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Cozy Pony Pub Reopened
Anonymous
5467abc
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No.169688
What...
the...
Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
84 replies and 23 files omitted.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178241
<Oh. Lass. AH think yer in th wrong place
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178243
178245 178246 178358
>>178240 →
Lol. You go threatening to kill people OOC, and you won't PVP OOC. All bark, no bite.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178245
>>178243
<Mate, if'n ye ain't te order, kindly do go fuck yerself
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178246
>>178243
>threatening to kill
<Wut? Nonsense! Citations!
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178247
178254 178358
>>178244 →
>realizes
You already failed the roll for that. If you want to fantasize your empty threats OOC, do it in a separate thread.
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178249
178252 178358
>>178248 →
I don't care about your threats. I'm not afraid of you, and neither is my character.

You were targeted with a charm. The charm failed due to GM abjudication, then you failed your check to notice you were targeted. That's the end of the story.
>Is it still a good idea?
I'd do it again. I'm not sorry anymore. If you don't like it, attack me. I dare you to. It you successfully kill me (which you won't), I'll just make another character.
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178251
178358
>he's still spamming
Anonymous
32a2926
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No.178252
178253 178358
>>178249
No, it’s not “GM adjudication.” Player Characters don’t have stat block attitudes of “friendly/unfriendly.” They are not NPCs or monsters.

>but beholders have charm person!
No shit. It’s for cohorts, monsters, or whatever. Show me where in the rules that players must obey diplomacy rolls or charm person when affected by it.
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178253
178358
>>178252
That's a fair ruling.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178254
>>178247
Imagine your character had been coopted, especially in advance of anything hostile
You wouldnt stand for it
Yiu in particular would probably br incensed. But Im supposed to be okay with it? No! You're already trying to take liberties with the game, and fuck off AND ALL with that.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178255
>>17825 →>>178251
Oh, go on, talk about spamming nigger
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178256
<Dunnae let th door hit yer on the way, as they say
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178257
178358
1582071__safe_artist-colon-manachaaaaaaaa_derpibooru+import_rarity_pony_unicorn_female_looking+at+you_mare_simple+background_smug_solo_white+background.jpeg
>>178248 →
I think it was a great idea. I'd do it again.
Too bad Rosey Ring can't try again for another 24 hours (and PC charm immunity that I was previously unaware of).
Don't like it? Respond in character.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178258
178259
<Some cunts, all full of themselves
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178259
178260 178358
>>178258
Big talk coming from the guy who made 50+ posts threatening PVP and then backed out
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178260
178261
>>178259
<Aye, 'e thought ye qere able te act in good faith. Proper lesson, that
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178261
178262 178263 178358
>>178260
>bad faith
>WHAT?! I HAVE YO MAKE A SAVING THROW?! I'M GONNA THREATEN TPK
>DON'T BUY MY EMPTY THREATS? I'M GONNA MAKE 50+ SPAM ROLLS
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178262
>>178261
<Ere ye go lass, let the taint from yer bodeh. Oooh fook this one stinks witit.
<Ahfink eres sepsis, but shes stable naur
Anonymous
2b0a4da
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No.178263
178268
>>178261
I was just looking to see how many rounds before the charm was broken. My bad, I didn't realize A. You were impotent (I gave u undue credit) and B. It was a day thing.

Thats okay.
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178268
178269 178358
>>178263
So you made 20 spam rolls instead of just asking how the spell worked? How mature.
Sense Motive doesn't have retries.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178269
>>178268
Youre criticising me for maturity? Or spam? Or,...
Anonymous
2e1cf17
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No.178287
178296 178358
>>178285 →
No saves, huh?
Funny, just an hour ago you were threatening to do exactly this.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178296
178299
>>178287
Checkmate in 2 or less
Anonymous
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No.178299
178307 178358
>>178296
What checkmate?
You got targeted with an effect, and now you're chickening out because you don't want your character to die, even though you threatened to kill the whole party just earlier.
Anonymous
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No.178307
Are_Ya_Winning_Son_Meme-1857168570.jpg
>>178299
Anonymous
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No.178358
178362 178363 178366
>>178252
Oh, I didn't notice you slip in during all the commotion. I'd have addressed this during if I had.
>>178299
>>178287
>>178268
>>178261
>>178259
>>178257
>>178253
>>178251
>>178249
>>178247
>>178243
>>178239
I really hope you got that out of your system, cuz it's the last time it will be tolerated.
Out of respect for those who have been respectable, I will take the time to explain in detail why yesterday happened the way it did, and why it had to happen that way to avoid PF knocking over a domino leading to an inevitable conflagration that yes - Brie would be at the center of, and is caused by one of the most classic red flags - "It's what my character would do".

The assertion is that Posey does her stupid gaze, lol everyone likes the bat for another 24 hours cuz hes nicer. 24 hours later he wonders why he thought so highly of this insufferable "unicorn that totally isn't undead but thats okay", before he figures it out. He then begins a double-cross plan (cuz fucking with his mind in ANY way is a betrayal, idgaf who you are) that results in a tpk.

Now, I can see that Brie is a walking red flag. As a player, my other characters would give him a wide berth, at LEAST until we've done something to establish a non-adversarial rapport. I would avoid poking the obviously intentional and unstable bat, or in this case, introducing myself with something that could be considered adversarial.

Silly me.

As to the spamming, yes that's my bad. I've been playing 5e exclusively lately, and I was more interested in rerolling my saving throw to determine how many rounds before the spell broke. I get the editions mixed up all the time, it's hard to keep them together when you've got three decades of rp, in most all editions, to sort through in your head on the fly. I'll do better on that front and offer my sincere apologies to everyone in thread who was offended and has never spammed before.

In conclusion:
As a PLAYER I will be happy to ENTERTAIN HAHA SCENARIOS that involve temporary mind altering spells IN ADVANCE so we can AVOID misunderstandings and potential tpks.
I will also remind that how one person assumes their actions will be interpreted does not represent the envelope of possible interpretations and responses, and responses that the person doesn't recognize as valid doesn't invalidate the other person's reception.

