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Casual Nuts
lTXWR
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No.16605
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
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No.16607
Spoilered

Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16608
16610 16613 16615
>turns Mr. Snek into my familier
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16609
16714
Reminder
>>16000 → >>8888 → >>9999 → >>10000 →
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16610
16613 16615
>>16608
ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16611
16612
*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
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No.16612
16614
>>16611
[Accepting pony noises]
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16613
16622
>>16610
Ayyy
>>16608
What would a familier do for Torc?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16614
>>16612
"D'aww"

*Pets Pony*

You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures
Anonymous
4Ybsr
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No.16615
16616 16617 16618
1455128279578.jpg
>>16610
>>16608

i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16616
1577956__safe_artist-colon-skitter_edit_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_absurd res_age regression_angry_cute_female_filly_floppy ears_frow.jpeg
>>16615
Shoo
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16617
16619 16621
>>16615
why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16618
ur59ndm8nb7z.jpg
>>16615
>jew
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
4Ybsr
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No.16619
16620
jumping on dead jews.jpg
>>16617

i dont live in or near berlin, are there?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16620
16628
>>16619
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)
Martin the Destroyer
rRF9p
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No.16621
16623 16628
QDyvjCTk0jMyey6104nGZcsiJv7VrGlr1LHgIu3POT4.jpg
>>16617
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16622
16624
>>16613
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16623
>>16621
I can't pet that
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16624
16625 16629
>>16622
Sick. This will be nice.
"Hi Mr. Snek"
>spell sharing
This will be amazing
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16625
16626 16627
>>16624
i step on snek.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16626
>>16625
I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16627
>>16625
No step on snek
Anonymous
4Ybsr
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No.16628
16630 16633
hitler laughing at gay russia.jpg
>>16620

Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.

>>16621

I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16629
16631
>>16624
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16630
16640
>>16628
why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16631
16632
>>16629
Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16632
16634
>>16631
Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.
Martin the Destroyer
rRF9p
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No.16633
16640
maxresdefault.jpg
>>16628
>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right side of history.'
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16634
16635
>>16632
Thats works
No one is getting the staff refernce, KEK
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16635
16636 16637
>>16634
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16636
16637 16653
>>16635
Finally
Yep
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16637
16638 16641 16647
>>16635
The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.
>>16636
Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16638
16641 16642
>>16637
Is my character in the story yet?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16639
16643
>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
Anonymous
4Ybsr
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No.16640
16647
afd chan lügenpresse.jpg
>>16630

German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.

>>16633

I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.

Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16641
16642
>>16637
Suuure you did

Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog
>>16638
Who are you?

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16642
16645
>>16638
Taylor Swift I presume?
>>16641
I don't need your approval to know I'm right
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16643
16644 16646
>>16639
passage?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16644
16650
>>16643
Uhhhh
Gofuckyourself 420:69
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16645
1388120809672-800x445.jpg.cf.jpg
>>16642

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16646
16655
>>16643
The space marine then?
Martin the Destroyer
rRF9p
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No.16647
16648 16653 16654
3b1bd96c509bd71a94f54c59e060405ea2b4602300d3225795c0e48b3996bfdb.jpg
>>16637
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16648
16649
>>16647
>abyssal
Latin
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16649
16651
>>16648
Literally just Latin?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16650
16657
BYxQS2-CcAIt3ri.jpg
>>16644

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16651
16652 16656
>>16649
Ur surprised?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16652
>>16651
yes.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16653
>>16647
If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you

>>16636
I thought that was obvious though
Anonymous
4Ybsr
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No.16654
16659
>>16647

good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16655
526523_900.jpg.cf.jpg
>>16646

Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16656
16658
>>16651
Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16657
>>16650
Exodus 4
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16658
16659 16660
>>16656
>Demons speaking Latin is original
There's a reason Exorcisms are in Latin
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16659
16661 16662
>>16654
The whole board laughed in their faces when they had the audacity to show themselves there.
>>16658
It had sort of a Roman/Catholic ironic element. Thought it'd make sense that the demons would adopt the language of the Romans as a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16660
>>16658
Je ne parle pas latin
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16661
16663
>>16659
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16662
16664
>>16659
>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God to speak to Man
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16663
>>16661
You could call it the first globalist language
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16664
>>16662
This is accurate
Go ahead take quads you faggots, idc
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16665
Claiming... Something
Martin The Destroyer
rRF9p
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No.16666
16668 16669 16670
a3344064282_10.jpg
'Nothing Will stop us!'

USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16667
boop
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16668
16671
>>16666
This sucks ass
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16669
16673
Really.gif
>>16666
That's like ban-worthy
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16670
16673
>>16666
For shame
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16671
16682
>>16668
how bad did this fuck up the meme-space continuum?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16672
This will have consequences
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16673
16674
>>16669
I couldn't help myself... It was even Satanic..
>boop
>>16670
Make him the next boss after Soros, so we can put him away forever.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16674
16675
>>16673
>nerfed
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16675
16677
>>16674
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I guess I deserve that...
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16676
16678
Can I request a (USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST) on that one?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16677
>>16675
"tracy to op anyway"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16678
16679
>>16676
Do you want Red text, Blue text, or green text?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16679
16680
>>16678
Red
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16680
16681
>>16679
Done
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16681
16683
>>16680
/)
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16682
16688
>>16671
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16683
16684
1218460__safe_artist-colon-heartscharm_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-starlight blossom_banhammer_cute_simple background_solo_transparent bac.png
>>16681
(\\
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16684
16685 16689
>>16683
I didn't mean ban,... I was just gonna use more artistic license
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16685
16686 16687 16692
RainbowShrug.png
>>16684
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16686
16697
>>16685
unban?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16687
>>16685
>eurofag got banned
Deserved for that steaming pile of shit
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16688
16690 16691
>>16682
can me help in some way?
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16689
16712
>>16684
Race for taylor.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Angel_(3.5e_Race)
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16690
16691 16695
>>16688
"Uhhh, when tracy gets back, knock her out with a hammer"
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
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No.16691
16693 16694 16695
>>16690
>>16688
"I don't know what kind of ideal my faggot had with that post, but I'd stab him if I could reach his plane."
*braces self*
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16692
16695 16698
>>16685
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16693
16696
>>16691
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16694
>>16691
pets pone
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16695
>>16692
It was a three minute ban and we used to use 1 second bans on the /test/ board for red messages, but okay

