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Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>180201
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>180204
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
>>180216
<Ay mate, ye can fook off back te th' nine with that sheit also. Feinde anoother thread ifn'ye wantin'te be a cliche' coont
<Ay mate, ye can fook off back te th' nine with that sheit also. Feinde anoother thread ifn'ye wantin'te be a cliche' coont
>The bartender wanders over toward one of the TV displays
>phone in hand, with corded earbuds in both of her floopy ears, her attention focuses upward toward the screen, currently displaying old 4cc matches
>looking back down, she grabs the phone with both hands and starts tappy tapping
>her brow furrows, as she really hates touch screen keyboards, and keeps making mistakes
>her face brightens, and she pulls her earbuds out as the screen shifts, a small indicator window indicating a temporary device pairing
https://youtu.be/fWTcQRgSzEM?si=PJT8X8lDdPfQWuOj
<Tissues'r in the bathroom lads
>phone in hand, with corded earbuds in both of her floopy ears, her attention focuses upward toward the screen, currently displaying old 4cc matches
>looking back down, she grabs the phone with both hands and starts tappy tapping
>her brow furrows, as she really hates touch screen keyboards, and keeps making mistakes
>her face brightens, and she pulls her earbuds out as the screen shifts, a small indicator window indicating a temporary device pairing
https://youtu.be/fWTcQRgSzEM?si=PJT8X8lDdPfQWuOj
<Tissues'r in the bathroom lads
>a few random thumps from the loft overhead is the only indication of activity in the otherwise quiet bar (notwithstanding any who may have passed out in their booths)
>the TV, again playing 4cc reruns on low volume, suddenly goes blank again
>apparently the bartender's phone is still paired
>there's actually several TVs throughout the building (I'm about to add a 3rd monitor irl ^_^), and wherever she is (upstairs, obviously) shes about to put something on
https://youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?si=Pqqqa20t9Wg2t306
>As the melpdy slowly drifts throught the bar, she slowly makes her way downstairs with a cup of coffee in hoof, lip-synching to the song
>It's all very cheesy and campy until the reprise
>wtf? Where'd the top hat,... and the cane?
>wtf, a marching band?
>fucking fireworks???
>the dance routine?!?
>the TV, again playing 4cc reruns on low volume, suddenly goes blank again
>apparently the bartender's phone is still paired
>there's actually several TVs throughout the building (I'm about to add a 3rd monitor irl ^_^), and wherever she is (upstairs, obviously) shes about to put something on
https://youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?si=Pqqqa20t9Wg2t306
>As the melpdy slowly drifts throught the bar, she slowly makes her way downstairs with a cup of coffee in hoof, lip-synching to the song
>It's all very cheesy and campy until the reprise
>wtf? Where'd the top hat,... and the cane?
>wtf, a marching band?
>fucking fireworks???
>the dance routine?!?
>with absolutely zero explanation, Lenos' voice echoes from back in the office
>"Why are you coming at me with scissors?"
>"Why are you coming at me with scissors?"
>an anon, this one purple-faced (as opposed to the common orange and green, or occasional red),....
>teal
>.. sidles up to the bar
>the Bartender makes no motion or gesture
>anon grabs the remote for the TV and starts flipping through videos
>tamping out her cigarette in a nearby ashtray, she addresses anon finally
<Las' call mate, ye orderin'?
"Screwdriver, easy on the Oj"
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<One vodka on ice with an orange squeeze, comin up
>teal
>.. sidles up to the bar
>the Bartender makes no motion or gesture
>anon grabs the remote for the TV and starts flipping through videos
>tamping out her cigarette in a nearby ashtray, she addresses anon finally
<Las' call mate, ye orderin'?
"Screwdriver, easy on the Oj"
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<One vodka on ice with an orange squeeze, comin up
>the bartender wanders downstairs
>the previous night's attendant (it was her) did NOT clean up
>she grabs a garbage bag and starts picking up beer cans
>an empty cardboard box on the ground erupts with orange kitten arms,... playful bastard
>she stops for a moment, lighting a cigarette with a very dim-flamed lighter
>she shakes it, and it sounds nearly spent
>with a sigh, she pulls out her cellphone
>boopity boop, the nearby big screen jumps to life
https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?si=_Ku00LXbWVSqCf8o
>the previous night's attendant (it was her) did NOT clean up
>she grabs a garbage bag and starts picking up beer cans
>an empty cardboard box on the ground erupts with orange kitten arms,... playful bastard
>she stops for a moment, lighting a cigarette with a very dim-flamed lighter
>she shakes it, and it sounds nearly spent
>with a sigh, she pulls out her cellphone
>boopity boop, the nearby big screen jumps to life
https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?si=_Ku00LXbWVSqCf8o
<Alrigh'ye faggits! Las' fookin call! If'n ye ain't cookin', git the FOOK out!
