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Pony Savagely Beats Commie
Anonymous
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No.3544
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Who wants to see a fanfic in which, halfway through chapter one, my donut steel OC debates Glimmer and then kicks her ass when she attacks him?
450 replies and 208 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.3645
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>>3642
Whether this is real or just a larp, I can't get pic related out of my head
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>mfw this thread
Guys, I think we've found something more autistic than us.
Anonymous
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TedsiCaV2B4

>On Amazon, an egotistical self-published author cannot let go of criticism against his book, and his anxiety spirals into obsession.
Anonymous
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>>3643
I like the US. It's got human rights and gun rights, it's got a populace willing to fight antifa, and it's got some nice-sounding accents.
Hey, when are Americans going to try and get Trump to grant amnesty and sanctuary to Tommy Robinson, BTFOing the corrupt UK establishment elites and turning this into an international incident?
Anonymous
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No.3649
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>>3648
Last I heard, he served his time and made it out unscathed. I'm happy for him but hopefully that's the end of the problem?

That being said if things get really bad I'd be down for a letter writing campaign to let Robinson into the American pre-ethnostate
Anonymous
LPrvE
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No.3650
>>3647
"Every day this small group of detractors would post up to 12 comments in the debate, often retreading old ground and reiterating the same complaints, with [author] proclaiming his literary and moral superiority."
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>>3584

Anonymous
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>>3573
Well, you tried, and that should be applauded.
The scene with Silver and the Dragon was a joke scene. You did notice that the dumbest anime bullshit happened entirely within the Dragon mare's head, right? Right? Riiiiiiight?

Y'all'd probably have a better understanding of this story if you read all of it, instead of this one chapter. You'd know what Silver's Extreme Gear is, for example.

Should I have made it more obvious that Silver was bluffing when he claimed he's invincible when he's angry? Was the implication that he wouldn't have lost a fight in an earlier chapter if he actually had this ability not enough? Oh, right, I forgot. You also skipped the chapter where he loses a fight and gets out of dying right there by bluffing, so you didn't recognize that as a consistent character trait. Should I make my work simple enough for a whiny Glimmer fanboy who feels entitled to skip chapters and still understand everything to understand?

I get that you aren't playing with a full deck, in more ways than one, but tell me you don't think Naruto invented the idea of Shadow Clones. Come on, even World Of Warcraft had those. Was namedropping Mirror Image not enough?

Honestly, the only remotely reasonable complaint here was that Twilight, someone the Dragon Mare didn't know, didn't really say or do anything inside an anime battle that happened entirely in that Dragon Mare's head. Because sure. What even is foreshadowing?
Anonymous
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No.3653
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>>3649
Unfortunately, the UK lacks Double Jeopardy laws, so the govt is trying to arrest him again. For the same non-crime. At this rate, they should really just put the Second Legal Defense Fund into spiriting him, his wife, and his family out of the country and into a country not ruled by Muslim Theocrats.
Anonymous
LNipu
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No.3654
>>3652
but the joke wasn't good lol you killed it
you killed your own joke
Anonymous
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No.3655
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https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/165646.html

threadly reminder that this epic comes in 2 volumes
a feast of autism and lolcow milk
Anonymous
LNipu
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No.3656
>>3655
i like this edit, this is some peak political history and event knowledge
Anonymous
Ry/LH
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No.3657
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>>3652
Hi Nigel, I'm the anon who's shitting on you in the other thread. Figured I'd pop on over to this one and see what it felt like to shit on you here.

>The scene with Silver and the Dragon was a joke scene. You did notice that the dumbest anime bullshit happened entirely within the Dragon mare's head, right? Right? Riiiiiiight?
See, the problem with this, Nigel, is that it's impossible to tell what's supposed to be a joke scene and what isn't, because you completely lack the ability to read or write any level of irony. Your OC is so overpowered and ridiculous it's almost impossible to filter out which ridiculous things are unintentional because you can't tell the difference.

