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Welcome to the new /vx/ board - Videoganes and Paranormal! Just as mlpol was born of the merging of two wildly different topics into a single merged board, this board combines the topics of 4chans /v/, /x/, and /tg/ boards. And while /vint/ did not live on as we did, this board pays homage to the board, created and killed by an indifferent 4chan administration, in the flags that adorn this board.

As this is a new board, it does not have a firmly established set of rules. Unlike 4chan, this is a user driven site, and we are looking for user input into what the rules of this new board should be. Post your suggestions in the comments
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Why does this board have flags and image IDs anyway? Neither /v/ nor /x/ had them. I guess the flags could have been in the spirit of our sister board /vint/, but /vint/ didn't have poster IDs either.

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Spiritual War as a Christian
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Forgive them.
Now,
Command that which ails you thus:
"Go to my GOD, and to my lord Jesus Christ and pray with all thine heart, all thine mind, all thine spirit, all thine faculties, all thine body, all thine strength, all thine being, and all thine self. Pray as one ought. Pray GOD turns your heart to GOD. Pray GOD turns all you are towards GOD. Amen."
Peace be upon you.
You shall know them by their works, send them. By name, by being, by identity, by identifier, by fruit, by work, or by which you name It.
Speak/Think at It.
Send them.
Be not glad you command such, be glad your name is written in heaven.
Be glad.

Partake in the Good Word. Pray so as to talk with GOD, Jesus Christ, your guardian angel. Turn towards GOD and give everything and more.
Rejoice.
For your Wife/Husband, your children, your mother, your father, your brother, your sister may also be prayed in this way.
For Catholics they must be by Blood.
For everyone and everything else.
Do thus:
"My GOD, I ask to be in accordance with your will. I ask that my words and works are in accordance with your will. I ask what ought I do?"
Do as GOD WILLS.
-t. Anonymous. Source: in accordance.
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>Ask and ye shall recieve.
So true, and so hard to humble oneself.
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Asked and have recieved.
All that is Good comes from Our Father who art in heaven hallowed by thy name and Our Friend Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Who do we first turn to?
God and Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLNr9jMVe_I

I have done nothing. Works of mine for me are of Death and Curse had Our Father and Our Friend giveth never. Our Father and Our Friend giveth always and forever and ever in all ways and in any ways.
GOD'S Justice is that which we work is given unto us as we ask and demand. Toiling for Death death is turned, Toiling of Breaking with HIM is to be as if alone, Toiling in vengeance resources creativity anything and everything and more is turned upon those who Toil for Death, the Adversary, the Enemy, Evil.
Evil partakes of its Deadly fruit as GOD commands.

So what does one do? Be. Recieve Our Friend and Our Father's GOODNESS.
When one is healed as it ought to be then go out doing Our Father and Our Friend's GOOD WILL, WISDOM AND JUDGEMENT.
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There is one prayer that covers everything.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever.
Amen.

All is better when you pray, ask our lord our Friend and our Brother and our Heavenly Father hallowed by thy name and the Holy Ghost for more instructions.

Forces of evil came upon me in the dead of night, locked I am in the deepest sleep. To make me commit sin and I have.
First the appearance of a roach slithering in, I reached to turn on the light. The light did not turn on.
Second I went to squish it, however it became a scorpian with spikes long and elongated and I stepped back.
Third I grabbed a book to do the deed, then it became a seductress and I lost my will to fight.
Fourth it's charms made me gaze upon the image of God as mere flesh.
I tell you this, my right hand tingled as if blood flow is cut throughout so I may be somewhat lucid during this when it spoke evil and defile the image of God I awoke due to our Lord and Savior and knew what has happened and what would have happened.
I stood, as I beheld the insect, scorpian and defiler. They kneeled into a bow out stretched before us. Side by side, the insect on the left scorpian in the middle and defiler on the right.
I say to you what he said to me.
"Pray."
I prayed the words and verses I could find.
When I finshed Our Father prayer our Friend and Brother and lord said this: "Pray more."
So I prayed around twenty minutes worth.
The bug was practically erased, so too was the scorpian if a bit longer.
The defiler lasted till the end.
So our Friend and Brother said to pray what I will when the time comes for my excruciating end.
"Holy, Holy, Holy, Love, Love, Love"
So i did many times.
As I prayed afflictions to stop tried to take hold and each time as I finished they went away.
Then I made this as I change my metaphorical metaphysical cloths into one that is pure.
>Anon and his weird seemingly nonhorror nightmare, except it's existential horror afterwards, except it's about true love of good through its opposite.
>Anon and his Bro say stuff to thot to stop being a hoe a roach and a scorpian that made a mess.
>Anon talks about Bros over hoes. No matter how many bugs they have.
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>>166839
>Spiritual War as a Christian
If you are interested on what Christians are against:

>Noahide and Freemasons
>Great understanding of what you see going on today! This is a spiritual war!!
https://odysee.com/@Fingerbob:c/Illuminati-Freemasonic-Noahide-Laws!:5
Mirror:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/PCTJ8KIk765G/
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Our war is not against flesh and blood, but of powers and principalities. That which creeps in the dark and is of the air.
Yes Freemasons are fucked up evil infused rat bags of the worst kind.
They also have to be curtailed
What I am saying is to go to the root of the problems.
Whom do they derive from? Not of flesh and blood.
If that and them are curtailed, hampered and or reduced ect. the those of flesh and blood have nothing but what OUR FATHER give out of his goodness.
They will recieve everything in full that they ask truly for.
You shall know them by their fruits, and their fruits are evil.
Look the whole point of this thread is combating everything evil in the best way possible.
Our Friend and Brother and Lord and Savior Jesus Christ gave us a Sword. The Sword. It's The Words.
It's the absolute truth!
When you say what He says you say what is Absolutely Correctly and Rightly and Goodly True.
That is how one conducts himself.
Say to the one who is 'over looking his lands' the one who is 'inspecting his cattle' the one who is 'partaking in his bride' why did they not go to the wedding of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ when GOD Invited them.
So the Adversary wanted to defile those in his lands?
So those of their father (demons and those of flesh and blood) evil wanted to abuse 'the cattle' ie people ie 'the goyim' ie they think is us.
So those who partake of the WHORE OF BABYLON Who gorges and slakes herself on the blood of our brothers and sisters is kept away?
They are barred that they refuse to join Our Friend and Lord of Lord's Wedding Ceremony and Banquet!
Still Our GOD's house is not yet full so still all are invited except those who have so gravenly insulted our God and Our Friend and steeled their everything.

You're invited prepare yourself accordingly by asking for mercy the best set of wedding clothes a lamp full of oil and an extra oil skin full of oil and being there on time that is before the door closes.
It's happening right now!
You must hurry.
Time or space doesn't work the same way there. It is soon!
Please, you're invited and I know not exactly when these doors close.

When we do combat it is with His Words. They cut all. So love each other and love our Heavenly Father.
So there is much rejoicing, still much to do, yet it is near!

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Flat Earth.
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This thread is meant to debunk the deranged idea that our realm is a planet floating in space.
If the so called established science can't be challenged, then it's not science, but religion.
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>The Achilles' Heel of the New World Order [Our Level Earth Plane] - (2:00 long)
>'Flat Earth' as a term DOES NOT represent a map or a model. It's not an "Archaic Conception", but instead represents free thinking and an ongoing investigation and understanding of where we are, who we are, what we are, when, how, and why.
https://odysee.com/@neohumaneve:e/The-Achilles'-Heel-of-the-New-World-Order--Our-Level-Earth-Plane-_ReMaster-LBRY:8
Mirror:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/u63K2jtGhZit/
A well done short film. 2 minutes long.
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>Moon-Map Revisited - (13:14 long)
https://odysee.com/@TabooConspiracy:c/moon-map-revisited:9
Mirror:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4shgGfHXk64
A thought provoking idea. It is not new but it is making inroads for those able to do pattern recognition.
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This goes both ways.

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>>166851
The whole set of ponies in the cabin of the vehicle watch Silver attentively, minus the ponies raised above in the pilot and co pilot's seats, who, if they listen, have no view of Silver. It's actually the skeptical pony who speaks first. He blinks, and says "Well that's horrifying"

The medic, who is now stitching up Silver, says "I think it's kind of sweet. They could be together forever now."

Another pony behind the main set says "yeah..." and looks down.

Spectral Streak says, "I don't think you've told me that one."
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"Really? Huh...I have no idea why, it is good story. Sadly, destroying Curwhinny's phylactery had no effect on undead that were still there, and even with me fighting my way through to reach his sarcophagus there were still way too many undead to deal with on my own. I contemplated my options. I had found SMG on possession of undead New Marelander soldier in flooded quarry, and made some hoofmade explosives from coffee cannisters, fertilizer, ball bearings, and nails, so I thought I could try to lure them towards me and cut them down in one of tightly packed corridors inside catacombs, but my chances of survival would have likely been low. I was at lost on what to do when I found sudden inspiration...in form of aircraft bomb lodged in quarry wall. It had hit water of flooded quarry first so it never detonated, but it was still very much active and partially submerged underwater. I got to work restarted pumps to drain rest of quarry, I bought potion from little shop here in city called '2 Strong 4 U' to make me hidden to undead, and once quarry was drained I cleared debris from collapsed catacombs entrance. Then I fired into darkness of catacombs, yelled, dropped can of exceptionally stinky bait at my hooves, and ran like Tartarus as horde of undead came flooding out of catacombs and into quarry. I ran as fast as I could up to edge of quarry and saw more undead than I ever had before. There were undead ponies of indeterminate origin, zebra slaves, some ponies who had attacked Curwhinny all those years ago, several undead Equestrian and New Marelander soldiers, one undead knight, and one honest-to-Celestia mummy. I threw rocks down from edge of quarry to lure this horde towards bomb; one even hit bomb and partially dislodged it from its position, making so much noise it drew almost entire horde right to it. I grabbed my trusty Lavender Rifle, aimed at bomb in quarry walls, and...BOOM!" Silver has to keep himself from moving as he says this. "It was loudest sound I had ever heard in my life, my ears were ringing for good couple of minutes as rocks and debris rained around me and I celebrated. Much of quarry was covered in bits, parts, and limbs of exploded undead. No blood, though, I imagine as they were already corpses. Most of horde had been completely destroyed by explosion. Some had been torn limb from limb but were still alive, thrashing about helplessly in little water that was left in quarry without any legs. Only couple of them, including undead knight and mummy, had been outside of blast radius."
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>>166853
"Careful" says the medic, who is sewing Silver's flesh

"So you attacked the darkness?" Says the pony in the rear.

