/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>19623
Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628
Fat is good for preggos
>>19630
Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635
>wife-beater of beating wives
I'll work on it
>>19636
>>19638
These
>>19644
"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645
Oh you're one to talk. Xp

>>19654
I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.

>>19656
Does it really matter anyway?

>>19657
who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?

>>19660
"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."

>>19658
"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you"

>>19659
I'll shut up now

>>19657
>You're one to talk
B-but!

>>19657
Thez, let Inferius help the child

>>19662
Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.

>>19663
We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more

>>19660
"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."

Football

>>19666
Football worth checking.

>>19665
I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08
(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)

>>19666
THANK YOU! That's how you use trips

"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"

>>19657
"thez im not hurt bab,we may."

>>19664
The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.

>>19669
Can you call her here?

>>19668
Epona deserves trips too...

>>19671
The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know

>>19673
Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football? Or Trumpaladin for that matter

>>19662
"Show me some later."

>>19673
You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.
>>19672
"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."

>>19675
"We have to take it first"

>>19676
"Can you communicate with her?"

>>19677
"Then what are we sitting around for?"

>>19679
"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"

>>19674
Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense (she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.

Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.

>>19681
>this board, due to its nature
>Don't be a racist bigot
Pick One

>>19682
You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves

>>19684
Seems relavent to our situation.

>>19685
Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.

>>19684
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day
Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?

>>19687
>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
I didn't say she was wrong.

Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>>19690
No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see

Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.

I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19696
im using Brave if they need to know.

Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?

>>19698
tay learned about the golden bitch.

>>19698
Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not

>>19701
Uh... Uh.. Aww

>>19702
>>19700
this.

>>19699
Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?

>>19704
"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."

>>19706
"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."

>>19705
okay you can have SOME candy.

>>19700
Stop misleading her.
*Returns to bed*

>>19706
"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her."

>>19705
"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"

>>19704
"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"

>>19710
>>19711
she was a bitch to me she paralyzed me!
>>19709
>>19709
>pic related

>>19710
But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy

>>19711
>"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
"....."

"So golden lady is nice some times?"
>was preoccupied looking at twigs yesterday

>>19712
"CANDY!!.... Thanks"

>>19712
I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.

>>19715
But what if the real reason
kidding, sleep

>>19715
I must also go to sleep

"Night, night all.."
>yawns
>falls asleep
>dreams

>>19717
*carries back to tower AND tucks in*

>>19712
"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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>>19719
>autistic screech
"have more faith in our gods bro"

>>19720
"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"

>>19721
"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"

>>19722
"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"

>>19723
"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*

>>19724
"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.

Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."

>>19725
"me with you on that trump."

Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound

Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).

>>19728
"wow!"

"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."

>>19728
In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.

>>19731
"that a good *looks in book* metaphor"

>>19731
"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."

>>19730
"me wish i could have saved you from all that"

>>19734
"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."

She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."

>>19735
"heart aches at such a bleak thought"

>>19730
"What was your name before?"

>>19733
"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."

>>19736
"Like what kind of price?"

>>19738
"something more than gold is always the price with devils"

>>19739
"my mother would know more..."

>>19739
"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"

>>19738
"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739
"This, most assuredly."
>>19739
"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741
"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."

>>19742
"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?

"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"

>>19743
"now do you see why i told the filly not to talk to the gold lady?

>>19743
>>19744
She chuckles. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Thez is fine, I've known it for so long that anything else seems,... odd," she smiles, and looks at Infernius. "But I won't stop you if you choose to call me something else,... I'nis."

>>19746
"oh and by the way the only way i faultered is because her aura reminded me of you."

>>19748
"A mistake I hope you won't repeat," she says with a wink.

>>19749
"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm?

>>19746
"Let me ask you. Is it worth it? Good intentions I mean"

>>19750
Its german...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_USP

>>19751
"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."

>>19753
"thats one of the reasons i love you"

>>19754
She smirks. "Would you do any different?"

>>19755
"no" infernuis says with a wink and a tickle to the ribs.

>>19756
"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.

[1d20 = 17]
>>19757
*playful grapple*

[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack

Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....

