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Pony Savagely Beats Commie
Anonymous
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Who wants to see a fanfic in which, halfway through chapter one, my donut steel OC debates Glimmer and then kicks her ass when she attacks him?
450 replies and 197 files omitted.
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>>3794
I make one thread that says one thing and another that says another thing
>so you're saying one thing
pachinko
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Hey did anyone see what I did there, with the dogs in the silver fic?
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>>3791
>Why are (((the subversive elements))) alternating between bumping this thread and the other one?
>You're projecting onto me
Actually faglord you chose to ignore Glim's deconstruction so you could skirt over here instead of ever facing the fact there's massive problems in your story. So instead you decided to come over here and dump your dogma on the thread expecting people to lap it up, didn't happen and then you go right back to reacting like a leftist claiming that everyone who criticizes it is a 'subversive element'.

>You want me to feel bad for not loving your cartoon waifu. You're pathetic
No Nigel, you want to make everyone feel bad for not obsessively hating a pink pony like you and anyone who doesn't take your vision of FiM and the perfect OC as gospel is a glimmernigger. That's pathetic, YOU are pathetic.

Spoiler alert! Does anyone care? Oh. I thought not, no one is interested in your character here.
>He is Applejack's Cousin
>The SHINING Silver Star of the Apple Family
If all you're doing is retcons and ooc characters then what you're writing is an AU, pretending it isnt one and doing it all through the worst marysue ever conceived who just happens to be related to one of the mane6. A move in itself that's disgustingly mediocre writer's pet sue-heavy but falls by the wayside on the sheer amount of undeserved talent fortune, skill and praise this OC you created gets by everyone he comes into contant with ends up licking his balls (except Starlight who just serves as a punching bag for your obsessive hate of her.) within a couple scenes over 'accomplishments' nobody reading the story has ever seen. and the ones that we do see is that Silver can do literally anything he wants to because you're a hack and a bad writer. You are invested in your OC so much that you tout him over every other character and lose touch with the reader as you go into another fangasm about your OC writing another wall of inner monologue, if we're lucky. And if he says it outloud then the other ponies will just eat it up and bow down to how great he is.

And this is what's pathetic.
>"Starlight doesnt have any remorse"
>"and perhaps she was just better off as somepony quietly resented by everypony"
The crux of (You)r long winded hate and Silver "the 'Star' psuedoname is about my ponut tee-hee" Star parroting what (You) think, just like in your blogs. It's a load and so far out of character for Twilight that it's clear sock puppetry to stroke yourself.

One of the key points about Starlight's character is she herself brings up her mistakes in the past and she has to learn to let things go with self-confidence and self-control. The very first line she said to Twilight in S6 is "I still cant believe you're letting me stay here... as your pupil... after what I did" If that doesnt sound like remorse to you then you are beyond help. One of the other key points about Twilight is her understanding nature as the voice of reason and willing to listen, but makes an effort to do the right thing. And she demonstrates this with Starlight appealing to her emotional side instead of fighting her. The fact you feel the need to retcon achivements of not only Starlight saving Equestria in S6 and personal growth of characters including Trixie so you can reset it back to low-hanging-fruit so Starlight is a barely redeemed villain, and Trixie too but also retcon Twilight's achivement with saving Glimmer shows at least on some level that you know that your hate-boner is nothing but petty bias being shoved down the reader's throat in redundant and insulting manors.
Anonymous
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>>3795
>pachinko
Wat