"So you attacked the darkness?" Says the skeptical pony

And the purple pony says, "I've always wondered what was down below. Below the city. And what they cleared out these last few years. I always thought there was something unsettling down there. I've heard other stories. Stories like that."
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>>166854
"In way, yes, you could say I attacked darkness. Most undead left in quarry were easy pickings after explosion. Undead without any limbs can't respond to you sniping them from afar. I did not know if I had enough ammo for undead knight and mummy, gathered near stinky bait I had left behind, but as I was getting ready to attack them, something strange and amazing happened. That bait must have been even stinkier than I had thought it would be, because all of sudden, out of sky came Roc, attracted to bait, and it began to fight with knight and mummy over it. Knight and mummy fought hard and hurt Roc badly, but Roc managed to tear them both to shreds and limped off with its prize. With that dealt with, what few undead remained in catacombs were easy pickings, and when they were all dispatched I went to owner of development company that owned quarry and claimed my payment. I must have made something like 12,000 Bits for all of that, he even had to go to bank to be able to pay me all of it. All in all, I would say it was well worth hastle, headache, and many, many injuries I suffered trying to clear those catacombs."
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>>166855
Purple: "12,000 Bits? What is that in Assignats now? That sounds like a lot"

The pony in the rear
"30,000 easily. No wonder his partner became governor. He's loaded."

Purple pony:
"Must have been a lot of opportunity in those days"

The medic
"I'll definitely believe he absorbed all of those injuries. Stallion is like a tank"

Skeptical pony:
"Yeah, we saw him absorb quite a few bullets. I can believe it"
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"And thank goddess for that. Worst injury I got during that was from undead New Marelander who had that SMG. He swiped my neck twice with one of his hooves, nearly tearing my throat out in process. It was dangerous work, but money was there. Some momentary pain and distress is well worth long term comfort for yourself and loved ones."

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Post to this thread every time you visit /vx/
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One of these threads.
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>>166726
>I would need a telescope that's much stronger than my baby-bitch binoculars.
No problem anon, technology has reached the masses today and Nikon P-900 and P-1000 are to the task.

>The Real Planets And Stars Nikon P900 HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku-1ItdUW-E
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Why bother imagining a multitude of differing yet similar toolboxes?
To make a puzzle game of course! How possible it is depends on who plays and why. Making a much or as little sense as needed and wanted.
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Nice tail.
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Utilizing supernatural phenomena is a means (((they))) employ. It's important to consider what the bare minimum actually is. That's thinking about anything.
To accomplish something by 'thinking' is the same as doing according to supernatural.
How anything ever is done is by giving.
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Based Dutchman harnesses ancient Aryan magic energy to make the highest through put ride on RCT2.

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Magick Guide/General
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A bunch of users wanted a run down of magick and thoughtforms and all that jazz. I figure I'll do large post explaining the practical basics of everything. This thread is going to be a general for magick, a place to chat with people also practicing and finding practical advice. This article will be from a baseline bare skeleton pov. There's literally an infinite amount of ways to do magic. So we're going to talk about the core.

My base was a mix of psionics and chaos magick, broke into impromptu sympathetic magick. Took a break after a heavy loss. But I've since restarted by dabbling in evocation. WTF does that mean? It means I made thought forms and egregores, then started using sigils, then started doing voodoo stuff with random objects within reach, then took a break, and now I summon demons and mlp ponies. WTF does that mean? Read and find out.

What is Magick? Lets Plow Through This...

Magick is a methodology of imposing your will on reality to cause changes within it by utilizing an inherent power. The mechanisms remain the same. Even though there are 6 gorrilion types of magick.

Law of attraction, chaos magick, planetary magick, voodoo, wicca, hermetics, devil worship, psionics, pop culture magick, sigil, candle, shamanism, magick of solomon. On and on with the hidden fringe magicks. You could literally read every waking hour for the rest of your life and never run out of information.

By far the most popular is Kabbalistic Magick. The secret jew magick taught in synagogue to true believers. Why do you think all the celebrities are fucking Kabbalah practitioners? Why the fuck do you think the jews control everything?

Hell there's even a dark reflection to Kabbalah. Kabbalah uses the tree of life, while this other art uses it's opposition, the Qliphothic Tree of Death. If you really wanted to stick it to the jews, learn that shit. Its heavily demonic and overkill esoterically edgelord. But do it in your own time.

