/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>169690
That looks delicious! Is it for me, tulpa cow ma'am?

It's so nice to see more tulpa posting. I hope everyone is having a good day.

>>169725
One with everything please. No dog no cat haram yes?

Gin and Tonic.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.

>>170166
Gin and tonic actually sounds good, I might have one of those myself.

Where is niggel when you need him? His archnemesis turned out to be a fokking furfag like himself lmao.
>>170165
I'll make u regret every milisecond of that cringepost
/s

>>>/mlpol/369858 →
Yeah, yeah. For a while it seemed like I was the only one who had a problem with this. You left me to die alone back there. (Obvious hypervole. It's alright fren.)
Btw, how can you say the staff is all for free speech when you've never been outside their good graces?
>>>/mlpol/369860 →
Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.

>>170689
>Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
You too were banned? No wonder everyfag left.

>>170690
Yeah, but I don't really wanna start shit. I don't want to appeal my ban or whatever. I just thought Sven should know because I consider him a friend.
If you wanna know what happened. Let's just say I purposefully made staff mad. So in a way, you could say the ban was justified. But it was also a bit of a tantrum that you would expect from a dicksword mod.
Anyways, besides Sven and Glim I don't really care about this trashfire anymore. Have funs this Christmas.

>>170691
I understand.
Merry Christmas poner.

>>170691
Merry christmas. You may not know me but I'll always consider you a friend

>>170691
Merry Christmas fren.
Thought you left to conquer irl stuff, unless I'm thinking of someone else.
Still merry Christmas.
>>170689
Anon, you're posting.
Since you're able to post on at least two parts it stands to reason the ban's over and I'd wager to guess the length of it was about a day.
Ooooooooh. Sorry my brain isn't running on full.
Anyway Merry Christmas to you all

>>170692
>>170693
>>170694
Merry Christmas indeed. I feel undeserving of the kind words. But I'm grateful to hear them.

Btw Sven, sorry for overreacting. Didn't actually apologized before. You're entitled to your opinion either way.

>>174308
>Simmer down
Not one to talk, furtroon.

Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.

>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO

>>174713
>chokin on a benis
Now, that's somethin' you clearly know a lot more about.

>>174897
Saging is an imperative duty for any thread you don't specifically want to bump.

>>174899
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.

Reminds me, ma'am, my darling, have you watched the game yesterday?
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!

Nigga, this is a horsefucker forum. What can possibly be perceived as brave about posting hier?
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.

>>174918
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!

(for clarity/transparency, Im dismissive of "mid 30s" because Im unabashedly in my mid ]40s, Furry RPing on a nazi horsefcker board)
Git gud fgt

Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.

>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo

>>175602
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.

>175604
Not everything is about you.

>sage-bumpin'
Oxymoron.

Saging is the opposite of bumping, nigger. Bumping is bringing something to the top of the page. The correct term is sage bombing.

Your accent is as fake as it is gay.

>California/Washington/Oregon parasite moves after shitting up his home state and thinks he can fit in with a fake accent
Sad. Many such cases.

>didn't deny being a West coast refugee
Top lel

Go back to Seattle

Friends please be nice to eachother!

>>175639
Hello yes does this planet have cow milk? If so, a chocolate milk please. I have to travel today so not the fermented type. Do you have marshmallows?

<Cuz it'd be a roight shame if'n specific faggots were tryin' te' manufacture consensus

Again

Yay! New artwork commission just got sent!

>>175844
What kinds of cigarettes do you like?

>the bar's saloon-style CLAP open
>the bartender, flaming-red dred-locks trailing behind her, slid across the (freshly-waxed) floor, right up to the end of the bar
>tipping up her copper-rimmed sunglasses, she examined the register's contents as it popped open with a "clickity-clackity, PING"
>her eyes danced across register compartments as her form slipped it's arms out of her floppy-skin duster before tossing it
/roll

>>177164
Well that didn't work

>... gracefully dancing through the air before hooking on a standing coat-rack, bolted to the floor apparently, cuz otherwise unaffected by the bartender's coat, momentum, etc
>she maintains her posture from the throw of the heavy garment, her head beginning to bob increasingly and more unmistakably to some unheard beat
>again she slides over to the jukebox this time, and with a practiced finesse deposits one and then clickity-clackitys.
https://youtu.be/MTijPpYLS6g?si=TvhpCO8l3FAFOMXH
She grooves along with the astonishingly synchronized music that begins playing on the PA

