>turns Mr. Snek into my familier
ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.
*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*
[Accepting pony noises]
What would a familier do for Torc?
*Pets Pony*You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures
i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag
why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?
i dont live in or near berlin, are there?
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.>top cuckshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing
can stop us.;I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
Sick. This will be nice.
"Hi Mr. Snek">spell sharing
This will be amazing
I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that
Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.>>16621
I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?
Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail
Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.
>>16628>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right
side of history.'
Thats worksNo one is getting the staff refernce, KEK
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.>>16636
Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp
Is my character in the story yet?
>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.>>16633
I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.
Suuure you did
Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog>>16638
Who are you?
Taylor Swift I presume?>>16641
I don't need your approval to know I'm right
The space marine then?
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
Literally just Latin?
If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you>>16636
I thought that was obvious though
good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.
Actually no...I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...
>>16656>Demons speaking Latin is original
There's a reason Exorcisms are in Latin
The whole board laughed in their faces when they had the audacity to show themselves there.>>16658
It had sort of a Roman/Catholic ironic element. Thought it'd make sense that the demons would adopt the language of the Romans as a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans.
Je ne parle pas latin
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another
>>16659>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God
to speak to Man
You could call it the first globalist language
This is accurateGo ahead take quads you faggots, idc
That's like ban-worthy
how bad did this fuck up the meme-space continuum?
This will have consequences
I couldn't help myself... It was even Satanic..>boop>>16670Make him the next boss after Soros, so we can put him away forever.
I guess I deserve that...
Can I request a (USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST) on that one?
"tracy to op anyway"
Do you want Red text, Blue text, or green text?
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?">tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"
I didn't mean ban,... I was just gonna use more artistic license
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.
>>16685>eurofag got banned
Deserved for that steaming pile of shit
can me help in some way?
"Uhhh, when tracy gets back, knock her out with a hammer"
"I don't know what kind of ideal my faggot had with that post, but I'd stab him if I could reach his plane."
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?
It was a three minute ban and we used to use 1 second bans on the /test/ board for red messages, but okay>>16690
"I already hit her with a hammer">>16691
"You better accept petting"
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.
>>16692>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?
She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing
*ashamed mod noises*
Yes! Be a good waifu for your Flashy!
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things
But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff
>>16705You make it look like so much fun. I wanted to try it just once.
>>16706When you put it that way...
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
Shit, that happened to me too. I was using a throwaway IP though, but still..
Please accept my apology. The fault is mine, and I am truly sorry. I just wanted cheek.
>>16710>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.>I just wanted cheek
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
>>16713>That was the day waifu thief died…
Then wtf is this >>16609
>>16712I think Aasimar is better just because personal taste, but do what you like.
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
Was that the infamous /mlpol/ post? Many keks were had that day.>>16716
If admins browse, I hope that they do kek rightily.
Was what the famous /mlpol/ post?
I seem to have forgotten, but I'm sure it involved 7's
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
Wuz talking about trips tbh
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
Am i done making my character?
I think you have enough to start, but it's up to GM
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
Sounds good to me.
Character development is done thru. banter anyway.
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
Im glad to be playing.
GM, how long does it take for a character to learn a language?
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
>>16731>intending on using the elves as a resource
That's the spirit!
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
Nothing i can think of really.
.. Where did you get that from?
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
Thanks.DD is a joke of a PrC, upon closer inspection anyway.
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
I hope ill be entertaing
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
"Its really not all that exciting," Lenos quips.
That sunk in as soon I saw there was also zero spell progression in the class...
"Yeah, if you're not already a spellcaster, ur not going anywhere." >L
Thez and i are gonna bang when?
>>16748>He thinks he'll survive it
>>16743>Allowing a war resource to escape
Nah>What would they be useful for
Tourcil suggested they be archers>>16748
Do you want to get grappled? Because that is how you get grappled
[1d20 = 20]>>16751>>16748
adorable filly Aprentice.
You could have rolled a 2 and won>>16753>this is our Paladin
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
>>16757>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>>16758>implying hes used them righteously
im sorry papa Adolf.
>>16760>>16758>Implying the fight against Judeo-Bolshevism won't require every resource we can muster
The whole of Germany needed to mobilize. We shall need the same
Why did you delete all of those posts? That was one of the funniest posts I've read on here
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
Maybe Tracy had a pure heart all along...
They're a bunch non-combatant of elf girls: they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea at best.>>16770Purer than yours, evidently
At least she unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess.
