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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>170156
<Lol, when did ye fags change these post links? Im not sayin ye shouldnt'a, just wondering if'n yer still tryin' to act a paladin is all
<Lol, when did ye fags change these post links? Im not sayin ye shouldnt'a, just wondering if'n yer still tryin' to act a paladin is all
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO
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>>174622
<Oh lookit ye narr. Ah fergitted ye'er ere! Glad the ol veins 're still throbbin', but ye might wanna let up a bit, its hard te 'ear ye postin ifn yer chokin on a benis, lad
<Oh lookit ye narr. Ah fergitted ye'er ere! Glad the ol veins 're still throbbin', but ye might wanna let up a bit, its hard te 'ear ye postin ifn yer chokin on a benis, lad
https://youtu.be/UNhphyF74sA?si=gD2FDD_Maul0gPEe
<Ah seen Nigel postin' th other dee. Wunner ow this'll turn oot
<Ah seen Nigel postin' th other dee. Wunner ow this'll turn oot
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>>174818
<Says the hit-and-run sage-poster who postures brave but sneaks like a coward. Ahm sayin' take he dick outta yer mouth (stop saging) and we can 'ave a proper gowr, if'n that be watcher fixin fer
<Says the hit-and-run sage-poster who postures brave but sneaks like a coward. Ahm sayin' take he dick outta yer mouth (stop saging) and we can 'ave a proper gowr, if'n that be watcher fixin fer
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>>174899
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.
>>174909
<Are we doin' this agin? If'n Ah recall, yer last time in me joke about asians fancyin' cat n dog went clear o'er yer heed.
>she grumbles and walks over to the refrigerator and pulls out a few gallons of milk and pours one of em into a large mixing bowl
<Ye know this sheit is gonna take me three fookin' days te finish, dunnae?
<Are we doin' this agin? If'n Ah recall, yer last time in me joke about asians fancyin' cat n dog went clear o'er yer heed.
>she grumbles and walks over to the refrigerator and pulls out a few gallons of milk and pours one of em into a large mixing bowl
<Ye know this sheit is gonna take me three fookin' days te finish, dunnae?
>She stops for a moment in the preparation of fresh mozzarella, realizing that she never actually made the joke about asians eatig cats and dogs the last time this person had ordered. If she wasnt fuzzy, her embarrassment would be readily apparent.
Reminds me, ma'am, my darling, have you watched the game yesterday?
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!
Nigga, this is a horsefucker forum. What can possibly be perceived as brave about posting hier?
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.
>>174918
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!
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(for clarity/transparency, Im dismissive of "mid 30s" because Im unabashedly in my mid ]40s, Furry RPing on a nazi horsefcker board)
Git gud fgt
Git gud fgt
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo
Doot. Doot dooty.
>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo
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>fffffffft... ffffffffft... fffffffft...
>the sounds of something large being dragged across the ground emanates from outside the bar until
BAM
>the door swings open with a kick, crashing against the wall adjacent
>ffffffft... ffffffft... ffffffft... the bartender, hunched over a large bundle of black plastic, drags the mass back toward the kitchen leaving a trail of bright green fluorescent fluid
>approaching the kitchen doors she stops and takes a long drag off her cigarette before looking back and chortling:
<Ah dunnae wot th' fook thisser ere be, bud 'e put up a proper figh' tho'. 'E's all lean muscle, Ah figger Ah'll slice 'em super thin anen Ah'll sear it insum smoked lard!
<Oh, and Ah ran intae one-a me furry friemds!
>the sounds of something large being dragged across the ground emanates from outside the bar until
BAM
>the door swings open with a kick, crashing against the wall adjacent
>ffffffft... ffffffft... ffffffft... the bartender, hunched over a large bundle of black plastic, drags the mass back toward the kitchen leaving a trail of bright green fluorescent fluid
>approaching the kitchen doors she stops and takes a long drag off her cigarette before looking back and chortling:
<Ah dunnae wot th' fook thisser ere be, bud 'e put up a proper figh' tho'. 'E's all lean muscle, Ah figger Ah'll slice 'em super thin anen Ah'll sear it insum smoked lard!
<Oh, and Ah ran intae one-a me furry friemds!
>>>/ub/7777 →
<Anon be like:
>fuck, he noticed me sage-bumping other /üb/ threads to force the get faster! What do I do now? I know, I'll post some nonsense thread so no one will notice what I was gonna do!
<Anon be like:
>fuck, he noticed me sage-bumping other /üb/ threads to force the get faster! What do I do now? I know, I'll post some nonsense thread so no one will notice what I was gonna do!
