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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>returning to the bar, the bartender has a bit of a spring in her step. Not only was the election everything it could be hoped to have been, but there's also a new neighbor!
<Ahm sure 'e'll settle in fine enough, but 'e shouldn't bein surprised that Kuhthöníc is known. Wonderin ifn 'es hearda Thez tho
<Ahm sure 'e'll settle in fine enough, but 'e shouldn't bein surprised that Kuhthöníc is known. Wonderin ifn 'es hearda Thez tho
<Alrigh', tieme te set thur playlist
>beeping noises, as the bartender fiddles with some of the executive functions of the jukebox
<Thisser oughtta hol' fer a wheel
https://youtu.be/lEvL-RMxRhY?si=cV3Ef6UPMoVITUc2
https://youtu.be/D4JPSqF6vfs?si=jUR9asCndbGTwGsJ
https://youtu.be/WgPR-WQMxDU?si=rBe8QC-mDAWNFh8M
>beeping noises, as the bartender fiddles with some of the executive functions of the jukebox
<Thisser oughtta hol' fer a wheel
https://youtu.be/lEvL-RMxRhY?si=cV3Ef6UPMoVITUc2
https://youtu.be/D4JPSqF6vfs?si=jUR9asCndbGTwGsJ
https://youtu.be/WgPR-WQMxDU?si=rBe8QC-mDAWNFh8M
>The bartender puts up one of those fancy moving posters and stares at it with a slightly lewd smile before letting out a wistful sigh
Blame Luziferino, hes the one that sended the shit
Blame Luziferino, hes the one that sended the shit
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*ehem*
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>179595
luzi is a schizophrenic retard, just like the staff of this fucking shithole. not even a post per hour on the entire fucking site. pathetic
luzi is a schizophrenic retard, just like the staff of this fucking shithole. not even a post per hour on the entire fucking site. pathetic
>>180190
Yes, but Luz is one of the cooler schizophrenic retards. I rather like the art he posts and his outlandish experiments with circuit design are mildly intriguing.
By the by, you're more than welcome to start a new thread. I mostly lurk but will write if you genuinely want users to engage.
Yes, but Luz is one of the cooler schizophrenic retards. I rather like the art he posts and his outlandish experiments with circuit design are mildly intriguing.
By the by, you're more than welcome to start a new thread. I mostly lurk but will write if you genuinely want users to engage.
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>>180190
How many layers of seethe are you on my dude? If you had the faintest grasp of the technology he's experimenting on/with you'd realize he isn't schizo, you're just intellectually retarded by comparison and can't follow him, but thats dunning kreuger 101 to no one's surprise. Classic!
<An since ye clearly 'aven't good sense, Ah reckon ye're prolly crossin' from left te right (abyss to hell), so yer fittin'fer that firey lookin' door over by th' bathrooms.
How many layers of seethe are you on my dude? If you had the faintest grasp of the technology he's experimenting on/with you'd realize he isn't schizo, you're just intellectually retarded by comparison and can't follow him, but thats dunning kreuger 101 to no one's surprise. Classic!
<An since ye clearly 'aven't good sense, Ah reckon ye're prolly crossin' from left te right (abyss to hell), so yer fittin'fer that firey lookin' door over by th' bathrooms.
>>180201
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>180204
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
>>180216
<Ay mate, ye can fook off back te th' nine with that sheit also. Feinde anoother thread ifn'ye wantin'te be a cliche' coont
<Ay mate, ye can fook off back te th' nine with that sheit also. Feinde anoother thread ifn'ye wantin'te be a cliche' coont
>The bartender wanders over toward one of the TV displays
>phone in hand, with corded earbuds in both of her floopy ears, her attention focuses upward toward the screen, currently displaying old 4cc matches
>looking back down, she grabs the phone with both hands and starts tappy tapping
>her brow furrows, as she really hates touch screen keyboards, and keeps making mistakes
>her face brightens, and she pulls her earbuds out as the screen shifts, a small indicator window indicating a temporary device pairing
https://youtu.be/fWTcQRgSzEM?si=PJT8X8lDdPfQWuOj
<Tissues'r in the bathroom lads
>phone in hand, with corded earbuds in both of her floopy ears, her attention focuses upward toward the screen, currently displaying old 4cc matches
>looking back down, she grabs the phone with both hands and starts tappy tapping
>her brow furrows, as she really hates touch screen keyboards, and keeps making mistakes
>her face brightens, and she pulls her earbuds out as the screen shifts, a small indicator window indicating a temporary device pairing
https://youtu.be/fWTcQRgSzEM?si=PJT8X8lDdPfQWuOj
<Tissues'r in the bathroom lads
>a few random thumps from the loft overhead is the only indication of activity in the otherwise quiet bar (notwithstanding any who may have passed out in their booths)
>the TV, again playing 4cc reruns on low volume, suddenly goes blank again
>apparently the bartender's phone is still paired
>there's actually several TVs throughout the building (I'm about to add a 3rd monitor irl ^_^), and wherever she is (upstairs, obviously) shes about to put something on
https://youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?si=Pqqqa20t9Wg2t306
>As the melpdy slowly drifts throught the bar, she slowly makes her way downstairs with a cup of coffee in hoof, lip-synching to the song
>It's all very cheesy and campy until the reprise
>wtf? Where'd the top hat,... and the cane?
>wtf, a marching band?
>fucking fireworks???