>the bartender wanders in, wearingnher customary sunglasses and duster-coat
>there's only one person in the bar, a snivelly looking fellow in an outfit thay reeks of government something
>she wanders around, inspecting the area, seemingly disinterested in his presence
>he is eating a plate of food, which is odd, because the bar isn't open yet
<Aye so ye're sill 'ere aint ye.
She says, finally turning in the man's direction.
"I told you before. I will remain until you have the means to be rid of me, miss..."
>As he finishes, or attempts to finish this sentence, she draws her revolver hand-canon and promptly splatters his brains all over the counter
<That ye did mate

Initiative
[1d20+9 = (4+9) = 13]

>>178240 →
Lol. You go threatening to kill people OOC, and you won't PVP OOC. All bark, no bite.

>>178244 →
>realizes
You already failed the roll for that. If you want to fantasize your empty threats OOC, do it in a separate thread.

>>178248 →
I don't care about your threats. I'm not afraid of you, and neither is my character.

You were targeted with a charm. The charm failed due to GM abjudication, then you failed your check to notice you were targeted. That's the end of the story.
>Is it still a good idea?
I'd do it again. I'm not sorry anymore. If you don't like it, attack me. I dare you to. It you successfully kill me (which you won't), I'll just make another character.

>>178249
No, it’s not “GM adjudication.” Player Characters don’t have stat block attitudes of “friendly/unfriendly.” They are not NPCs or monsters.

>but beholders have charm person!
No shit. It’s for cohorts, monsters, or whatever. Show me where in the rules that players must obey diplomacy rolls or charm person when affected by it.

>>178252
That's a fair ruling.

>>178247
Imagine your character had been coopted, especially in advance of anything hostile
You wouldnt stand for it
Yiu in particular would probably br incensed. But Im supposed to be okay with it? No! You're already trying to take liberties with the game, and fuck off AND ALL with that.

>>17825 →>>178251
Oh, go on, talk about spamming nigger

>>178248 →
I think it was a great idea. I'd do it again.
Too bad Rosey Ring can't try again for another 24 hours (and PC charm immunity that I was previously unaware of).
Don't like it? Respond in character.

>>178258
Big talk coming from the guy who made 50+ posts threatening PVP and then backed out

>>178261
I was just looking to see how many rounds before the charm was broken. My bad, I didn't realize A. You were impotent (I gave u undue credit) and B. It was a day thing.

Thats okay.

>>178263
So you made 20 spam rolls instead of just asking how the spell worked? How mature.
Sense Motive doesn't have retries.

>>178268
Youre criticising me for maturity? Or spam? Or,...

>>178285 →
No saves, huh?
Funny, just an hour ago you were threatening to do exactly this.

>>178287
Checkmate in 2 or less

>>178296
What checkmate?
You got targeted with an effect, and now you're chickening out because you don't want your character to die, even though you threatened to kill the whole party just earlier.

>>178252
Oh, I didn't notice you slip in during all the commotion. I'd have addressed this during if I had.
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>>178287
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>>178251
>>178249
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>>178239
I really hope you got that out of your system, cuz it's the last time it will be tolerated.
Out of respect for those who have been respectable, I will take the time to explain in detail why yesterday happened the way it did, and why it had to happen that way to avoid PF knocking over a domino leading to an inevitable conflagration that yes - Brie would be at the center of, and is caused by one of the most classic red flags - "It's what my character would do".

The assertion is that Posey does her stupid gaze, lol everyone likes the bat for another 24 hours cuz hes nicer. 24 hours later he wonders why he thought so highly of this insufferable "unicorn that totally isn't undead but thats okay", before he figures it out. He then begins a double-cross plan (cuz fucking with his mind in ANY way is a betrayal, idgaf who you are) that results in a tpk.

Now, I can see that Brie is a walking red flag. As a player, my other characters would give him a wide berth, at LEAST until we've done something to establish a non-adversarial rapport. I would avoid poking the obviously intentional and unstable bat, or in this case, introducing myself with something that could be considered adversarial.

Silly me.

As to the spamming, yes that's my bad. I've been playing 5e exclusively lately, and I was more interested in rerolling my saving throw to determine how many rounds before the spell broke. I get the editions mixed up all the time, it's hard to keep them together when you've got three decades of rp, in most all editions, to sort through in your head on the fly. I'll do better on that front and offer my sincere apologies to everyone in thread who was offended and has never spammed before.