I was talking to Stix about it last night. Up at the mill in WA there's this dude named Rusty. Rusty is kind of a basic bitch, been around 5 years and semi-tight with the company royals, and he decides he's gonna fuck with the quiet new guy. So he walks up and pinches - not hard, just a firm pinch - the guy's nipple.
Well.
As the new guy, I tore his asshole up and down the piling chain all the way up to the foreman's office, precisely explaining I didn't care what he and his fuckwits think is acceptable/appropriate, that if he ever fucked around like that again I would have his job and THEN I'd smear him across the parking lot.
The foreman thanked me for how I handled the situation.
Just how I roll.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178359
178364
Oh, and one last thing.
GM calls the shots. Didn't think I had to specifically say that, you've been playing for what, 4 years now? 5? You should know better.
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178361
<If'n ye faggits 're done bein' twats, Ah got a bussnuss te run. So sit'er dayn amd shoot th fook up, er GIT TH FOOK OUWRT!
>Irritated exhalation of breathe
>she walks over to the jukebox
https://youtu.be/0NSE3iejzTI?si=EKqixriQtvDOA0oi
Anonymous
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No.178362
>>178358
>cuz it's the last time it will be tolerated
What are you going to do about it?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178363
>>178358
>He then begins a double-cross plan (cuz fucking with his mind in ANY way is a betrayal, idgaf who you are) that results in a tpk.
Do it. Watch yourself get paralyzed and killed at the first opportunity.
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178364
>>178359
>GM calls the shots.
Why do you think people would indulge your TPK fantasies, but not you and only you being killed then and there? You make no sense.
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178365
Must be lonely
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178366
178367
>>178358
>so we can AVOID misunderstandings and potential tpks
There you go with the empty threats again. You could not kill me even if you tried, and even if you did I wouldn't be bothered.
Why do you think you can attack the party when you wouldn't even roll saves vs a hostile spell without explicit orders to? Did you get permission to TPK? No. If I need permission to kill you, you need permission to kill us.
>As to the spamming, yes that's my bad. I've been playing 5e exclusively lately, and I was more interested in rerolling my saving throw to determine how many rounds before the spell broke.
5e Charm Person doesn't give you a new save every round to break the spell. You roll once, and if you fail you are changed for the duration.
>I get the editions mixed up all the time
You should have read spell descriptions before you starting spamming like an idiot. Unlike 5e, 3.5e charm person doesn't say that the creature knows it was charmed after the spell ends.
>Brie is a walking red flag. As a player, my other characters would give him a wide berth, at LEAST until we've done something to establish a non-adversarial rapport. I would avoid poking the obviously intentional and unstable bat
Ah, the old "it's what my character would do" fallacy. Funny how it only applies when you're threatening to kill the party, and not when someone else kills you.
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178367
178368
>>178366
Aren't you tired?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178368
>>178367
Why would I be?
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178369
178370
Youve been doing mental gymnastics all morning. Theres plenty of ways to kill a party without directly attacking anyone. You think I'd just go "Rah, stab!"? Please. If I have to, you wont see it coming, and it won't come down to a saving throw.
>its what my character would do
That is why you tried to pull the stupid trick right? Its what your character would do?
Thats my point. Lets not play "what my character would do", and if you dont instigate, I wont have to respond, K?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178370
178371
>>178369
>all morning
It made a few posts over the course of ~30 minutes. It's Saturday morning and I have the whole day ahead of me to shitpost, until my other game session starts.
>Theres plenty of ways to kill a party without directly attacking anyone.
Do it. I dare you to.
>If I have to, you wont see it coming, and it won't come down to a saving throw.
Or I could just kill you now and never have to deal with that possibility.
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178371
178372
>>178370
>Do it. I dare you to
The fuck is your problem dude?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178372
>>178371
I have no problem. I'm not afraid of your threats. You think I care about the possibility of an imaginary sorceress dying in a make-believe place?
Anonymous
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No.178373
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Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178374
178377
That was for the "I have no prpblems" (which if you know anything about linguistics you know,...)
Beyond that, no I dont think you are. Its quite clear youll sacrifice her and every other player for SOME reason that youre simply gonna have to work out on your own
Anonymous
32a2926
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No.178375
178378
It’s 9 in the damn morning. Why are you even awake, nevermind arguing over that stupid charm person spell you two spent way too much time on yesterday?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178377
178379
>>178374
>Its quite clear youll sacrifice her and every other player
That's YOUR decision.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178378
>>178375
Wym why awake? I get up at 4 every morning. Besides, this was never about the charm spell
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178379
178380
>>178377
Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.
Im sure GM would love yo deal with it
.
Or, get off your high horse and stop trying to instigate
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178380
178381
>>178379
>Either, youre not allpwed to instigate with me, or I get to instigate with as much reckless abandon as you.
Okay, does that mean I get to Ghoul-Touch you now? I'll take that gamble.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178381
178382
>>178380
Ask the fucking GM, and get off my dick
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178382
178383
>>178381
Why would the GM indulge your TPK plan, but not my snapping-a-bats-neck plan?
Of course, it's all up to the GM; I know that well. That's why I know your TPK threat is toothless.
If you can kill us, I can kill you.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178383
178384 178386 178387
>>178382
And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.
So dont start none, wont be none. Why is this so difficult for you to understand.
If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrong
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178384
>>178383
>And if you attack me - even "minimally" - I can kill you.
Okay, I'll accept your challenge. Let's do it. Roll the saving throws for that Ghoul Touch.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178385
178386
What a beautiful display of animus. I hope Im not the only one seeing this.

No. I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game. Goodbye, youve been notified and our business is ended. Faff about if you must.
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178386
>>178383
>So dont start none, wont be none.
Faggot, the only one who is "starting none" is (You) with your empty TPK threats.
It has already been established that charms don't work on PCs: Rosey Ring could not even charm Brie even if I wanted her to. If you're going to keep threatening to kill us, I will kill you right now.
>>178385
>I dont want to play your game, Im here to play GM's game.
What part of that involved killing the party?
Anonymous
1514338
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No.178387
>>178383
>If another player has to roll a saving throw, youre in the wrong
If the entire party is being killed by your character, you are in the wrong.
The only thing gayer than killing your party is threatening to do it OOC.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178390
<Mate! Ye knaur thisi karma fer the sheit ye leyt TF git awhee wit back in MN, savvy? Thisa yer oown damn fault! Ahahahahahah!
>Difficult to determine who the bartender is laughing at
>perhaps an ethereal being or someone with a sending stone
>she clearly finds something hilarious
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178393
*sighs* In that this remains a teachable moment, the most constructive method to engage in shenanigens of that sort would be for one player to forst reach out to GM and say what they more or less want to do and get their opinion/position first.
Afterward, the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as needed.
In this manner, the recipient player can experience the desired surprise and lack of foreknowledge, but can then reach out to GM to better understand what is permissible and in what spirit the exchange is occurring.
It is quite easy for two individials to equally jump the gun.
Anonymous
f37f6e4
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No.178394
178395
[>>178393
>the action can then occur with GM's knowledge, blessing, and input as needed
I wasn't aware of any TPK plans being approved.
Anonymous
e6a4935
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No.178395
178400
>>178394
If you had asked GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charm, and would likely have been on hand so that your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be. Now for fucks sake, drop it
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178397
<Mate
>she chuckles
<Mate,...
>with a beaming smile she settles down, and takes a deep breath
<Mate, thisa whee ye dunnawan te meik a compein leik Meeksd Noots, EEESPEESHLEE wit naur gamairs
<All thees 'bout whu as whu, lemme say eet te yer face, mate.
<Ye ain't tha guy, yer evan warser! Yer tha' ex-gm.
<Fookin' lagendary sheit
>she wanders back over to the jukebox, inserting coin
<Teik a bour mate
https://youtu.be/ROB89cDMqcI?si=-L6GFSkjyUNDKml6
Anonymous
f37f6e4
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No.178400
178406
>>178395
>GM he would have told you no and/or only if I permit the charm
He told us that anyway. Your TPK threats were unnecessary.
>your insufferability didn't ruin anyone's fun, which is what your intent seems to be.
It was (You) who threatened to kill the rest of the party and made a fool of yourself by making dozens of obnoxious spam-rolls.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178406
178407
>>178400
I have already spoken to the spam,the cause for want to tpk (reactionary) and everything else.

When will you own your shit?
Anonymous
f37f6e4
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No.178407
178408
>>178406
>When will you own your shit?
I don't know what that's even supposed to mean. I own everything I've done, everything I'm doing, and everything I ever will do.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178408
>>178407
Then whats your deal?
Anonymous
2c50450
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No.178410
<Ah thoat Ah tol' ye te stfu er gtfo.