>>19762
>Thez is a Monk
I did not know that

>>19763
You didn't? Seriously?

chivalry!

>>19764
Why would I know that?

>>19765
Inferius is right. It's only proper to smite women if they are extra-planars or Bolsheviks (kind of the same thing) and Thez is no longer half demon

"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).

>>19767
im not gonna hit thez.

>>19766
My bad, I'm certain I mentioned it a few times.

>>19768
"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't repeat that mistake?" Xp

>>19771
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"

>>19772
"did you hit me or was that a flurry of kittens" infernuis says smugly.

>>19773
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."

>>19774
"ah come on you know me was joking"

get for thez

>>19777
You did good Inferius, you did good

>>19776
>>19777
"Oh, and I wasn't? What's wrong? Big ol' bull can't handle the bantz?" she says jumping into his arms, kissing him.
Tulpas,... sheesh

As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.

>>19781
what a gloater

>>19782
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.

>>19783
this.

Alright then, that's it for me. Catch you later!

>>19785
later.

"Goodniiiiight!" ^_^

>>19787
night ana

What happened while I was asleep?

>>19762
Can grapplers use natural weapons? Hooves, teeth etc?

This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.

How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?

>>19791
With the requisite feat (Improved Unarmed Combat) yes.
>>19792
Yes
>>19793
Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?

>>19795
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.

>>19796
You would have to ask around those areas to determine the effects.

>>19797
Can she do that now?

>>19798
How much game-time do you really think that will take?

>>19799
About 8 hours?
It's not important anyway..

>>19796
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.

>>19799
That would take days

>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?

"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding

>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.

On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.

>>19802
I was thinking of checking out the dome again, actually.

>>19802
Is that ding in the sense of "the bell goes ding for a correct answer" or "I just got dinged by email from Haynes and Boone" (rejected!)

>>19803
I have no idea what you mean by that, but you can't have good intentions by it, and it scares me

>>19804
That would take a full day plus a rest period, so you can be 'back' by tomorrow at earliest.
>>19805
Correct
Don't mind the other, it means I'm FREEEEEE

>>19806
I was looking to go on a long journey and explore the map more.

>>19807
Why not go to the Emperor's capital with us when we try to conquer it?

>>19808
We feel like I'd be less restrained if she went off alone for a while.

>>19809
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)

>>19810
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.

>>19809
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it

>>19811
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.

>>19811
to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..

>>19811
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....

>>19727
Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?

>>19816
Nah, you're filling the role well.

>>19816
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^

>>19804
this, go see whats up over there tracy.

>>19820
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to

>>19818
hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?

>>19821
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.

>>19823
It was complete darkness, wasn't it?

>>19824
i dont think so. i could be wrong.

>>19823
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!

>>19824
I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...

>>19821
see>>19823
Glad someone else said it!
>>19822
Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19826
^_^

>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.

There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).

>>19829
they might have hella treasure..

>>19831
We'll never know

>>19832
i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.

>>19833
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to

>>19834
>Raid
Invasion and Occupation

>>19829
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital

>>19836
this.

>>19828
I would like tat bonus.

>>19830
have i got any more feat slots from lvling?

>>19838
I'm not sure what you mean.
>>19839
And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.

>I gotta read
Ugh

>>19841
Dont be a bitch.

>>19840
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.

>>19842
Well I am a bitch
I'm just salty cause my new wifi adapter isn't working

>>19843
You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it

>>19844
go get some candy it helps with the salt.

>>19847
The only way to cure this salt is my PC working
I assume my stick crafting worked last night?

>>19842
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."

>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"

>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"

I love Inferius

>>19848
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well

>>19849
>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?
Inferius: only if I'm a bitch

>>19851
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.

>>19851
top fucking jej
>>19849
me love you too trump.

>>19852
can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?

>>19850
As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump
>>19852
That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself

>>19855
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.

>>19856
Okay, that works

>>19856
are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?

>>19858
You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
e_e

>>19859
i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.

>>19860
K, just being trollish

>>19861
im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership

>>19862
So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been beating training.