There are two paths of magick, high and low. High is basically self improvement, purifying your soul and reaching for godliness, low is making fat bank and banging sloots .... err earthly desires. Regardless of your path, both are exercising your soul's ability of creation (even if it's destruction). You are commanding and creating a new reality. You are assuming some of your power and becoming one with “God”.
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I'll be honest the solution is simple for what anyone wishes to achieve is spelled out plainly for all.
But, First a preface.
There is a reason why (((communism))) called Religion the Opium for the masses. Faith in GOD is better and spreads. Why? Because the shear presence is better, that from a purely hedonistic stand point. From a faithful stand point being with the closest friend ever yet also better than that.
The comparison is also slander.
Secondly to the main point. Why the Good Word?
The reason why one must know what one thinks, imagines, feels and does do matter and are comparable with each other to the Most Highest.
It's real.
Incredibly real.
So why the hubbub? The whole song and dance about doing all these things?
Because the way this world is designed is to compete. The core is how one orients to the Most Highest.
That's the only concern.
(((The Accusers))) are by the position and orientation to and with the Most Highest are always divided and will always crumble and always be in confusion.
The reason why Jesus came to the taxmen and the dregs of society is to heal tham to the proper order of things.
Specifically for the taxmen they began to take a pleasure in taking away.
So to have anything just ask.
There is a right way to do things. That is, humbling and asking. For its already known what you need and want. The game is how one engages with the Most Highest.
The strategy guide is to increase your relationship with the Most Highest for when the game is over. Giving earlier all the good, bad, tough, heart wrenching and more to and with the Most Highest matters.
Yet the vitality important thing. Is talking, being, cooperating with the Most Highest.
Thirdly the how to.

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?

10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?

11 If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

If a person had faith just a tiny amount mountains would be gone.
Obviously the best place to store the most valuable of things is not on the face of the Earth it's with who can always be trusted.

So, why choice? Why does choice matter? Because it's the only thing you ever truly have to give.
The choice is turning to The Most Highest or away.
Amidst the confusion and formlessness of the world at large what really goes on is purely giving. Giving is an act of Love.
Love is the whole point.
When Fear is used it is fear, but also the butterflies of the fist crush, the ecstasy of romance, the cherished times of bonds of Love. It's so much.
What tends to linger is the vast ways to even slightly throw one self off course.
The one way to do the seemingly impossible is to Ask.

Properly imaging Goodness is vital.
However there's a simple yet also important thing to do is to Ask what to Ask for.
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>>166795
I'm not the one who reads walls of text but this time I did it.
I'm not into the religious angle but I'm thinking about what you wrote.
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>>166795
A continuation. When the Most Highest always has your best wellbeing in mind what does that mean?
It's obvious that something have greater value than others, there is subjective value and the values that the Most Highest values.
The Best gives what is actually valuable and does pay attention to you to your wants and needs.
Now here's a question are those things (and super-supernatural things) mutually exclusive?
>Here's a thought experiment (keep in mind thought experiments DO MATTER AND ARE TYPICALLY TOTALLY REAL INCLUDING THIS ONE)
It lays out like this, you have the total capacity to give anything and everything (this is your Imagination) to anyone and anything. You can do anything and everything in your imagination.
(Give everything good and bountiful, on and on everything and more.)
What do you give to yourself?
Your favorite pony / character is there what do you give?
Given the capacity to help do you?
In any given piece of fiction at which point do you improve the setting to be absolutely good?
What about the antagonists?
How about an Anon whomever that is and do the same.

Imagination is real, thought forms and beings do exist so does gods and magic what about the Bestestest One?
Obviously ought to and does exist. So why is this whole reality as it 'is'?
It isn't. So why does seemingly reality cling despite the mist like nature? Why does it make out what matters despite the everything else?
When a story is made do the words change of a specific story when left alone?
The Gift of Love and the Love Given is recursive. Growing more and more, better and better, deeper and deeper, livelier and livelier.
So here's a proposition

One could see a story unchanged and leave.
And one could give rewards when the story is over.
And one could give at specific times.
And one could give at all times.
And one could reshape the story.
And one could have everything be better in the best way continually spreading out.
Now the original author's intent as a story to be enjoyed is instead a reality with living beings. Those small variations maybe even duplicate stories may be imagined reality. Those 'fixed' and better stories also exist now.
You could think the orginal story is one of actors acting out their parts yet also living in a more perfect world. (A nonparadox where the core strengths are still inside them and found and developed, yet the suffering is merely the act on a play. Yet actual suffering could be gone.)

So wants and needs can be met and exceeded here and beyond if you have a small amount of faith. The key is giving. Those you help give back. And the Most High treasures all that you give, because it's a gift from you.
>For all those thinking about this, yes this includes everything with and without different packaging, acts words sensations everything everything everything! In everyway. In more than everyway. Also includes the act of giving the gift you gave ectectect.
>As part of everything this includes giving to others.
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>>166797
>Here's a thought experiment
On it.
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Kaverns & Kobolds Two: The Electric Boogaloo
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Welcome to the Kaverns & Kobolds Klub (/kkk/).

This source will be dedicated to posting resources and session logs for a whacky low-level 3.5e adventure featuring an all-kobold party, with the recurring theme of (((gnome))) genocide.
The game begins at lvl 1 using standard 3.5e rules, with a few houserules. The setting is generic and uses elements from various d&d settings. Characters begin at lvl 1 with 40 point buy stats, and all PCs recieve Dragonwrought and Dragontouched as a bonus feat!

