NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19239
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
>>19247
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
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Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
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>>19275
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
>implying asking a question is the same as wrestling her on the ground and cursing her until she picks a name
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>>19146 →
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Ah, shoot. I forgot I need to apply gestation progression to my character flowcharts too...
>>19289
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
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>>19301
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
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Found this and thought it could be relevent
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_medieval_weapons
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
http://www.medievalwarfare.info/weapons.htm
I fucking love medieval weaponry
>>19323
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314
I'm pretty sure its... asian!
>>19319
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have her do.
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Trips are banned again
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>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
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Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
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>dies some moar
>>19353
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
>>19355
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices
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>>19358
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
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>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
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>>19374
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
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>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
>>19388
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389
"You're disqualified"
>>19390
"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you can't quit any time you want"
>>19393
"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394
"I agree"
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>>19397
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
I have been wanting to say for so long, if someone challenges whether Trumpaladin can have multiple marriages at the same time, "you're just like that damned judge in San Antonio"
>>19395
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
>Song of Victory
Not sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
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>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
I stepped away. What did you post?
>>19412
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19430
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
There's no Game, it's just constant degeneration that ends in murder. Is there even a winning move?
>>19431
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19433
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>winning move?
It's much, much, much, much more complicated than that. Matters what you mean by "winning".
>>19436
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
Murder is always on the table if you fuck up badly enough, but I've been using up all of my creative points to nerf the kill switch because I want to keep playing.
>>19440
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
It's so complex that even I can't predict an outcome ahead of time. Focusing on planning the wedding is something that could empty potentially a couple negative pools.
>>19445
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
I'll be ready when she's not a hopeless psycho murderer who lacks even Hannibal Lector's level of mental stability and sociability
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I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
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