In conclusion:
As a PLAYER I will be happy to ENTERTAIN HAHA SCENARIOS that involve temporary mind altering spells IN ADVANCE so we can AVOID misunderstandings and potential tpks.
I will also remind that how one person assumes their actions will be interpreted does not represent the envelope of possible interpretations and responses, and responses that the person doesn't recognize as valid doesn't invalidate the other person's reception.

I was talking to Stix about it last night. Up at the mill in WA there's this dude named Rusty. Rusty is kind of a basic bitch, been around 5 years and semi-tight with the company royals, and he decides he's gonna fuck with the quiet new guy. So he walks up and pinches - not hard, just a firm pinch - the guy's nipple.
Well.
As the new guy, I tore his asshole up and down the piling chain all the way up to the foreman's office, precisely explaining I didn't care what he and his fuckwits think is acceptable/appropriate, that if he ever fucked around like that again I would have his job and THEN I'd smear him across the parking lot.
The foreman thanked me for how I handled the situation.
Just how I roll.

Oh, and one last thing.
GM calls the shots. Didn't think I had to specifically say that, you've been playing for what, 4 years now? 5? You should know better.

>>178358
>cuz it's the last time it will be tolerated
What are you going to do about it?

>>178358
>He then begins a double-cross plan (cuz fucking with his mind in ANY way is a betrayal, idgaf who you are) that results in a tpk.
Do it. Watch yourself get paralyzed and killed at the first opportunity.

>>178359
>GM calls the shots.
Why do you think people would indulge your TPK fantasies, but not you and only you being killed then and there? You make no sense.

Must be lonely

>>178358
>so we can AVOID misunderstandings and potential tpks
There you go with the empty threats again. You could not kill me even if you tried, and even if you did I wouldn't be bothered.
Why do you think you can attack the party when you wouldn't even roll saves vs a hostile spell without explicit orders to? Did you get permission to TPK? No. If I need permission to kill you, you need permission to kill us.
>As to the spamming, yes that's my bad. I've been playing 5e exclusively lately, and I was more interested in rerolling my saving throw to determine how many rounds before the spell broke.
5e Charm Person doesn't give you a new save every round to break the spell. You roll once, and if you fail you are changed for the duration.
>I get the editions mixed up all the time
You should have read spell descriptions before you starting spamming like an idiot. Unlike 5e, 3.5e charm person doesn't say that the creature knows it was charmed after the spell ends.
>Brie is a walking red flag. As a player, my other characters would give him a wide berth, at LEAST until we've done something to establish a non-adversarial rapport. I would avoid poking the obviously intentional and unstable bat
Ah, the old "it's what my character would do" fallacy. Funny how it only applies when you're threatening to kill the party, and not when someone else kills you.

>>178366
Aren't you tired?

>>178367
Why would I be?

Youve been doing mental gymnastics all morning. Theres plenty of ways to kill a party without directly attacking anyone. You think I'd just go "Rah, stab!"? Please. If I have to, you wont see it coming, and it won't come down to a saving throw.
>its what my character would do
That is why you tried to pull the stupid trick right? Its what your character would do?
Thats my point. Lets not play "what my character would do", and if you dont instigate, I wont have to respond, K?

>>178369
>all morning
It made a few posts over the course of ~30 minutes. It's Saturday morning and I have the whole day ahead of me to shitpost, until my other game session starts.
>Theres plenty of ways to kill a party without directly attacking anyone.
Do it. I dare you to.
>If I have to, you wont see it coming, and it won't come down to a saving throw.
Or I could just kill you now and never have to deal with that possibility.

>>178370
>Do it. I dare you to
The fuck is your problem dude?

>>178371
I have no problem. I'm not afraid of your threats. You think I care about the possibility of an imaginary sorceress dying in a make-believe place?

That was for the "I have no prpblems" (which if you know anything about linguistics you know,...)
Beyond that, no I dont think you are. Its quite clear youll sacrifice her and every other player for SOME reason that youre simply gonna have to work out on your own

It’s 9 in the damn morning. Why are you even awake, nevermind arguing over that stupid charm person spell you two spent way too much time on yesterday?

>>178374
>Its quite clear youll sacrifice her and every other player
That's YOUR decision.

>>178375
Wym why awake? I get up at 4 every morning. Besides, this was never about the charm spell

>>178377
Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.
Im sure GM would love yo deal with it
.
Or, get off your high horse and stop trying to instigate

>>178379
>Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.
Okay, does that mean I get to Ghoul-Touch you now? I'll take that gamble.