Adventure Synopsis:
>For centuries, the kobolds of the Spawncamper tribe lived in rugged peace, amassing great wealth in the mines and only suffering occasional mass casualties from battles with neighboring goblinoids, gnomes, gnolls, dwarves, and really everything else. However, that changed just a months ago, when the tribe's clergy stopped recieving bonus spells from their almighty Lord and Savior: the Devil Kurtulmak. The Silence of Kurtulmak lasted for only one week, but the event shook the core of the tribe. In their search for answers, the tribal leadership determined that the cause for the silence was for the fact that they had failed to wage war on the neighboring gnomish kingdom of Glimmersburg for too many years. Intent on proving their devotion to their lord, the fanatic kobolds rallied their forces and planned an all out assault on Glimmersburg and its neighboring villages.
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>The invasion resulted in catastrophe. While the Kobolds fought well and were skilled in the arts of gnome-slaying, they miscalculated the strength of the gnomish kingdom's alliance with the nearby dwarven clans, and were forcefully pushed back and outnumbered. They also never expected to be flanked by svirfneblin from the underdark blocking off their path of escape. Outnumbered and surrounded in three dimensions, the Spawncamper tribe suffered casualties like they'd never seen before, pushed to the bring of extinction. What's more, the war revealed veins of rich mineral resources that the kobolds had been mining, and the gnomes of Glimmersburg decided they would annex the territory of the spawncampers and get rid of the kobold nuisiance once and for all. In a last bid effort, the tribal leadership set off a series of explosive traps that collapsed the majority of the mines that had been taken over by gnomes, causing mass casualties on both sides, but buying some of the remaining kobolds time to escape. Spawncamper tribe was all but destroyed, with the few that survived scattering in every direction for survival. In a The Gnomes currently occupy what remains of the mines, and are intent on slaughtering every last one of them.
>But as the mighty Kurtulmak taught them, no battle with gnomes is over so long as one kobold survives. Soon, the gnomes of Glimmersburg will once again face the wrath of Kurtulmak and the blood of Tiatmat.
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>And so, we begin with the position of our heroes. They are brave kobold warriors who fought in the Glimmersberg assault. Ranking high in their respective warbands, they've seen their share of work and battle following the three K's of Koboldism: Kruelty, Kowardice and Kunning. After strategically pushing their younger comrades into the meatgrinder, they set off a powerful Wyrm ditherbomb that collapsed the cavern of a battlefield while they hid in a storage cache where they stayed for days.
>Running low on resources, our heroes are set to emerge from their little fishbowl and make their own path. Perhaps they will seek revenge on the gnomes who destroyed their society. Perhaps they'll search the rubble for survivors. They might rebuild and repoulate the mines themselves, or leave the kaverns in search of better luck elsewhere. They might just cower in place until they run out of dead corpses and eat eachother. Perhaps they'll set off on their own adventure and the honest life of the average murderhobo. Only time can tell.

The /kkk/ runs on discord (for now) as a corner of the 'Official' /mlpol/ Horseplay Initiative. I started this adventure as a joke, but I've decided to use it to test methods and media for a multi-media Westmarches that I've been planning to create for this community. New members/players are always welcome:
https://discord.gg/QBJqaM64H5

This setting uses Action Points (Eberron style, not UA style), and any character who writes a log, session summary, in-character anecdote, artwork or other substantial contribution gets one free action point at the end of the session, so please write logs.
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Kisara's Player
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>>166347
>Where we last left off, we were camped out next to the smoldering wreckage of the inn

>In between sessions, RP happened that resulted in the area being attacked by ogres and Kisara was kind of the cause, so we had enough advance warning to cheese it back to the tribe
>When we get back, we find that they actually had held position for us and we gladly re-integrate ourselves while telling Ukri that the entire tribe we just came from is a no-go-zone until further notice
>He accepts this, and the tribe gets moving again while the distant sounds of battle echo across the forrested hills and we progress forwards towards the great geode
>Along the way, we make it a decent distance when we find a large pile of gnomish footprints
>The rest of the tribe holds position while we lead an advance party out to ambush these fuckers further up the road, and we set up a very large pit trap to catch them offguard
>The trap is constructed and we lay in wait on both sides of the road, hoping to catch these bastards unaware
>Soon enough, the gnomes trundle on by as we expected and a bunch of them fall into the pit trap, upon which we push a big fucking rock we found in on top of them!
>That's a bunch more gnomes added to the killcount!
>Now, the rest of them start to organize an actual fighting force to try to repel our surprise attack while we pick them off rapidly
>Kisara in particular fries 16 of the squishier ones with a single lightning bolt, but they weren't actual warriors so it wasn't that helpful in the grand scheme
>It did hit three actual soldiers though, so that was cool!
>Also, one of the gnomes is a cleric and he summons a gold-eating 8-legged badger to start defending the rest of the gnomes and terrorizing our weasel riders
>it proves to be incredibly stubborn, but it doesn't really threaten us
>No, what threatens us is the lieutenant scout that impales Kisara with an arrow before charging into melee with Vyth
>She puts up a fight, but eventually her and the rest of the fighting gnomes are downed
>...Except the cleric, who has vanished
>All of the gnomes in a radius suddenly get up and start trying to flee though, so we know the cleric's somewhere
>I try to nail down exactly where through a scintillating sphere, but turns out he's got a spell up that prevents people from targeting him with attacks
>Dang, that's real soft
>So Kisara calls him a pussy and demands that he show himself, upon which the dumbass yells out a stupid but useful "fuck you" and tells us exactly where he is
>He then just decides to double down and throw an attack at Vyth since he's already blown his cover, and then gets on the gold badger and fucks off with the rest of the escaped gnomes
>However, before one can escape, Vyth hold-persons him and we take him prisoner!
>All the corpses are looted and investigated, and it turns out that a bunch of them were actually wax golems
>Damn, that means that we only killed about half the gnomes we thought we did
>Oh well
>We drag the gnome back to the tribe and start torturing him, and we eventually get a lot out of him
>They were heading to the great geode themselves, hoping to drive out a population of gnolls and set up a mining outpost there, which is what the golems were for
>He was also nice enough to point out the location of where the escapees would retreat to, so we have the locations of a few nearby cities on the map and a newly added gnomish city as well!
>As a reward for being so helpful, he's sacrificed in the name of Kurtulmak since it was that time of the month
>And that's where the session ended