<Mods, can ye lock thissrr thread?
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178412
<Ah spose it be fate that me firs' ooficial customer be thissin hissin.
<Alright fella, lemme 'splain the point o' this 'ere restaurant n grill

<This 'building' sits in,... (dispensing with the accent)
... a pocket dimension between the abyss and abator. There are many routes around through alternate planes, but the frontline of the blood war no longer exists. In it's place has erected a slightly shimmering wall resembling black crushed velvet. Pushing past reveals a darkened plane leading directly (in a slightly reality-warping sense) to a rickety building with occasionally blinking lights.
<Welcome te Adelin's Border Cafe, mate.
Anonymous
98196cd
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No.178420
<So if'n ye ere it means yer either an infernal.tryin te cross over, or yer an abysmal doin likewise
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178683
https://youtu.be/JPoQ0eqEz9M?si=fxp5Azx52YMn86Ty
<Ere's 'opin mates
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.178711
>returning to the bar, the bartender has a bit of a spring in her step. Not only was the election everything it could be hoped to have been, but there's also a new neighbor!
<Ahm sure 'e'll settle in fine enough, but 'e shouldn't bein surprised that Kuhthöníc is known. Wonderin ifn 'es hearda Thez tho
Anonymous
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No.179134
<Alrigh', tieme te set thur playlist
>beeping noises, as the bartender fiddles with some of the executive functions of the jukebox
<Thisser oughtta hol' fer a wheel
https://youtu.be/lEvL-RMxRhY?si=cV3Ef6UPMoVITUc2
https://youtu.be/D4JPSqF6vfs?si=jUR9asCndbGTwGsJ
https://youtu.be/WgPR-WQMxDU?si=rBe8QC-mDAWNFh8M
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.179595
180129 180190
Spoilered
>The bartender puts up one of those fancy moving posters and stares at it with a slightly lewd smile before letting out a wistful sigh
Blame Luziferino, hes the one that sended the shit
Anonymous
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No.180129
180143
>>179595
Ahem. DOGGY! That is all.
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.180143
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>>180129
>pic related is the cat named Nigger
<At LEAST leave afookin tip, ye wanker!
silently leaves the bar
Anonymous
1bb6dfb
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No.180189
*ehem*
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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No.180190
180191 180194
>>179595
luzi is a schizophrenic retard, just like the staff of this fucking shithole. not even a post per hour on the entire fucking site. pathetic
Anonymous
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No.180191
180197
>>180190
Yes, but Luz is one of the cooler schizophrenic retards. I rather like the art he posts and his outlandish experiments with circuit design are mildly intriguing.

By the by, you're more than welcome to start a new thread. I mostly lurk but will write if you genuinely want users to engage.
Anonymous
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No.180194
180196 180205
9240BD5C17F632B96E879439A1A295E8-50446.jpg
>>180190
How many layers of seethe are you on my dude? If you had the faintest grasp of the technology he's experimenting on/with you'd realize he isn't schizo, you're just intellectually retarded by comparison and can't follow him, but thats dunning kreuger 101 to no one's surprise. Classic!
<An since ye clearly 'aven't good sense, Ah reckon ye're prolly crossin' from left te right (abyss to hell), so yer fittin'fer that firey lookin' door over by th' bathrooms.
Anonymous
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No.180196
180215
>>180194
he grinds up quartz and snorts it, but okay retard
Anonymous
1bc1cd3
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No.180197
180198 180215
>>180191
no id rather let this cesspool rot in piss
Anonymous
6c71b3d
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No.180198
180199
>>180197
Then why are you here?
Anonymous
1bc1cd3
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No.180199
180200 180215
>>180198
i check in every few months to make sure this place is still dead
Anonymous
6c71b3d
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No.180200
180201
>>180199
Why do you care?
Anonymous
1bc1cd3
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No.180201
180202 180204 180215
>>180200
i hate this place
Anonymous
c0c9be3
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No.180202
180203
>>180201
Kill yourself lol
Anonymous
1bc1cd3
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No.180203
180215 180216
>>180202
ok tranny
Anonymous
6c71b3d
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No.180204
180206
>>180201
You hate this place so much that you spend your time here just to hate on it more?
Sounds like a personal problem.
Anonymous
6c71b3d
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No.180205
180218
>>180194
It's probably just the boomer still salty about getting banned.
Anonymous
1bc1cd3
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No.180206
180208 180215
>>180204
no i checked in last in like july, and ill probably fuck off for another 6 months. anyways, fuck you and this shitty deadchan, goodbye
Anonymous
6c71b3d
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No.180208
180218
>>180206
Yep, this is the boomer.
Anonymous
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No.180215
>>180196
>>180197
>>180199
>>180201
>>180203
>>180206
Nothing says "Im over it" like sperg-posting in a furry RP thread on an obscure website.
Anonymous
c0c9be3
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No.180216
180217
>>180203
Kill yourself lol
Anonymous
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No.180217
180219
>>180216
<Ay mate, ye can fook off back te th' nine with that sheit also. Feinde anoother thread ifn'ye wantin'te be a cliche' coont
Anonymous
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No.180218
>>180208
>>180205
I think it's Sprucefrost and not the Boomer (boomer could capitalize words). Potentially it's Faux.
Anonymous
c0c9be3
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No.180219
180220
>>180217
He should killhimself lol
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.180220
>>180219
<Mayhaps, but watcher mouth in the pub. If'n yer gonna be that wee, try ta' meke it clevar
Anonymous
6d45705
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No.183167
183189
>The bartender wanders over toward one of the TV displays
>phone in hand, with corded earbuds in both of her floopy ears, her attention focuses upward toward the screen, currently displaying old 4cc matches
>looking back down, she grabs the phone with both hands and starts tappy tapping
>her brow furrows, as she really hates touch screen keyboards, and keeps making mistakes
>her face brightens, and she pulls her earbuds out as the screen shifts, a small indicator window indicating a temporary device pairing
https://youtu.be/fWTcQRgSzEM?si=PJT8X8lDdPfQWuOj
<Tissues'r in the bathroom lads
Anonymous
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No.183189
>>183167
:marble-pie:
Anonymous
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No.183495
>a few random thumps from the loft overhead is the only indication of activity in the otherwise quiet bar (notwithstanding any who may have passed out in their booths)
>the TV, again playing 4cc reruns on low volume, suddenly goes blank again
>apparently the bartender's phone is still paired
>there's actually several TVs throughout the building (I'm about to add a 3rd monitor irl ^_^), and wherever she is (upstairs, obviously) shes about to put something on
https://youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?si=Pqqqa20t9Wg2t306
>As the melpdy slowly drifts throught the bar, she slowly makes her way downstairs with a cup of coffee in hoof, lip-synching to the song
>It's all very cheesy and campy until the reprise
>wtf? Where'd the top hat,... and the cane?
>wtf, a marching band?
>fucking fireworks???
>the dance routine?!?
Anonymous
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No.183496
>with absolutely zero explanation, Lenos' voice echoes from back in the office
>"Why are you coming at me with scissors?"
Anonymous
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No.185198
>an anon, this one purple-faced (as opposed to the common orange and green, or occasional red),....
>teal
>.. sidles up to the bar
>the Bartender makes no motion or gesture
>anon grabs the remote for the TV and starts flipping through videos
>tamping out her cigarette in a nearby ashtray, she addresses anon finally
<Las' call mate, ye orderin'?
"Screwdriver, easy on the Oj"
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<One vodka on ice with an orange squeeze, comin up
Anonymous
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No.185833
>the bartender wanders downstairs
>the previous night's attendant (it was her) did NOT clean up
>she grabs a garbage bag and starts picking up beer cans
>an empty cardboard box on the ground erupts with orange kitten arms,... playful bastard
>she stops for a moment, lighting a cigarette with a very dim-flamed lighter
>she shakes it, and it sounds nearly spent
>with a sigh, she pulls out her cellphone
>boopity boop, the nearby big screen jumps to life
https://youtu.be/aENX1Sf3fgQ?si=_Ku00LXbWVSqCf8o
Anonymous
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No.185917
185969 185971
<Alrigh'ye faggits! Las' fookin call! If'n ye ain't cookin', git the FOOK out!
<Merry Chistmas n shi tho
Anonymous
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No.185918
>nobody moves
<Ah fook it,....
>the bartender waves a hand, knowing ponies gonna
>srsly
Cuz you know you're all my very best Friends
Anonymous
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No.185919
>all
Yes, even (you)
Anonymous
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No.185921
185969 185971
Merry Christmas Eve and to all a Happy Hearths Warming Eve as well!
Anonymous
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No.185926
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>smells of vinegar, wine, and smoked garlic permeate the bar
>the air is stale and filters in through the windows in sunbeams, even though its almost noon
>CLUMP CLUMP CLUMP, the bartender wanders down from the loft, cigarette in mouth and her phone in hand.
<Lots a cookin n prep ta be done tadey
>... she says to whoever is watching
<Bes' git started
https://youtu.be/L0o0Z8maw4U?si=aT_ZGsxMwAvGfv1q
Anonymous
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No.185967
185971
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Lit bit late, but...Merry Christmas every poner! Or should I say, happy hanukkah?