>>175602
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.
>>175603
>I was going to do that anyway
<Ah thank ye fer th' admission tha' yer the same faggot who thought 'e could pull some sneaky sheit, an then wants te lie like a twat when caught
>I was going to do that anyway
<Ah thank ye fer th' admission tha' yer the same faggot who thought 'e could pull some sneaky sheit, an then wants te lie like a twat when caught
>175604
Not everything is about you.
Not everything is about you.
<So ye jus' started sage-bumpin' threads fer the fun of it, but stopped when Ah called ye out, so ye started regular-bumpin', before makin' the thread? Sure, that checks out.
<Mate, Ah ain't sayin' it's about me. Ye'd have te be an idgit te no' realize that it's about ye.
<Mate, Ah ain't sayin' it's about me. Ye'd have te be an idgit te no' realize that it's about ye.
>sage-bumpin'
Oxymoron.
Oxymoron.
<Cuz Ah can tell yer a disingenuous faggot, Ah'll explain fer th' audience.
<Sage-bumpin is where one er more faggots're tryin' to use post digits te try and "not lose" an argument th' they've already lost. Ye sage-post to a buncha threads, so that ye get the post # ye were after. It ain't a bump to th' top o the overboard, it's a bump o th post count.
<Sage-bumpin is where one er more faggots're tryin' to use post digits te try and "not lose" an argument th' they've already lost. Ye sage-post to a buncha threads, so that ye get the post # ye were after. It ain't a bump to th' top o the overboard, it's a bump o th post count.
Saging is the opposite of bumping, nigger. Bumping is bringing something to the top of the page. The correct term is sage bombing.
<Potato, potahto mate. Ah ain't the one tryin te be a sheister.
>person who has never left the West coast tries to emulate a southern accent.
<Ah LIVE in Texas, ya zigger
<Also, it ain a southern accemt
>California/Washington/Oregon parasite moves after shitting up his home state and thinks he can fit in with a fake accent
Sad. Many such cases.
Sad. Many such cases.
>retard, can't into the idea that there are more accents than sothern
<Tell me mate, how is affectin' an amalgamized accent (engliah, scottish, and australian) "tryin' te fit in". Oh wait, it ain't, and yer sheit fer brains
<Tell me mate, how is affectin' an amalgamized accent (engliah, scottish, and australian) "tryin' te fit in". Oh wait, it ain't, and yer sheit fer brains
>didn't deny being a West coast refugee
Top lel
Top lel
<Mate, if we're splittin' hairs about things not denied, yer operatin' from a loss
Go back to Seattle
<Never lived there mate, try again. And while yer at it, try te pretend Ah haven't lived rent free.
>>175638
>the bartender eyes you with a very strange look
>it seems to be a mix of disbelief and incredulity, with a slight tinge,... as though here is something about you that they are unable to identify
>she slowly walks over and stands across the bar from you tilts her head slightly, and through partially squinted eyes (as though biting back one or more choice phrases) asks:
<Ye gon' order somethin' mate?
>the bartender eyes you with a very strange look
>it seems to be a mix of disbelief and incredulity, with a slight tinge,... as though here is something about you that they are unable to identify
>she slowly walks over and stands across the bar from you tilts her head slightly, and through partially squinted eyes (as though biting back one or more choice phrases) asks:
<Ye gon' order somethin' mate?
>>175639
Hello yes does this planet have cow milk? If so, a chocolate milk please. I have to travel today so not the fermented type. Do you have marshmallows?
Hello yes does this planet have cow milk? If so, a chocolate milk please. I have to travel today so not the fermented type. Do you have marshmallows?
>>175657
>she briefly mutters
<Planet? The fook,...
>before focusing back on you to reply
<Naurr, ain't got none'a that, folks 'ave alwys been fiene wit booze. An' dun ye get any smart idears 'bout "cows producin' milk", Ah ain't that kinda cowe.
>her face betrays her interior dialogue, something along the lines of wondering where you think you are
>she briefly mutters
<Planet? The fook,...
>before focusing back on you to reply
<Naurr, ain't got none'a that, folks 'ave alwys been fiene wit booze. An' dun ye get any smart idears 'bout "cows producin' milk", Ah ain't that kinda cowe.
>her face betrays her interior dialogue, something along the lines of wondering where you think you are
<Cuz it'd be a roight shame if'n specific faggots were tryin' te' manufacture consensus
Again
Again
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Yay! New artwork commission just got sent!
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