>>16690
"I already hit her with a hammer"

>>16691
"You better accept petting"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16696
16697 16700 16701
>>16693
Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16697
16703
>>16696
>>16686
It was three minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
Stupid Nerd
rRF9p
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No.16698
16702
sea feels.jpg
>>16692
>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16699
16701
She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16700
>>16696
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16701
Rarity_is_ashamed_S1E20.png
>>16696
>>16699
*ashamed mod noises*
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16702
16704
>>16698
Yes! Be a good waifu for your Flashy!
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16703
16705
>>16697
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.
Stupid Nerd
rRF9p
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No.16704
16705
>>16702
"... ok.."
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16705
16706 16708
>>16704
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*

>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things

But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff
Stupid Nerd
rRF9p
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No.16706
16707
>>16705
You make it look like so much fun. I wanted to try it just once.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16707
>>16706
When you put it that way...
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16708
16709 16713
>>16705
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
Stupid Nerd
rRF9p
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No.16709
16710 16713
we all know dat feel.png
>>16708
Shit, that happened to me too. I was using a throwaway IP though, but still..
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16710
16711
BroncMcFeels.png
>>16709
Please accept my apology. The fault is mine, and I am truly sorry. I just wanted cheek.
Stupid Nerd
rRF9p
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No.16711
>>16710
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16712
16715
>>16689
Interesting Template.
hmCvg
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No.16713
16714 16717
>>16708
>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.

The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
\r
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16714
16716
>>16713
>That was the day waifu thief died…
Then wtf is this >>16609 ?
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16715
>>16712
I think Aasimar is better just because personal taste, but do what you like.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16716
16717
>>16714
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16717
16718
>>16713
Was that the infamous /mlpol/ post? Many keks were had that day.
>>16716
If admins browse, I hope that they do kek rightily.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16718
16719
>>16717
Was what the famous /mlpol/ post?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16719
16720
>>16718
I seem to have forgotten, but I'm sure it involved 7's
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16720
16721
>>16719
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16721
16722
>>16720
Wuz talking about trips tbh
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16722
16723
>>16721
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16723
16725
>>16722
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16725
16726 16727 16728 16729
>>16724
>>16723
Am i done making my character?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16726
>>16725
I think you have enough to start, but it's up to GM
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16727
>>16725
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16728
>>16725
Sounds good to me.
Character development is done thru. banter anyway.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16729
16730
>>16725
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16730
16732
>>16729
Im glad to be playing.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16731
16734 16735
GM, how long does it take for a character to learn a language?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16732
16736
>>16730
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16733
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16734
16737
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>>16731
>intending on using the elves as a resource
That's the spirit!
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16735
16739
>>16731
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16736
16740 16744
>>16732
Nothing i can think of really.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16737
16738 16741
>>16734
>Implying
.. Where did you get that from?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16738
16743 16784
>>16737
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16739
>>16735
Thanks.
DD is a joke of a PrC, upon closer inspection anyway.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16740
16742
>>16736
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.16741
>>16737
Am I wrong?
Anonymous
3apOC
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No.16742
>>16740
I hope ill be entertaing
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16743
16745 16750
>>16738
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16744
16748
>>16736
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16745
16746
>>16743
"Its really not all that exciting," Lenos quips.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.16746
16747
>>16745
That sunk in as soon I saw there was also zero spell progression in the class...
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.16747
>>16746
"Yeah, if you're not already a spellcaster, ur not going anywhere." >L
Anonymous
3apOC
?
No.16748
16749 16750 16752 16781
>>16744
Thez and i are gonna bang when?
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16749
16781
>>16748
>He thinks he'll survive it
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16750
16751
>>16743
>Allowing a war resource to escape
Nah
>What would they be useful for
Tourcil suggested they be archers

>>16748
Do you want to get grappled? Because that is how you get grappled
Anonymous
3apOC
?
No.16751
16752
>>16750
Thats the plan ;)
plPDv
?
No.16752
16757
[1d20 = 20]
>>16751
>>16748
Grapple!!
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16756
16759
>>16755
adorable filly Aprentice.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16757
16758 16782
>>16752
You could have rolled a 2 and won

>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK

By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?

>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16758
16760 16762 16763
>>16757
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16759
16761
b82.jpg
>>16756

Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16760
16762
>>16758
>implying hes used them righteously
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16761
>>16759
im sorry papa Adolf.
hmCvg
?
No.16762
16767
>>16760
>>16758
>Implying the fight against Judeo-Bolshevism won't require every resource we can muster
The whole of Germany needed to mobilize. We shall need the same
\r
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16763
16764
>>16758
Why did you delete all of those posts? That was one of the funniest posts I've read on here
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16764
16765
>>16763
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16765
16768
>>16764
I don't have them
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16767
>>16762
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16768
16770
>>16765
Sorry then.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16769
16771
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16770
16771
>>16768
Maybe Tracy had a pure heart all along...
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16771
16773
>>16769
They're a bunch non-combatant of elf girls: they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea at best.
>>16770
Purer than yours, evidently
At least she unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess.
Anonymous
3apOC
?
No.16772
16775 16776
Whered the gm go?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16773
>>16771
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!

>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16774
16775

>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16775
16777 16781
>>16772
It's a game that's only really on on weekends, so it's pretty neat that he's here as often as he is. But it's late at night

>>16774
What are you talking about? Of course we can have knife eared slaves laborers poor our tea after expanding Football and the American way to new realms
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16776
>>16772
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16777
16778 16780 16781
>>16775
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16778
16779
>>16777
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.

tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16779
16780
>>16778
I know. I just like pushing your buttons.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16780
>>16779
>>16777
I wish you had read the speech I had written for Korak.

>tfw still no pony waifu to rule your empire with
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16781
>>16748
I think you mean scissor
>>16749
Physically, she'll be fine
>>16775
Neat? And here I was worried it might seem creepy.
>>16777
At this point, finding out where they're even from will be difficult. "Leave it out" as they say in bongland.