Hope everyone's having a good time tonight. If that's not the case, cheer up, fagget. There's always something to be grateful for. Plus there's 364 other days to be an emo bitch, plenty of time.
Anonymous
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No.185968
This thread? Srsly? Im noy complaining, but bruh
<Ye act like ye can do anythin
Anonymous
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No.185969
185970 185972
>>185917
>>185921
Merry Christmas
Anonymous
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No.185970
Burrowing_Animals.jpg
>>185969
You, have a cute fox
Anonymous
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No.185971
185972 185973
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>>185917
>>185921
>>185967
Merry Christmas and Happy Heart's Warming
Anonymous
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No.185972
185973
>>185971
>>185969
Merry Christmas and Happy Heart's Warming to you too. Forgot to add link to your post.
Anonymous
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No.185973
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>>185971
>>185972
<Alrighh' ye especially get a boop
<the fook?
Anonymous
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No.185974
>the bartender marvels for a moment, wondering how we got here
>at the samr time, like,... pretty much all the people she really likes are here or in the surrounding environment.

God dammit I love u faggots
No homo
Anonymous
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No.185975
<Merry Christmas ye insufferably lovable faggits
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYrLtCDhrIY?feature=share
Cus 2x the mares
Anonymous
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No.185976
185977
Mare-y christmas Ms. Cow and host!!
Anonymous
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No.185977
>>185976
Mares
Anonymous
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No.186387
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The bartender wanders in from the back, softly singing "World on Fire", dropping the spent cigarette in her right hand, a long tube of rolled up paper held gently in her left so as not to crinkle it. She wanders over to a bare section of wall, unrolls the paper with a bit of a fluorish, like laying down new sheets,... and then realized the stapler is under the bar. She sighs, gingerly re-rolling it as she walks over to the bar to grab the shiny silver staple gun. Back over to the wall, and with a few clicks, a new poster adorns the wall.
Anonymous
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No.186697
<Ye couldnta,... ye had'te dinyu
>Yep
<Alrigh', seeitappens'
Anonymous
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No.186698
>The gentle sound of mild rainfall fills the empty bar in the morning. The bartender - her dredlocked mane haphazard, mismanaged, and in a bit of a weird shape - wanders in a bit bleary-eyed. Fucking with her phone for a moment, the on-screen changes and starts to blast hyp music
https://youtu.be/it-ywA9amZ8?si=mxmhVdLlzdkyqFlV
Anonymous
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No.187009
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<Ah got some peak '16 fer ye tadey. Shame Ah couldnta finded a proper PMV
https://youtu.be/UMzmKojqi_U?si=qY1bTxXb-fVlaDgo
Anonymous
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No.187068
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Fuckit, its "not problematic if its my thread" right?
Alright, lets get into it.

Its a big knot.
Yes, gm could nudge us in the right direction,... but thats gay. If you cant be arsed to figure it out, maybe die. If all you tangental poli-sci faggots cant...

At the same time GM, [i]we dont know the scope, and speaking personally, I am in serious doubt my character is going to pull through, and thats A. the only thing I want anymore and B. Why hes facefirst with pounds of explosives.

Theres also something to be said for the fact that "In character" it SHOULD be nearing 10pm, and levels of character exhaustion might become applicable.

None of this is to criticize you. Youre doing amazing, and we (I assume to say) are as captivated BECAUSE. We're not knowingly making it hard, we're just stupid. Take all the time you need, and if I or (again presumptively) anyone else can make things easier for you/anyone, you have but to ask.

With love, Lacey's faggpt
Anonymous
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No.187069
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>the bartender looks at the observer
<Eemajjin sharin headspace weeth thissur cunt
Anonymous
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No.187209
An ode to an old friend
<Feck off, its me own thread

Fun fact. Part of the reason I got into cooking was cuz one faggot was going on about potato recipes, so I got into a thing where EVERY DAY I would post a new potato recipe. After a while I started reading the recipes, and before long I was like "wait, I can do this,...." and before long, Potatoes Romanoff is now one of a handful of recipes I dont even need instructions for.

Part of my problem with the divide between myself and Posey is, he's been there for me in alot of ways and it really nothers me that we're at odds. I know, as I am freely observed to, I get a kick out of conflict. But that doesnt mean I'm happy. This os (hyperbolically?) killing me. Im not saying anyone is 'doing it', but I am saying that I havent been able to digest my food properly for months, easily and readily correlatable.
To anon: I genuinely didnt realize what I was doing, I'm sorry that I did it. Tell me which vein to cut and I will splatter 'myself' across the floor.
<Chorizo?
This bitch,....
Anonymous
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No.187225
Malice
Disregard/Obliviousness
Incompetence

These are the 3 causes by which one person does harm to another. Never eliminate any as a possibility, but never neglect 2 in favor of the one you know best, when you are assessing a situation.
Anonymous
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No.187229
187243
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And for anyone paying "extra-curricular" attention, I'll be relegating my shitposts and otherwise nonsense here, to avoid any post-deletion confusion

Edit: the exception is if I forget to either image or sagepost; in those cases I will delete as soon as I register the error
<Say it
And cus its kinda what this thread was created for. Oh come on, you remember how Nigel was that one time
Anonymous
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No.187243
187244
>>187229
> that one time
Anonymous
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No.187244
>>187243
Just saying, this thread was born of a desire to troll Nigel without derailing threads, by cross-linking replies.
Anonymous
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No.187265
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Sorry, I fuck it up sometimes
https://youtu.be/mye9UmUPgkE?si=qsTKrRS5V6pBeTdT
Anonymous
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No.187304
>>>/ub/8246 →
<A fermentrd egg yolk is all ye need te be betin thus fooker's recipe
He made me mad, I wanna destroy him (with flavor)
Anonymous
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No.187527
I'm choking on the egg yolk!
ACK---
Anonymous
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No.187548
>I fail to see how that's my problem
<MATE
Anonymous
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No.187640
187642
A cute unicorn pone steps into the bar. Is it dimly lit? She walks up to the cashier desk or whatever looks like the most welcoming for customers to order. If there is a bell and nopony is around, she pings it.