>>16771>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
It's a game that's only really on on weekends, so it's pretty neat that he's here as often as he is. But it's late at night>>16774
What are you talking about? Of course we can have knife eared
laborers poor our tea after expanding Football and the American way to new realms
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?lol black knights ftw
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16778I know. I just like pushing your buttons.
I wish you had read the speech I had written for Korak.>tfw still no pony waifu to rule your empire with
I think you mean scissor>>16749
Physically, she'll be fine>>16775
Neat? And here I was worried it might seem creepy.>>16777
At this point, finding out where they're even from will be difficult. "Leave it out" as they say in bongland.
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
What kind of sports do elves play in their homeland anyway? Just archery?
Does horse have a writen form?>>16782
GM, can Mr. Snek have stats?
>>16784>Does horse have a written form?
Just ask Twilight.
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
Korak's Magic heavy shield activated by a ring
Finally found the post >>15289 →>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
To answer your question, they're Bracers of Armor +3.
>>16789>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never
getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will
Looks like normal cursive>>16790>>16791
If I'm understanding right, this isn't like torc's shield where it hovers around him, this is more of an "unfolding shield" thats just magic.
Pretty sure a horse can't use that>you are never getting your American flag back.
What flag even is that?
>>16792>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
>>16792>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
You got a bigger version, so I can actually see what it looks like?>>16796
I only took the pistols, so Torc's good.
Oh that remides me, GM can lenos modify the pistols?
Gib South Sudanese People's Liberation Army flag, with caption being "gorilla".
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
"You have no idea just what fun I have planned for you over these next few months, Flashy"
Ooga booga! Gib flag nao!
what kind of nigger cuck would unironically draw an image like this?
>>16806Ikr. Wtf. It practically promotes white genocide, particularly South African farmers.
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
>>16808>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
Torc goes into town looking for a gypsy, potion maker, or even better witch doctor
infernuis also go look for gypsies.
and while im at it ill find all the jews but ben.
I dunno, I'll have to do some digging.>>16784
Cuz horses write and shit>>16786
Better actually. A normal heavy shield is +2, and this is a +2 shield, vs the +3 Bracers.>>16795
I never said no bracers>>16798
That's just creepy
Does Torc find a potion shop?
did we round up the gypsies?
Are you unironically going to play as Tracy?
are you tracys faggot?
Nah I need a potion
after you get one will you help?
Yes. Unless of course he want to do it that
Haven't you already been to the magewares shop? I don't recall if it had a name or not.
i didnt think this was a flag of a real country. what country is that. looks like they are some communist satellite state, but they do have nice uniforms.
I just need a potion damnit
Care to be more specific?
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"This isn't for the reason you think
You're going to make me dig through past threads aren't you. e_e
is it a penis potion?
"Comes in a little bottle, cop broke my last one"
"Believe it was labeled...
I feel like an idiot for failing to get this joke...
Well then, explain it to me like I'm retarded.
Torc doesn't want it for himself
He has soeething better in mind
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
I really could unironically change places for a week.
so about those gypsies.
"Where are they...."
I don't recall ever saying there were gypsies
so no undesirables hanging around?
You mean aside from Godzilla and the nerd?
"Been feeling like a flop with chicks Tourcil?">>16845
"You're not just looking for gypsies. You're going to need a specific gypsy. Madame Rue. She's on 34th and Vine"
"It's not for me, but you'll see">>16851
That fight starts on friday
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
Yes. I never said time was stalled
Okay. Can I fix those grenades onto arrow heads?
I'd also like to cook some potions.
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
He then teleports it to Lenos
I already said he couldn't do that.>>16857
K, but not tonight>>16860
You'll need the requisite feat
You never responded?>58
Wasn't planning on it
your gonna roofie troll?
Except for that one>>16814
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
Oh.. Makes a lot more sense now that I think of it.
I guess those bombs never actually got made either then..>>16867
No problem at all, m8. I didn't even notice anything.
I'm feeling salty too>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
I need something
done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this threadhttps://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this threadhttps://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html
You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
That thing was Vorpal too? Are you sure about that?
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
And how could I have forgotten that you took the Bowler hat as well. An item that perfectly negates the counter measures I had tried to bring in to your kikery
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
No, but it has an insane number of powers. Be satisfied with it. >>15227 →>>16883
I don't want it for me, I want you to stop claiming all of Inferius's items
>>16884>claiming all of Inferius's items
>>16885>reflagging university IPs
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
It was flagged two days ago dumbass. You just started using it again
All I want and wanted is some tiny thing like "okay I'll stop." That's all. Nothing more
Ah, sorry slipped my mind>>16865
Thats fine, salt is life so idc
It's probably for the best that you don't try to roofie Troll
>>16887>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic)
; it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
Just tell me, why are you so malevolent?