Also, the fight scene with the dragon-horse-thing is really not so much a joke as it is a pathetic, completely transparent platform for your faggot OC to show off his rad ninja skills in front of Twilight. Then he just sort of casually drops it into the conversation that this apparently super-powered unbeatable chimera is a creature that he found and, naturally, trained himself. He did this, of course, in between running his multi-million dollar company, fighting monsters in other dimensions, performing impossible feats of magic, playing bass for Metallica, and whatever the fuck else this preposterous character does.

>Should I have made it more obvious that Silver was bluffing when he claimed he's invincible when he's angry? Was the implication that he wouldn't have lost a fight in an earlier chapter if he actually had this ability not enough? Oh, right, I forgot. You also skipped the chapter where he loses a fight and gets out of dying right there by bluffing, so you didn't recognize that as a consistent character trait. Should I make my work simple enough for a whiny Glimmer fanboy who feels entitled to skip chapters and still understand everything to understand?

Even after I've taken the time to slog my way through most of your 32k+ word epic (which is only Chapter 6 of another work that is only God knows how long) and have grown intimately familiar with your massive ego, it seems I can still be amazed by just how bottomless the depths of your hubris really are. This one is just so packed with juicy Nigel-isms that I'd like to look at each item one at a time.

>Should I have made it more obvious that Silver was bluffing when he claimed he's invincible when he's angry?
Yes. You should have, because as I stated earlier, you are completely incapable of being ironic and you give your character so many stupid powers it's hard to imagine you would allow him to NOT be invincible.

>Was the implication that he wouldn't have lost a fight in an earlier chapter if he actually had this ability not enough?
Get this through your head. Your story is long, convoluted, preposterously verbose, poorly constructed, poorly planned, poorly executed. Anyone willing to take time out of their day to slog through this dreck deserves a medal, but you've got the balls to start berating people for not having read more of it?

>Oh, right, I forgot. You also skipped the chapter where he loses a fight and gets out of dying right there by bluffing, so you didn't recognize that as a consistent character trait.
Nobody fucking cares, Nigel. Your character is terrible and everyone hates him.

>Should I make my work simple enough for a whiny Glimmer fanboy who feels entitled to skip chapters and still understand everything to understand?
"Feels entitled to skip chapters?" "FEELS ENTITLED TO SKIP CHAPTERS?!?" Jesus fucking Christ, unironically kill yourself. Oh, wait, you don't understand irony. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

Listen, you arrogant pile of dogshit. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is under any obligation to read any of this. That any of us have been willing to take FIVE MINUTES to read even ANY of this river of steaming liquid feces that you call a fanfiction is something you should be on your knees praising Allah for.

Your writing is terrible. Your OC is the most unlikable, overpowered, ridiculous, laughable unintentional parody of himself I have ever encountered anywhere. This is quite literally the worst thing I have ever read, anywhere, and I've read like three of the Harry Potter books.

You come to this site, post TWO THREADS begging us to read this self-aggrandizing pile of steaming baby vomit, then you have the nerve to act like you're doing us a favor by letting us read it? Like we need to really read the entire work just to be able to understand the subtle nuances of your creative genius? Fuck. You.

Listen, Nigel. This isn't a critique anymore. You don't deserve a critique. This is an intervention. You need to hear this:

YOU. CAN'T. WRITE. Your plot is clumsily structured and confusing. Your dialogue is awful. You don't even remotely understand the characters you're writing about. Right at this moment, there are 7 year old girls acting out simplistic stories using plastic MLP toys who are producing better stories with better characterizations than anything you've ever written in your life.

And for the last time: YOUR OC IS FUCKING GARBAGE. Silver Star is the stupidest, most overpowered, obnoxious, bland, cringey brony OC that has ever been conceived, and frankly that's saying a lot.

Stop writing forever, Nigel. Chop your fucking hands off so you won't be tempted to do it. Cut your tongue out so you won't be able to dictate stories to a computer that doesn't know any better. Jump off a bridge when you're done just to be on the safe side.

