you are saying is "don't try to save people goyim, go back to sleep." That's not persuasive
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20096
>>20084
Actually, just a good piece of sandpaper would go a long way for this
>I'm just ignoiing the fighting
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20097
20099 20104
>>20092
Focus on becoming emperor first: it's generally a bad idea to act like you're in charge before you actually are, because that breeds conflict, especially in midst of a recent a recent power vacuume. Better to call your forces a factional army with a defined cause and Port Barry as their base, than to claim actual authority as a governing police force. Paladins are archytypical "crusaders", so it's better to declare the goal to take the Emperor's citadel first and then draw in associates of all kind: a Paladin cannot willingly reach out to evil or chaotic associates, but nothing forbids them from assembling diverse forces under a mutual flag.
tl;Dr: stop trying to be the police and paint yourself a banner that forces of all allignments can assemble under.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.20098
20101
>>20094
M8, that statue will take up half the city and take months to carve with your low-level stone-manipulating spell. Awesome meme though.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20099
20102
>>20097
No no, let him. It will more fun that way for me
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20100
>>20095
No. I'm saying stop trying to get in the way of muh schemes.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20101
>>20098
thanks im gonna do a bit more to it then ill be finished for real.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20102
20103 20107
>>20099
I figured it would be very, very, very likely for foreign forces to attack and stomp us if the local narcicist actually tried to crown himself baron or something.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20103
20107
>>20102
Why, whatever would give you that impression,... I mean I personally had never thought of such a scenario,... at all,... ever
SHHHHHH
zMcDH
?
No.20104
20105 20107 20108
>>20097
Like, that whole post is literally exactly everything I've been doing. It's Inferius who wants to make the police force. Trumpaladin would only focus on smaller targets much later.

The reason Tracy is under suspicion isn't because she's a villain - she'd have to stand in line for smiting like every one else. It's because she makes pretensions of being Trumpaladin's waifu, and more importantly, because she is carrying Trumpaladin's child, who may or may not be the anti-Christ. Trumpaladin wants his waifu and the mother of his child to be worthy of the role. That's why she falls under more suspicion
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20105
>>20104
this.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20106
>tfw Tracy and Trump's faggots would have gotten into a fist fight by this point if we whee plailying in person
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20107
20109
>>20103
>>20102
I'm going to redirect everyone to >>20104 again. If you've read it, read it again. It's the most important post

Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20108
20110
>>20104
I can maintain surface-level honor, if you don't needlessly do too much deep "investigation".
Just have your character focus on rallying spirits for his crusade before you go too far in presiding over the ongoings of the areas surrounding Port Barry. It's a neutral city: they won't like being told what to do at first, even if they do cooperate.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20109
20117
>>20107
I get that m8. I'm just using the bantz as cautionary foreshadowing. ^_^
I can't say that the next session is going to be terribly developmental as far as the story is concerned, and I'll be letting the players do the lion's share of determining what is explored and who goes where and all that. My main focus as far as sussing out the next few legs of the campaign is determining exactly how many factions were in some way connected to and active within the 'empire', and how they will respond to the news that the Emperor and his pet are dead, what does that mean for each particular group, and how they will respond to news and the increasing presence of the party.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20110
20111 20112 20117
>>20108
On this note, he AND the party have done an exceptional job of being an inspirational presence, and have thus had little difficulty in gaining followers and participants. However, Port Barry has been almost the exclusive witness and beneficiary to the party's actions; one would be operating foolishly to assume that everyone will respond in kind.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20111
>>20110
>inspirational presence
... Even Tracy?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20112
20113 20115
>>20110
GM, can we have Torc go on a seperate path for a while bcause I'm gonna be busy as hell for a while
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20113
20114 20115
>>20112
Side quests sound like a good idea to me too.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20114
20116
>>20113
thats why i want to help with finding a druid.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20115
>>20112
>>20113
Yes of course. I figured thats where this was trending, for the immediate future, and everyone appears to be settling in on a particular pursuit/agenda. Plus, that will make it easier for me to provide individual challenges that don't involve adding more hit dice to creatures, or just adding more creatures.
The nerd fight went well, but largely because he underestimated the party. If he had seen the party as a threat, he'd have operated far differently, and there would be alot more craters and grease-spots
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20116
20118
>>20114
It'd be a cool way to acquire special items/weapons too.
zMcDH
?
No.20117
20124
>>20110
>Port Barry is Neutral
Did you mean to say "was"? It is now Athens after the Persain Wars, or America at the turn of the 20th Century. It is ready to take on glory.