<Merry Chistmas n shi tho
<Merry Chistmas n shi tho
>nobody moves
<Ah fook it,....
>the bartender waves a hand, knowing ponies gonna
>srsly
Cuz you know you're all my very best Friends
<Ah fook it,....
>the bartender waves a hand, knowing ponies gonna
>srsly
Cuz you know you're all my very best Friends
>all
Yes, even (you)
Yes, even (you)
Merry Christmas Eve and to all a Happy Hearths Warming Eve as well!
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>smells of vinegar, wine, and smoked garlic permeate the bar
>the air is stale and filters in through the windows in sunbeams, even though its almost noon
>CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP, the bartender wanders down from the loft, cigarette in mouth and her phone in hand.
<Lots a cookin n prep ta be done tadey
>... she says to whoever is watching
<Bes' git started
https://youtu.be/L0o0Z8maw4U?si=aT_ZGsxMwAvGfv1q
>the air is stale and filters in through the windows in sunbeams, even though its almost noon
>CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP, the bartender wanders down from the loft, cigarette in mouth and her phone in hand.
<Lots a cookin n prep ta be done tadey
>... she says to whoever is watching
<Bes' git started
https://youtu.be/L0o0Z8maw4U?si=aT_ZGsxMwAvGfv1q
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Lit bit late, but...Merry Christmas every poner! Or should I say, happy hanukkah?
Hope everyone's having a good time tonight. If that's not the case, cheer up, fagget. There's always something to be grateful for. Plus there's 364 other days to be an emo bitch, plenty of time.
Hope everyone's having a good time tonight. If that's not the case, cheer up, fagget. There's always something to be grateful for. Plus there's 364 other days to be an emo bitch, plenty of time.
This thread? Srsly? Im noy complaining, but bruh
<Ye act like ye can do anythin
<Ye act like ye can do anythin
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>the bartender marvels for a moment, wondering how we got here
>at the samr time, like,... pretty much all the people she really likes are here or in the surrounding environment.
God dammit I love u faggots
No homo
>at the samr time, like,... pretty much all the people she really likes are here or in the surrounding environment.
God dammit I love u faggots
No homo
<Merry Christmas ye insufferably lovable faggits
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
Cus 2x the mares
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
Cus 2x the mares
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The bartender wanders in from the back, softly singing "World on Fire", dropping the spent cigarette in her right hand, a long tube of rolled up paper held gently in her left so as not to crinkle it. She wanders over to a bare section of wall, unrolls the paper with a bit of a fluorish, like laying down new sheets,... and then realized the stapler is under the bar. She sighs, gingerly re-rolling it as she walks over to the bar to grab the shiny silver staple gun. Back over to the wall, and with a few clicks, a new poster adorns the wall.
<Ye couldnta,... ye had'te dinyu
>Yep
<Alrigh', seeitappens'
>Yep
<Alrigh', seeitappens'
>The gentle sound of mild rainfall fills the empty bar in the morning. The bartender - her dredlocked mane haphazard, mismanaged, and in a bit of a weird shape - wanders in a bit bleary-eyed. Fucking with her phone for a moment, the on-screen changes and starts to blast hyp music
https://youtu.be/it-ywA9amZ8?si=mxmhVdLlzdkyqFlV
https://youtu.be/it-ywA9amZ8?si=mxmhVdLlzdkyqFlV
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<Ah got some peak '16 fer ye tadey. Shame Ah couldnta finded a proper PMV
https://youtu.be/UMzmKojqi_U?si=qY1bTxXb-fVlaDgo
https://youtu.be/UMzmKojqi_U?si=qY1bTxXb-fVlaDgo
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Fuckit, its "not problematic if its my thread" right?
Alright, lets get into it.
Its a big knot.
Yes, gm could nudge us in the right direction,... but thats gay. If you cant be arsed to figure it out, maybe die. If all you tangental poli-sci faggots cant...
At the same time GM, [i]we dont know the scope, and speaking personally, I am in serious doubt my character is going to pull through, and thats A. the only thing I want anymore and B. Why hes facefirst with pounds of explosives.
Theres also something to be said for the fact that "In character" it SHOULD be nearing 10pm, and levels of character exhaustion might become applicable.
