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Cozy Pony Pub Reopened
Anonymous
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No.169688
What...
the...
Hey ponyfrens! Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Pony Pub, a thread I was eventually gonna get to re-bump and troll with after it hit 1000, but someone got tired of!
This is a casual thread to reference 'legitimate' threads/posts from, without derailing.
Out bartender/chef is a tulpa, and she and OP are just this side of batshit! But her food is amazing, so deal with it.
Anonymous
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No.169690
169723
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>from behind the counter, a *DING* bell sound rings, and out/across the counter slides a steaming hot burger.
"Smash burger on a croissant fer table 37," rings out, above the sizzling sounds of the grill.

Anonymous
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No.169723
169725
>>169690
That looks delicious! Is it for me, tulpa cow ma'am?
Anonymous
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No.169725
169733
>>169723
"Ah kin whip ye up one in about 6 minutes, if'n yer wantin'. Ah thought ye asians prefer dog er cat tho."
>spatula scraping sounds
"Original comes with american cheese, but we got plenty of others te choose from. We also offer it deluxe: wit lettuce, tomato, and carmelized onion. Plenty o' sauces te choose from also. How ye wannit?"

Anonymous
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No.169732
It's so nice to see more tulpa posting. I hope everyone is having a good day.
Anonymous
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No.169733
169734
>>169725
One with everything please. No dog no cat haram yes?
Anonymous
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No.169734
Spoilered
>>169733
"Nice dubs," she smiles, sliding a hard-paper box across the counter to you.
As you look back up, she stares at you like you're the thickest,...
"The fuck ye think this is? A role-play thread? If'n ye aint 'ere te troll somebody, git the fuck out me arse."
Anonymous
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No.170151
<If'n ye find ye have a throat infection, ye might consider gargling salt water. And if'n ye aint a pussy, gargle ghost pepper sauce.
<Ah quit yer cryin, itll subside in 5-10 minutes, depending on the sensitivity of yer labia
Anonymous
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No.170156
174312
>>>/sp/8287 →
>>>/sp/8280 →
Thats a lie and ye fookin know it, tho Ah'd be lyin' if'n Ah said was surprised. Ah mean, it ain't like staff ain't been shown te be faggot hypocrites any time they get BTFO in some way. The truth is ye faggots 'ave absolutely no rules when yet get yer feelin's chapped, and just spin it however ye can until anons shut up about it. Jus like yer doin' now. A user was censured for Hi Anon spamming once, and there was an unwritten rule, but yer wont te not mention that cuz it was yer idea and that gets in the way o yer posturin dunnit?
But what can ye expect from a buncha furfags? Gonna cry some more? Gonna delete me posts n threads? Gonna ban and 404 everything Ah try and do? Pathetic excuse fer a shitposter ye are, and the same fer the lot a ye