No we're saying that you dredge up all the same shit, making a fuss every month and then fail to justify your views or content, or at LEAST start a discussion on a relevant topic. And you make a new thread for it every time you make a new chapter or minuscule amount of change to your work, as if people want a new thread before the last ones even gotten past a hundred replies.
Anonymous
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>>3797
Nothing says "Apple Family(TM)" like a wealthy businessman who built his empire on screwing over anyone whose business practices he dislikes, a boistrous and obnoxious personality with no depth or sense of southern hospitality, and an obsession with proving yourself right at the direct expense of any semblence of honesty.
Anonymous
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>>3544
Sounds good.
Anonymous
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>>3799
He'd fit right in with Flim and Flam, though.
Anonymous
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>>3801
Funny you mention them. I always found it odd how the ponies rejected them - they provided service the ponies were even more satisfied with than the Apple Family's. Seems dumb they were so combatant at first when the brothers did little to nothing wrong before their competition. In the end AJ's family proved better in terms of customer relations and individuality, but they could have coincided or simply been more cordial and diplomatic in divying up turf. But then again the show's staff has revealed themselves to be leftists.

Unfortunate. But at least they sang a helluva showtune!
Anonymous
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>>3802
The only reason they rejected them was because their swill turned out to be inferior, at least the top barrels were because they stepped up the speed. Seems to imply that they care more about good cider than whoever's making it, though they did have misgivings about the Apples losing.
Anonymous
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>>3797
>One of the key points about Starlight's character is she herself brings up her mistakes in the past and she has to learn to let things go with self-confidence and self-control.
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>>3804
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Eloquently spoken.
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>>3805

i think Nigel is trying to metaphorically teabag your comment
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>>3806
Now you're getting it. I normally respond with more than that, but that guy just had so little self-awareness, I couldn't find it in me to respond with anything smarter than anti-humor.
The failed attempt at a big-boy vocabulary earlier in the thread, from the Glimmer defense force, that was funny.
And the "Your OC is more Sueish than Glimmer! Also Glimmer is not Sue!" shit, that was funny, too.
And the time some idiot tried to split nonexistant hairs over his personal definitions of words when it came to Silver not thinking a pony should be proud of committing mass murder, something that really got his goat. That was pretty funny.
But I'm not just here to laugh at the Glimmer Defense Force and their constant quest to convince the world that they are the pure and virtuous and totally-not-pathetic ones.
Every post I make in this thread triggers another round of "Duhuhuh"s and "Teeheehee"s from these entitled peanut-gallery brainlets who get off on berating and harassing people who don't like their waifu.
Another round of them projecting their insecurities and personal failings onto me, as they demand that I treat them nicer and gibs them what they want: An apology for what my fictional character did to their waifu and said about their collective left-wing ideology.
I'll never give them an apology for not liking their waifu, because I have done nothing wrong.
Here's something interesting to note.
I've never had any problems with Ratchet and Clank fans after I said "Fuck that one Nanotech upgrade".
I've never had any problems with Fairly Odd Parents fans after I said "Fuck Chloe, Sparky, Foop, and all the other Poochies".
I've never had any problems with Pokemon fans after I said "Fuck Toxapex and fuck Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee".
Even the Bugthesderp fandom... It said "Fuck off" when I complained about the worse-than-micheal-bay clusterfuck that was Fallout 4, its scummy "Pay extra for what you loved in Skyrim and got in that game for free!" DLC model, its extra-scummy microtransaction Paid Mods model, and more. But that was it. It didn't harass me across multiple sites.
Hell, you know the Naruto fandom? When I called Itachi Uchiha an overhyped emotionally-stunted overpowered brainlet and the biggest Gary Stu in a whole clan of dedicated Gary Stus and a franchise that had gone off the rails long ago, they did not get anywhere near as butthurt as the Glimmer fanboys get when you say anything bad about their waifu.
Have you SEEN what these crying leftists are demanding in this thread as they poorly try to impersonate what they think redpilled channers sound like?
They are calling for an end to the potential fictional relationship between a fictional character I made up and my take on someone else's fictional character, just because that one fictional character hurt Glimmyglam.
They think it's evil and unforgiveable for Silver to defend himself when a violent mass-murderer gets physical (Well, magical) with him after failing to back up her inane political beliefs in a debate.
They don't have a problem with any of the shit she's done to innocent ponies(Gee, I wonder what kind of childhood Apple Bloom grew up with in the war universe. Gee, I wonder where everypony is in the "Discord taunts Celestia and Luna for eternity" universe. Gee, I sure don't see many foals in Fluttershy's Changeling-fighting survivalist tribe), but they have a problem with her facing the consequences of pissing off and attacking someone who can outthink and outfight their violent, disrespectful, screeching commie brute prone to overreacting. You know, their spirit animal.
They can call my work "Toxic" and "Transphobic"- I mean "Shitty" and "Mary Sueish" all they want. They can call me pathetic all they want. They sure have done a lot more of the latter, but that's how the left operates. They harass people, they try to intimidate people, and they attack people instead of ideas, while trying to replace good ideas with leftist ideas.
I'm sure enough honest, redpilled people on this website have figured out why I'm still posting in this thread, and I think that's why they left this thread.
I'm distracting the leftist raiders who ruined 4/mlp/, took over MLPforums, turned Derpibooru into a cucked glimmy circlejerk, and sucked the balls of Fimfiction moderators.
I'm keeping the Glimmer Internet Defense Force and their weaponized patheticness concentrated here, in this thread, so the rest of /mlpol/ can continue to enjoy a website without them.
And if I have to endure being called a "Faggot" a few more times? Well, so be it.
Perhaps they'll photoshop my OC some more. Then again, they don't exactly have the talent for it.
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>>3807
It's OK. We'll get through this together one step at a time, no matter how long it takes. I'm here for you.
Anonymous
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>>3807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-be9Yi5hl28

