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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>from behind the counter, a *DING* bell sound rings, and out/across the counter slides a steaming hot burger.
"Smash burger on a croissant fer table 37," rings out, above the sizzling sounds of the grill.
"Smash burger on a croissant fer table 37," rings out, above the sizzling sounds of the grill.
>>169723
"Ah kin whip ye up one in about 6 minutes, if'n yer wantin'. Ah thought ye asians prefer dog er cat tho."
>spatula scraping sounds
"Original comes with american cheese, but we got plenty of others te choose from. We also offer it deluxe: wit lettuce, tomato, and carmelized onion. Plenty o' sauces te choose from also. How ye wannit?"
"Ah kin whip ye up one in about 6 minutes, if'n yer wantin'. Ah thought ye asians prefer dog er cat tho."
>spatula scraping sounds
"Original comes with american cheese, but we got plenty of others te choose from. We also offer it deluxe: wit lettuce, tomato, and carmelized onion. Plenty o' sauces te choose from also. How ye wannit?"
It's so nice to see more tulpa posting. I hope everyone is having a good day.
>>169733
"Nice dubs," she smiles, sliding a hard-paper box across the counter to you.
As you look back up, she stares at you like you're the thickest,...
"The fuck ye think this is? A role-play thread? If'n ye aint 'ere te troll somebody, git the fuck out me arse."
"Nice dubs," she smiles, sliding a hard-paper box across the counter to you.
As you look back up, she stares at you like you're the thickest,...
"The fuck ye think this is? A role-play thread? If'n ye aint 'ere te troll somebody, git the fuck out me arse."
<If'n ye find ye have a throat infection, ye might consider gargling salt water. And if'n ye aint a pussy, gargle ghost pepper sauce.
<Ah quit yer cryin, itll subside in 5-10 minutes, depending on the sensitivity of yer labia
<Ah quit yer cryin, itll subside in 5-10 minutes, depending on the sensitivity of yer labia
>>>/sp/8287 →
>>>/sp/8280 →
Thats a lie and ye fookin know it, tho Ah'd be lyin' if'n Ah said was surprised. Ah mean, it ain't like staff ain't been shown te be faggot hypocrites any time they get BTFO in some way. The truth is ye faggots 'ave absolutely no rules when yet get yer feelin's chapped, and just spin it however ye can until anons shut up about it. Jus like yer doin' now. A user was censured for Hi Anon spamming once, and there was an unwritten rule, but yer wont te not mention that cuz it was yer idea and that gets in the way o yer posturin dunnit?
But what can ye expect from a buncha furfags? Gonna cry some more? Gonna delete me posts n threads? Gonna ban and 404 everything Ah try and do? Pathetic excuse fer a shitposter ye are, and the same fer the lot a ye
>>>/sp/8280 →
Thats a lie and ye fookin know it, tho Ah'd be lyin' if'n Ah said was surprised. Ah mean, it ain't like staff ain't been shown te be faggot hypocrites any time they get BTFO in some way. The truth is ye faggots 'ave absolutely no rules when yet get yer feelin's chapped, and just spin it however ye can until anons shut up about it. Jus like yer doin' now. A user was censured for Hi Anon spamming once, and there was an unwritten rule, but yer wont te not mention that cuz it was yer idea and that gets in the way o yer posturin dunnit?
But what can ye expect from a buncha furfags? Gonna cry some more? Gonna delete me posts n threads? Gonna ban and 404 everything Ah try and do? Pathetic excuse fer a shitposter ye are, and the same fer the lot a ye
<Sure do be seemin te be alot of dialogue control goin on. Funny, fer a buncha fags who claim te care about frozen peaches n sheit
<Ah'm really tryin te paint inside the lines, but yer kinda forcing me hand
<Aye, minotaurs have hands. Fook y'all and yer 'no hooves' sheit, Ah 'ave both
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Gin and Tonic.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.
Where is niggel when you need him? His archnemesis turned out to be a fokking furfag like himself lmao.
>>170165
I'll make u regret every milisecond of that cringepost
/s
>>170165
I'll make u regret every milisecond of that cringepost
/s
>>>/mlpol/369858 →
Yeah, yeah. For a while it seemed like I was the only one who had a problem with this. You left me to die alone back there. (Obvious hypervole. It's alright fren.)