"Hellooooo," she calls out and looks around. "I heard I could order food here."

Her body is covered in a sick pitch black cloak with yellow, zigzagging lines taking the shape of a branch of thunder. She removes her swell hoodie and reveals a spiky pure white mane, as if RD's and Vinyl Scratch's mane style had a child together. Her extra furry fur is in zinc and her eyes are blood red. She's moe levels of cute. ^^
Anonymous
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No.187642
187645 187646
>>187640
>The bartender awakes with a start
<Fookin-ell, the fool tiem asat?
>bleary-eyed she wipes her face and lights a cigarette, staring at the new arrival
<The fook didye find yerself here lass? Aye theres food, but ye aint seemin the type te be headin' fer the hells or the pits,...
Anonymous
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No.187643
187645
>checking the time, the bartender says
<Ah, tha's why. We're usually no open fer 'nother hour er so, but c'mon in, gimme a moment te open up an get the oven burners on.
>she walks around turning on the surrounding wall sconces and overhead lighting, disappearing through the double doors in the back, before reemerging moments later.
>The whole place looks like a dingy American corporate restaurant, without all the obnoxious kitsch and sigmage covering the walls.
Anonymous
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No.187645
187647
>>187642
>>187643
^^

"Ah," the zinc mare says as he eyes light up. "Well, my half-brother, Silver Star Apple you might have heard of him, recommended this place for it's 'beef jerky'. Not sure what that is but he said I'd love it, so I trust him."

She close her eyes and they form two upwards pointing bows.

She reaches out a hoof towards the bartender.

"I'm Fair Star by the way."
Anonymous
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No.187646
187648 187649
>>187642
>ye aint seemin the type te be headin' fer the hells or the pits,...

"Well," Fair says and scratches the back of her neck. "Uhh... I mean, I try to be nice to other ponies and I'd like to meet my mom in Paradise so I'll try to avoid things that would land me with ticket to Tartarus. Hehe."

Fair looks a bit unsure.

Is your Minotaur bigger than the regular mare? Then she's bigger than Fair. If so, Fair is a bit intimidate by the cowtaur.
Anonymous
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No.187647
187650
>>187645
>The bartender raises an eyebrow
<Ah heard of the Apple family, but Ah'm drawing a blank ona Silver Star. A pleasure te meet ye miss Fair. Me name is Addy, welcome to the Loser's Club. Let me knaur whatcher fancy is, be it food er drink.

I can cool it with the accent, if youre trying to translate :3
Anonymous
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No.187648
>>187646
Shes proportionately comparable to arizona
Anonymous
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No.187649
187650 187653
>>187646
>she looks up toward the upstairs loft anf shouts
<Someone is gonna have to figure out something more refined, there can't just be two doors!
>she turns back to Fair Apple
<Sorry about that, ongoing argument with the building designer. Anyway, its funny you mention a ticket to Tartarus, cuz its through THAT door there, take a left when you get to the 9 hells. Through THAT door is the infinitely levelelled pit of the Abyss. And the only way I know of in and out of here is with this.
>she pulls out a small pistol-looking devicewith a green flask sticking out of the top
<So while your business is your business, you don't owe me any explanations,... I am a bit curious how you found yourself here. Still, you're here now. Pretty much anything you can think of is on the menu
Anonymous
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No.187650
187652
>>187647
>I can cool it with the accent, if youre trying to translate :3
That's perfectly fine. It's fun. I don't always have to understand. It's fun to discover new weird ways to express English.

>>187649
"Ah, that's fine. I'm not from the Apple family though, that's just on his side. I'm of a one-hundred percent pure unicorn breed," she says and dance a bit on the spot.

Her tail lifts up the cape of her cloak and reveal it's shape. It's like a rope near it's root before it turn into a cotton candy ball of hair, leading into spikes. Her front hooves split just slightly into cloven ones and you can see the almost golden nails on them. Tuffs of fur are just above her hooves.

Then she realize where she is and quickly adds, "Of course, there's nothing wrong with being a dir-mud-earth pony." She clears her throat and grins sheepishly. ^^

"Uhh, anyway. Is beef jerky on the menu?"
Anonymous
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No.187652
187655
>>187650
>weird way for english
Uh, its not a legit way of speaking, its a jumbled mass of accent sterotypes. Its structured so you kinda have to sound it out in your head. Like the Pikey from the mlvie Snatch, if youve seen it.
<We certainly do,... how fresh do ye like yer meat?
Anonymous
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No.187653
187654
>>187649
>Learns she can get to hell through nearby doors.

Fair scrunches.

"Okay, soooo... If I need to go to the little fillies' room, which door do I open so I don't wind up in hell?" Fair asked nervously. ^^
Anonymous
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No.187654
>>187653
<Oh, restrooms are to the right of the Kitchen doors
>she points behind her absently
Anonymous
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No.187655
187656 187665
>>187652
She looks mildly amused and tilts her head.

"Oh, you really serve that. Isn't that like cannibalism? Do your serve carnivorous here as well," Fair says and looks over her shoulder looking for her in search for a predator.
Anonymous
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No.187656
187658
>>187655
>there's a slight twinkle to her eye
<Well that's an awfully personal question when first meeting a cow,... but yes, cow is delicious; Id be a fool not to, and Beef is sometjing of a specialty here. Not sure why someone recommended the jerkey though, the Korean BBQ ribs are the most popular
Anonymous
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No.187657
<Ordinarily, I'd throw open the doors now, open from 2a-6a
<But I don't think you're ready to meet 'the regulars' yet, so I'l hold off for a minute. Suffice it to.say, our only refular vegetairans (and ugh, vegans) come from the abyss
Anonymous
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No.187658
187660
>>187656
>>187656
>Well that's an awfully personal question when first meeting a cow,... but yes, cow is delicious

Fair takes a step back in shock.

"What?!" she shouts out, looks around hoping she didn't disturbed any of the other guests, and then continue in lower tone. "Bu-bu-bup. Noway." She regains her confidence. "Your just pulling my hoof. "

She lays her fore-hooves onto the desk between them and leans in. Her eyes are half-lidded and her tongue glazes up her upper lip.

"You know?" she whispers. "I thought the beef jerky was an innuendo or pun for some--" She nods towards Addy."--beef --"She make a masturbatory gesture in the air."--Jerky."

"Is this place not a brothel?"

*Sigh.* I don't know who this character is clearly. Is she a racist or is she a race-mixer. Is she innocent or a pervert. Well, this post will answer that question tho. ^^ Sry. I can't stop myself...
Anonymous
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No.187660
187661
>>187658
>pulling my hoof
<I wouldnt dream of it. Beef is my favorite type of meat to eat
>Brothel
<Heavens no! Not yet anyway, we're still working on the licencing and logistics for that, plus the zoning requirements for... anyway when the time comes the correct term will be "Strip club", but theres still alot of details to iron out
Anonymous
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No.187661
187662 187665
>>187660
^^

She still looks sultry but a playfulness tinge her features.