that wasnt me understanding you Nigel, i just applied crazy people logic to your failed attempt at shitposting. sit the fuck down.
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>>3807
Excuse me, are you ASSUMING who MY WAIFU is?
How DARE you, sir! I am insulted that you believe you know better as to who MY WAIFU is or should be! The absolute GALL of it all! It's an OUTRAGE!
I'll have you know that my waifu is actually the apple horse, and that I am offended you would believe she would be anything less than the perfect apple horse she is!
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>>3806
It's just more leddit speak, it's ingrained into him over years so he doesn't know how to turn it off.

>>3804
You said this earlier
>I find it difficult to really pin down who these canon characters are, and are supposed to be, with how inconsistently they are written in the show. Part of me says to ignore how characters act in episodes where they look or act like asshats, and episodes that are just written badly in general, but that doesn't leave me with a lot of episodes.
And that would be fine, except for the fact that your bias and personal feelings and fantasy gets in the way of telling a good story. Pro tip: If you don't have a good grasp on the characters you are writing then don't do a 100k fic with them as focal points

Starlight isn't my waifu either, you mongoloid.
Every time you retreat back into your knee-jerk response that everyone's a glimmernigger out to get you from discord and fimfiction you will never improve, because that's just an excuse. Here's a simple review of Starlight Glimmer for you since you are so dense. With your autistic bias, lack of understanding of human concepts and thinking you can brush all of it under the rug with a leddit meme. Ready? Pay attention you stupid nigger, I'm highlighting this all for your retarded ass but it's more then you're worth. These are the three 'big events' which introduce the audience to Old Starlight who she was, how she has changed as New Starlight, and how she remains the same.

>S5 Premier - Lack of Self Control
Aside from the communism equality she used used magic to solve the cutiemark 'problems' and when things go South for her being exposed she doubles down on her stance as a control freak and is overthrown. Bitter that she was defeated, she takes the cutiemarks of the mane6 and runs. When her Old Town ponies get in her way, she threatens them with a laser horn spell and uses it on them, but Twilight deflects it. Everything about this is Starlight not having enough self control and lashing out at others when she didn't get what she wanted.