Btw, how can you say the staff is all for free speech when you've never been outside their good graces?
>>>/mlpol/369860 →
Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
Yeah, yeah. For a while it seemed like I was the only one who had a problem with this. You left me to die alone back there. (Obvious hypervole. It's alright fren.)
Btw, how can you say the staff is all for free speech when you've never been outside their good graces?
>>>/mlpol/369860 →
Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
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>>170689
>Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
You too were banned? No wonder everyfag left.
>Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
You too were banned? No wonder everyfag left.
>>170690
Yeah, but I don't really wanna start shit. I don't want to appeal my ban or whatever. I just thought Sven should know because I consider him a friend.
If you wanna know what happened. Let's just say I purposefully made staff mad. So in a way, you could say the ban was justified. But it was also a bit of a tantrum that you would expect from a dicksword mod.
Anyways, besides Sven and Glim I don't really care about this trashfire anymore. Have funs this Christmas.
Yeah, but I don't really wanna start shit. I don't want to appeal my ban or whatever. I just thought Sven should know because I consider him a friend.
If you wanna know what happened. Let's just say I purposefully made staff mad. So in a way, you could say the ban was justified. But it was also a bit of a tantrum that you would expect from a dicksword mod.
Anyways, besides Sven and Glim I don't really care about this trashfire anymore. Have funs this Christmas.
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>>170691
Merry Christmas fren.
Thought you left to conquer irl stuff, unless I'm thinking of someone else.
Still merry Christmas.
>>170689
Anon, you're posting.
Since you're able to post on at least two parts it stands to reason the ban's over and I'd wager to guess the length of it was about a day.
Ooooooooh. Sorry my brain isn't running on full.
Anyway Merry Christmas to you all
Merry Christmas fren.
Thought you left to conquer irl stuff, unless I'm thinking of someone else.
Still merry Christmas.
>>170689
Since you're able to post on at least two parts it stands to reason the ban's over and
Ooooooooh. Sorry my brain isn't running on full.
Anyway Merry Christmas to you all
>>170165
<Always cute when faggoys try te run their mouths
>>170169
<Simmer down lad
>>170689
<Rustlin' the staff's jimmies is the fastest way te catch a ban 'round 'ere. Lotus in particular treats insults te his pride worse than CP.
>>170694
<Aye, staff loves te issue 100-year bans an then revoke em later. It'd be far easier (read: more consistent) if'n they embraced the "there are no actual rules" rule
<ANYWAY this shite-hole is covered in dust, ah hope ye'll pardon if'n I spruce the place fer a bit
<Always cute when faggoys try te run their mouths
>>170169
<Simmer down lad
>>170689
<Rustlin' the staff's jimmies is the fastest way te catch a ban 'round 'ere. Lotus in particular treats insults te his pride worse than CP.
>>170694
<Aye, staff loves te issue 100-year bans an then revoke em later. It'd be far easier (read: more consistent) if'n they embraced the "there are no actual rules" rule
<ANYWAY this shite-hole is covered in dust, ah hope ye'll pardon if'n I spruce the place fer a bit
>>170156
<Lol, when did ye fags change these post links? Im not sayin ye shouldnt'a, just wondering if'n yer still tryin' to act a paladin is all
<Lol, when did ye fags change these post links? Im not sayin ye shouldnt'a, just wondering if'n yer still tryin' to act a paladin is all
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO
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>>174622
<Oh lookit ye narr. Ah fergitted ye'er ere! Glad the ol veins 're still throbbin', but ye might wanna let up a bit, its hard te 'ear ye postin ifn yer chokin on a benis, lad
<Oh lookit ye narr. Ah fergitted ye'er ere! Glad the ol veins 're still throbbin', but ye might wanna let up a bit, its hard te 'ear ye postin ifn yer chokin on a benis, lad
https://youtu.be/UNhphyF74sA?si=gD2FDD_Maul0gPEe
<Ah seen Nigel postin' th other dee. Wunner ow this'll turn oot
<Ah seen Nigel postin' th other dee. Wunner ow this'll turn oot
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>>174818
<Says the hit-and-run sage-poster who postures brave but sneaks like a coward. Ahm sayin' take he dick outta yer mouth (stop saging) and we can 'ave a proper gowr, if'n that be watcher fixin fer
<Says the hit-and-run sage-poster who postures brave but sneaks like a coward. Ahm sayin' take he dick outta yer mouth (stop saging) and we can 'ave a proper gowr, if'n that be watcher fixin fer
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>>174899
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.