"Sooo. Who is the better chef, you or Iron Will?" she asks.
Anonymous
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No.187662
>>187661
<Iron Will is a chef? I thought he was a bullshit motovational speaker? Or wasnt there something about a cruise line? Anyway, I'm not technically a chef; a chef has a team.of other chefs, and is more of a captain. I do it all myself without assistance.
>^_~
<Regardless, I am. Only one cook who can beat me....
Anonymous
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No.187663
>A pounding sound can be heard from both of the front doors, with the doors rattling slightly from someone pulling repeatedly. Addy's expression sours, she rolls her eyes, pulls out a long and slender knife (a sushi knife, to be specific) and storms to both doors. Throwing the locks and kicking both doors jn, she waver the blade angrily
<If you motherfuckers think you're going to bully me about my own operating hours, you can think twice. You're gonna wait patiently and you're gonna like, or I swear to Starlight Glimmer's sweet ass, I'll send your sould back home, and by the time you regenerate, we'll be serving your corpse as a special! Now keep it down, I have a special customer who knows how to behave!
>She slams the doors shut, relocks them, and returns to Fair Apple.
<Sorry about that,...
Anonymous
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No.187664
<Addy and Fair Apple will have had ample opportunity to finish their conversation, as well as for her to order something - it doesn't have to be beef, theres plenty of vegetable options.
<I hate vegans
>Eventually though,she will have the opportunity to something she hasn't been able to yet.
Describe to a witness what daily service is like in her establishment.
>Opon being reunlocked and opened, through both doors starts streaming one after another of the most foul and infernal creatures you wouldn't,... well,... you WOULD expect streaming in from both the Abyss and the 9 Hells
>There being limited occupancy, the line continues out the door

Assuming Ms. Apple doesn't feel inclined to look in the foyer were she to do so she would see several very large signs laminated to a middle wall. The foyer appears to have been a single room once, but has had a middle divider added, and the whole room appears recently reovated.
<Almost like these mother fuckers can't be trusted to not be playing games and shit. Its not technically fighting in the restaurant!
<Or
Thats a breach of contract!
<Arseholes

The signage is a white background with bold red lettering with a border and swirling designs accenting; it's written in the languages of Common, Abyssal, Diabolical, and Ponish. On either side of the wall is a sign-in book, and the door won't open until the person touching the door has signed.
The signage its self is very intricate, and upon close inspection reveals that the designs and scrollwork, heck even the border is the very microscopic fine print of a very exactingly crafted contract between the proprietor and the customer
>The bartender lowers the lights a bit as customers find their seating, before fading into nearby shadow to appear next to the first table
<Goin' fer anuthur piece a me arse tadey, faggot?
"Excuse me, I'll have you know I underwent conversion therapy; I'm a PROPER catholic!"
<So the brisket then?
Anonymous
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No.187665
>>187661
In that the restaurant was opened "after Addy and Fair Apple finished any resulting conversation", we can continue with the dialogue as previous if you like. However, I will try to have "the bar" open from 2a-6a (my time, sorry >>187655 was 2a my time) and participants will have the option to interact with the other customers, but you will want to read the rules in the foyer
>the rules
Yes, Im working on them, thats why Addy isn't unlocking the doors until after their conversation ^_~
Anonymous
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No.187667
>>187666
Of course I forgot to sage the satan post. Oh well
Each day will be it's own independent episode, though description only occurs when theres a witness, so I won't be bumping this thread except in response, and any further details I add later will be saged. Its basically something there if anon wants something to do, in a roleplay context.
Anonymous
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No.187823
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The pic I forgot to reupload
Anonymous
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No.187828
187867
>A sign greets you as (you) approach the bar
PRIVATE ENTRANCE-ONLY EVENT
Anonymous
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No.187867
>>187828
(This is because the dialogue with Fair Apple remains unresolved)
Anonymous
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No.187870
<Ahh for fucks sake, you know I was just taking the piss by pretending to not know who Silver Star Apple is? Im probably his biggest 'fan'
Anonymous
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No.187887
https://youtu.be/dOHH52iB_VQ?si=to9JvDk0fwASSHsS
<Whale, Ahm knaurin whichbine Ah'ma use whane ther time comes
Anonymous
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No.187889
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<Not only did ye fook up the hitler trips, but ye posted to the wrong fooking thread!! Me fookin' word yer pathetic!

So, what I tried to say in thr ooc thread, but failed because Im retarded was:
For a multitude of reasons, I am attempting to see how long I can go without posting to the thread, though by proxy this is both proxy to and insular against. Still, 1 time.

To business then. I particularly want to be on hand when Garv is doing his thjng with the guns because Brie has a mix of exposition, theorizing, and cheeky banter in mind. It will be fun, I promise
Anonymous
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No.187894
Yes Elway, the irony isnt lost
https://youtu.be/W_NZnNAMZzg?si=DQFPSw7rNrSHX0hl
Anonymous
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No.187895
>tfw you get your laptop back from your brother after 3 months (who needed it for his new 80k/y job, so yes of course, take it), who wiped it clean and is USING FUCKING CHROME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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No.187896
<Ah greeate, naur y'all got 'im taskin' ME wit' makin' a "No Homo" sign,... ffs
Anonymous
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No.187898
https://youtu.be/qbvKh_sJ9y0?si=g6l_bdf2W7KoYMSn
Seriously,....
Anonymous
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No.187987
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I put a magnets inna gloves, so I dont have to grip the 'cigarettte" ^_^