Another fun one, if a bit short. Next session we should be close to the Great Geode so we can take it over with our superior numbers and superior draconic blood, but in the event that there's more along the road to see, then I'll bring news of that as well! Also, the session may be postponed for Little Trouble in Big Absalom, a PF2e oneshot designed around a bunch of level 1 kobolds having fun in the city if anyone wants to join. Either you can make a character yourself, or you can use one of the premade characters to live out the same kinds of wacky shenanigans we get up to here, just hit up the invite link in >>166423 !
Kisara's Player
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No.166644
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>>166507
>Where we left off, we had just sacrificed a gnome that we captured and prepared to enter the gnolls' territory to purge them from it

>Now, we gather our party of Akara, Meepo, Zags, Vyth and Kisara to go out into the territory and scout it out
>We grab some weasels and head down the road, eventually stopping when we hear a bunch of yipping in draconic
>Said yipping is what appears to be a bunch of kobolds calling for help, but it's obvious that this is a trap
>However, we're not going to get rid of all the gnolls without springing this trap, so we get ready and move in
>Turns out all the kobolds were actually reanimated corpses and the actual calling was coming from a bunch of gnolls with weird mounts that look like night stalkers from Fallout New Vegas, which then charge down the cliff this was all happening near to start a fight with us
>We fight as hard as we can, but there were too many enemies that were probably too much for us to handle even with perfect rolls, so we get forcible bad-ended
>Joy
>We're then thrown into the gnolls' encampment within the geode, where we're then summarily whipped by another asshole capable of dealing negative levels
>J o y
>We're whipped back down to level 1 equivalent, and sent to work in the mines with some other kobolds who were from the OG Spawncampers
>Turns out they've been broken pretty hard from this, and even those who were previously some of the best soldiers the tribe had to offer are little more than level 1 fodder
>It's at this point that I've mentally given up
>Anyway, the session ends shortly after or something, I spent my time in the rest of the session debating whether or not I wanted to continue playing

This was definitely one of the DnD sessions of all time. After the session, we were informed OOC that the save would be easy to beat as we would only have to roll above an 8, however with the negative levels applied, I have a fortitude modifier of -1. I have as much chance to make the save as I do to fail it, and I have to do this 5 times in a row. I'm absolutely losing at least one level from this, and given how I haven't yet recovered from my last lost level 7 MONTHS AGO despite supposedly getting more XP than everyone else for being a lower level, so I know for a fact that I'm not going to be able to recover from this in a meaningful way. In other news, Vyth's player was brainstorming some potential ways to get us out of this, but I didn't really add much since I had other thoughts on my mind. Anyway, next session's tomorrow, so we'll see what happens...
Anonymous
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No.166737
>>166644
this made my balls hurt
Anonymous
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No.166766
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>>166644
>Where we left off 3 weeks ago, we were up shit creek with a paddle nowhere in sight with Vyth's player trying to find a way out while I contemplated finding something else to do with my sundays

>So we're still stuck in the gnolls' prison where we're forced to labor in a mine
>Nothing really happens for the first hour-ish of the session that I remember, but eventually we're given the opportunity to mess with the dragon that the gnolls have
>I volunteer to help entertain it, and in the process start putting a seed in its mind to betray its current master for a better deal while Vyth pays attention to a gnoll fucking around with his pit of holding that has all of his stuff in it
>From here, the session meanders through RP through most of it with the one notable thing being that despite taking a -5 to everything, Kisara still has a mindbending +12 to her bluff that lets us navigate these social encounters well enough
>We're eventually shoved back into gay baby jail by the gnolls though, where we're left to our own devices and Vyth gets ready to execute his own plan
>Before that though, some gnolls leave the cave and get into a scuffle outside
>After some more buildup, we find that the party advancing on the gnolls is Yusdrayl and a rescue party!
>Good, we have a way out, now we just need to know if at least Vyth keeps all of his levels
>After some negotiations, the DM lets us roll our saves early, and after some action point usage and reroll spending we both manage to make them all!