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16782
16783 16784
>>16757
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16783
16814
>>16782
What kind of sports do elves play in their homeland anyway? Just archery?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16784
16785 16814
>>16738
Does horse have a writen form?
>>16782
GM, can Mr. Snek have stats?
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16785
16792
1554756__safe_screencap_twilight sparkle_once upon a zeppelin_spoiler-colon-s07e22_alicorn_animated_bored_floppy ears_gif_magic_paper_paperwork_pen_pon.gif
>>16784
>Does horse have a written form?
Just ask Twilight.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16786
16787 16790 16814
Wait

Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16787
16788
>>16786
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16788
16789
>>16787
Korak's Magic heavy shield activated by a ring
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16789
16791
>>16788
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16790
16792
>>16786
To answer your question, they're Bracers of Armor +3.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16791
16792 16800
>>16789
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.

You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16792
16793 16795
>>16791
>>16785
Looks like normal cursive
>>16790
>>16791
If I'm understanding right, this isn't like torc's shield where it hovers around him, this is more of an "unfolding shield" thats just magic.
Pretty sure a horse can't use that
>you are never getting your American flag back.
What flag even is that?

Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16793
16794 16798
>>16792
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
Ej2mp
?
No.16794
16795
>>16793
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
\r
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16795
16796 16814
>>16792
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16796
16797 16798
>>16795
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...

The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
Anonymous
3apOC
?
No.16797
>>16796
*Queen taylor
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16798
16799 16814
>>16793
You got a bigger version, so I can actually see what it looks like?
>>16796
I only took the pistols, so Torc's good.
Oh that remides me, GM can lenos modify the pistols?
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16799
pla.flag.jpg
>>16798
Found it.
Mrs. Sentry
rRF9p
?
No.16800
16801 16802
275px-Flag_of_the_SPLA_(2011_to_present).svg.png
>>16791
Gib South Sudanese People's Liberation Army flag, with caption being "gorilla".
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16801
16802
1200px-Flag_of_the_SPLA_(2011_to_present).svg.png
>>16800
Bigger.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16802
16803
>>16800
>>16801
Nigger
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.16803
16804
>>16802
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
Mrs. Sentry
Ej2mp
?
No.16804
16805 16814 16817
image.jpeg
>>16803
"You have no idea just what fun I have planned for you over these next few months, Flashy"
John Garang de Mabior
rRF9p
?
No.16805
16806 16808
450563__grimdark_artist-colon-chiapetofdoom_applejack_zecora_africa_african_afrikaner_anthro_applejack (male)_blood_boer_commando_drawfag_earth pon.jpg
>>16804
Ooga booga! Gib flag nao!
Anonymous
4Ybsr
?
No.16806
16807
1499036155892.png
>>16805

what kind of nigger cuck would unironically draw an image like this?
John Garang de Mabior
rRF9p
?
No.16807
>>16806
Ikr. Wtf. It practically promotes white genocide, particularly South African farmers.
Ej2mp
?
No.16808
16809
image.jpeg
>>16805
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
\r
John Garang de Mabior
rRF9p
?
No.16809
16810 16875
main_900.jpg
>>16808
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
Ej2mp
?
No.16810
16811
image.jpeg
>>16809
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
\r
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16811
16812
>>16810
Torc goes into town looking for a gypsy, potion maker, or even better witch doctor
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16812
16813
>>16811
infernuis also go look for gypsies.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16813
>>16812
and while im at it ill find all the jews but ben.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16814
16815 16866
>Questions
>>16783
I dunno, I'll have to do some digging.
>>16784
Cuz horses write and shit
>>16786
Better actually. A normal heavy shield is +2, and this is a +2 shield, vs the +3 Bracers.
>>16795
I never said no bracers
>>16798
Nope, sorry
>>16804
That's just creepy
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16815
16816 16823
>>16814
Does Torc find a potion shop?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16816
16819
>>16815
did we round up the gypsies?
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16817
16818 16824 16844
pla-2.jpg
>>16804
Are you unironically going to play as Tracy?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16818
16821
>>16817
are you tracys faggot?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16819
16820
>>16816
Nah I need a potion
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16820
16822
>>16819
after you get one will you help?
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16821
16824
7427ea21079d14dba35d01.jpg
>>16818
Yes. Unless of course he want to do it that badly.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16822
>>16820
"F-fine"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16823
16825 16828
>>16815
Haven't you already been to the magewares shop? I don't recall if it had a name or not.

Anonymous
4Ybsr
?
No.16824
16827
1419383187811.jpg
>>16817
>>16821

i didnt think this was a flag of a real country. what country is that. looks like they are some communist satellite state, but they do have nice uniforms.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16825
16826
>>16823
I just need a potion damnit
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16826
16829
>>16825
Care to be more specific?
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16827
>>16824
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16828
>>16823
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16829
16830 16831
>>16826
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16830
16832
>>16829
You're going to make me dig through past threads aren't you. e_e
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16831
16833
>>16829
is it a penis potion?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16832
16833 16834 16836
>>16830
"Comes in a little bottle, cop broke my last one"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16833
16835
>>16832
>>16831

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16834
16835
>>16832
>_<
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16835
16853
>>16833
>>16834
"Believe it was labeled...
No. 9"
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16836
16837
chinese  People's Liberation Army Naval Air Force (PLANAF) plaaf pla navy pla sexy hot female women girl soldier troop officer marine  beauty (3).jpg
>>16832
I feel like an idiot for failing to get this joke...
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16837
16838 16839
>>16836
As you shoul
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16838
16841
>>16837
>_<#
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16839
16840
New Haircut.jpg
>>16837
Well then, explain it to me like I'm retarded.
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16840
New Haircut.jpg
>>16839
Fixed
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16841
16842
>>16838
Torc doesn't want it for himself
He has soeething better in mind
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16842
16843 16845
>>16841
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16843
16845
>>16842
That'll do
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16844
New Haircut1.jpg
>>16817
I really could unironically change places for a week.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16845
16846 16847 16853
>>16843
>>16842
so about those gypsies.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16846
>>16845
"Where are they...."
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16847
16849 16850
>>16845
I don't recall ever saying there were gypsies
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16848
*wakes up*
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16849
16851
>>16847
so no undesirables hanging around?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16850
>>16847
Well there are now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ixvsV-ahI0
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16851
16852 16854
>>16849
You mean aside from Godzilla and the nerd?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16852
>>16851
yea...
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16853
16854
>>16835
"Been feeling like a flop with chicks Tourcil?"