>S5 Finale - Lack of Self Control & Lack of Confidence
She goes full personal-vendetta against Twilight with time-travel and shuts her down every time Twilight comes back in time. Later after Twilight pulls her into the future Starlight has a LoSC outburst "Change my mind? You don't know anything about me! I was perfectly happy before you and your friends ruined what I built!" - "You want to know what happened to me?! I'll show you!" Drags her back in time and find that it's a LoC that drove her to become a villain. Sunburst got his cutiemark and she didnt. At the end she fluctuates between the two lows "I thought Sunburst and I were the same. But we turned out different, and it tore our friendship apart!" - "How do I know they won't all end the same way?". Starlight had little to no confidence that she could make any new friends naturally and it was only overcoming her low esteem to give a chance on making new friends after Twilight's pleading to her that she ended her revenge scheme.

>S6 Premier - Lack of Self Confidence.
Starlight freaks out and avoids trying to rekindle her first friendship with Sunburst and thinks hes better than her. "I mean, he's probably some big important wizard now, and... I can't even find my way around Twilight's castle" Spike nearly causes her into a panic attack with this line " Maybe you'll never be able to learn anything about friendship at all! It's almost like your whole future depends on this moment..

She nervously dodges all the questions Sunburst tosses at her, while spilling tea and then after it falls through says "Well, Spike, looks like my biggest fears came true. I wouldn't be surprised if Twilight decides to give up on me entirely." She thinks she's not good enough to be his friend "It's not the list, Spike. Or you. Or Twilight. I'm the one Sunburst doesn't want to be friends with." and says "Thanks, Spike. At least I have two friends" which means she knows that the other mane6 are just associates of Twilight, but she doesn't feel like she has a good connection with them yet. Then a later lack of self control AND lack of self confidence makes her go into a tear-filled outburst. "Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind!" - "so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!"

These old flaws are still present in New Starlight, they are crucial to her as a character as a whole and why they stick around.
Overcoming these flaws are when she has her big (S6 Finale) or small victories, while falling back on them (S8-e14) is when she gets into trouble. every. single. time.
Anonymous
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>>3807
You aren't a bad writer because you are 'mean' to one character. You are a bad writer because you have no respect for these characters and who they are to begin with. Nor the world they live in, the experiences they've shared or the established canon. Starlight is merely a straw-man for you with propped up fanon crimes as you regurgitate your blog on her. And your butcher job doesn't ends with just Starlight either, because that goes for everyone in FiM that isn't your OC because you only have a weak understanding of FiM as a whole.

The only thing you care about is your self-insert ejaculating all over FiM and inside Twilight like you think he deserves. You've been using him as a proxy in the story to re-mold FiM to your favor through your OC and just one of those checkmarks to "fix it one by one." with infinite money. You think with the paper-thin depth of your dick of shipping your abysmal mary sue OC with Twilight and don't even realize that it's inherent to the core of Twilight's character to compel others to do the right thing as she would, and turn away from them if they don't. This scenario has happened in the show to someone else, but you will write that off because it doesn't get you hard.

>She smiled, stopped, nervously looked around, reassured herself that she really was alone, and squeed harder. "I just got hugged by Silver Star!" She shouted gleefully, prancing around the room.
You are a bad writer because you are a lazy as fuck one, you've made an OC who's already world-famous a forced loved interest without actually doing a damn thing to earn her it. To begin with Twilight getting reduced to a brainless school girl fangirl like in your fiction is even more insulting here then it was when Hasbro tried to ship her with Flash. You managed to out do that, one of the most hated ships in the fandom, with your OC ship. Now if Twilight getting a big remodeled castle from Silver but still put an end to the relationship because Even IF Silver was sincere about giving her a brand new castle as a gift (which nobody believes because he's a scumbag) "You're not the pony I thought you were" This scenario has happened in the show to someone else, but you will write that off because it doesn't make your peepee happy.

