NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19464
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19475
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American tradition
Wat?
>>19476
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19483
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19487
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19489
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19494
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19500
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19514
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>>19523
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
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>>19535
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
That's off the table!
>>19536
"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19546
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19541
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19548
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
>>19550
"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
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"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
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>>19560
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
"we did stop it you dense motherfucker, change your childs oulook on life when they are born."
>>19566
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
"REEEEEEE your the father you have control of tracy and soon you will have control over your child"
>>19568
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
"DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT YOU 1V1d A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD THAT KILLS EVERTHING IT TOUCHES USALLY"
>>19569
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
"No I don't. I can't even stop her from trying to eat Soros's Jew heart and claim his Jew powers by augmenting herself (and any child inside her) into an Arch-Jew"
>>19568
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>I can't save him
You're a Paladin: be braver than that.
I can't believe I'm arguing about the obvious vice of killing babies on the gaming section of a right-wing politics board, this late at night.
*Goes back to bed*
>>19573
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
*a tear runs down*
"Inferius, there is no way I can save him, save her, with you and Tourcil against me"
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>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19585
"Well... Most women don't try to capture the souls of defeated enemies. Or drink the blood from a severed head in front of crowds. Or try to develop a reputation "that will make all tremble." Or immediately try to start eating a dead dinosaur. I'm not seeing any real signs of improvement on her end, and that's the worst thing"
>>19592
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>killing babies is always wrong.
Give Gems you kike!
>It's just the pregnancy cravings
Kek. But leave the Jew blood alone. That's worse than alcohol
>>19594
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund; you're not short on shekels anyway. You'll have them when you genuinely need them.
Jew blood is a good point I guess... But reminder, she's a nightmare: fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet.
>>19599
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>Not short on shekels
Just because we have possession of the jew gold does not mean we have ownership. The gems, by contrast, are ours
>The gems are being saved for a house and her foal's college fund
We need them to invest in the Kid's future now.
> fiendish creatures are part of her natural diet
But she was trying to eat it to gain augmentations, which logically would affect the foal as well because the foal parasites off of the mother's blood supply
>>19600
"She's out of control!"
>>19602
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>eating to gain
Nah, that's just Tracy's faggot being a megalomaniac. Tracy was only eating Soros because she saw an opportunity to, and she's a predator in more ways than one
>>19603
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
College is expensive.
>we don't own the Jew gold
Money still isn't an issue as of right now, especially since Been is still raking in shekels at a steady rate.
Wait until you actually need it before you start complaining.
>>19614
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
If money isn't an issue and there is no danger of needing the gems then why not disclose assets?
>>19616
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Mostly, because I don't want to. The dungeon had to have something in it anyway.
I'll have her fetch it when it's needed, but until then it stays in the dungeon.
Torc is blissfily unaware that this shit is happening, but is instead enchanting something in hhe forest
>>19627
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
"I DONT FUCKING CARE NEXT TIME YOU EAT SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I AM GOING TO FORCEABLE TAKE YOU DOWN!!"
>>19626
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>kike
I'm not the one who's so concerned about a few shekels that he'll easily get when he actually needs them. It's not like I'm spending them all on junk.
The shekels will stay in the dungeon.
>>19628
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
She's pregnant: it's a little late for that.
Tracy needs to flesh- out her exposed ribs anyway.
Alright, enough of the Tea time (if there's a Q&A and I miss it I'll nerf every one of you). Nao.
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19631
"Thats... not a short story. The short version is, no matter what she threw at me, I didn't die. I mentioned before: I never chose to be a devil, I chose to not die. That was how I piqued her interest."
>>19635
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>Valid reason
Because I want to and I can.
The party doesn't know about it, so it's none of their concern. Best case scenario, they'll find themselves pleasantly surprised if they're short on cash.
>>19637
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
But Tea Time is still playing
"She removed the devil... and only after you evidently pissed her off. Why?"
>>19641
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
No shit, but I wanna respond timely to this. There'll b a recording, and I'll catch up later. I was mostly just shitposting anyway.
>>19644
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
Top fucking kek
"If you can summon the Golden Lady and have her cure Tracy and the child, it would be greatly appreciated"
>>19645
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
Call it what you like.
Wait until you actually need the treasure. Your character doesn't know about it, so it's no worth pondering about. I'll at least let you know I won't spend it all on junk.
>>19650
"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
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"Tay... I don't know if you know this, but Tracy is infected with Judaism. She bacme infected when she drank George Soro's blood, and the Jew DNA bonded with hers. It's probably infected the child too. We need to find a cure. The Golden Lady I know cured Thez, so that I believe is one way
>>19651
"Because I want to and can" has now been added to my list of justifications
Actually, she did say "I have assets," it was just shaken off at the time because there was no way hell he was taking her money for that purpose. Little does he know though it's actually everyone's assets, not hers
\r
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Fuck it! I'm royally sick of arguing with this controlled freak.
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
*A bunch of shekels mysteriously appear on top of the pile of shekels in the treasure storage, as if left there by a ghost*
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