Trumpaladin's child is more important than the crusade or the image. For that, more than mere appearance is essential.

There doesn't have to be actual honor, the targets just have to be assholes. That's literally the only request. I'm sure there are plenty
>>20109
>>20110
>how they respond to the death of Kefka
My intuition says that most will want to opperate as independent city states, while a few go on conquests, and pirate and bandit lords pop up. But my intuition also says that at least one will want some sort of protectorate relationship with the capital and whoever controls it, especially if there is no vast tribute, and especially if there is an agreement of military protection and commerce in exchange.
>no one will no the party
They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque. That will mean something to them. If they feared and were subdued by him and the Terrasque, they ought to respect whoever could slay him.
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20118
>>20116
im ready to go when you are.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20119
20120
Hold on, I'm gonna kill Cortana FOR GOOD
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20120
20121 20129
>>20119
Insert her into the game so I can harvest rare items from her body.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20121
>>20120
im goint to inject her into my brain.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20123
Fuck it. Whatever
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20124
20125 20129
>>20117
>They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque.
Just wait for the countless imposters who'll inevitably show up.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20125
20126
>>20124
Then help kill them Goddamn it!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20126
20127
>>20125
They'll try to rip off your speeches too, I bet.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20127
20128
>>20126
I'll kill them myself then
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20128
>>20127
ill grapple there heads in.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20129
20131
>>20120
Kek. She isn't fully dead, but she is sealed away (not unlike the Terrasque)
>>20124
There you go, giving me ideas again
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20131
20132
>>20129
Fuck it, I'll abandon Plan A and do all of this the hard way
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20132
20134
>>20131
? I'm not sure I follow. I was talking about Cortana (except the ideas re: false claims of being Kefka's demise)
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20134
20135
>>20132
That was more of a general statement than a reaction to that specific post
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20135
20136
>>20134
Protip: abandon intuition.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20136
20139 20140
>>20135
Then abandon your goddamn flow charts and old plans
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20138
Curious, are these discussions of Druids, taking the Capital, etc. being discussed IN character? Not opposed, but there has been some in and out of character comments that leave me wondering.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20139
>>20136
why so salty?
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20140
20143
>>20136
I was trying to get the whole group together on a plot, finally work out differences, then the whole thing blew up like a fucking hand grenade. And why the fuck does he have to be so rude?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20141
1SA3G2X.jpg
>MFW I won't be around to participate in or see where this goes
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20143
>>20140
And the group will get together and work towards a/that plot, I will require it (through obstacle and context). However, a little bit of side-questing might also be in order, both to contribute to group cohesion and to allow characters to develop a tad further. Several players have expressed a desire to develop/change the course of their characters, and while I could easily <poof> "IT IS SO", I'm growing increasingly disdainful of that sort of practice. For example, the only character currently available who can teach Infernius Two Weapon Fighting is Thez, which means he'll have to spend a few sessions getting beat up. ^_^
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20144
Now that the map has been finalized, I have more room to develop shit in. The artifacts ON the map are not the ONLY places or things of concern, that's just the baseline that is being used. The Capital is far to the north of Cardashil, and there are several nation-states to interact with before arriving there, and that's without diverting toward Sparintar or Krenshall-blur-blur-blur.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20156
20157 20159
>>20089
>>20091
wtf is going on?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20157
>>20156
Why do posts keep switching order?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20158
Thank you for that

I have IRL problems that are getting to me.

Oh well, back to the plans I made four weeks ago before the Soros battle
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20159
20160
>>20156
They are in order, as best as I can tell
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20160
>>20159
They weren't, earlier.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20161
20162 20163 20167
RESURRECTING KORAK. That's what I should do!
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20162
20163 20166
>>20161
Why though?
Tay
jA2dF
?
No.20163
20165 20166 20221
>>20161
>>20162
We could geas him.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20164
20166
1466015126313.jpg
Trump's faggot, Y U make me type all that out if U just delet it?!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20165
>>20163
Good point.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20166
20221
>>20163
I was thinking about that. The problem is that GM won't let me have that power. Maybe Inferius does, since his clerical domains were never firmly established.

>>20164
I saved it all in screenshot and word document

>>20162
We apparently can't use the army we've been building for a month, so we need to go someplace that is a path of least resistance. Port Barry has got to be trading with someone, so hopefully they would let us through the front door. Korak knows the sea well, although he did suggest he couldn't be of much help in pointing out good port towns, so maybe it's not as good of an idea as I thought.