>>16896Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
>>16899Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
>>16900Then I guess we're both salty.
>>16901can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
>>16902>stop trying to troll in GameI won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>>16903Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
>>16903you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of thatadmittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
>>16902Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
>>16906Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
>>16905True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).>>16904>hiding potential waifusBefriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
>>16908okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
>>16908> to justify not harming your charactershe's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
>>16909>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.>as a cauchemar. That's harmfulShe was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.>she got a sword drawn on herI'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
Guys can you please cut the drama :/
I would prefer this as well...
Fuck off Anon.>>16913
Then please don't start drama by using the game to piss me off. That's all I've been asking you for for three days now. That's all I have been asking
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
>>16915>I don't want to have my character die.>Implying she won't keep you alive and kicking
why dont you join in on the drama anon?
>>16917>alive and Rapeable
It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
>>16911>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?>>16919>>16917
Oh, you two will regret thatTorc buys a third bottle of charm potion
its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
Pretty sure you
are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars>potionsYou really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
>>16923>implying I'll spike your drink
Eh, who cares>>16925
Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help>>16928
thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
Thats what you think>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me>>16932
Idk, I just hope I can buy three
so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
depends on what it is.
You know nothing peasent
Actually, give me a minute
Yes but what did you give Torc?
"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
Torc does not have trading cards>hides rare pepes
That's a homebrew spell, m8.>>16944
"Ugh, sure maybe."Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards.
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.
hang on let me find the correct spell.
That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?>Good Cleric using ebil spells
[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's my
GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
Well praise Kek for that shit
>>16949>Why so grouchy
"hormones.">how are your legs?
[1d12 = 8]>>16955
Ah fuck this shit
*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way.">>16953
"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
>>16960>runs>>16961>Hitler from confiscating his super powers
That would be intresting
>>16961>implying Hitler would mind if i infected an Anglo with a disease.
"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"
"I gotta go take my vitamins!"
*disappears and fucks off*
"Would you like Mr. Snek to protect you? He beat Infernius once already"
Reeeeeeree!!!! You were too slow Inferius!
"Damn it Tourcil this is in your best interests too"
>>16968>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
i cant help if my faggot is afk
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
What did he mean by this?
I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!!!
Also you said you were ticking over Tracy too
[1d20 = 2]>>16973
chases and tackle grapples.
Infetius! Grapple-Shackle this Anglo bastard! He's up to no good!
It means that as soon as Torc has to send his snake out to do a task or be a plot device, we'll all realize that he's suddenly become much easier to grapple.>>16973>implying you even know where she went
*pony ears twitch from undisclosed location*
Pretty sure that roll succeeds
[1d20 = 6]>>16979
Grapple shackles torc
[1d20 = 18]>>16983
Inferius! I'll grapple the nerd while you take his pet.
He shackled you first bitch!
*loots charm potions from shackled nerd*
[1d20 = 3]>>16988>subsonic ree-ing
"MR. SNEK, HELP"
Roll for Mr. Snek oo grapple Trump
[1d20 = 9]>>16989
[1d20 = 11]>>16989
*tries to escape and RUNS*
[3d20 = 46]>>16984>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've
*cackles like a madmare*
[1d20 = 6]>>16993
Oh no you don't! That second vanishing will cost you a second round!
you cant teleport tracy dimensional anchor is in effect.
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
Is that an area of effect spell? Also, shackle HER
>>16997>RUNS LIKE HELL
"I'm fast as fuck, boy"
Yes, but you had at least one potion taken from you while you were restrained
[2d20 = 15]>>16994>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
it is an aoe, shackles tracy.
You want to grapple me? While Inferius is still here? Okay
>>17004>is still grappled
Fug! Have your round..>>17003
Don't you need a skill for that?>>17005>>17006
"I should've killed you when I had the chance!"
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
[1d20 = 2]>>17003
"LEAVE HER ALONE"
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.>Doctor infernuis therapy session
>>17008>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
me let you go and this is how you repay me?
Don't let her go Inferius! Cast Mark of Justice or Geas on Tracy while you can!
"Tracy, SING STOP IN THE NAME LOVE"
why we do this trump?
"You faggot, we're trying to help!"
[2d20 = 16]>>17009>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.
Gib specific act to forbid.>>17012
*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
Your balls still took damage though.