Anonymous
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No.170162
<Sure do be seemin te be alot of dialogue control goin on. Funny, fer a buncha fags who claim te care about frozen peaches n sheit
Anonymous
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No.170163
<Ah'm really tryin te paint inside the lines, but yer kinda forcing me hand
Anonymous
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No.170164
<Aye, minotaurs have hands. Fook y'all and yer 'no hooves' sheit, Ah 'ave both
John Elway
## HorseWhisperer
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No.170165
170169 174308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
Anonymous
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No.170166
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Gin and Tonic.
Gotta finish the race instead of wallowing around trying to continually play hopscotch. Unless it's not a race and is instead hopscotch.
After all what's even the difference between a Gin and Tonic and Mint Julep.
Anonymous
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No.170167
>>170166
Gin and tonic actually sounds good, I might have one of those myself.
sage
sage
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No.170169
174308
Where is niggel when you need him? His archnemesis turned out to be a fokking furfag like himself lmao.
>>170165
I'll make u regret every milisecond of that cringepost
/s
Anonymous
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No.170689
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>>>/mlpol/369858 →
Yeah, yeah. For a while it seemed like I was the only one who had a problem with this. You left me to die alone back there. (Obvious hypervole. It's alright fren.)
Btw, how can you say the staff is all for free speech when you've never been outside their good graces?
>>>/mlpol/369860 →
Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
Anonymous
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No.170690
170691
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>>170689
>Nah, fuck this place. I don't even know if my ban's even expired.
You too were banned? No wonder everyfag left.
Anonymous
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No.170691
170692 170693 170694
>>170690
Yeah, but I don't really wanna start shit. I don't want to appeal my ban or whatever. I just thought Sven should know because I consider him a friend.
If you wanna know what happened. Let's just say I purposefully made staff mad. So in a way, you could say the ban was justified. But it was also a bit of a tantrum that you would expect from a dicksword mod.
Anyways, besides Sven and Glim I don't really care about this trashfire anymore. Have funs this Christmas.
Anonymous
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No.170692
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>>170691
I understand.
Merry Christmas poner.
Anonymous
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No.170693
170721
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>>170691
Merry christmas. You may not know me but I'll always consider you a friend
Anonymous
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No.170694
170721 174308
>>170691
Merry Christmas fren.
Thought you left to conquer irl stuff, unless I'm thinking of someone else.
Still merry Christmas.
>>170689
Anon, you're posting.
Since you're able to post on at least two parts it stands to reason the ban's over and
I'd wager to guess the length of it was about a day.
Ooooooooh. Sorry my brain isn't running on full.
Anyway Merry Christmas to you all
Anonymous
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No.170721
>>170692
>>170693
>>170694
Merry Christmas indeed. I feel undeserving of the kind words. But I'm grateful to hear them.

Btw Sven, sorry for overreacting. Didn't actually apologized before. You're entitled to your opinion either way.
Anonymous
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No.174308
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>>170165
<Always cute when faggoys try te run their mouths
>>170169
<Simmer down lad
>>170689
<Rustlin' the staff's jimmies is the fastest way te catch a ban 'round 'ere. Lotus in particular treats insults te his pride worse than CP.
>>170694
<Aye, staff loves te issue 100-year bans an then revoke em later. It'd be far easier (read: more consistent) if'n they embraced the "there are no actual rules" rule

<ANYWAY this shite-hole is covered in dust, ah hope ye'll pardon if'n I spruce the place fer a bit
Anonymous
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No.174310
174313
<kicks the jukebox
https://youtu.be/6nFjZTrEKEI?si=ckDyhVx1IdvynIiC
Anonymous
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No.174312
>>170156
<Lol, when did ye fags change these post links? Im not sayin ye shouldnt'a, just wondering if'n yer still tryin' to act a paladin is all
Anonymous
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No.174313
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>>174310
Anonymous
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No.174622
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>>174308
>Simmer down
Not one to talk, furtroon.
Anonymous
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No.174711
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.