It would be something in character Twilight would say after what he did, it would show respect to Twilight as a character and how she cant be bought forgiveness by gifts if it goes against her principles with shallow trash, and she likes simple gifts with thought anyways not elaborate bullshit. Silver having to make amends through fixing his mess with Glimmer and becoming a better man instead of throwing more money or magic bullshit spells at it like he always does. But you won't do it, because you don't have the balls to do it, and because you don't respect her as a character any more than you respect Glimmer as a character. You would sooner make Silver cast a spell on Twilight and invade her mind to forget about what he did than invalidate your mary sue ship with one of your waifus. Twilight is just something you want to put your dick in. That's as far as her role in your trashheap goes and that's as much as you're willing to give her. You are unable to separate your personal faptime thoughts of your OC giving Twilight the D. from the plot for sake of a better story, just like you are unable to separate your sperging blog points about Glimmer, communism and whatever else you can dump on the reader in a truckload of words that turn everyone away.

That's why you're a bad writer, Nigel.
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How would my work improve if I listened to the rabid Glimmer fans who would loathe it no matter what I did? How would my work improve if I listened to the people who want Twilight to tell Silver to get out of her town and never show his face around her again?
Anonymous
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>>3813
>Twilight to tell Silver to get out of her town and never show his face around her again?
Because than Silver can come back as a improved pony that Twilght will fall for.
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>>3807
I will say two things.
Firstly, if we are the leftish-glimmer-internet defense force and you are keeping us from invading the rest of the site by keeping us here, it is kind of dumb to tells us about it. Futhermore, I wasn't aware that a bunch of leftish-communist-glimmerniggers were raiding our threads with such intensity that you needed to sacrifice your precious time to save use from them.
Secondly, if you are going with either that Starlight just pretends to be reformed or that she deserves a worse punishment for her crime, your doing it wrong. If Starlight is just pretending, then she would not even argue against Silver since she wants ponies to think that she is reformed so she can conspire. If she has somekind of magic that makes her influnce the ponies around her to do her biding, then why has she not acted against equestria yet. Or atleast tired remake ponyville into her own town. A better approach to having Glimmer fake her reformation is to make your plot similar to the fanfiction: "The devil's trick." You can find it on your favorite website, fimfiction. In it, Luna is just pretending to be reformed and Twilight figures it out slowly. It is actaully not as cool as it sounds. It is not really a mystery in my opinion. But your story could be a mystery novel were Silver figures out that Starlight is actaully not reformed while he is in ponyville and that she conspires to take over the world or whatever.
If Silver thinks she deserves a worse punishment, he should go through the authorities. Also, reminder that in this senario Starlight is trying to repent for her wrong doings. Anyway, does authorities being Twilight and other Princesses. Not take the law in his own hands and punish her.
It is so strange. I agree with your post above about fim or at least most of it. That is why this so strange. I don't think you're stupid. You do say wise things sometimes and THEN you write this fic.
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>>3808
Hehe, cute.
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>>3815
In his mind, Mlpol has been under invasion from the glimmerniggers for over a year and he is single-handedly holding back the onslaught with his liberal use of epithets and catch-phrases. His absence of reason is well documented and as obvious to others as he claims it is obvious that everyone here who disagrees with him is a lefty SJW glimmernigger commie.
In reality he's an MLP jew, kicked out of every community he's ever participated in and around, but 'totally not his fault, its a conspiracy against him'.
Anonymous
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>>3817
He checks off a surprising number of these: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/spycatcher/201805/living-the-paranoid-narcissist
There are things worse than death.
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>>3813

>How would my work improve.

It can not and It will not. Nigel. Ever. Not now and not in the future. Period.

Jason, i know you are dumb as a brick and twice as dense, but Glim Glam and others have ad nauseum pointed out that the works you shit out are absolutely horrid. Repulsive on a molecular level. This is on the level of Sonichu and Linkara's Lightbringer, if not arguably worse though if one considers your whole autistic body and your toxic self-felating personality as a whole.

You never accept criticism, constructive, well meaning or otherwise. Your objectively best move to action would be to never fucking write a thing in your life ever again. You are not suitable to do it. If you continue you will only earn yourself more hostility, hate & public outrage. Not just here, on the whole internet. Just stop. Stop and never post something publicly again. Look at these 2 threads you provoked. This is but a taste of what you will get if you continue walking down this path. You chose to be an ignorant twat and this kingdom of dirt is your reward.