"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
That's three acts! Name one.
we are doing the right thing here right?
"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
[1d20 = 5]>>17025
*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
where are your finger?
"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
[reeeeeeeing pony noises]>>17035
good, i g2g
[1d20 = 1]>>17033
punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?>>17037
Good move, but that roll
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
"We'll get 'em next time."
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
i didn't fall on anybody.
Vocab assignment: hypothetical>>17052
"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
>>17054No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
>>17056>Torc teleports back
"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
"I don't know yet. But just wait"
we've waited long enough.
"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.
>>17066It's friendly stabbing.
"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.
We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.
Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.
But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.
Now please, help, or stand aside"
"Also this. I tried to do something more than be a friend - to be a father for her foal. What did I get? Charged at, then stalked, then kicked."
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
"Bob is the ethereal green composite bow that follows Tracy around."
"O-okay...">>17076>pic for BobReeeeeeee! None of the other players were supposed to hear about the lair! Is sekrit!
>>17079>calling someone else a traitor>>17076
"Any chance we can get Bob to share more info?"
"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.>>17080
"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the bow
did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
The faggots arrive>>17073
Hell, hell is going on
Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek before he states the stats of snek>>17083>white-knights
I prefer the term tartan-knight
"What else should I know?"
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
"Wow... That's... That's a lot"
"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
[1d20 = 20]>>17093
"So you enslaved him as a helper?">>17094
"We will help you sleep"
[1d20 = 3]>>17094>perfect grapple
"Um,... what're you doing I'nis?"
>>17096>rolled a three
"Please refrain from attacking Inferius. He knows precisely
what he is doing"
me and trump help tracy.
>>17098>Telling Thez what she can do with her bullfriend
You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
"Do you have any idea what's been going on?">>17097
*Spray bottles pony*
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
I don't remember taking it off, but she would've put it back.
Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
[1d20 = 3]>>17105
Trump explain thez why.
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
"Well... that was unexpected. Shackle her by the way"
I was referring to the mask: she would've put it back.
[2d20 = 29]>>17112
K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
"damn me good."
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*>>17117
"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers>>17128
"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
Definitely mentioning this later>>17132
*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back.">>17137
"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
"Can you fix Tracy?"
"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important.">>17140
Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Trumpaladin tries to start
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
"I think she might have fallen asleep"He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes
Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!""I'm hoping its for >rape"
"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality">>17154
"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it. Whatever THAT means."
"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable">>17158
Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
He runs from that shit tooSorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).>>17162
Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay
you can >rape later
>>17163At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done>>17166
Uh... does that help fix her brain?>>17167
Wat. How are we turning her gay?>>17168
She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
What effect would a snek have in this situation?
Should probably tie her>>17173
Does he want to help us?
[1d20 = 18]>>17174
Roll for Plague of Frogs
Yes, definitely tie her.>>17173
Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
Inside the tower? God dammit,....
[3d20 = 24]>>17175>>17175
Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
[1d20 = 14]>>17178
NO SMASH SNEK
Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
bestow curse -6 int
[3d20 = 25]>>17179>>17180
What is that attack?
Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
Top. Fucking. Kek.>>17183
"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
>>17187>mark of justice
You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
how is this any thing like that?
The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
"If you have a better way!"
>>17199I know. We need Tracy's faggot, but he's not here
As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand>>17198
But he doesn't look back>>17199
RIP in peace GM
>>17201>rest in peace in peace
"If you have a better way, I am listening"
Not said loudly enough to really be heard
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...>>17160
>>17204Not everyone takes the Game so personally
>>17205Says the man who said he would ban Tracy's faggot because he didn't like her playstyle
>>17205Nah, it's unrelated childhood crap
>>17206Yeah I was verbatim quoting his ban appeal message from this morning for the irony>>17207Oh... We can do it differently if you don't like this set up
>>17208NO!!! I'm a big boi nao! I don't need trigger accommodations!
Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
"Tracy, I shall ask again
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.
"... I.. I'm not sure.. It's just that.. this it what I am, and.. that's not going to change at all any time.."
*looks at the ground*>>17216>belonging
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
>Torc stops in the doorway
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
"Sure. She doesn't trust me anyways"
Okay, I'm really fucking curious now
Where the hell diid the trips go?
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
"Worse, he might stop playing altogether." ._.
".... That would make sense..."
*looks back at the ground*
"Listen Tracy, I don't like this either. But will you try, for your foal?"
>>17231>>17232>tfw you could never say this so effectively>>17234>I don't like you being asked to not stab other party members
Where is Inferius to kick your ass?