You are a terrible writer, Nigel. It has become glaringly apparent that you will never improve, so stop trying. You will never be good at this, ever.
Anonymous
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>>3652
Oh shit, there's stuff in here that I missed.

>Y'all'd probably have a better understanding of this story if you read all of it, instead of this one chapter. You'd know what Silver's Extreme Gear is, for example.
I have no idea what Silver's "Extreme Gear" is, however it does not even remotely surprise me that this is a thing he would have.

>What even is foreshadowing?
That is just one of many hundreds of questions about the subtleties of the writer's craft that you should be asking yourself.

You know what? I haven't read all of your work. Originally, I just wanted to shitpost a little and milk you like the lolcow you are. But I've changed my mind. I'm fascinated now. I'm not just going to deconstruct chapter 6. I am going to read EVERY FUCKING WORD of this shit you wrote and deconstruct EVERY FUCKING CHAPTER, because I want to understand. It's like you're not even human, you're some kind of genetic oddity, like the Elephant Man. You deserve to be studied. Hell, you deserve to have a crack team of researchers observing you round the clock, but that's sadly a little beyond my means to arrange. But I want to understand. And one day, I will.
Anonymous
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>>3658
Shit's gettin' REAL now.
Anonymous
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>>3658
>>3657

>Your writing is terrible. Your OC is the most unlikable, overpowered, ridiculous, laughable unintentional parody of himself I have ever encountered anywhere. This is quite literally the worst thing I have ever read, anywhere, and I've read like three of the Harry Potter books.
>Listen, Nigel. This isn't a critique anymore. You don't deserve a critique. This is an intervention.
>YOU. CAN'T. WRITE.
>And for the last time: YOUR OC IS FUCKING GARBAGE.
>Stop writing forever, Nigel. Chop your fucking hands off so you won't be tempted to do it.
>I have no idea what Silver's "Extreme Gear" is, however it does not even remotely surprise me that this is a thing he would have.
>But I've changed my mind. I'm fascinated now. I'm not just going to deconstruct chapter 6. I am going to read EVERY FUCKING WORD of this shit you wrote and deconstruct EVERY FUCKING CHAPTER,
>It's like you're not even human, you're some kind of genetic oddity, like the Elephant Man.

These threads must have had one of the most groundbreaking turns i have witness since i started browsing chan sites in 2008. We are witnessing history here. I hope you are happy Nigel. you better be with the demons you have summoned. This guy is going to nail you to a cross and make a travesty out of You. At Last, You are famous now, this will attract more people to you than ever.

This is your personal coronation. Enjoy it.


Anonymous
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No.3661
>>3657
>This is quite literally the worst thing I have ever read, anywhere, and I've read like three of the Harry Potter books.
Hehe, kek
Nigel, I really hope you don't kill yourself however I do think you should stop posting here for your own sake. It is clear that no one here wants to read your stories since no one has defended you. So why do you bother posting here?
I tried reading the first chapter of the story you linked but lost intrest in it quite fast.
Although I don't want to become a victim for a potential help-vampire, I do think that you could be good writer. I base that on the fact you have stayed dedicated on a project, such as you story, for so long.
So I will give you advice from the little I read in your story. I skipped a lot and read through it with high-speed so I probably missed something.
However my critism concerns a specific scene were Silver's secatary tells him that his coffee is ready (What coffee really, Nigel?). They start talking about how Silver has ben reading for sventeen hours in a one go without breaks. Here is the thing though. Yes, establishing a character's trait like this is okay I guess. But I wouldn't write it like that. If I were to tell my readers: "This character is smart", I would have showed my readers a problem first and then let my chracter solve it.
Also, reads books, meh. Nothing specifc just books.
Anonymous
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No.3662
>>3660
This so much. Unironically, without a shred of exaggeration, this whole travesty that is Nigel's life has just left me with so many keks just spilling out of him in real time that I can't help but feel like I'm finally part of the chan culture that I abandoned in the 2010s, all over again.