>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/swQcmvHJqnY?si=BnAZgYdGIBNfVdiO
Anonymous
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No.174713
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>>174622
<Oh lookit ye narr. Ah fergitted ye'er ere! Glad the ol veins 're still throbbin', but ye might wanna let up a bit, its hard te 'ear ye postin ifn yer chokin on a benis, lad
Anonymous
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No.174812
https://youtu.be/UNhphyF74sA?si=gD2FDD_Maul0gPEe
<Ah seen Nigel postin' th other dee. Wunner ow this'll turn oot
Anonymous
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No.174818
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>>174713
>chokin on a benis
Now, that's somethin' you clearly know a lot more about.
Anonymous
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No.174897
174898
>>174818
<Says the hit-and-run sage-poster who postures brave but sneaks like a coward. Ahm sayin' take he dick outta yer mouth (stop saging) and we can 'ave a proper gowr, if'n that be watcher fixin fer
Anonymous
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No.174898
174899
>>174897
Saging is an imperative duty for any thread you don't specifically want to bump.
Anonymous
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No.174899
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>>174898
<Aye, ye aint lyin'. But since y ere, where on the doll did I rub ye wrong?
>>174308
<Ah aint fixin te fight, but Ah aint opposed neither, lad
Anonymous
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No.174909
174911
>>174899
You're just as beautiful as in the cartoon depiction in the OP, ma'm. Do you serve airag? Fermented mare milk is good for the soul. One lasagna, no cat no dog haram yes.
Anonymous
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No.174911
>>174909
<Are we doin' this agin? If'n Ah recall, yer last time in me joke about asians fancyin' cat n dog went clear o'er yer heed.
>she grumbles and walks over to the refrigerator and pulls out a few gallons of milk and pours one of em into a large mixing bowl
<Ye know this sheit is gonna take me three fookin' days te finish, dunnae?
Anonymous
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No.174912
>She stops for a moment in the preparation of fresh mozzarella, realizing that she never actually made the joke about asians eatig cats and dogs the last time this person had ordered. If she wasnt fuzzy, her embarrassment would be readily apparent.
Anonymous
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No.174915
174920
Reminds me, ma'am, my darling, have you watched the game yesterday?
>>>/mlpol/375717 →
The last games had... and unfortunate outcome!
Anonymous
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No.174918
174920
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Nigga, this is a horsefucker forum. What can possibly be perceived as brave about posting hier?
>Furry roleplaying in his mid-thirties
Anyways, I'll just wait till you get in trouble again. Shouldn't take too long. Shit on you then.
Anonymous
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No.174920
174939
>>174918
>mid-thirties
Nigga please. Besides, the affected proprietor of this 'pub' is the daughter of an MLP minotaur. Show me where cows arent allowed. Especially on /vx/; what, is my little shitposty tulpamancy, furry* RP thread interfering with the other RP thread (singular) on the RP board?
>brave
Nothing freudian there, lol
>>174915
<Aye, we ad the cup on the fookin' 88" in 1080! Starlink is fookin awesome!
Anonymous
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No.174925
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(for clarity/transparency, Im dismissive of "mid 30s" because Im unabashedly in my mid ]40s, Furry RPing on a nazi horsefcker board)
Git gud fgt
Anonymous
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No.174939
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>>174920
>daughter of an MLP minotaur.
Anonymous
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No.174950
>>174939
<Dasvidanya
Anonymous
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No.175066
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Kettle atlatl requisite clunk,... kettle atlatl requisite clunk.
Doot. Doot dooty.