"... I'd do literally anything
for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
>>17236A cute if somewhat stabby pony up until the transformation
Thats not what I meant>>17236
"Listen, you may never know you really where in the past. But what matters here is who you are
. Soon you'll be a mother, and hopfully married to (the somewhat annoying) Trupadlin.
But most of all, You are Tracy cage, and who you want to be"
>>17237You understand the least, it seems.
Where's Infernius? Did he 'fall asleep'' too?
>>17239Then I guess I don't
Tourcil can I answer some of these pwease
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
>>17243To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
>>17238>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't
there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all
I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
I'm too fucking tired to type out the touching story I had planned, so expect garbage.
"Do they remember the one known as "Scruffy?"?
>>17248pwease gib touching story
>>17250This>>17247If you wanna wait until later/morning/w/e its fine, but don't hesitate to get uber-creative
>>17245Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."
Who you want
to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
>>17252>>17251I'm afraid I might forget it after waking up, but I really want to just go to bed... *reeees weakly*...
"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
>>17256>>17254Who tf is scruffy? I'm confused>>17255
Write down the bones, then meat it up tomorrow.
I'm leaving for the night, see y'all
>>17258Scruffy was an evil 4chan Janitor named "Yetsurday" who lead a purge of /mlp/ in 2013. It broke the spirit of the board
>>17258Yeesh, even I know of the scruffening
>>17260I know right. I'm a newfag
Yeah, sorry: I can't do this tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to explain why it's so important for Tracy to offend or harm everyone she meets, and why she'd be practically nothing if she stayed who she really was. Then I'll give her reaction, if I remember it.
I'm just too physically ill to stay up for a third entire night in a row.
Thez smiles and sniffs. "Its okay. Take care of yourself, but try to take care of your friends too K?"
>>17262She's gonna have to make at least one exception to that rule...
>>17261I bet I'm more of a newfag, at least as far as chan-boards are concerned
>>17265Lol, I promise you I have you beat
>>17266I'll take that bet, but lets discretely test at a later time
Norway filly and Taylor Swift, I would like to hear from you ITT if you plan on participating on Saturday. Don't feel obligated or pressured, I am just looking to see if/how to integrate your characters. If you prefer to lurk and observe (or decline entirely) that's fine, no judgements or criticisms, but this next session is going to be as intense as I am able to affect. Additionally, (esp. wrt Norway) I want to assess how early we will need to start so to coordinate with and accommodate divergent timezones. I have no qualms with doing so, but I also don't know the schedules and responsibilities of current players. I hope you decide to join, either this session or future sessions, and we'll go from there.
Inis's faggot got side tracked with apple whiskey. Sorry guys.
Specifically im sorry to thez and her faggot.
>>17261>>17260>>17259Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack>>17262
10 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her>>17267>>17265>>17266I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/
No worries, I passed out in the middle of a game session once remember?>>17271>10 shekels
take that bet, but I DO win the other. ^_^
>this thread is the first damned thing I think about when I wake up
Mlpol in general, but ^this in particular
Where is Tracy? I want to finish this!
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
Me too, I eagerly anticipate reading what she has to say, and not in a trollish sense.
I wish i could say this wasn't one of the first things, but I don't like lying>>17276>>17277
Gib bakstry plz
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
Where did we leave off again?
You were explaining yourself to all
>>17261>>17265>>17271Reeee! Why are you all newfags. You're not going to get any of my ancient/obscure references to elder /b/ and /co/
Not really, just readable
>>17281I've got a savvy resource
Fug, I really don't want to do this.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.
>>17281I'm just fine with everyone here being newfags. It means I am less bullied
>>17284You don't have to do it, just agree to not be openly hostile, or really secretly hostile, towards the rest of the group and everything is fine
Let's take this a step back first.
What's the quick rundown current situation, altogether?My memory is fucked.>>17286>pic
Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed
Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
Wait, wat?My memory really is fucked.
Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
>>17290>make Tracy more friendly>Tracy>Friendly>make
Wtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
Take your time, my mug came today ^_^>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world
Friendship is non-negotiable, anon
The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed. It will end
In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.
Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
>>17294>GM lives in Seahawks-ville
Oh, the real fun is yet to come
>tfw you wake up from a literal coma and it looks like your character is about to be lobotomized, but you don't even remember how you got here or what you'll do from now on
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!
Just think of it as your character being raped by magic and friendship.
"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab enemies
) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
Okay. No promises; I hate promises (spoils the surprise/tension of the game).