I wish that I could bottle up moments like this and keep them forever.
Anonymous
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>>3658
>Extreme Gear

Of course, so on top of being a Prodigy, a genius, a scientist, a magician, the strongest fighter, the richest business-owner, from another universe, aware of and involved in all doomed timelines like a Time player in Homestuck, AND a damn ninja, he also happens to have a high-tech surfboard. There's no way this is real, the spaghetti is just spilling from his pockets with every piece of trivia we get.
Anonymous
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>>3663
Gonna be honest: I've made two OCs that have the word "Silver" in their names, and I'd like to say they're leagues better than Silver Star.
Anonymous
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>>3664
Oh god you just reminded me about pothead the porcupine - er, "Silver the Hedgehog."

Also I usually arpee-colon-three with on-the-spot characters made in the moment, and only a couple have silver in their names. Usually they turn out to be physically weak but with some kind of alternative form of strength such as tactical acumen or a thing for tech. I think that's well enough balanced for the purpose of role playing, maybe not for novel-length fics but miles above Silver Star for sure.
Anonymous
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>>3665
And now you've reminded me of that abortion of a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Wonderful.

It's also funny that you say that, because the one I made first was a unicorn with weaker-than-average combat magic but an affinity for heavy armor.
Anonymous
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>>3666
Sounds like a perfectly fine character, considering the MMO trifecta of Tank, DPS, and White Mage. In fact, having a character who is set up in that manner is actually a great idea if you want to create a good narrative of multiple characters meeting and befriending each other
Anonymous
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>>3667
Exactly. Plus I've always been a fan of a character's class or abilities going against the grain of their race's typical vocation.
Anonymous
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>>3668
well Rara is also against the typical mage's vocation. Her magic is simply a tool to assist in more accurate sewing. But yeah, I get the idea.
Anonymous
4o7hh
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>>3669
I suppose that would also be "against the grain".
Anonymous
LPrvE
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No.3671
>>3670
Since when were there rules as to how many Ra's I can use! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee-
Anonymous
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No.3672
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>>3664
>>3665
https://youtu.be/mNIQ9n-pdb0
This video may be an analysis video but I think it's great for those who are seeking to create a hero or villain character of some kind. I like this whole series of videos, as it gives a lot of insight you probably never would get from reading Homestuck for the first time.
Anonymous
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No.3673
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>>3672
>Homesuck in the preview thumb
I'll pass.
Anonymous
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No.3674
>>3673
No no no, wait. It's actually good. It goes in some serious depth about mythology, archetypes, personality, and categorization, as well as symolism in general which isn't just littered throughout Homestuck, it's fucking flooded Homestuck. Like...if you opened a door the sheer force of its symbolism would probably force you out of it.
Vril_Twilight
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Anonymous
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>>3675
>wall of text covering half the third panel
>replacing communism/socialism with a new name but not monarchy with diarchy or any other term
>black text that is sometimes hard to read

Try again, that's a trash meme.
Vril_Twilight
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>>3676

the original meme is trash, that why it must be as trashy as the other one and also covered in text on purpose and is made to trigger lefties. and if it works with you then it will works wonders on them.
Anonymous
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>>3677
Eh. I prefer either actual debates or more easily digested memes for the sake of besting the left. Pic related.
Vril_Twilight
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>>3678

different thing but whatever.
Anonymous
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>>3679
I like me some direct, simple nationalist memes like that. Just not a fan of the kind of stuff that either gets overly up-its-own-ass, long-winded, or screechy. I like the "god forgives no traitor" kind of meme over the edgy or debate-focused memes.
Vril_Twilight
SjvlR
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No.3681
>>3680