Next up is replacement etebrows (theres six magnets in the forehead)
Anonymous
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No.187998
<Fooling sheit, I need a fookin adult! Fillies arent supposed to die >;_;<
Anonymous
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No.187999
>me right now
https://youtu.be/p8U6x9ClAss?si=bjXh157c_7HMhTuF
Sorry, a filly is no longer and I need a minute
Anonymous
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No.188000
188002
Something I never expected to happen throughout all of this Mlpol-ness was a love of fillies, They're amazing and delightful. Most of the time, but not today.
GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS TODAY. You have some LOUSY FUCKING TIMING, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU BETTER WATCH AFTER THIS MOTHERFUCKER! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
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No.188001
>snaps fingers
Thez, find him.
<Dude he's gone
>FUCKING FIND HIM ;_;
<On it
Anonymous
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No.188002
188004
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>>188000
I don't know what happened and I have no wise words to tell but I'm here with love if nothing else. <3
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No.188003
https://youtu.be/PweUGhCZNiM
Anonymous
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No.188004
>>188002
Thanks fren
Anonymous
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No.188005
Btw, the line is "down from evertide"
Anonymous
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No.188006
THIS IS FUCKING WHY. IF U WANNA KNOW, THIS IS FUCKING WHY. ISTFG NONE OF YOU. NO, I WILL BOX GOD ON THIS. NOT THESE ONES.
<yer pardon, Ninjas is... compromised for the day ^_^
Anonymous
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No.188007
This is all in honor of beefilly. Ngl, Im a mess
Anonymous
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No.188008
Nevetmind, its fine. He escaped the game. Yes. The one u just lost. No, not stratego.
Anonymous
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No.188009
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/41875345
Tribute thread
Anonymous
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No.188010
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Anonymous
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No.188020
188021
>bartender flicks her cellphone a couple times
"What?"
https://youtu.be/5EXFilTUiko?si=wb9FwAIxca-BEb3z
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No.188021
>>188020
<The fook ye think 'es gon' do the next 2 days while the pork begins to oxidize?
<Fookin practice
<Ah give 'im all the sheit, but y'all dunnae how precise and practiced this Nigel is
<Aye, Ah'm nominating .Nigel' for a safe for work term for Nigger, if you know. Its time he advanced from being a Britbong, he's the everyman mlpol deserved
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No.188046
<While this faggot continues to practice Sorairo Days, allow me to elucidate an idea for you
<Alexander the Great did not respect Diogenes of Sonipe because he begged, scraped, or tried to curry favor
<Alexander the Great respected Diogenes of Sinope because he DIDN'T beg, scrape, or try to curry favor
<Alexander the Great is quoted as saying "Were I not me I would have to be him" of Diogenes of Sinope
<Why? Cuz when Alexander the Great showed up, Diogenes told him to go fuck himself
Anonymous
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No.188076
<So how much a the neighbor-cow-burger are we takin?
Im confused by the question. Why divide from a sum 1 quantity?
Anonymous
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No.188094
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>and as we're literally flying off to
<An we fergot the fookin neighborcow burger!
>shitup, the con, we get nasty eballed by state troopers
<Its gonna be liek tthat then innit?
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No.188095
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<The fookin sun finally woke its arse up. Must be nice, bein' able te sleep half the night. The fook ever,...
>fumbles with phone
<Here!
>she shouts toward the loft
<Since yer wantin' te be such a faggit!
https://youtu.be/fwy1-73mgxY?si=ZEI0VxoW_Jmk7vL0
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No.188096
So this AirBnB cost $160/ night; more than I've ever paid (including one time I got a whole ass house with 2 queen bedrooms, a kitchen, patio, fenced yard,...) but it's an upscale apartment with a balcony, roof pool skyline,... perfect for a chain-smoker. The listing describes the place as having ammenities for children, a kitchen, and on-site garage parking (for a not unreasonable rate). The listing DID say that guests are only to use the master bedroom, and that the room (with the implication being INSIDE) allowed no smoking. So we get here and I talk to Leon, the lady's husband who is working the front desk. That was my first clue, but I missed it. I ask him "Yo the room, I won't be smoking inside,I just wanna hang off the balcony so I'm not driving other guests/residents nuts with my late-night antics.
First, he says "Yeah that's fine, you good. Just make sure to prop one of the chairs against the door so the smoke doesnt seep in, cuz the seals on the sliding door aren't any good. But you can smoke weed too if you want, I do."
So we're like "fucking a". And then I REITERATE my plan to cook up some carnitas (which is fucking ruined btw). She said in messages "You can use the kitchen and the pots, pans, just clean up before you leave." I mention this to Leon, who says "If she said it was okay, that's fine."

My beaner and I go back down to get all our shit with a filly fren, at which point I explain "He's just helping us pack all this stuff up, he isn't staying with us (I have a tote full of furry shit, et al).
So we go up and explore the place a bit. This kitchen is fucking PACKED. I've never SEEN an AirBnB so well stocked! They have EVERYTHING.
There's 2 kids beds, theres scooters and a tricycle, and even an electric scooter. I'm blown away, I though I had lucked out.
So we smoke a blunt, and I smoke a few cigarettes (a total of a little over an hour) and we're getting ready to head back to the con. While we're standing in the middle of the living room, Leon just walks right in. I'm like, hold up what? He starts telling me that he can smell the smoke from the hallway, and he has to aire out the room because they live there normally, and all this about "only smoke on the roof patio". I'm like "Okay, sorry, I did exactly what you asked. He gos "Yeah, but its too potent, I'm gonna stay and air the place out. Before you go, can you pick up all this stuff (My fursut, set on nearby furniture, as well as a few bottles of alcohol). Our daughters will be here later.

Hold up,... what? Still didn't click. I'm like "Thats fine, we wont be back until way late. So, we get some stuff for our car, and like an idiot I left my cell phone in the car, still at the place (which is about 4 blocks from the hotel). We realize this halfway to the hotel, but I recall that the phone only had 5% power so I wouldn't be able to use it much without a charging cable, and that assumes there's a wall adaptor (which I don't have with me cuz the room advertized usb ports which there were).
So I go "Nah, I'll just leave it. It will be an excell ent exercise in discipline to go basically the whole night without trying to hyperfixate on my phone every 5 minutes.
So we go off and do a bunch of fun shit, fillies are great, and it was one of the most exciting and genuinely enjoyable experiences I've had since Mixed Nuts. And so at around 1:30 we return to the place.
Now let me picture the scene: The door to the children's bedroom was closed, Leon is sitting on the floor, and his wife is in a robe with a bath towel wrapped around her head, and they're watching TV.

THEY WANTED US TO PAY $160 A NIGHT FOR JUST THE FUCKING MASTER BEDROOM. WHILE THEY WERE SLEEPING IN THE NEXT FUCKING ROOM. WITH THEIR KIDS AN ADDITIONAL DOOR DOWN. AND HE WAS "GOING TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR". OH AND GET THIS! I BROUGHT A BOX OF .38 SPECIAL ALONG WITH THE REQUISTE PIECE. I STASHED THE BOX IN ONE OF MY FURSUIT FEET BEFORE I LEFT. THE BOX WAS FUCKING GONE, AND I LOCKED IT IN THE BEDROOM.

But I digress. She reads me and my friend the riot act about not being able to get ahold of me, about not cleaning the kitchen before leaving (she meant before leaving the APARTMENT, not before leaving DALLAS)m about leaving my shit strewn across the living room, about the nicotine residue that the "few cigarettes I smoked causing tobacco resin on the walls", about NOT using the kitchen, and about having unauthorized guests (which apparently means "ANYONE AT ALL, FOR ANY REASON".
Oh, and they have a no refunds policy.

Those niggers planned this. They planned to be able to sleep in their bed after taking my money and kicking us out. AND WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BULLETS?? The piece is secure, but what the fuck???

FUCK AIRBNB
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No.188101
The bartender sits on a stool, inclined forward and propped on the bar. Dour-faced, she observes a random feed from one of the TVs as the front doors (the hell side) CLAP open with the sudden arrival of an anon who is already in the middle of a ranting tirade against someone over a cell phone

"... because thats all it fucking takes. Trust me. I wrote the contract myself. That's right. Look all you have to do is anytime you get a customer, go get yourself a motel nearby so you can be on hand. Oh, right, your husband works there, even better. So after you get those ratings, we'll flip the script on them and evict every additional tenant for whatever reason. We can make them up if we have to. That's right. Of course you can launder the money through your dispensary business! Yes, the one you openly display and tell your husband to be all friendly about to your tenants. Yeah, don't you worry, you'll still be able to sleep at night, and I will too. God bless!" finally ends the man with his fucking phone conversation. The irritation of having to listen to only one side of a conversation when you don't know/care of/for either party.
"Terribly sorry Ma'am,... miss," he says looking up confused, as though he expected to see something other than a cow on the other side of the equation. The bartender's right hand drifts toward her lower back
<Mate, ye done me a solid, naer need te apologize
And she draws the BIGGEST FUCKING HANDCANNON YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
No, seriously, this was a thing. It was designed to be a single-use (like a flare gun) pistol that fired a 30mm (yes, the one from the vulcan) bullet. That's the one that almost tore her goddamn arm off. It's okay, she also regenerates. In slow motion, she pulls, swivels, and levels this monstrosity.

