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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
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>>178375Wym why awake? I get up at 4 every morning. Besides, this was never about the charm spell
>>178377Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.
Im sure GM would love yo deal with it
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Or, get off your high horse and stop trying to instigate
>>178379>Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.Okay, does that mean I get to Ghoul-Touch you now? I'll take that gamble.
>>178381Why would the GM indulge your TPK plan, but not my snapping-a-bats-neck plan?
Of course, it's all up to the GM; I know that well. That's why I know your TPK threat is toothless.
If you can kill us, I can kill you.
>>178382And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.
So dont start none, wont be none. Why is this so difficult for you to understand.
If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrong
>>178383>And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.Okay, I'll accept your challenge. Let's do it. Roll the saving throws for that Ghoul Touch.
What a beautiful display of animus. I hope Im not the only one seeing this.
No. I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game. Goodbye, youve been notified and our business is ended. Faff about if you must.
>>178383>So dont start none, wont be none.Faggot, the only one who is "starting none" is (You) with your empty TPK threats.
It has already been established that charms don't work on PCs: Rosey Ring could not even charm Brie even if I wanted her to. If you're going to keep threatening to kill us, I will kill you right now.
>>178385>I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game.What part of that involved killing the party?
>>178383>If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrongIf the entire party is being killed by your character, you are in the wrong.
The only thing gayer than killing your party is threatening to do it OOC.
<Mate! Ye knaur thisi karma fer the sheit ye leyt TF git awhee wit back in MN, savvy? Thisa yer oown damn fault! Ahahahahahah!
>Difficult to determine who the bartender is laughing at
>perhaps an ethereal being or someone with a sending stone
>she clearly finds something hilarious
*sighs* In that this remains a teachable moment, the most constructive method to engage in shenanigens of that sort would be for one player to forst reach out to GM and say what they more or less want to do and get their opinion/position first.
Afterward, the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as needed.
In this manner, the recipient player can experience the desired surprise and lack of foreknowledge, but can then reach out to GM to better understand what is permissible and in what spirit the exchange is occurring.
It is quite easy for two individials to equally jump the gun.
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>>178393>the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as neededI wasn't aware of any TPK plans being approved.
>>178394If you had asked GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charm, and would likely have been on hand so that your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be. Now for fucks sake, drop it
>>178395>GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charmHe told us that anyway. Your TPK threats were unnecessary.
>your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be.It was (You) who threatened to kill the rest of the party and made a fool of yourself by making dozens of obnoxious spam-rolls.
>>178400I have already spoken to the spam,the cause for want to tpk (reactionary) and everything else.
When will you own your shit?
>>178406>When will you own your shit?I don't know what that's even supposed to mean. I own everything I've done, everything I'm doing, and everything I ever will do.
<Ah thoat Ah tol' ye te stfu er gtfo.
<Mods, can ye lock thissrr thread?
<Ah spose it be fate that me firs' ooficial customer be thissin hissin.
<Alright fella, lemme 'splain the point o' this 'ere restaurant n grill
<This 'building' sits in,... (dispensing with the accent)
... a pocket dimension between the abyss and abator. There are many routes around through alternate planes, but the frontline of the blood war no longer exists. In it's place has erected a slightly shimmering wall resembling black crushed velvet. Pushing past reveals a darkened plane leading directly (in a slightly reality-warping sense) to a rickety building with occasionally blinking lights.
<Welcome te Adelin's Border Cafe, mate.
<So if'n ye ere it means yer either an infernal.tryin te cross over, or yer an abysmal doin likewise
>returning to the bar, the bartender has a bit of a spring in her step. Not only was the election everything it could be hoped to have been, but there's also a new neighbor!
<Ahm sure 'e'll settle in fine enough, but 'e shouldn't bein surprised that Kuhthöníc is known. Wonderin ifn 'es hearda Thez tho
>The bartender puts up one of those fancy moving posters and stares at it with a slightly lewd smile before letting out a wistful sigh
Blame Luziferino, hes the one that sended the shit
*ehem*
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>179595luzi is a schizophrenic retard, just like the staff of this fucking shithole. not even a post per hour on the entire fucking site. pathetic
>>180190Yes, but Luz is one of the cooler schizophrenic retards. I rather like the art he posts and his outlandish experiments with circuit design are mildly intriguing.
By the by, you're more than welcome to start a new thread. I mostly lurk but will write if you genuinely want users to engage.
>>180190How many layers of seethe are you on my dude? If you had the faintest grasp of the technology he's experimenting on/with you'd realize he isn't schizo,
you're just intellectually retarded by comparison and can't follow him, but thats dunning kreuger 101 to no one's surprise. Classic!
<An since ye clearly 'aven't good sense, Ah reckon ye're prolly crossin' from left te right (abyss to hell), so yer fittin'fer that firey lookin' door over by th' bathrooms. >>180194he grinds up quartz and snorts it, but okay retard
>>180191no id rather let this cesspool rot in piss
>>180198i check in every few months to make sure this place is still dead
>>180201You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>180194It's probably just the boomer still salty about getting banned.
>>180204no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
>>180196>>180197>>180199>>180201>>180203>>180206Nothing says "Im over it" like sperg-posting in a furry RP thread on an obscure website.
>>180208>>180205I think it's Sprucefrost and not the Boomer (boomer could capitalize words). Potentially it's Faux.
>>180217He should killhimself lol