>>16845
"You're not just looking for gypsies. You're going to need a specific gypsy. Madame Rue. She's on 34th and Vine"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16854
16855
>>16853
Ayyy
"It's not for me, but you'll see"
>>16851
That fight starts on friday
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16855
16856
redistribute waifus.jpg
>>16854
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16856
16857 16858
>>16855
Yes. I never said time was stalled
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16857
16859 16863
>>16856
Okay. Can I fix those grenades onto arrow heads?
I'd also like to cook some potions.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16858
16862 16863 16865
>>16856
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
Ej2mp
?
No.16859
16860 16861
>>16857
You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
\r
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16860
16863
>>16859
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16861
>>16859
this
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16862
16863
>>16858
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16863
16864 16869
>>16862
I already said he couldn't do that.
>>16857
No
>>16858
K, but not tonight
>>16860
You'll need the requisite feat
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16864
16866
>>16863
>62
When?
You never responded?
>58
Wasn't planning on it

Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16865
16891
>>16858
your gonna roofie troll?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16866
16870 16891
>>16864
Except for that one
>>16814

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16867
16869 16870 16891
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
Waifu's Liberation Army
rRF9p
?
No.16869
16871 16877
I can own this.jpg
>>16863
Oh.. Makes a lot more sense now that I think of it.
I guess those bombs never actually got made either then..
>>16867
No problem at all, m8. I didn't even notice anything.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16870
16872
>>16867
I'm feeling salty too

>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.

If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.

There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16871
>>16869
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16872
16873 16874
>>16870
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
Ej2mp
?
No.16873
16876
>>16872
Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
\r
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16874
16876
>>16872
I need something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
Ej2mp
?
No.16875
16876
>>16809
I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
\r
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.16876
>>16873
>>16874
>>16875
Loud and clear
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16877
16878 16885
c0ff40a171e014e7cac89e96c10b1c2761b4e309.jpg
>>16869
Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
pic unrelated
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16878
16879 16881
>>16877
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html

You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.

You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.

>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16879
16882 16884
>>16878
>Vorpal Sword
That thing was Vorpal too? Are you sure about that?
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16881
16882
>>16878
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16882
16883
>>16881
>>16879
And how could I have forgotten that you took the Bowler hat as well. An item that perfectly negates the counter measures I had tried to bring in to your kikery

Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16883
16884
>>16882
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16884
16885
>>16879
No, but it has an insane number of powers. Be satisfied with it. >>15227 →

>>16883
I don't want it for me, I want you to stop claiming all of Inferius's items
Anonymous
FoFr+
?
No.16885
16886 16887
>>16884
>claiming all of Inferius's items
See >>16877
Waifus' Liberation Army
FoFr+
?
No.16886
16889 16890
Captain Brad Shang.png
>>16885
>reflagging university IPs

Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16887
16893
>>16885
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.16889
>>16886
It was flagged two days ago dumbass. You just started using it again
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16890
>>16886
All I want and wanted is some tiny thing like "okay I'll stop." That's all. Nothing more
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16891
16892
>>16866
Ah, sorry slipped my mind
>>16865
Nope, better
>>16867
Thats fine, salt is life so idc
Ej2mp
?
No.16892
16915
image.gif
>>16891
It's probably for the best that you don't try to roofie Troll
\r
Waifus' Liberation Army
aQNdr
?
No.16893
16894
>>16887
>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16894
>>16893
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16895
16896 16897
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16896
16899
>>16895
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16897
16898
>>16895
>combined
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16898
>>16897
Just tell me, why are you so malevolent?
Mrs. Sentry
aQNdr
?
No.16899
16900
>>16896
Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16900
16901
>>16899
Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16901
16902
>>16900
Then I guess we're both salty.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16902
16903 16906
>>16901
can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16903
16904 16905
>>16902
>stop trying to troll in Game
I won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).
I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16904
16908
>>16903
Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16905
16908
>>16903
you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of that
admittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16906
16907
Spoilered
>>16902
Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16907
>>16906
Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16908
16909 16910
>>16905
True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).
>>16904
>hiding potential waifus
Befriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?
I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.

Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16909
16911
>>16908
okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16910
>>16908
> to justify not harming your character
she's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
Anonymous
aQNdr
?
No.16911
16912 16921
>>16909
>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?
Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.
>as a cauchemar. That's harmful
She was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.
>she got a sword drawn on her
I'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
Anonymous
WY9WO
?
No.16912
16913 16914 16918
706.png
>>16911
Guys can you please cut the drama :/
aQNdr
?
No.16913
16914
>>16912
I would prefer this as well...
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16914
>>16912
Fuck off Anon.

>>16913
Then please don't start drama by using the game to piss me off. That's all I've been asking you for for three days now. That's all I have been asking
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16915
16916 16917
>>16892
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16916
16920 16922
>>16915
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16917
16919 16922
>>16915
>I don't want to have my character die.
>Implying she won't keep you alive and kicking
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16918
>>16912
why dont you join in on the drama anon?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16919
16922
>>16917
>alive and Rapeable
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16920
>>16916
It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16921
>>16911
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16922
16923 16924 16925
>>16917
>>16916
Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?
>>16919
>>16917
Oh, you two will regret that
Torc buys a third bottle of charm potion

Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16923
16926
>>16922
its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16924
16926
>>16922
Pretty sure you are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16925
16926
>>16922
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16926
16930
>>16923
>implying I'll spike your drink
Run
>>16924
Eh, who cares
>>16925
Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this


Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16928
16929 16931
>>16927
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16929
16931
>>16927
I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help
>>16928
To late
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16930
16933
>>16926
thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16931
>>16928
This.
>>16929
Reeeeeeeee!
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16932
16933
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16933
16934 16935
>>16930
Thats what you think
>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me
>>16932
Idk, I just hope I can buy three

Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16934
16936 16938
>>16933
so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?

Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16935
16938
>>16933
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16936
16937
>>16934
Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16937
16940
>>16936
depends on what it is.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16938
16941
>>16934
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>16935
>evil cackeling
You know nothing peasent


Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16939
16942
TRACY!
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16940
>>16937
Actually, give me a minute
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16941
16943 16947
>>16938
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Contagion,_Greater_(3.5e_Spell)
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16942
16944
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>16939
*ears ring*
"What!?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16943
16946
>>16941
Yes but what did you give Torc?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16944
16945 16947
>>16942
"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16945
XevQ3IY_d.jpg
>>16944
Torc does not have trading cards
>hides rare pepes
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16946
16948 16952
>>16943
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16947
16949 16950
>>16941
That's a homebrew spell, m8.
>>16944
"Ugh, sure maybe."

Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16948
16951 16952
>>16946
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16949
16954
>>16947
"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16950
>>16947
oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.

Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16951
>>16948
hang on let me find the correct spell.
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16952
16953
>>16946
That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?
>Good Cleric using ebil spells
[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's my thing!
>>16948
GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16953
16955 16957
>>16952
Well praise Kek for that shit

Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16954
16957
>>16949
>Why so grouchy
"hormones."
>how are your legs?
"Attached."
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16955
16956 16958
>>16953
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Contagion
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Disease#Mindfire
dc 12 roll your save
MfgBl
?
No.16956
[1d12 = 8]
>>16955
Ah fuck this shit
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16957
image.jpeg
>>16954
*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way."

>>16953
"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16958
>>16955
Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16959
16960 16961
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16960
16962 16964
>>16959
your good.for now
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16961
16962 16963
>>16959
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16962
>>16960
>runs
>>16961
>Hitler from confiscating his super powers
That would be intresting
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16963
16965
NTfEjZg.jpg
>>16961
>implying Hitler would mind if i infected an Anglo with a disease.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16964
16967
>>16960
"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16965
>>16963
"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16966
*is English*
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16967
16968
>>16964
lol no
"I gotta go take my vitamins!"
*disappears and fucks off*
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16968
16970 16971
>>16967
"Would you like Mr. Snek to protect you? He beat Infernius once already"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16969
16972
Reeeeeeree!!!! You were too slow Inferius!
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16970
16973
>>16968
"Damn it Tourcil this is in your best interests too"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16971
16974
>>16968
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16972
>>16969
i cant help if my faggot is afk
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16973
16975 16977 16980
>>16970
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16974
16980
>>16971
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16975
16976
>>16973
I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!!!

Also you said you were ticking over Tracy too
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16976
16979
>>16975
In a good way
plPDv
?
No.16977
16978 16981 16983
[1d20 = 2]
>>16973
chases and tackle grapples.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16978
>>16977
oh...
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16979
16982
>>16976
Hahahaha BULLSHIT

Infetius! Grapple-Shackle this Anglo bastard! He's up to no good!
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.16980
16985
>>16974
It means that as soon as Torc has to send his snake out to do a task or be a plot device, we'll all realize that he's suddenly become much easier to grapple.
>>16973
>implying you even know where she went
*pony ears twitch from undisclosed location*
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16981
>>16977
Pretty sure that roll succeeds
plPDv
?
No.16982
[1d20 = 6]
>>16979
Grapple shackles torc
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16983
16984 16986
>>16977
KEK
>teleports away
plPDv
?
No.16984
16987 16993
[1d20 = 18]
>>16983
dimensional anchor
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16985
>>16980
This

Inferius! I'll grapple the nerd while you take his pet.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16986
>>16983
He shackled you first bitch!
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16987
16988
>>16984
>pansonic reee-ing
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16988
16989
>>16987
*loots charm potions from shackled nerd*
MfgBl
?
No.16989
16990 16991
[1d20 = 3]
>>16988
>subsonic ree-ing
"MR. SNEK, HELP"
Roll for Mr. Snek oo grapple Trump
plPDv
?
No.16990
16992 16993
[1d20 = 9]
>>16989
grapple snek
Ej2mp
?
No.16991
[1d20 = 11]
>>16989
MOTHER FUCKER!

*tries to escape and RUNS*
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16992
>>16990
Fuck
SdA+a
?
No.16993
16994 16995 16996 16998
[3d20 = 46]
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
Ej2mp
?
No.16994
17004
[1d20 = 6]
>>16993
Oh no you don't! That second vanishing will cost you a second round!

Grapple
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.16995
16997
>>16993
Exuse you
It's shitposting
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16996
17001 17004
>>16993
you cant teleport tracy dimensional anchor is in effect.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.16997
17002
>>16995
*unshackles*
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.16998
>>16993
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17001
17005
>>16996
Is that an area of effect spell? Also, shackle HER
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17002
17003
>>16997
>RUNS LIKE HELL
"I'm fast as fuck, boy"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17003
17008 17010
>>17002
Yes, but you had at least one potion taken from you while you were restrained
SdA+a
?
No.17004
17006 17007 17008
[2d20 = 15]
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17005
17008
>>17001
it is an aoe, shackles tracy.
plPDv
?
No.17006
17008 17009
[1d20 = 9]
>>17004
grapple
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17007
>>17004
You want to grapple me? While Inferius is still here? Okay
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17008
17009 17011 17012
>>17004
>is still grappled
Fug! Have your round..
>>17003
Don't you need a skill for that?
>>17005
>>17006
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"I should've killed you when I had the chance!"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17009
17018
>>17006
Excellent

>>17008
TRACY CAGE

I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee

The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
MfgBl
?
No.17010
17013
[1d20 = 2]
>>17003
"LEAVE HER ALONE"
Throws potion
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17011
17018
>>17008
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17012
17018
>>17008
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17013
17014 17015
>>17010
WUT!?
me let you go and this is how you repay me?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17014
17016
>>17013
Don't let her go Inferius! Cast Mark of Justice or Geas on Tracy while you can!
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17015
17017
>>17013
"Uhhhhhhh..."
"Tracy, SING STOP IN THE NAME LOVE"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17016
17019
>>17014
why we do this trump?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17017
>>17015
"You faggot, we're trying to help!"
SdA+a
?
No.17018
17020 17021 17024
[2d20 = 16]
>>17009
>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.
Gib specific act to forbid.
>>17012
okay then:
>>17011
*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17019
17023
>>17016
"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17020
17024
>>17018
Dammit!
Your balls still took damage though.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17021
17022
>>17018
"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17022
>>17021
That's three acts! Name one.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17023
17026
>>17019
we are doing the right thing here right?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17024
17025
>>17020
>>17018
>grab
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17025
17027 17028
>>17024
And?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17026
>>17023
"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
Ej2mp
?
No.17027
17029
[1d20 = 5]
>>17025
*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17028
17029
>>17025
where are your finger?
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17029
17030
>>17027
>5
>>17028
>finger
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17030
17031 17033
>>17029
s
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17031
17032
>>17030
"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17032
>>17031
I can geas her
SdA+a
?
No.17033
17036 17037
>>17030
[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
SdA+a
?
No.17034
17036
[1d20 = 9]

Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17035
17036 17039
Uhhhhhhhh
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
Time freezes
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17036
>>17033
>>17034
[reeeeeeeing pony noises]
>>17035
good, i g2g
plPDv
?
No.17037
17038 17039
[1d20 = 1]
>>17033
punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17038
17040 17041
>>17037
i-i...
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17039
>>17035
Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?
>>17037
Good move, but that roll

Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17040
17043
>>17038
Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17041
17042
>>17038
So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17042
17044
>>17041
ive failed....
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17043
>>17040
Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17044
image.jpeg
>>17042
"We'll get 'em next time."
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17045
17047
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17046
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17047
17048
>>17045
You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17048
>>17047
No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17049
17050
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17050
17051
>>17049
Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17051
17052 17053
>>17050
Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17052
17054 17056
>>17051
The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17053
17054
>>17051
i didn't fall on anybody.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17054
17055 17057
>>17053
Vocab assignment: hypothetical
>>17052
Same difference
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17055
>>17054
what vocab?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17056
17058
>>17052
"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.

Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17057
>>17054
No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17058
17059
>>17056
>Torc teleports back
"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17059
17060
>>17058
"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17060
17061 17068
>>17059
"I don't know yet. But just wait"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17061
17062 17069
>>17060
we've waited long enough.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17062
17063
>>17061
"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17063
17064
>>17062
"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17064
17066
>>17063
"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17065
17084
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17066
17067 17069
>>17064
ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17067
17072 17074 17084
>>17066
It's friendly stabbing.
hmCvg
?
No.17068
>>17060
"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.

We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.

Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.

But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.

Now please, help, or stand aside"
\r
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17069
>>17061
>>17066
"Also this. I tried to do something more than be a friend - to be a father for her foal. What did I get? Charged at, then stalked, then kicked."
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17070
17071
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17071
>>17070
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17072
Spoilered
>>17067

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17073
17075 17079 17084
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17074
Spoilered
>>17067

Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17075
17076
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>17073
"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17076
17077 17079 17080
>>17075
"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17077
17078
>>17076
whos bob?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17078
>>17077
"Bob is the ethereal green composite bow that follows Tracy around."
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17079
17080 17082
1345682__questionable_artist-colon-helloiamyourfriend_crossover_fn-dash-2199_horsecock_nudity_penis_ponified_solo_spoilers for another series_star wars.png
>>17073
"O-okay..."
>>17076
>pic for Bob
Reeeeeeee! None of the other players were supposed to hear about the lair! Is sekrit!
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17080
17081 17082
>>17079
>calling someone else a traitor

>>17076
"Any chance we can get Bob to share more info?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17081
>>17080
these.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17082
>>17079
"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080
"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17083
17084 17085
532.gif
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17084
>>17065
>>17067
Finally
The faggots arrive
>>17073
Hell, hell is going on

Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek before he states the stats of snek
>>17083
>white-knights
I prefer the term tartan-knight
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17085
Spoilered
>>17083

Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17086
17087
"What else should I know?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17087
17090
>>17086
Who are you?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17088
17090 17091
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17089
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17090
maxresdefault (1).jpg
>>17087
Is Secret

>>17088
"Wow... That's... That's a lot"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17091
17092
1506991587757.png
>>17088
"Thats so sad!"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17092
17095
>>17091
"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17093
17094 17095
1fg3.gif
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
plPDv
?
No.17094
17095 17096 17097
[1d20 = 20]
>>17093
Grapple
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17095
>>17092
"So you enslaved him as a helper?"

>>17094
Kek

>>17093
"We will help you sleep"
lTXWR
?
No.17096
17098 17099
[1d20 = 3]
>>17094
>perfect grapple
"Um,... what're you doing I'nis?"
T>stunning fist
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17097
17102
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>17094
*catches fire*
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17098
17099 17100 17101
>>17096
>rolled a three
"Please refrain from attacking Inferius. He knows precisely what he is doing"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17099
>>17096
>>17098
me and trump help tracy.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17100
>>17098
>Telling Thez what she can do with her bullfriend
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17101
17102
>>17098
You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17102
17104
>>17101
"Do you have any idea what's been going on?"

>>17097
*Spray bottles pony*
"Bad pony"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17103
17105
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17104
>>17102
Technically, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17105
17106 17107
>>17103
I don't remember taking it off, but she would've put it back.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17106
17112
>>17105
Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
plPDv
?
No.17107
[1d20 = 3]
>>17105
Grapples again.
Trump explain thez why.
lTXWR
?
No.17108
[1d20 = 19]

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17109
17111 17113
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17110
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17111
>>17109
"Well... that was unexpected. Shackle her by the way"
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17112
17114 17115
>>17106
I was referring to the mask: she would've put it back.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17113
>>17109
uh thank you thez
lTXWR
?
No.17114
17117
[2d20 = 29]
>>17112
K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17115
>>17112
*shackles pone*
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17116
Oh, so shackled
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17117
17118
>>17114
>>17114
"damn me good."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17118
17119 17121
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*

>>17117
"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17119
17120
>>17118
we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17120
17123
>>17119
"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17121
17122
>>17118
Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17122
17125
>>17121
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17123
17124
>>17120
me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17124
17128
>>17123
"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17125
17126
>>17122
You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17126
17127
>>17125
I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17127
17129 17134
>>17126
Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17128
17129
>>17124
we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17129
17132
>>17127
You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers

>>17128
"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17130
17131 17135
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17131
17133 17135
>>17130
"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17132
17134
>>17129
uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17133
17137
>>17131
"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17134
0215a51b6b1f7d66dc4a2932a25e4b0d.jpeg.png
>>17127
Definitely mentioning this later

>>17132
*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17135
17138
>>17130
>>17131
Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17136
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17137
17138
>>17133
yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17138
17139 17140
>>17135
"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back."
>>17137
"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17139
17141
>>17138
"Can you fix Tracy?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17140
17141
>>17138
okay gibe ring.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17141
>>17139
"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important."
>>17140
Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17142
17143
Trumpaladin tries to start

"Tracy..."