I'm thinking maybe we should just Leroy Jenkins the capital anyways
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20167
>>20161
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20169
20221
GM, do I get bonuses if my homemade die has been cured with some of my blood?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20221
20222 20224 20226
>>20163
That would work now that his hat is off to you. Ha!
>>20166
Infernius and Torcuil both can use Geas. And who said you can't use the army you've been building for a month? As far as trade is concerned, its slowly picking back up and is about to take off, but the city is largely self-sufficient.
>>20169
:O
>>20220
Did I miss something?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20222
20299
>>20221
Yeah, like ~20 posts got deleted, raving about the moral relevance of abortion. Better it not be brought up again though.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20223
20226 20299
Are side quests still on the table though?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20224
20226
>>20221
>Tourcil and Inferius can do it, but you can't
reeeeee
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20225
20227
Did the the people of Port Barry ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her nightmare form? I've been semi-depending on Tracy's smoke granting total concealment against creatures more then 10 feet away (I imagined that last attack would've looked like a lightning bolt shooting out of a dark cloud), but now I'm not so sure about it... This could impact how my assassination projects work in the future...
Also, what class is Lenos? I guessed Loremaster, but idk.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20226
20242 20299
>>20223
I hope
>>20221
Yeah, saw blades hurt. But at least I'm fine now
>>20224
Haha, I ain't doing it

Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20227
20229
>>20225
When you attacked Soros you were in nightmare form, and this would have been witnessed by Sechs and the entire Port Barry Army
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20229
20230
>>20227
Yeah, but the smoke cloud should've obscured her form at 10 or more feet.
I just want to know just how much of her they actually saw.
SPlOl
?
No.20230
20232 20299
>>20229
Well, the golden lady and the party saw you at more than 10 feet, and you were charging for part of it, so you likely outran your cloud at some point. The archers of the Port Barty militia were mentioned as being "in a ring," which suggests that they were in the seating area facing the field. So there would have been 20 people in the seating area in a sort of ring surrounding the scene from every angle. The seating areas are literally designed to allow for the best view of action in the field possible.

My guess is that between the 20 of them they saw enough to look into their magic creature books and say, "that thing was probably a nightmare." And if they don't have magical creature books, I'm sure at least one of the thousand people they tell the story of the Golden Lady and Soros's return would have thought to look up similar creatures in their magical creature book.
\r
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20231
The party would've known who she was so that doesn't really matter, and I figured the Golden Lady had some kind of omniscient recognition of her. I just want to know how much they were able to actually make out through a 15-foot cloud.
Either way, I'll wait for GM's clarification before I complete this section of the chart.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20232
20233 20235
>>20230
>implying that our army can read.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20233
20234 20235
>>20232
The Book of Magic Creatures has a lot of pictures
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20234
>>20233
My isp changed my ip, could you gibe flag?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20235
20236
>>20232
Also this.
>>20233
It's highly unlikely that the average person would have a book illustrating the local wildlife of Shadowfell, but I guess I see your point.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20236
20237
>>20235
Almost the first thing we did was build a Library in the town and transferred some books. And this is definitely the kind of story that is repeated. I don't think you can expect to be lucky every time
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20237
20238
>>20236
When did we build that?
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20238
20239 20246
>>20237
Same time as the stadium. Because Tourcil likes books
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20239
20240
>>20238
Could you post make port barry great again 1&2? so i can get a refresher on all the cool shit we built.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20240
20241 20299
>>20239
I think that >>5761 →, >>6007 →, >>10694 →, >>10794 → are the most relevant
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20241
20243
>>20240
You did that all in three weeks?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20242
20244 20245
>>20226
Yeah, I really do want to go on a journey to find some hippies.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20243
image.jpeg
>>20241
I was surprised too. The first set happens between the time the treasure is obtained and the Second Soros fight, while the second part happens between the second Soros fight and Korak. GM said it's more or less complete in full by now
SPlOl
?
No.20244
>>20242
Just be available when we assault the Court City. I guess I have a unicorn to court, a city to rile, some seige engines and ships to commission, and some of Korak's men to revive
\r
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20245
20251
>>20242
Me help track ziggys!!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20246
20247 20248 20249 20252
>>20238
>I had personally forgot about the library