>the dance routine?!?
>the TV, again playing 4cc reruns on low volume, suddenly goes blank again
>apparently the bartender's phone is still paired
>there's actually several TVs throughout the building (I'm about to add a 3rd monitor irl ^_^), and wherever she is (upstairs, obviously) shes about to put something on
https://youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?si=Pqqqa20t9Wg2t306
>As the melpdy slowly drifts throught the bar, she slowly makes her way downstairs with a cup of coffee in hoof, lip-synching to the song
>It's all very cheesy and campy until the reprise
>wtf? Where'd the top hat,... and the cane?
>wtf, a marching band?
>fucking fireworks???
>the dance routine?!?
>with absolutely zero explanation, Lenos' voice echoes from back in the office
>"Why are you coming at me with scissors?"
>"Why are you coming at me with scissors?"
>an anon, this one purple-faced (as opposed to the common orange and green, or occasional red),....
>teal
>.. sidles up to the bar
>the Bartender makes no motion or gesture
>anon grabs the remote for the TV and starts flipping through videos
>tamping out her cigarette in a nearby ashtray, she addresses anon finally
<Las' call mate, ye orderin'?
"Screwdriver, easy on the Oj"
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<One vodka on ice with an orange squeeze, comin up
>teal
>.. sidles up to the bar
>the Bartender makes no motion or gesture
>anon grabs the remote for the TV and starts flipping through videos
>tamping out her cigarette in a nearby ashtray, she addresses anon finally
<Las' call mate, ye orderin'?
"Screwdriver, easy on the Oj"
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<One vodka on ice with an orange squeeze, comin up
>the bartender wanders downstairs
>the previous night's attendant (it was her) did NOT clean up
>she grabs a garbage bag and starts picking up beer cans
>an empty cardboard box on the ground erupts with orange kitten arms,... playful bastard
>she stops for a moment, lighting a cigarette with a very dim-flamed lighter
>she shakes it, and it sounds nearly spent
>with a sigh, she pulls out her cellphone
>boopity boop, the nearby big screen jumps to life
https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?si=_Ku00LXbWVSqCf8o
>the previous night's attendant (it was her) did NOT clean up
>she grabs a garbage bag and starts picking up beer cans
>an empty cardboard box on the ground erupts with orange kitten arms,... playful bastard
>she stops for a moment, lighting a cigarette with a very dim-flamed lighter
>she shakes it, and it sounds nearly spent
>with a sigh, she pulls out her cellphone
>boopity boop, the nearby big screen jumps to life
https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?si=_Ku00LXbWVSqCf8o
<Alrigh'ye faggits! Las' fookin call! If'n ye ain't cookin', git the FOOK out!
<Merry Chistmas n shi tho
<Merry Chistmas n shi tho
>nobody moves
<Ah fook it,....
>the bartender waves a hand, knowing ponies gonna
>srsly
Cuz you know you're all my very best Friends
<Ah fook it,....
>the bartender waves a hand, knowing ponies gonna
>srsly
Cuz you know you're all my very best Friends
>all
Yes, even (you)
Yes, even (you)
Merry Christmas Eve and to all a Happy Hearths Warming Eve as well!
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>smells of vinegar, wine, and smoked garlic permeate the bar
>the air is stale and filters in through the windows in sunbeams, even though its almost noon
>CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP, the bartender wanders down from the loft, cigarette in mouth and her phone in hand.
<Lots a cookin n prep ta be done tadey
>... she says to whoever is watching
<Bes' git started
https://youtu.be/L0o0Z8maw4U?si=aT_ZGsxMwAvGfv1q
>the air is stale and filters in through the windows in sunbeams, even though its almost noon
>CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP, the bartender wanders down from the loft, cigarette in mouth and her phone in hand.
<Lots a cookin n prep ta be done tadey
>... she says to whoever is watching
<Bes' git started
https://youtu.be/L0o0Z8maw4U?si=aT_ZGsxMwAvGfv1q
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Lit bit late, but...Merry Christmas every poner! Or should I say, happy hanukkah?
Hope everyone's having a good time tonight. If that's not the case, cheer up, fagget. There's always something to be grateful for. Plus there's 364 other days to be an emo bitch, plenty of time.
Hope everyone's having a good time tonight. If that's not the case, cheer up, fagget. There's always something to be grateful for. Plus there's 364 other days to be an emo bitch, plenty of time.
This thread? Srsly? Im noy complaining, but bruh
<Ye act like ye can do anythin
<Ye act like ye can do anythin
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>the bartender marvels for a moment, wondering how we got here
>at the samr time, like,... pretty much all the people she really likes are here or in the surrounding environment.
God dammit I love u faggots
No homo
>at the samr time, like,... pretty much all the people she really likes are here or in the surrounding environment.
God dammit I love u faggots
No homo
<Merry Christmas ye insufferably lovable faggits
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
Cus 2x the mares
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
Cus 2x the mares
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The bartender wanders in from the back, softly singing "World on Fire", dropping the spent cigarette in her right hand, a long tube of rolled up paper held gently in her left so as not to crinkle it. She wanders over to a bare section of wall, unrolls the paper with a bit of a fluorish, like laying down new sheets,... and then realized the stapler is under the bar. She sighs, gingerly re-rolling it as she walks over to the bar to grab the shiny silver staple gun. Back over to the wall, and with a few clicks, a new poster adorns the wall.
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