Now you are probably saying "Oh but i am not retarded! I deserve love and admiration for my creativity! I have a right to pursue my dreams!". No. No you do not. I mean, yes, you can try but see what it got you so far. Your best work has a 50/50 like/dislike ratio. Your DA gallery is eyebleach. Your Youtube channel a massgrave Your hopes and dreams of success have become a monstrosity. Why is it that lolcows always need to have this warped image of themselves, that they are just wonderful misunderstood snowflakes that can do no wrong?

Nigel, I am no doctor but let me just tell you that you are one of the worst people i have ever had the misfortune to encounter on the entire Internet in over 20 years and considering where we are that is one hell of an accomplishment. I would not want to associate with you if you were my brother, I already feel ashamed that i have to share the same platform with you. If it was up to me, i would put you in a rubber cell and never let you out again. People like you are the reason why internet users will have to pass a sanity test in the future. You are a danger to yourself and your family because you dont fucking understand how to secure your identity and not be a drag on online communties. contain your fucking tard cum.
最高の馬 Glimmer Internet Defense Force™ ¤¤ Official MLPOL Princess Account™
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>>3813
At this point I think most of us would be happy if you simply acknowledged that it's possible people just don't like your writing, and not everything is a Glimmernigger™ conspiracy against you.

How many people need to tell you your story is shit, and give you the exact same reasons for why it's shit, before you are willing to admit that maybe, just maybe, you wrote a bad story? At this point I don't even care what you want to write about. If you really want to write a story where Glimmer gets beat up and kicked into another dimension then fine, if you really want to ship your god-awful character with Twilight then fine; just fucking learn how to write it well.

Learn how to write the canon MLP characters in a way that isn't insulting to anyone who likes them. Stop trying to rewrite the entire series and ram your headcanon down everyone's throat. Stop writing Twilight like she's just some brainless teenager with a crush. Learn how to structure a goddamn narrative. Above all, learn to accept criticism with at least a pretense of dignity.

The world doesn't owe you a blowjob, Nigel.
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>>3818
He doesn't just check off most of those, he checks off at least 70 out of 80. And if we're talking about his dumb fictional character, I can say with absolute confidence he checks off at least 75
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>>3814
*Ding ding ding*
Give this man a prize! A turning point and a challenge! Rock bottom for the main character to overcome? Nah. That's too much work to actually give a reason for anyone to give a shit about Silver, ever. Here have this skill that he mastered instead, that's just as good. Be impressed! Fall for him! Give me monei pls! I em professnel.

>>3813
>rabid Glimmer fans who would loathe it no matter what I did?
You know when a leftist calls all their detractors racist even when they have nothing to stand on? That's what you're doing right now.

The only thing that you accomplished here is drilled into the readers head is that you, and your self insert have no way of impressing any character without bending characters to your will and breaking canon completely, which always goes this OC's favor. Each and every chapter is just a different masturbation exercise for Silver Star to splurge all over the characters with how amazing and cool he is with no world building in sight. Every single chapter has new ways for Nigel to force in completely new ways for him to WoW!Silver and add on yet another talent from the void that he is a master at because he just is that great. We can't forget showing off with another spell that has never existed, and only his OC can do either!

Observe.
>I get to freely summon birds beneath my rank in their system and access their vast libraries at will. As for the Foxponies, I built their capital. They like me, and a lot of them like getting to build and fight for me.”
>“You built what?!” Twilight gasped. “How? That’s not possible! Nopony had ever even seen a Foxpony before-”
Yes, did you know that Silver Star not only knows a foxpony (WoW! Silver) but also built their capital? (WoW! Silver) Because damn. I sure think mares are ready to drop their metaphorical panties over that. But wait, hold that phone there's more! The xtreme4uGear? Oh yeah, did you know hoverboards existed in Equestria? I didn't but they do now! I guess that could be neat. oh but they were banned, and they are unsafe, well shit... But wait! That's ok because Silver is now an inventor of them and solved all those problems by himself and then sells all his super-rad hoverboards to other dumb and talentless ponies who want to fly like a pegasus. This would be a fine base and likable personality trait had it been anyone else, it's too bad that you've already spent yourself over giving him every talent and magical ability in the book so it's just wasted on more flavor-of-the-day egotism as expected from your blackhole sue.