>>178381
Why would the GM indulge your TPK plan, but not my snapping-a-bats-neck plan?
Of course, it's all up to the GM; I know that well. That's why I know your TPK threat is toothless.
If you can kill us, I can kill you.

>>178382
And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.
So dont start none, wont be none. Why is this so difficult for you to understand.
If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrong

>>178383
>And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.
Okay, I'll accept your challenge. Let's do it. Roll the saving throws for that Ghoul Touch.

What a beautiful display of animus. I hope Im not the only one seeing this.

No. I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game. Goodbye, youve been notified and our business is ended. Faff about if you must.

>>178383
>So dont start none, wont be none.
Faggot, the only one who is "starting none" is (You) with your empty TPK threats.
It has already been established that charms don't work on PCs: Rosey Ring could not even charm Brie even if I wanted her to. If you're going to keep threatening to kill us, I will kill you right now.
>>178385
>I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game.
What part of that involved killing the party?

>>178383
>If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrong
If the entire party is being killed by your character, you are in the wrong.
The only thing gayer than killing your party is threatening to do it OOC.

*sighs* In that this remains a teachable moment, the most constructive method to engage in shenanigens of that sort would be for one player to forst reach out to GM and say what they more or less want to do and get their opinion/position first.
Afterward, the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as needed.
In this manner, the recipient player can experience the desired surprise and lack of foreknowledge, but can then reach out to GM to better understand what is permissible and in what spirit the exchange is occurring.
It is quite easy for two individials to equally jump the gun.

[>>178393
>the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as needed
I wasn't aware of any TPK plans being approved.

>>178394
If you had asked GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charm, and would likely have been on hand so that your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be. Now for fucks sake, drop it

>>178395
>GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charm
He told us that anyway. Your TPK threats were unnecessary.
>your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be.
It was (You) who threatened to kill the rest of the party and made a fool of yourself by making dozens of obnoxious spam-rolls.

>>178400
I have already spoken to the spam,the cause for want to tpk (reactionary) and everything else.

When will you own your shit?

>>178406
>When will you own your shit?
I don't know what that's even supposed to mean. I own everything I've done, everything I'm doing, and everything I ever will do.

>>178407
Then whats your deal?

<Ah spose it be fate that me firs' ooficial customer be thissin hissin.
<Alright fella, lemme 'splain the point o' this 'ere restaurant n grill

<This 'building' sits in,... (dispensing with the accent)
... a pocket dimension between the abyss and abator. There are many routes around through alternate planes, but the frontline of the blood war no longer exists. In it's place has erected a slightly shimmering wall resembling black crushed velvet. Pushing past reveals a darkened plane leading directly (in a slightly reality-warping sense) to a rickety building with occasionally blinking lights.
<Welcome te Adelin's Border Cafe, mate.

*ehem*
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>179595
luzi is a schizophrenic retard, just like the staff of this fucking shithole. not even a post per hour on the entire fucking site. pathetic

>>180190
Yes, but Luz is one of the cooler schizophrenic retards. I rather like the art he posts and his outlandish experiments with circuit design are mildly intriguing.

By the by, you're more than welcome to start a new thread. I mostly lurk but will write if you genuinely want users to engage.

>>180190
How many layers of seethe are you on my dude? If you had the faintest grasp of the technology he's experimenting on/with you'd realize he isn't schizo, you're just intellectually retarded by comparison and can't follow him, but thats dunning kreuger 101 to no one's surprise. Classic!
<An since ye clearly 'aven't good sense, Ah reckon ye're prolly crossin' from left te right (abyss to hell), so yer fittin'fer that firey lookin' door over by th' bathrooms.

>>180194
he grinds up quartz and snorts it, but okay retard

>>180191
no id rather let this cesspool rot in piss

>>180197
Then why are you here?

>>180198
i check in every few months to make sure this place is still dead

>>180199
Why do you care?

>>180200
i hate this place

>>180201
Kill yourself lol

>>180202
ok tranny

>>180201
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>180194
It's probably just the boomer still salty about getting banned.

>>180204
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye

>>180206
Yep, this is the boomer.

>>180196
>>180197
>>180199
>>180201
>>180203
>>180206
Nothing says "Im over it" like sperg-posting in a furry RP thread on an obscure website.

>>180203
Kill yourself lol

>>180208
>>180205
I think it's Sprucefrost and not the Boomer (boomer could capitalize words). Potentially it's Faux.

>>180217
He should killhimself lol