"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17143
17144
>>17142
me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17144
17145
>>17143
"I think she might have fallen asleep"

He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17145
17149
>>17144
Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17146
17147 17148
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17147
17150
>>17146
"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17148
17150
>>17146
"Thez came back"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17149
wolfenstein_friendship_is_not_negotiable_by_dan232323-d7k70cc.jpg
>>17145
You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17150
17151 17152
>>17148
>>17147
"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17151
17154
>>17150
"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17152
17153
>>17150
"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!"
"I'm hoping its for >rape"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17153
17155
>>17152
"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17154
17156 17157
>>17151
"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17155
17156
>>17153
"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17156
>>17155
"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality"

>>17154
"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17157
17158 17159
>>17154
"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it. Whatever THAT means."
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17158
17159
>>17157
"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
hmCvg
?
No.17159
17160
>>17157
"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable"

>>17158
Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17160
17162 17204
>>17159
He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17161
17163 17166
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17162
17164 17166
>>17160
you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17163
17170
>>17161
no, not yet.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17164
17165
>>17162
>psychiatric
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17165
>>17164
forced psychiatry
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17166
17167 17168 17170
>>17161
We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).
>>17162
Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17167
17169 17170
>>17166
Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17168
17170
>>17166
you can >rape later
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17169
>>17167
what?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17170
17171 17172
>>17163
At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done
>>17166
Uh... does that help fix her brain?

>>17167
Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168
She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17171
17173 17174
>>17170
No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17172
>>17170
>pure
>Trump's waifu
Pick one
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17173
17174 17176
>>17171
What effect would a snek have in this situation?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17174
17175 17176
>>17171
Should probably tie her

>>17173
Does he want to help us?
MfgBl
?
No.17175
17177 17178
[1d20 = 18]
>>17174
Nope
Roll for Plague of Frogs
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17176
>>17174
Yes, definitely tie her.
>>17173
Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17177
>>17175
Inside the tower? God dammit,....
hmCvg
?
No.17178
17179 17180
[3d20 = 24]
>>17175
>>17175
Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
MfgBl
?
No.17179
17183
[1d20 = 14]
>>17178
NO SMASH SNEK
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17180
17182 17183 17185
>>17178
Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17181
17185
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17182
17186
>>17180
bestow curse -6 int
hmCvg
?
No.17183
17184 17185
[3d20 = 25]
>>17179
>>17180
What is that attack?

Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17184
17186
>>17183
Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17185
17187
>>17180
>>17181
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>17183
"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17186
>>17182
on torculi
>>17184

Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17187
17188
>>17185
"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17188
17189
>>17187
>mark of justice
You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17189
17190
>>17188
I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17190
17191 17193
>>17189
"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17191
>>17190
how is this any thing like that?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17192
>Yawn

hmCvg
?
No.17193
17194
>>17190
The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror

Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
\r
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17194
17195 17196
>>17193
Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17195
17197
>>17194
"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17196
17201
>>17194
"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17197
17198
>>17195
"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17198
17201
>>17197
"If you have a better way!"

Trump yells
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17199
17200 17201
waiting-skeleton.jpg
>GM
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17200
>>17199
I know. We need Tracy's faggot, but he's not here
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17201
17202 17203
>>17196
As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand
>>17198
But he doesn't look back
>>17199
RIP in peace GM

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17202
>>17201
>rest in peace in peace
kek
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17203
>>17201
"If you have a better way, I am listening"

Not said loudly enough to really be heard

Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17204
17205
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...
>>17160
It's appreciated.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17205
17206 17207
>>17204
Not everyone takes the Game so personally
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17206
17208
>>17205
Says the man who said he would ban Tracy's faggot because he didn't like her playstyle
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17207
17208
>>17205
Nah, it's unrelated childhood crap
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17208
17209
>>17206
Yeah I was verbatim quoting his ban appeal message from this morning for the irony

>>17207
Oh... We can do it differently if you don't like this set up
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17209
17210 17211
>>17208
NO!!! I'm a big boi nao! I don't need trigger accommodations!
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17210
17214 17215
>>17209
Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17211
17212 17218
>>17209
Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down

"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17212
17213
>>17211
Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17213
17217
>>17212
"yes"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17214
>>17210
Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.

Come back any time
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17215
17217
montypyhton-1600x720.jpg
>>17210
Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17216
17218
"Tracy, I shall ask again

Why do you fear being loved?

Why do you fear belonging?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17217
17269
>>17215
KEK
>>17213
"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17218
17219
>>17211
"... I.. I'm not sure.. It's just that.. this it what I am, and.. that's not going to change at all any time.."
*looks at the ground*
>>17216
>belonging
*long sigh*
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17219
>>17218
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17220
17221
>Torc stops in the doorway
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17221
17223
>>17220
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17223
17224 17225 17226
>>17221
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17224
17231
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>17223
"... Okay.."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17225
>>17223
"Sure. She doesn't trust me anyways"
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17226
17227 17228
>>17223
Okay, I'm really fucking curious now
Where the hell diid the trips go?
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17227
17228
>>17226
I noticed it too
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17228
>>17226
>>17227
this
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17229
Oh well, carry on
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17231
17232 17233 17235
>>17224
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17232
17235
>>17231
"Worse, he might stop playing altogether." ._.
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17233
17234
>>17231
".... That would make sense..."
*looks back at the ground*
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17234
17235 17236
>>17233
"Listen Tracy, I don't like this either. But will you try, for your foal?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17235
17238
Twilight_Sparkle_sad_S1E2.png
>>17231
>>17232
>tfw you could never say this so effectively

>>17234
>I don't like you being asked to not stab other party members
Where is Inferius to kick your ass?
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17236
17237 17238
>>17234
"... I'd do literally anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17237
17239
>>17236
A cute if somewhat stabby pony up until the transformation
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17238
17242 17247
>>17235
Thats not what I meant
>>17236
"Listen, you may never know you really where in the past. But what matters here is who you are. Soon you'll be a mother, and hopfully married to (the somewhat annoying) Trupadlin.
But most of all, You are Tracy cage, and who you want to be"
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17239
17241
>>17237
You understand the least, it seems.
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17240
Where's Infernius? Did he 'fall asleep'' too?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17241
>>17239
Then I guess I don't
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17242
17243
10f.png
>>17238
Tourcil can I answer some of these pwease
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17243
17244 17245
>>17242
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17244
>>17243
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17245
17252
>>17243
To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17246
"Tracy?"
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17247
17249 17251 17252
green background.jpg
>>17238
>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17248
17250
I'm too fucking tired to type out the touching story I had planned, so expect garbage.
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17249
17254
>>17247
"Do they remember the one known as "Scruffy?"?
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17250
17251
>>17248
pwease gib touching story
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17251
17255
>>17250
This
>>17247
If you wanna wait until later/morning/w/e its fine, but don't hesitate to get uber-creative
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17252
17253 17255
>>17245
Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?
>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."