You decide to make up fanon on the spot that breaks canon over and over and you do it for the only reason of other characters getting wet over your mary sue. And you decide to put characters in a scene only as a means for you to dump your exposition on, or Silver would be talking to himself. The scene with Twilight asking one liners about 2xtremegear? Twilight is just a tool for you to unload another pile of verbal diarrhea, she has no real impact on the conversation. And we can chalk on the fact none of this exposition dump will ever get brought up again so this is a complete waste of time no one cares about and any writer worth his salt would trim it down or transition to a different scene, maybe about the other ponies, anything that can spare us for more of your autism walls. It's the same problem as what happened when you decided to have an 'argument' with Starlight. What makes the 2xtremegear scene accurate to Twilight, one who nerds out at the drop of a hat? Because all these questions could just be asked by literally any one else. You don't know how to write dialog because you don't know these characters. Did you think changing the subject or the scene would make this glaring problem in your writing go away? Because it doesn't

Wouldn't you know it, the hoverboards are only introduced for Silver to do a backflip and use some more instant-win magic spell nobody else can do. (WoW! Silver)
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No.3823
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>>3822
>Extreme Gears are hoverboards
>Classification system including Speed, Flight, and Power
>Reference to grinding specifically
>IT'S LITERALLY LIFTED FROM SONIC RIDERS
>I was fucking right and I didn't even mean to be right

I know I should be laughing even harder, but....I just can't
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No.3824
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>>3822
>>3823
You can't make this shit up.
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>But your story could be a mystery novel were Silver figures out that Starlight is actaully not reformed while he is in ponyville and that she conspires to take over the world or whatever.
Oh sweet summer child. That isn't how Nigel's epic works in the slighest.

>>3823
>>3824
What's that? I hope you like half the chapter dedicated to splurging about MLP Riders as if it was a board meeting.

>“Woah!” Rainbow Dash gasped in awe.
>“Looks like Rarity might have some competition!” Applejack said, checking out the models on display, especially one that caught her eye.

Yes folks, even in a complete different field which has nothing to do with fashion, Silvers sense of style might be a danger to Rarity's dress business.
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No.3826
>>3825
https://youtu.be/d-Wa1CfZzKY?t=583

>I get it, okay? It just floats and that's good enough for me.
If only Nigel took the same notes on magic as Sonic Team did on this game's scifi elements.
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No.3827
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How exactly does a quadraped ride a flying skateboard designed for bipeds to ride sideways? Their hip structure wouldn't allow it
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No.3828
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>>3827
S-s-shut up glimmernigger! Ponies can totally stand on two hooves like a skater, because they're totally cool!
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>>3828
Stupid nano-man denying laws of physics.
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No.3830
>>3827
Obviously they'd have to by two: one for their right hooves and one for their left. One simple design to ensure double the profits. Silver is truly a business genius.
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No.3831
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>>3819
>1st pic
I guess the strategy of "throwing as much shit at the wall as possible and seeing what sticks", isn't always viable.

How did you find his youtube channel anyways, was there a link in his FIMfiction account or something? Also, it looks like you threw him a pity view there, hue.
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I'm being called retarded by people who organized a mass harassment campaign against me across multiple sites for not liking their pony waifu.
It's a shame nu-FIM makes so many episodes about criticism being evil. Perhaps, if they made an episode about self-awareness, they'd learn something.
最高の馬 Glimmer Internet Defense Force™ ¤¤ Official MLPOL Princess Account™
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>>3832

Is anyone else beginning to wonder if Nigel might be a bot? No matter what anyone says to him he always replies with some combination of the same words and phrases.
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>>3831

I got access to Nigels IRL named youtube channel last year during the prelude of Glimmergate before he was declared a protected Modpet by Lotus and some other mod who wanted to keep him around for the lulz. I forgot it about it, but rediscovered him when he left a comment on one of Tyrones promo videos.

