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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>from behind the counter, a *DING* bell sound rings, and out/across the counter slides a steaming hot burger.
"Smash burger on a croissant fer table 37," rings out, above the sizzling sounds of the grill.
"Smash burger on a croissant fer table 37," rings out, above the sizzling sounds of the grill.
>>169723
"Ah kin whip ye up one in about 6 minutes, if'n yer wantin'. Ah thought ye asians prefer dog er cat tho."
>spatula scraping sounds
"Original comes with american cheese, but we got plenty of others te choose from. We also offer it deluxe: wit lettuce, tomato, and carmelized onion. Plenty o' sauces te choose from also. How ye wannit?"
"Ah kin whip ye up one in about 6 minutes, if'n yer wantin'. Ah thought ye asians prefer dog er cat tho."
>spatula scraping sounds
"Original comes with american cheese, but we got plenty of others te choose from. We also offer it deluxe: wit lettuce, tomato, and carmelized onion. Plenty o' sauces te choose from also. How ye wannit?"
It's so nice to see more tulpa posting. I hope everyone is having a good day.
>>169733
"Nice dubs," she smiles, sliding a hard-paper box across the counter to you.
As you look back up, she stares at you like you're the thickest,...
"The fuck ye think this is? A role-play thread? If'n ye aint 'ere te troll somebody, git the fuck out me arse."
"Nice dubs," she smiles, sliding a hard-paper box across the counter to you.
As you look back up, she stares at you like you're the thickest,...
"The fuck ye think this is? A role-play thread? If'n ye aint 'ere te troll somebody, git the fuck out me arse."
<If'n ye find ye have a throat infection, ye might consider gargling salt water. And if'n ye aint a pussy, gargle ghost pepper sauce.
<Ah quit yer cryin, itll subside in 5-10 minutes, depending on the sensitivity of yer labia
<Ah quit yer cryin, itll subside in 5-10 minutes, depending on the sensitivity of yer labia
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Thats a lie and ye fookin know it, tho Ah'd be lyin' if'n Ah said was surprised. Ah mean, it ain't like staff ain't been shown te be faggot hypocrites any time they get BTFO in some way. The truth is ye faggots 'ave absolutely no rules when yet get yer feelin's chapped, and just spin it however ye can until anons shut up about it. Jus like yer doin' now. A user was censured for Hi Anon spamming once, and there was an unwritten rule, but yer wont te not mention that cuz it was yer idea and that gets in the way o yer posturin dunnit?
But what can ye expect from a buncha furfags? Gonna cry some more? Gonna delete me posts n threads? Gonna ban and 404 everything Ah try and do? Pathetic excuse fer a shitposter ye are, and the same fer the lot a ye
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Thats a lie and ye fookin know it, tho Ah'd be lyin' if'n Ah said was surprised. Ah mean, it ain't like staff ain't been shown te be faggot hypocrites any time they get BTFO in some way. The truth is ye faggots 'ave absolutely no rules when yet get yer feelin's chapped, and just spin it however ye can until anons shut up about it. Jus like yer doin' now. A user was censured for Hi Anon spamming once, and there was an unwritten rule, but yer wont te not mention that cuz it was yer idea and that gets in the way o yer posturin dunnit?
But what can ye expect from a buncha furfags? Gonna cry some more? Gonna delete me posts n threads? Gonna ban and 404 everything Ah try and do? Pathetic excuse fer a shitposter ye are, and the same fer the lot a ye
<Sure do be seemin te be alot of dialogue control goin on. Funny, fer a buncha fags who claim te care about frozen peaches n sheit
<Ah'm really tryin te paint inside the lines, but yer kinda forcing me hand
<Aye, minotaurs have hands. Fook y'all and yer 'no hooves' sheit, Ah 'ave both
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Gin and Tonic.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.