Who you want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."

I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17253
>>17252
Yep
Also this
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17254
17256 17258
>>17249
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17255
17258
>>17252
>>17251
I'm afraid I might forget it after waking up, but I really want to just go to bed... *reeees weakly*...
hmCvg
?
No.17256
17257 17258
>>17254
"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
\r
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17257
>>17256
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17258
17259 17260
>>17256
>>17254
Who tf is scruffy? I'm confused
>>17255
Write down the bones, then meat it up tomorrow.
I'm leaving for the night, see y'all
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17259
17271
>>17258
Scruffy was an evil 4chan Janitor named "Yetsurday" who lead a purge of /mlp/ in 2013. It broke the spirit of the board
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17260
17261 17271
>>17258
Yeesh, even I know of the scruffening
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17261
17265 17271 17281
>>17260
I know right. I'm a newfag
Anonymous
rRF9p
?
No.17262
17263 17264 17271
Yeah, sorry: I can't do this tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to explain why it's so important for Tracy to offend or harm everyone she meets, and why she'd be practically nothing if she stayed who she really was. Then I'll give her reaction, if I remember it.
I'm just too physically ill to stay up for a third entire night in a row.

Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17263
>>17262
Thez smiles and sniffs. "Its okay. Take care of yourself, but try to take care of your friends too K?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17264
>>17262
She's gonna have to make at least one exception to that rule...
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17265
17266 17271 17281
>>17261
I bet I'm more of a newfag, at least as far as chan-boards are concerned
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17266
17267 17271
>>17265
Lol, I promise you I have you beat
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17267
17271
>>17266
I'll take that bet, but lets discretely test at a later time
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17268
Alright:
Norway filly and Taylor Swift, I would like to hear from you ITT if you plan on participating on Saturday. Don't feel obligated or pressured, I am just looking to see if/how to integrate your characters. If you prefer to lurk and observe (or decline entirely) that's fine, no judgements or criticisms, but this next session is going to be as intense as I am able to affect. Additionally, (esp. wrt Norway) I want to assess how early we will need to start so to coordinate with and accommodate divergent timezones. I have no qualms with doing so, but I also don't know the schedules and responsibilities of current players. I hope you decide to join, either this session or future sessions, and we'll go from there.
Anonymous
w/qtc
?
No.17269
17272
>>17217
Inis's faggot got side tracked with apple whiskey. Sorry guys.
Anonymous
w/qtc
?
No.17270
Specifically im sorry to thez and her faggot.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17271
17272 17281
>>17261
>>17260
>>17259
Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack
>>17262
10 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her
>>17267
>>17265
>>17266
I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17272
>>17269
No worries, I passed out in the middle of a game session once remember?
>>17271
>10 shekels
I won't take that bet, but I DO win the other. ^_^

Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17273
17274 17278
1255082__safe_derpy hooves_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_animated_collaboration_collage_female_flashback_gif_griffon_i've seen some shit_las pegasus.gif
>this thread is the first damned thing I think about when I wake up
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17274
17278
8d563cd13fa1546e848443972fbef2d9.jpg
>>17273
Mlpol in general, but ^this in particular
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17276
17277 17278
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
Where is Tracy? I want to finish this!
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
Anonymous
lTXWR
?
No.17277
17278
>>17276
Me too, I eagerly anticipate reading what she has to say, and not in a trollish sense.
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17278
>>17273
>>17274
I wish i could say this wasn't one of the first things, but I don't like lying
>>17276
>>17277
Gib bakstry plz

Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17279
17280 17282
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Irrelevant blogpost:
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
>lol no
Where did we leave off again?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17280
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>>17279
You were explaining yourself to all
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17281
17283 17285
>>17261
>>17265
>>17271
Reeee! Why are you all newfags. You're not going to get any of my ancient/obscure references to elder /b/ and /co/
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17282
>>17279
>intelligent
Not really, just readable
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17283
>>17281
I've got a savvy resource
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17284
17286
Fug, I really don't want to do this.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.

Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17285
17287
>>17281
I'm just fine with everyone here being newfags. It means I am less bullied
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17286
17287
>>17284
You don't have to do it, just agree to not be openly hostile, or really secretly hostile, towards the rest of the group and everything is fine
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17287
17288
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>>17285
*bullys hard*
Let's take this a step back first.
What's the quick rundown current situation, altogether?My memory is fucked.
>>17286
>pic
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17288
17289 17321
>>17287
Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed

Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17289
17290
>>17288
>fix
Wait, wat?
My memory really is fucked.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17290
17291
>>17289
Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17291
17292 17293
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>>17290
>make Tracy more friendly
>Tracy
>Friendly
>make
Wtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17292
17294 17321
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>>17291
Take your time, my mug came today ^_^
>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17293
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>>17291
Friendship is non-negotiable, anon

The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed. It will end.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17294
17295
>>17292
In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.

Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17295
>>17294
>GM lives in Seahawks-ville
Oh, the real fun is yet to come
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17296
17297 17298 17302
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>tfw you wake up from a literal coma and it looks like your character is about to be lobotomized, but you don't even remember how you got here or what you'll do from now on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!

Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17297
17299
>>17296
Just think of it as your character being raped by magic and friendship.
lTXWR
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No.17298
17302 17314
>>17296
"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab enemies) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
\r
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17299
17300 17302
>>17297
>distribute gainz
Okay. No promises; I hate promises (spoils the surprise/tension of the game).
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17300
17302