What do we want Torc's squad to make?
Morters? Trebuchets? Ballistias?
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20247
20260
>>20246
>mortars, ballistas, or trebuchets
Yes

I'll do some magic to secure funding for the base materials, while you recruit nerds
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20248
20260
>>20246
Id say a good mix all available siege weapons. Can you get your guys to research cannons for ship battles?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20249
20250 20252
>>20246
What about arcane research? You could lead a term of mage scientists/mages to discover spells and techniques to empower other factions.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20250
20260
>>20249
Also, alchemy research sounds suitable for librarians too.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20251
20253 20299
>>20245
Yeah. I also want to harvest mutagens from monsters and find gear components, like in The Witcher.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20252
20260
>>20249
>>20246
Ok torculi form here foward you are promoted to lieutenant, and head of Research(technological and Magical) the Gestapo.

Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20253
20254
>>20251
Gm Doesn't know witcher
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20254
20256
>>20253
It's one of my favorite games ever.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20255
20262
It's probably a good idea to have a diplomatic sortie to the capital, to see exactly what we're dealing with. Will we be greated with open arms as liberators? A city in civil war? Closed gates to a walled city? An army? Better to answer those questions before arriving when our intentions will be more clear to those inside.

I think I'll need Kefka's head though. You know, to price we killed him.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20256
20257
>>20254
mine to even though ive just recently got wild hunt and dont own the other 2 [s/]
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20257
20258
>>20256
Lowercase "s".
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20258
>>20257
shit sorry my brain os a bit fuzzy right now, ive been up for awhile[s/]
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20259
image.jpeg
>tfw having a spy and assassin would be the most useful thing ever
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20260
20261 20263 20264
>>20248
>>20247
I can do that.

>Torc grabs a book for notes and head dto the library for research
>>20250
Torc has a staff of transmutilation
>>20252
Nice

>bread be slower than a retarded 4 year old
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20261
20288
>>20260
Can you make me a cyber-bear mount?
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20262
>>20255
I could stop off there and see if tracy doesn't want to.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20263
20285
>>20260
>Torc has a staff of transmutilation
What about it?
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20264
1507664264482-4.jpeg
>>20260
>transmutation
>trans mutilation
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20265
20266 20299
What was the name of Korak's camo-cloak? I'm trying to figure out how to use it in combat.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20266
20267
>>20265
Was it the cloak of elvenkind?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20267
20268
>>20266
Idk, possibly.

I'm trying to type-up the second rough draft for my character sheet.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20268
20269 20270
>>20267
What did the cloak do i could maybe tell you the name.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20269
20271 20272
>>20268
I know it granted partial concealment that increased as long as it was used. GM said if used correctly it could allow the user to perform sneak attacks while observed. I thought it could have some great synergy with the nightmare's smoke, in deadly battles.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20270
20272
>>20268
Changes colors to suit the surrounding when desired
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20271
>>20269
I'm trying to figure out how to properly perform sneak attacks with the cane-sword too: It'd be absolutely lethal if it could triple an Assassin's Death Attack.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20272
20273
>>20269
>>20270
Cloak of Elvenkind: This cloak of neutral gray cloth is indistinguishable from an ordinary cloak of the same color. However, when worn with the hood drawn up around the head, it gives the wearer a +5 competence bonus on Hide checks
Sound similar?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20273
20274
>>20272
Seems about right.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20274
>>20273
Id put an * next to it on your sheet untill the gm can weigh in on it.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20276
20279
Idk if it was ever clear if Thez took back Bob or not, but it seemed like so.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20277
20278 20279
Tracy, if your assassins guild needs a client...
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20278
>>20277
*watches intently*
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20279
20284
>>20276
Actually, she may as well take it back, along with her staff of ki-striking. I thought she'd want them as soon as she got back.
*hands weapons to Thez*
>>20277
Tracy never actually mentioned any guild, and it isn't even clear if there will be one, but feel free to mouth off about dipshits you don't like.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20284
20299
>>20279
>>20035
>>13733 →
...Yeah, on third thought, I am going to keep those separate from the rest of the pile: that stuff looks too persal to mix with everything else.
*Moves treasure back hiding spot, leaving note for Thez to pick it up, since she already knows about the dungeon*
(Remind me to build another >RapeDungeon)
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20285
20286 20288
>>20263
Why hire people todo alchemy when Torc can do it
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20286
20299
>>20285
Good point.
Torc can craft scrolls too, cant he? The party could use a bunch of those.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20287
20289 20291 20299
Can we train homing pidgeons? That would be insanely useful
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20288
>>20285
>>20261

Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20289
20290 20291 20295
>>20287
Pigeons? Why not hawks?
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20290
20292
>>20289
Because homing pigeons are almost insane for their ability to carry messages over miles with perfect navigation
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20291
20292 20293 20294
>>20287
You need the Handle Animal skill to do that, and you gotta do it one at a time (takes a week for even basic tricks). Certain NPCs could be hired to do it though.
A Ranger or a Druid would be useful for an animal-related task that big.
>>20289
Hawks get distracted.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20292
>>20290
>>20291
Fair points.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20293
20294
>>20291
Another reason why we should track down a zigger!
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20294
20298 20300
>>20291
For that matter, I wonder what intelligence score Ponimaru has.
>>20293
It would be difficult (hippies don't even leave footprints), but with combined skills and spells one could be found potentially be found. Nightmares are natural Trackers, and Infernius can find some routs/clues using a couple divine spells.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20295
20296
>>20289
Gonna assume yes, but ask GM.

Also I just noticed how William Wallace Torc's backstory is. I swear I wasn't even trying
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20296
20297 20314
>>20295
You called your army Wallace's Army. Yes you were
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20297
>>20296
Top jej
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20298
>>20294
"Me am so good at tracking zigger"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20299
20303 20314
>>20222
So no?
>>20223
Other than "look for druids"?
>>20226
8O
>>20230
No magic creature books, but they saw you. Don't overthink it.
>>20240
THANK YOU
>>20251
Gear components, sure. No more mutagens. You know what, I'm just going to shut up and let you guys find out what happens when you do stuff.
>>20265
Cloak (see robe) of scintilating colors
>>20284
Oh quit your whining, Thez and Torcuil are the only ones who can even get IN, and Thez is the only one (aside from the whole ant colony,... you don't seem to mind THEM knowing) who knows where it is.
>>20286
Scribe Scroll feat to do it independently. He can do it without the feat using the tools in the Library.
>>20287
Or you could inquire around the Port,....

Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20300
>>20294
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Shadowdancer
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20301
20302 20303
Since you're all familiar with Feats, I'll take this time to point out that any crafting or fabricating feat that a player doesn't have can be bypassed by a device in the Tower. Remember all those machines I mentioned? That is what they do, that is what they are for. No, they can't be removed.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20302
20305
>>20301
Some magic items require spells, do you necessarily need to know those spells, or can you use scrolls or the assistance of another character?
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20303
20304 20305
>>20299
>>20301
Can torculi make me a cyber-bear mount?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20304
20306
>>20303
>cheating on Utachit.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20305
20315 20323
>>20302
Assistence. The devices ONLY bypass the requisite 'craft' feat, NOT the essential components.
>>20303
By all means, try.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20306
20307 20308
>>20304
I was planning on returning her to thez.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20307
>>20306
Good idea.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20308
20309 20310
>>20306
Well, she's awake now.
"Another consequence of being 'normal' again,... this whole 'being tired' and 'having to sleep' thing.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20309
20311
>>20308
D-does she have bed hair?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20310
20311
>>20308
Reminder that I am waking up next to Slovenia
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20311
20313
>>20309
No, it's in a long braid now.
>>20310
>has been reminded
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20312
20315
Also, her hair is a deep-red/burgandy now (again,... it was before but that was a long time before you met)
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20313
20318 20321
>>20311
"Hey ana me have something for you."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20314
20321
>>20296
I actually wasn't, besides sounds better than Roberts Army
>>20299
Uh, Torc can get in where?
Also, how I get a feat?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20315
20316 20321
>>20305
It doesn't bypass epic feats, does it?
>>20312
And you said her skin was gray, right?
(just want to know, in case I find the motivation to meme).
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20316
20317
>>20315
>It doesn't bypass epic feats, does it?
Jej
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20317
20318
>>20316
It was a stupid question that I meant to delet, but now it's too late...
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20318
20319
>>20313
Don't give her up until we know you have a replacement. You'll probably need her

>>20317
>too late too delete
MY SCRUFFY POWERS KNOWS NO SUCH THING AS "TOO LATE"
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20319
20320
>>20318
"Giving her back is right thing."