KAPLOW
Having shot the previous prototype, she had the good sense to not try and actually HOLD the weapon (its more of a pinch between the lower-thumb palm and the forefinger) this version did cut off her forefinger as it spun out of her hand. Regardless, the motherfucking Saul Goodman-ass lawyer who trained/prepped this griefing-ass nigger-bitch just got a faceful of not enough, and someday he's gonna be in my house.

No no, let me explain better, now that I've had an actual night's sleep. The descriptions are just vague ENOUGH and accurate ENOUGH. The pictures are just depictive ENOUGH. I'm sure if I tried to drag it out with airBnB I would end up with more shit in my mouth, as plenty of malevolent and/or skilled and dutiful lawyers have guided these niggers in this process. I have zero confidence that my upset emotions and "clever wit" will be sufficient to get any amount of reimbursement from any party, and that's assuming I have yet located the phone from which to pursue such actions!
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No.188103
Any idea how weird it is for an insomniac to wake up, have to feed his cats, go back to sleep, and have to feed his cats again 12 hours later? And then go back to sleep? Fucking nuts.
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No.188105
Not gonna lie, these niggers were smart. Taking the box of bullets - while a crime - is alot less severe than taking the gun. It deprives me of the ability to reload (assuming I would go postal, which honestly didn't even cross my mind fwiw, as weird as I can be) but avoids the multiple felonies involved with unauthorized possession and/or unloading, as well as privacy and other laws associated with entering my room without cause. They knew there was a gun, I walked in the front door wearing it openly above muh dick; who knows, the presence of the gun may have saved me from a much worse outcome. Yes, it could have caused a much worse outcome, being out of my possession, but thats why next con I'ma have one of those pepper paintball pistols so I don't have to leave shit anywhere (other than the shit I leave everywhere Xp)
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No.188113
>After a whole day of cleaning the bar, just the bartender and purple-anon cleaning, sweeping, and picking up after the "weekend", both parties sit down, enjoying some - for once - earned beer
>The bartender lights a cigarette, as anon types away at his laptop, going through the process of archiving and then wiping his socials
>This is gonna take days, but that's okay
>The bartender looks up
<Oh, yeh, ye fergot me fookin nametag ye limey coont! How am Ah te stab people in the throat when I hug them without it!
>she chortles as he gives her the e_e face
<Ah shoot th' fook up, ye were right
>he smiles agreeingly
<But wha' 'ave ye lairned?
>He sighs
"Always at the hotel. AirBnB is a dice game.
<Aaaaaaaand?
"No alcohol until after the car is packed, no exceptions."
<Aye, boot yer fergettin' somethin'
"And that is? No, I got this. When I fuck up, even with the best of intentions, it brings everyone and everything down. Yes, it was manageable this time, but it could have turned out WAY worse. This cannot be allowed to happen again, and it Will not be. I will take all the necessary time and precaution, treating each con like "Now that that's out of the way, lets spend the next X months planning for the next con with the assistance of an AI because my autistic ass forgets fucking everything. I think that about sums it up."
<Gud
>she tamps out her cigarette
<Ah think ye earned a bowl
>As she packs it, she snickers to herself; he gives her the E_e face
<Ah got te say the line
"Don't"
<Ahm nut a monstar, ahm a MINOTAUR!
"This bitch,...."
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No.188114
Oh! Right! E621
E621 PRIMARILY (aside from the smut site) refers to the following "Requirement" for conventions.
E(veryday) 6(hours of sleep) 2(squareish meals, and) 1(shower, please and for fucks sake).
Through (mostly?) no fault of my own - I'll happily speak to the insomnia and other things - my ratio this weekend went more in the neighborhood of (on average) e1.5.5.5
This isn't bragging (it is a flex tho), this is a statement of determination. I am capable of awesome shit! Dammit!
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No.188115
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<Oh, right
>She fiddles with her cellphone
https://youtu.be/1M4U5_Lyzh8?si=kBvLeOddtXQUIQsD
Anonymous
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No.188118
<Ye knaur them nigger-coonts were jealous cuz ye've got a better knife set than they do
"Thanks, I needed to hear that"
Anonymous
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No.188125
Yes yes, "Im not a monster, I'm a minotaur" is the prevailing theme for this thread and everything going forward. Looking for half-assed RP? This is the thread. Bored and looking for engagement? This is the thread. Trying to pass from the Abyss to the Hells, and think you can barter/negotiate/lie your way through and not get caught? This is the thread. ^_~
Anonymous
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No.188132
Looking at you like you should have seen this coming, the bartender fiddles with her phone.
https://youtu.be/RP0h0WmrhKE?si=Ka_qOd9m-eMofkmX
Anonymous
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No.188156
<Ah fook off, ye shouldnt be surprised te find he's a faggit
Don't YOU start! We earned this! You of ALL "people" know what went into that!
I assume none of you know, but Blood and Thunder is like Fairy Tale; the most newbie friendly, but also about to murder a face or two. And Cowie the druid works day and night to be able to throw out the necessary drops. I have a reputation, well earned.
Anonymous
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No.188157
>Hey, fren,... thanks for keeping me alive that one time
<No, thanks for staying alive ^_^
Anonymous
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No.188158
>THIS MOTHERFUCKER MADE A GODDAMN SONG!! THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT??
Anonymous
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No.188159
NO!! I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I DONT FEEL I DESERVE IT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You bastards ;_;
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No.188160
[Verse]
Cowie the Druid swims all night
<aye, every fookin day
In the Bay of Storms under pale moonlight
Thorium veins with a rich delight
Mining gems till the dawn breaks bright
<Fookin swipers

[Verse 2]
Blood and Thunder plays their tune
<THAT we do!
Guildmates laugh beneath the moon
<Frequently
Arcane crystals and sapphires blue
Hidden treasures for the chosen few
<okay, I had a think, and I honestly don't know how many people I've saved. Like, that's my thing; here, take this, don't die.

[Chorus]
In the water's deep embrace
Cowie finds her special place
Gems and ore in a fluid race
A druid's calm in nature's grace
<It keeps people in the fight, thats what its about

[Verse 3]
Storms that roar with mighty clash
Waves and winds in a wild bash
Mined with purpose gems that flash
Thorium veins with a golden splash

[Bridge]
Underneath the world's harsh glare
Cowie delves with utmost care
Riches found but none to spare
<So true, I'm always the one dying
For the druid who braves the stormy air

[Verse 4]
Night is long but she's not weary
Sea's as wild as a fabled fairy
Mining deep where it's quite scary
Filling bags in a quest so merry
Anonymous
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No.188161
>riches found but none to spare, for the druid who braves the stormy air
Ngl, that one gets me in the feels
Anonymous
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No.188171
Okay, I don't know how this nigger is doing it, but he made a second album.
https://suno.com/playlist/1f671d50-0b51-4f5d-b462-b1b11500eaee
In this album we ask the ever-important question: Who's running floor spec?