And that's where things ended for that session, we're going into the next one right now so I'll get back to you on that one in a hit minute, but so far my urge to commit disconnect have been pushed back into submission. Let's hope that doesn't change this session!
Anonymous
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No.166767
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>>166766
>Where we last left off, Yusdrayl just arrived with the cavalry to break us out!

>A fight breaks out, with a mob of kobolds swamping the gnolls guarding the room
>Kisara throws her mushroom and it starts growing rapidly before she casts mage armor on herself, Vyth crafts a makeshift holy symbol out of a rock, some cloth, and his own blood, and Akara snaps his manacles immediately
>The gnolls finally organize and start pushing back, but Yusdrayl stuns them again and, after gettign Akara's help to break the manacles, Kisara throws a lightning ball into the back of the gnolls for big money, Vyth summons an ogre zombie, and my mushroom finishes growing into a huge beef monster and begins inflicting looney tunes levels of ultraviolence upon any gnolls in its vicinity
>And this is how it goes, the kobolds and gnolls crash into each other while Kisara hammers them from behind with big DPS, Vyth directs his ogre to harrass valuable targets, and the mushroom and akara hammer anything close to them for big damage
>This gets interrupted when a bunch of gnolls decide they want to kill us, so Kisara shoots off a lightning bolt while the kobolds in gay baby jail distract it for a hot second
>The fight then evolves into the gnolls chasing the kobolds aorund the room, with Kisara firing off her last level 3 spell into the crowd of gnolls to bring them down to the size of the kobold mob, while the mushroom forms a one-myconid mosh pit in the pool in the middle of the room with anything stupid enough to get close to it
>The gnolls decide that enough is enough though, and group up on the far side of the room in preparation for a charge which gives us one turn to do something
>I ask what happens when you get to a second point of exhaustion, and it turns out that in Kisara's case, she gets immobilized from going to 0 strength
>Duly noted, good thing Akara's here with the strength necessary to carry a kobold!
>So Kisara digs deep, braces herself against Akara both physically and mentally, and fires off one final sphere into the pool as the gnolls push forward
>The entire charge is neutralized as all but the strongest gnolls are instantly killed, with the remaining gnolls fleeing the scene shortly after
>We celebrate and Kisara slumps over, Akara catching her as he was instructed to do, and the kobolds start to celebrate
>However, the celebration is short lived as the pool of ash and gore begins to clear as all the detritus clumps together and re-amalgamates into something that we learn is a half-troll, half golem monster!
>And that's the cliffhanger we're left on

Back to some action for this session, and I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel finally! We were also given enough XP to level up for this upcoming superboss, which will give us some notable buffs where we need them, and even some new spells to play around with and see the effects of in action! Anyway, I'll see you all then!
Kisara's Player
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No.166792
>>166767
Just realized I've been posting "anonymously" again, whoops! Anyway...
>Where we last left off, all the gnoll corpses that we had just finished pulverizing alongside some trolls that were unlucky enough to get caught in a spell get amalgamated together into one half-crystal troll and half-glass golem that appears partially demonic