>>174909
<Are we doin' this agin? If'n Ah recall, yer last time in me joke about asians fancyin' cat n dog went clear o'er yer heed.
>she grumbles and walks over to the refrigerator and pulls out a few gallons of milk and pours one of em into a large mixing bowl
<Ye know this sheit is gonna take me three fookin' days te finish, dunnae?
<Are we doin' this agin? If'n Ah recall, yer last time in me joke about asians fancyin' cat n dog went clear o'er yer heed.
>she grumbles and walks over to the refrigerator and pulls out a few gallons of milk and pours one of em into a large mixing bowl
<Ye know this sheit is gonna take me three fookin' days te finish, dunnae?
>She stops for a moment in the preparation of fresh mozzarella, realizing that she never actually made the joke about asians eatig cats and dogs the last time this person had ordered. If she wasnt fuzzy, her embarrassment would be readily apparent.
Reminds me, ma'am, my darling, have you watched the game yesterday?
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!
Nigga, this is a horsefucker forum. What can possibly be perceived as brave about posting hier?
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.
>>174918
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!
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(for clarity/transparency, Im dismissive of "mid 30s" because Im unabashedly in my mid ]40s, Furry RPing on a nazi horsefcker board)
Git gud fgt
Git gud fgt
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo
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>fffffffft... ffffffffft... fffffffft...
>the sounds of something large being dragged across the ground emanates from outside the bar until
BAM
>the door swings open with a kick, crashing against the wall adjacent
>ffffffft... ffffffft... ffffffft... the bartender, hunched over a large bundle of black plastic, drags the mass back toward the kitchen leaving a trail of bright green fluorescent fluid
>approaching the kitchen doors she stops and takes a long drag off her cigarette before looking back and chortling:
<Ah dunnae wot th' fook thisser ere be, bud 'e put up a proper figh' tho'. 'E's all lean muscle, Ah figger Ah'll slice 'em super thin anen Ah'll sear it insum smoked lard!
<Oh, and Ah ran intae one-a me furry friemds!
>the sounds of something large being dragged across the ground emanates from outside the bar until
BAM
>the door swings open with a kick, crashing against the wall adjacent
>ffffffft... ffffffft... ffffffft... the bartender, hunched over a large bundle of black plastic, drags the mass back toward the kitchen leaving a trail of bright green fluorescent fluid
>approaching the kitchen doors she stops and takes a long drag off her cigarette before looking back and chortling:
<Ah dunnae wot th' fook thisser ere be, bud 'e put up a proper figh' tho'. 'E's all lean muscle, Ah figger Ah'll slice 'em super thin anen Ah'll sear it insum smoked lard!
<Oh, and Ah ran intae one-a me furry friemds!
>>>/ub/7777 →
<Anon be like:
>fuck, he noticed me sage-bumping other /üb/ threads to force the get faster! What do I do now? I know, I'll post some nonsense thread so no one will notice what I was gonna do!
<Anon be like:
>fuck, he noticed me sage-bumping other /üb/ threads to force the get faster! What do I do now? I know, I'll post some nonsense thread so no one will notice what I was gonna do!
>>175602
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.
>>175603
>I was going to do that anyway
<Ah thank ye fer th' admission tha' yer the same faggot who thought 'e could pull some sneaky sheit, an then wants te lie like a twat when caught
>I was going to do that anyway
<Ah thank ye fer th' admission tha' yer the same faggot who thought 'e could pull some sneaky sheit, an then wants te lie like a twat when caught
>175604
Not everything is about you.
Not everything is about you.
<So ye jus' started sage-bumpin' threads fer the fun of it, but stopped when Ah called ye out, so ye started regular-bumpin', before makin' the thread? Sure, that checks out.
<Mate, Ah ain't sayin' it's about me. Ye'd have te be an idgit te no' realize that it's about ye.
<Mate, Ah ain't sayin' it's about me. Ye'd have te be an idgit te no' realize that it's about ye.
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