None of this is to criticize you. Youre doing amazing, and we (I assume to say) are as captivated BECAUSE. We're not knowingly making it hard, we're just stupid. Take all the time you need, and if I or (again presumptively) anyone else can make things easier for you/anyone, you have but to ask.
With love, Lacey's faggpt
Alright, lets get into it.
Its a big knot.
Yes, gm could nudge us in the right direction,... but thats gay. If you cant be arsed to figure it out, maybe die. If all you tangental poli-sci faggots cant...
At the same time GM, [i]we dont know the scope, and speaking personally, I am in serious doubt my character is going to pull through, and thats A. the only thing I want anymore and B. Why hes facefirst with pounds of explosives.
Theres also something to be said for the fact that "In character" it SHOULD be nearing 10pm, and levels of character exhaustion might become applicable.
None of this is to criticize you. Youre doing amazing, and we (I assume to say) are as captivated BECAUSE. We're not knowingly making it hard, we're just stupid. Take all the time you need, and if I or (again presumptively) anyone else can make things easier for you/anyone, you have but to ask.
With love, Lacey's faggpt
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>the bartender looks at the observer
<Eemajjin sharin headspace weeth thissur cunt
<Eemajjin sharin headspace weeth thissur cunt
An ode to an old friend
<Feck off, its me own thread
Fun fact. Part of the reason I got into cooking was cuz one faggot was going on about potato recipes, so I got into a thing where EVERY DAY I would post a new potato recipe. After a while I started reading the recipes, and before long I was like "wait, I can do this,...." and before long, Potatoes Romanoff is now one of a handful of recipes I dont even need instructions for.
Part of my problem with the divide between myself and Posey is, he's been there for me in alot of ways and it really nothers me that we're at odds. I know, as I am freely observed to, I get a kick out of conflict. But that doesnt mean I'm happy. This os (hyperbolically?) killing me. Im not saying anyone is 'doing it', but I am saying that I havent been able to digest my food properly for months, easily and readily correlatable.
To anon: I genuinely didnt realize what I was doing, I'm sorry that I did it. Tell me which vein to cut and I will splatter 'myself' across the floor.
<Chorizo?
This bitch,....
<Feck off, its me own thread
Fun fact. Part of the reason I got into cooking was cuz one faggot was going on about potato recipes, so I got into a thing where EVERY DAY I would post a new potato recipe. After a while I started reading the recipes, and before long I was like "wait, I can do this,...." and before long, Potatoes Romanoff is now one of a handful of recipes I dont even need instructions for.
Part of my problem with the divide between myself and Posey is, he's been there for me in alot of ways and it really nothers me that we're at odds. I know, as I am freely observed to, I get a kick out of conflict. But that doesnt mean I'm happy. This os (hyperbolically?) killing me. Im not saying anyone is 'doing it', but I am saying that I havent been able to digest my food properly for months, easily and readily correlatable.
To anon: I genuinely didnt realize what I was doing, I'm sorry that I did it. Tell me which vein to cut and I will splatter 'myself' across the floor.
<Chorizo?
This bitch,....
Malice
Disregard/Obliviousness
Incompetence
These are the 3 causes by which one person does harm to another. Never eliminate any as a possibility, but never neglect 2 in favor of the one you know best, when you are assessing a situation.
Disregard/Obliviousness
Incompetence
These are the 3 causes by which one person does harm to another. Never eliminate any as a possibility, but never neglect 2 in favor of the one you know best, when you are assessing a situation.
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And for anyone paying "extra-curricular" attention, I'll be relegating my shitposts and otherwise nonsense here, to avoid any post-deletion confusion
Edit: the exception is if I forget to either image or sagepost; in those cases I will delete as soon as I register the error
<Say it
And cus its kinda what this thread was created for. Oh come on, you remember how Nigel was that one time
Edit: the exception is if I forget to either image or sagepost; in those cases I will delete as soon as I register the error
<Say it
And cus its kinda what this thread was created for. Oh come on, you remember how Nigel was that one time
>>187243
Just saying, this thread was born of a desire to troll Nigel without derailing threads, by cross-linking replies.
Just saying, this thread was born of a desire to troll Nigel without derailing threads, by cross-linking replies.
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>>>/ub/8246 →
<A fermentrd egg yolk is all ye need te be betin thus fooker's recipe
He made me mad, I wanna destroy him (with flavor)
<A fermentrd egg yolk is all ye need te be betin thus fooker's recipe
He made me mad, I wanna destroy him (with flavor)
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