that is ok, me too. but as i said, the other meme is like that on purpose.
Anonymous
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No.3682
I been wondering is Nigel's story actually a parody it has the comedy tag is he parodying the opwered oc trope.
If that's what your doing, then you are doing it wrong. It is like one punch man if you are going to have a op oc, then use this character to subvert tropes around him. If it is comedy your aiming for, then do something unexpected with the character. There are many other fanfiction stories with mary-sues and here is the crux. You think that you are parodizing these stories while you are actually adding to them. Because reading your story, is as insufferable as reading the real thing. There are no jokes in your stories becauee I can't tell what is a joke and what isn't.
For example in my last post I mentioned a part in your story were your oc says that he has been reading for seventeen hours.
I don't know if this is a joke or not for several reasons. First is that it is almost possible to achive consider one is awake each day for like fithteen hours for some even more. So it might not be out of this world to train yourself to be capable of doing this. If you had instead increased the time for his reading to like three whole days or a week, then I would have known that it was joke. Since it is impossible, to do that.
The other reason is that everything is exaggrated so nothing stands out.
Basicly what you should have done with this character is to play off with his absurd character traits. Like since he probably has the biggest dong in all of equestria, have him be afraid of pants with zippers or something.
Anonymous
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No.3683
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Why are the butthurt fimfic police alternating between this thread on the topic and the other one? And why did they bump the other thread to the front page? How do the redditors benefit from having two threads about this on the front page at the same time?
Anonymous
M/1E1
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No.3684
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Huh, its almost like shitting up the board with multiple threads shilling the same shitty fic has unintended consequences you poor thing
Anonymous
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>>3684
"Consequences"?
What is it with leftists and seeing "Consequences" as an inherently bad thing enemies must face for offending and upsetting the perpetually offended?
Anonymous
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>>3685

Pulling your soiled diaper off and flailing it around like a mace of autism wont make you win an argument outside of your own cranium. The real sad thing is that not only your fic is 110% completely unironic, but that you also think you have talent and good humor. I dare you to put screencaps of these threads onto your good boy point wall on Deviant Art, like you did with your leddit shit.

This abomination of a chad meme tells people more about (((you ))) than you think. It's an analogy to your abyssmal writing and atrocious personality.
Anonymous
4o7hh
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No.3687
>>3686
>I dare you to put screencaps of these threads onto your good boy point wall on Deviant Art, like you did with your leddit shit.
This, and don't be a faggot: include King Battlebrit's original story and Glim Glam's deconstruction of your work.
Anonymous
M/1E1
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thlAP
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No.3689
>>3685
>ledditor completely bastardizes the original comedic virgin/chad meme
>After consumption the plebbit regurgitates it as unironic self praise for himself
>He does it all with no sense of comedy accompanied with his standard verbal vomit.
Yet another shining example of your massive unsatable love of your own cock. Well nobody else will give you praise so may as well go down on your own ego right? I don't think I've ever seen the chad meme this covered in walls of text, it's truly a real example of prime lolcow.
Anonymous
LPrvE
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No.3690
>>3679
This. If you didn't want to make front page so damn much, you shouldn't have shilled this fucking hard for your shit fanfic. You can't stop this. You could have prevented it, but you can no longer stop it.

Anonymous
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No.3691
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>>3685
>deplatforming for being right
>deplatforming

Nigger, you came here, with the intention of advertising, you got shit-talked to an extent you couldn't handle, and you deleted your own goddamn fanfiction off the site. If you stopped shilling, if you stopped spending thread after thread ignoring all criticism to defend your fiction like you think liking it is a moral imperative, then none of this would have happened. Hell, even after the other thread first started, you could have just dropped off the face of the earth and most of the shit-talk would be over in a few days. MAYBE weeks.
Anonymous
M/1E1
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No.3692
>Yeah, I have an OC. He's a pretty cool unicorn guy
Definitely my favorite
Anonymous
o6DkH
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No.3693
3694
>>3688
Oh yeah, don't forget this. I'm 99% sure it's Nigel, he mentioned Pokémon and shit in his fimfic profile.
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/66436.html
Anonymous
p3eDq
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No.3694
>>3693
I remember that thread, and I agree it reeks of Nigel.
He never rated my metapod trainer ;_;