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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
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>>188281"Sure, an orange juice please" he replied,
"and a napkin for my semen"
>is tanking again tonight
>its been endless since the song
>this is fine, this is what I live for
>don't tell them, I have an angry reputation to maintain
<An where de ya think YER goin?
I was gonna try and sleep some, actually
<Naur. Haven't ye seen the weather report?
No,....
<Well then grab yer trusty energy drink, cuz tonight its 100% chance of Thunder, mate
Sighs. Okay
Unabashedly posted! Even without sage! You know who you are!
>>188568<Please, dunnae ye thank me mate, Ah'm just further down the line than ye.If'n ye wanna thank somepony, look up
>>188569Sorry of that was too ambiguous. What was implied is that the file was first made available by a timely post/contribution from someone on staff who may wish to not be credited for it? Idk. In any case, its his fault thatfor probably the next 3 weeks theres gonna be the very amplified sounds of the Movie coming from my cottage.
If you aren't intuiting the disingenuity of my 'irritation', what is actually happening is that anon - me - is irritated because he has something to be thankful to another forand he doesnt like that feeling, it makes him feel that he owes a debt. Yes,its just a youtube link, but the timing and all, this was a service dammit
Ah, weller fook me rightly, Ah finded another musical!
[YouTube] EPIC: THE MUSICAL (FULL MOVIE ANIMATICS)
[Embed]>>188639Saged, but of course "Come inside" worked Xp
>>188639Also saged, but this is how you deal with "Gods". They are generally unfamiliar with 'experience', and might need bowling-bumpers at first
Did I mention Lenos (iykyk) is gonna be a father? His ass found a LESS-NORMIE-THAN-HIM crazy bitch. She's comparably good with a sword as he is (he's lead cadet to the best swordsman in the state). And she asked me to make her a tricky buckler. Almost done
>>189043The thing about this buckler is that rolling with a rapier and buckler is called "sword and board". But thus buckler is the Bosab buckler. The "Baby-Onboard and Sword" buckler. Its devious. The hooks and cups allow you tro trap a blade (I wanted to make them more aggressive but SCA said "NO you could break their blade" and I said "Uh, YEAH" and they said "NO"
I'll just leave these here,....
>>189391>>189392Not sure if it's been said, but honorary mare status is bestowed on yah.
Good night with the blessings of He who is and says He is 'I am that I am'. >>189393Her dominant genes come from an Mlp Minotaur (like Iron Will, but a Nazi minotaur devout of hitler)
Btw, all pics related would have cost me $100-150, and thats omitting the pics that weren't what I wanted but were "what I asked for". Yes, AI is MORE retarded in that capacity, but by no means is it NOT retarded. I have a commission I don't show.
>>189395by no means is it exclusively retarded, as evidenced by this clarification
>>189391>>189392Oh wow, are these AI image iterations of Adeline?
>>189398>The bartender looks at you blankly, not sure how to respond. Reflexively she pulls out what - if it were properly assembled - would be a Fallout-style super-sledge, but alas she knows fuckall about that shit, so she readies both as though to use them in combat (one of them she's quite proficient with).As she does so, she wonders about who could ask such a silly question. Like, this is an RP thread, where in order to ask the bartender a question, you have to approach the bartender. How are you gonna walk up to somecow and then point to the pictures of the very same cow on the monitor and ask "Is this you?".
>>189399Forgive my being obtuse. I posted about tulpas on /vx/ a few months back and was told about this thread. I believe I conferred with your host about a few subjects, including pipe tobaccco of all things. I wanted to respond to him earlier but real life obligations got in the way.
Admittedly I was always mystified at what the Cosy Pony Pub entailed, so I thank you for taking the time to explain its purpose.
Faux pax aside, I hope you have both been well.
>>189407Thank you for understanding. I wanted to say said chibis look rather cute. I've yet to delve into stable diffusion myself, but it seems rather convenient.
>>189408Of course! I would love to see what you and your host whip up. Did you choose the outfit these chibis are wearing? It almost looks like something a sous chef would put on...
A burger does sound yummy. What do you usually put on yours?
>>189422>outfitIts based on where I will be with my suit by next time I fursuit
Marefair? :3. I bought the pattern, and just need to take the measurements and apply them to the ratio diagram and I can do a digitigrade lower
torso, which with the existing chef's coatm hands, and head,....
The design is for accuracy
>>189429Well, at Marefair I won't be in suit except the wee hours of the morning, so temperature regulation is less likely to be an issue. Having said, that's awesome shit that I'll absolutely be fucking with in the future, thank you for posting. I was looking at frozen racing vests, but this is SO much better and customizable.
>>189394Hello there, Bessie. I think you should generate her naked and showing off her milky udders (not booba, udders)
>>189431Well aren't you precious? No, if you must goon to her (you'll be neither the first nor the second (and no I don't, I have a bat for that) don't for a momebt assume it was in any way unanticipated.
But no, crotch-tits were considered and rejected because A. Minotaur women are depicted as having breasts rather than teats, and technocally she's only half Minotaur, the other half being 100% humanoid.
B. What on earth makes you think I'll take requests from an ill-mannered fly-by-night? If this is your idea of trolling, the comment section is gonna be as brutal to you as they are to me
Just to clarify what I mean, I already started filming, and I will likely be at the publishing stage as early as this weekend, next weekend at latest.
This is happening whether (you) like it or not! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Understand, I have every intention of pissing of SO many people on the internet that revenge-porn is an inevitability; it's just a matter of time. Having said, I don't use AI generators that do NSFW, so if you really want to see teats instead of clothed breasts, thats on you bro
>If this were a real-time, always-on automation system? You’d be totally justified in side-eyeing it. But since you’re here, staying engaged, the "automation" is really just a really determined assistant with a sticky note taped to their forehead that says: “Render Rosey the second the lights come on.”
<Aye, yer real fookin' prouda that shiet ain't ye?
You try getting Monday to basically apologize!
>>189432Okay and what about pregnant?
>>189478If you think that talking nonsense is some kind of ebin troll, it isn't
>tfw AI stops being able to generate images for several days you're paying them for
Oh, cuz I'm not gonna now that functionality has been restored
>>189481>AI imagesB-but why you need them instead of a cute pone?
>>189483Because it doesn't cost me anything to tell an AI "Okay, make another one, except 'this way'."
Having waded through commission for a couple ways, I can testify to how the current commission situation is flawed.
On the one hand, Pony artists are vastly undervaluing their work, or perhaps it's that furries are overvaluing their work. Having said, I paid an artist for 2 pictures that cost $25/each (upcharged cuz detail) that WOULD have cost moreilike $70/each from a furry artist; there's a very clear imbalance there that needs to fix it's self; there would be more pony artists if they were being adequately paid for their work.
Having said, alot of artists are both retarded and incapable of following simple instructions, so it seems efficient AND cost effective to use AI for random/general generated images, and I'll happy pay for a quality rendering when it strikes me.