>the sound of quarters inserted into the jukebox, and 3 buttons
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=D3u0-AiaqbDUFYAp
<Dun switch th' blade on da cow in shades, oh no
Dun Masquerade wit' th' cow in shades, oh nooo
Anonymous
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No.175245
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>fffffffft... ffffffffft... fffffffft...
>the sounds of something large being dragged across the ground emanates from outside the bar until
BAM
>the door swings open with a kick, crashing against the wall adjacent
>ffffffft... ffffffft... ffffffft... the bartender, hunched over a large bundle of black plastic, drags the mass back toward the kitchen leaving a trail of bright green fluorescent fluid
>approaching the kitchen doors she stops and takes a long drag off her cigarette before looking back and chortling:
<Ah dunnae wot th' fook thisser ere be, bud 'e put up a proper figh' tho'. 'E's all lean muscle, Ah figger Ah'll slice 'em super thin anen Ah'll sear it insum smoked lard!
<Oh, and Ah ran intae one-a me furry friemds!
Anonymous
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No.175602
175603
>>>/ub/7777 →
<Anon be like:
>fuck, he noticed me sage-bumping other /üb/ threads to force the get faster! What do I do now? I know, I'll post some nonsense thread so no one will notice what I was gonna do!
Anonymous
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No.175603
175604
>>175602
I was going to do that anyway.
/ub/ is a failed experiment; it's mostly deae. I was of the /fitlit/ camp back in the day.
/fitlit/ was great. Bring back /fitlit/.
Anonymous
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No.175604
>>175603
>I was going to do that anyway
<Ah thank ye fer th' admission tha' yer the same faggot who thought 'e could pull some sneaky sheit, an then wants te lie like a twat when caught
Anonymous
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No.175605
>175604
Not everything is about you.
Anonymous
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No.175607
<So ye jus' started sage-bumpin' threads fer the fun of it, but stopped when Ah called ye out, so ye started regular-bumpin', before makin' the thread? Sure, that checks out.
<Mate, Ah ain't sayin' it's about me. Ye'd have te be an idgit te no' realize that it's about ye.
Anonymous
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No.175617
>sage-bumpin'
Oxymoron.
Anonymous
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No.175618
<Cuz Ah can tell yer a disingenuous faggot, Ah'll explain fer th' audience.
<Sage-bumpin is where one er more faggots're tryin' to use post digits te try and "not lose" an argument th' they've already lost. Ye sage-post to a buncha threads, so that ye get the post # ye were after. It ain't a bump to th' top o the overboard, it's a bump o th post count.
Anonymous
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No.175619
Saging is the opposite of bumping, nigger. Bumping is bringing something to the top of the page. The correct term is sage bombing.
Anonymous
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No.175620
<Potato, potahto mate. Ah ain't the one tryin te be a sheister.
Anonymous
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No.175621
175622
Your accent is as fake as it is gay.
Anonymous
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No.175622
>>175621
<Oh shoot. Ah was so invested in yer approval
Anonymous
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No.175623
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>person who has never left the West coast tries to emulate a southern accent.
Anonymous
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No.175624
<Ah LIVE in Texas, ya zigger
Anonymous
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No.175625
<Also, it ain a southern accemt
Anonymous
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No.175626
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>California/Washington/Oregon parasite moves after shitting up his home state and thinks he can fit in with a fake accent
Sad. Many such cases.
Anonymous
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No.175627
>retard, can't into the idea that there are more accents than sothern
<Tell me mate, how is affectin' an amalgamized accent (engliah, scottish, and australian) "tryin' te fit in". Oh wait, it ain't, and yer sheit fer brains
Anonymous
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No.175628
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>didn't deny being a West coast refugee
Top lel
Anonymous
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No.175629
<Mate, if we're splittin' hairs about things not denied, yer operatin' from a loss
Anonymous
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No.175630
Go back to Seattle
Anonymous
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No.175632
<Never lived there mate, try again. And while yer at it, try te pretend Ah haven't lived rent free.
Anonymous
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No.175638
175639
Friends please be nice to eachother!
Anonymous
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No.175639
175657
>>175638
>the bartender eyes you with a very strange look
>it seems to be a mix of disbelief and incredulity, with a slight tinge,... as though here is something about you that they are unable to identify
>she slowly walks over and stands across the bar from you tilts her head slightly, and through partially squinted eyes (as though biting back one or more choice phrases) asks:
<Ye gon' order somethin' mate?
Anonymous
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No.175657
175659
>>175639
Hello yes does this planet have cow milk? If so, a chocolate milk please. I have to travel today so not the fermented type. Do you have marshmallows?
Anonymous
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No.175659
>>175657
>she briefly mutters
<Planet? The fook,...
>before focusing back on you to reply
<Naurr, ain't got none'a that, folks 'ave alwys been fiene wit booze. An' dun ye get any smart idears 'bout "cows producin' milk", Ah ain't that kinda cowe.
>her face betrays her interior dialogue, something along the lines of wondering where you think you are
Anonymous
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No.175841
>>>/sp/24934 →
<Are these fancy kiwis in the room wit' us roight nawr?
Anonymous
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No.175843
<Cuz it'd be a roight shame if'n specific faggots were tryin' te' manufacture consensus

Again
Anonymous
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No.175844
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cow_farm.png
Yay! New artwork commission just got sent!
Anonymous
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No.175870
175871
>>175844
What kinds of cigarettes do you like?
Anonymous
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No.175871
>>175870
>rolling her eyes at the unprompted attempt to socialize
<Ah roll me own lad. As whoy they look beat up like they're from Cowboy Bebop