>So everyone starts freaking out except Vyth and Kisara, who have players who are instead rolling every dice they can think of to learn as much about this thing as we can
>We learn a lot, but the one thing we learn that's the most important is that A: it counts as having armor from all the armor chunks that got amalgamated into it, and B: it's only damaged by sonic damage
>Good to know, who here can deal sonic damage?
>...
>Anyone?
>.....
>Just me then, hoo boy...
>So yeah, everyone else is relegated to support as Kisara, with all of her returned spell slots and no longer being exhausted, is forced to hard-carry the fight
>Well, now that all of the planning's out of the way, the troll begins marching its way towards the gnolls' nursery section
>Wait what?
>Why?
>Because it opens its meatgrinder of a mouth and eats the last remaining gnoll who was protecting the pups before starting to eat the pups
>It also starts growing with each thing it consumes, so Kisara scintillating spheres the remaining gnolls to make this thing stop absorbing their power
>Unfortunately, this makes it turn towards us and it's pissed
>And some gnomes are here too, it's more of those urdlen fuckers
>Joy
>Vyth directs his ogre zombie to obliterate one of the gnomes, but the others still manage to get away with buffing the giga troll
>By now it's damn near the size of a house and is coming at us with malicious intent, but luckily Saitama the mushroom comes over and starts dueling this thing in melee, grappling it to stop it from actually doing anything and beating it as hard as his fungus bulk will let him
>This helps us greatly, but one of the gnomes then throws down darkness, meaning we have to retreat back to see anywhere
>Since Kisara's stunned from the effect of Born of Three Thunders at this time, Akara drags her out of the area and back to a more defensible position
>The next turn rolls around and we still hear Saitama and the troll duking it out, but we no longer hear the shitting and giggling of the gnomes, so that's good
>Anyway, I have a level 4 spell that I want to use to help stun this big fucker, so I launch off another 3-thunders spell, this time a full-blown electric orb that'll keep him entangled for a turn
>The DM makes me roll a d100 to see if I hit through the darkness, if it's <50 I hit
>It's a 1
>He counts that as a crit, so my subsequent nat 1 (modified 10) on my roll to hit is ignored and my 35 damage is doubled to 70 as blue lightning gives us a flash of the troll's silhouette being beat on by Saitama's silhouette
>Very cool, and meanwhile Vyth has now picked up Yusdrayl so she dispels the darkness for us!
>Right on time for the troll to push out into the main room again, but Akara carries Kisara back again and Saitama manages to reign in the troll again in the pond in the middle
>Saitama then forces the troll's head underwater, upon which the DM tells us that it's possible to drown a troll after some prompting
>A nice backup plan now that we know only Kisara can actually hurt this thing
>Vyth also takes this opportunity to conk it with a rock which helps Saitama keep it pinned, iirc
>Kisara hits it again, Saitama keeps it pinned in the water, and Vyth grows stalagmites around it to lock it into a cage, but the troll can bite through the stone easily so it's still very dangerous
>Akara, the little badass he is though, ignores this and manages to duck and weave around the troll enough to enter the thunderdome himself
>I should also mention by now that we learned that this thing has an effective self-destruct button we can push as we can activate its death throes ability early, this comes in handy in a minute
>This next turn is more of the same as Kisara recovers from another 3 Thunders daze, with Saitama and Akara terrorizing the troll as it tries to bite through its prison
>And now, the fateful moment!
>I call for a clearing of the area and fire off another three thunders spell, and roll a touch attack according to the DM's instructions
>With bated breath, the DM describes something in the troll's head as emitting a click before it begins shrieking, the pitch growing until it explodes and sending shrapnel everywhere
>Encounter over, boss defeated!
>We get an absolute assload of XP from this, so much that I'm only 15 away from leveling up!
>After some convincing, the DM says that something else will happen this session to get that last little bit
>We get healed somewhat, and the exploded bits of the troll regenerate enough to run away, but it shouldn't be a problem for us as they pay us no mind despite them running right past a few kobolds, and Kisara goes to start exploring some of our new home!
>Remember that gnome killed by the ogre earlier?
>Yeah, turns out he was only playing dead and immediately gets up in a surprise round, stabbing Kisara from behind and taking a charge of Scintillating Sphere from her
>This gnome is very quickly dealt with though, and I get 20 XP despite being KOd for the entire fight lmao

There was some in-text RP today where Kisara and Vyth got in an argument and Kurtulmak (the DM) told Kisara to stop talking trash when she's at 0 HP and go rest instead through an errant magpie, but beyond that nothing much happened. The next session's on sunday as usual, so I'll see you all then and we'll get to see how the gnoll warband reacts to having their home swiped right out from under them by kobolds! Also, will the howling dragon become our draconic patron, or will it continue to serve the gnolls? Find out in two days!

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Hyperborea Thread
Bernd vom Aldebaran
No.166769
166770
Post anýthing Hyperborea (Thule, Shambala, etc.) Related.
Actual Information, Memes, Pictures... All you got is welcome.

I really want to deep-dive on this topic for some time now.
Anonymous
No.166770
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>>166769
Check the below fag out, he has good stuff.
https://hyperboreanresearch.wordpress.com/
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/c5Sx3JOz27f2/
Bernd vom Aldebaran
No.166771
166776
>>166770
>Aryan Mages vs Kabbalistic Rabbis: The Occult War That >Will Decide Everything

Very interesting, Thank you.
Anonymous
No.166776
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>>166771
You may have interest on the following:

>Crater Earth : The Waveburg
>it's a strange world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ1r2Lrx_C4
Very surreal and sometimes schizophrenic but interesting nevertheless.
Anonymous
No.166777
>>166776
Well, watching that video was like circling down the pit of insanity. But the dude got some fascinating ideas.
Thanks for the recommendation.

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Anonymous
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No.166412
166762
Which mythical creatures have the highest chances of being real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVwRcuzk7QQ
Anonymous
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No.166413
Probably the ones that are based on actual animals.
It depends what your definition of "mythical creature" is. Lions were mythical once.
Anonymous
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No.166762
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>>166412
Beware of the jewish baloney.

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/mlpol/ Tulpa Thread
Anonymous
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No.114
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4/mlpol/ had a tulpa thread going, so lets continue that discussion.

Thread Archive
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/174328/
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Anonymous
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>>166748
>arrow
What?
Anonymous
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No.166750
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>What?
Tulpas are real. ESPECIALLY Princess Luna tulpas.
Anonymous
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No.166751
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>>166750
Are tulpas like what's described in the >>166509 → thread?
Anonymous
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No.166752
>>166751
Honestly I don't see how tulpas would connect to that, just seems like normal schizo ramblings
Anonymous
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No.166756
The first step in creating a tulpa is to develop disgust for everyone who gets far enough into tulpamancy to make a useful imaginary talking sex obsessed sex doll and then moves on with their life.
Anonymous
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No.166761
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>>166750
Yes!

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