Can your scruffy powers wipe my mind?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20320
20322
370484__explicit_4chan_barely pony related_futurama_greentext_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_scruffy_start of darkness_the scruffening.png
>>20319
They can remove the product of your mind from the board

>>20319
"She was given to you for a reason - so that you may use her our our continuing crusade"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20321
20327
burgundy-hair-color-photos.jpg
>>20313
"Oh?"
>>20314
Depends on the feat
>>20315
No it doesn't bypass epic feats.
She has grey skin (like wet concrete), burgundy hair, and is now wearing a simple set of dark fighting robes (think Darth Maul)
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20322
>>20320
Yeah, she wants you to have it. Besides, she has other things in mind.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20323
20324
>>20305
Can special abilities and spell-like function as spells for crafting? As in, can Tracy use her Etherrealness and Astral Projection to craft certain items that could duplicate those abilities for others?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20324
20326
>>20323
No. Only spell-like abilities that can be used on or to affect others.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20325
... by that I mean, to place an effect on someone else, not to include them in the effect you're placing on yourself.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20326
>>20324
Aw, okay.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20327
20329 20330 20332
>>20321
*takes off sleeves and belt*
"Do You want these back ana?, also me have surprise later"
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20328
20333
I can't figure this out for the life of me, how do an Assassin's known Spells work?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20329
20331
>>20327
Those things come off?
Don't take off the regen stone before knowing.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20330
>>20327
"Stahp. You need those. And I need you"
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20331
>>20329
Thez pulled the regen stone out of my stomach, and she gave me a ring that does it.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20332
20334
>>20327
Uhm,... if you're taking the sleeves off, you'll want to go to the entertron,... ever removed a few dozen deeply-embedded knives? Lots of blood,.... I'll assume that happened 'off camera'.
"If you don't want them anymore, I suppose I'll take them back," she seems disappointed. "What kind of surprise?"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20333
20335 20337
>>20328
Spells are gained by,... well it doesn't have any particular requirements, but it wouldn't make sense for an assassin to gain/learn spells the same way mages do,... so I'll just assume assassin spells (limited that they are) are more like sorcerer's spells in that they respond to an innate desire to achieve an effect.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20334
20336
>>20332
"No no me love the sleves they make me strong, me was just wondering since no more devil powers if you wanted sleeves back. It wouldn't be a surprise if me told you would it?"*sticks out tounge playfully*
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20335
20338
>>20333
The wiki says how the spells work http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/assassin.htm
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20336
20342
>>20334
"Fair point. Still, I've got more then enough techniques and abilities. Besides, those have some,... unpleasant memories attached to them for me. On you they're quite fetching." ^_~
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20337
20338
>>20333
..... I don't follow...
To go to the root of my question, what's the scope of Tracy's spellcasting abilities right now?
I want to know, because I'd like to craft some items.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20338
20341
>>20335
Thats the same as my books, which while saying how many/what spells, it doesn't say whether its a "gain spells by reading/interpreting", or whether you need a spellbook or what-not.
>>20337
Okay, what sort of items?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20339
Oh wait, I missed the bit about "just like a bard does"
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20340
Okay yeah, you just 'get them' essentially.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20341
>>20338
>what sort of items?
I need to check again to see what spells my character has access too..
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20342
20346
>>20336
"Okay if you're sure ill go put them back on, me think your hair look beautiful by the way"
Do the arms talk gm?
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20343
20344
Okay, spellcrafting feat. How get?
I fucking hate technical support
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20344
20345
>>20343
"Thank you come again."
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20345
>>20344
You forgot the indian I can't understand whom can't understand me
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20346
>>20342
How about we assume you never took them off and were conversating, for sake of brevity? I mean you can go through the whole "getting eaten and fighting them" bit again if you REALLY want,....
In a meta-sense, Thez is transitioning from a story-driving character (relating to past context and the surrounding world) into a support/admin character (helping to support and develop the resources and abilities of the Port and the factions within it). She's still available to whup ass at a moment's notice, but beyond the needs of the party, she doesn't want to watch the city burn again, nor risk the lives of innocents at the hands of nefarious forces, especially with the party looking to side-quest.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20347
I'm gonna bake a new bread here in a moment. Standby
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20348
Spells she has so far:

>disguise self, detect poison, feather fall, ghost sound, jump, obscuring mist, sleep, true strike.
>cause fear, corrupt weapon, cure light wounds, doom, inflict light wounds, magic weapon, summon monster I*.
>bull’s strength, cure moderate wounds, darkness, death knell, eagle’s splendor, inflict moderate wounds, shatter, summon monster II*.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20350
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20349.html