Also one of my Compatriots on Discord turned out to be an oldskool Glimmernigger and supplied with some Intel on this cow.

>>3833

I've talked with chatbots with more inspirational algorhytms than Jason's incoherent ramblings.

>>3817

I would not even be surprised if Jason was in fact an ethnic jew. He certainly behaves just like one, even without his dreadful history. See him spinning like a dreidel oy veying when he is not being permapraised 24/7.

>>3832

pics related. take your meds Jason. The Glimmernigeria World Order will take care of you soon enough.

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No.3835
>>3833
It would make more sense I admit, but truth is often stranger than FiMfiction
>>3832
MLPOL! This is HIS mindstet!
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>>3832
I'm not even going to give you any credence on your claim, and just continue tearing your magnum opus down.
Too bad I'll be gone a week, so the rest will have to wait, while your OC ass recovers from the reaming.

YOUR SHIP IS GARBAGE NIGEL.
Your character is fucking boring and there is nothing to root for at any point.

Chapter 2 is the first introduction to us from Twilight's PoV.
Of course, since this is a Nigelfic it MUST be about Silver and how she just cant wait to take his cock into her mouth, too bad for her he's actually into stalions eh? Let's see how it plays out.

Her views on Silver "My real fortune comes from being the most successful at taking zigger dick porn" Star.
>“He didn't invent boarding schools or night schools.” Spike pointed out. “No, but he made the best ones yet.” Twilight said,
>“I know of him!” She said gleefully, opening up her closet and looking at the few hung-up articles of clothing she owned before becoming a princess on the left, the outfits she'd gained for princess stuff after becoming a princess on the right. “With all the breakthroughs he's made in the field, field magic, and the field of magical fielding, you could fill more than a hundred books with all he's discovered! And I have all two hundred!”
>“Yes, that, but more importantly,” Twilight waved that away with a hoof, and began nerding out once more. “He single-hoofedly revolutionized the field of summoning magic, created over a thousand spells, and made his own chain of enchanted item stores all over Equestria!”

Right out the gate, not only do you start yourself with an easy victory to get into her pants as she's already a fangirl. But you make sure to go the extra inch on bending over to push that dick a little further about how anybody who's anybody would know WoW!Silver. We clearly havent had enough WOW!Silver of you sperging about his 'achivements' through other characters so let's continue. This time it's through back and forth of Twilight and Spike licking at your OC's balls who's not even in the room and they havent even met in person. Not even Spike plays the voice of reason here as he often does, he's too busy screaming about how great a literallywho is to the reader, with events nobody has ever seen and never will. Meaningless facts that are nothing more than padding for a DiY fleshlight. I can already hear it.

'Hey get it right. MY OC IS THE BEST THING EVER. Fuck canon, and fuck you! B-but you better worship me and PAY me or you are a glimmernigger!'
[/Nigel]

>"And he made those magical arenas that'll let anypony fight - What are they called again, temporal echoes? - of retired Magical Duellists in their prime, and temporal echoes of duellists that are still around now, but different! He's the reason why Rocky Road '02 VS Rocky Road '12 happened!” Spike enthused.
>"And he's written over two hundred books about the alternate worlds he's visited! The art, and the history, and the SCIENCE! Do you know how many patents he owns? Do you know how many history books he's written?!"
>"No, but I know he's a metal music star too! I think I have one of his CDs!" Spike declared.
The character is written to said to be godlike and more important than Equestria's most talented mage, Starswirl the Bearded whom I might add is still Twilight's idol even if you negated and retcon all of Season 7 & 8. You are doing this to make her less of a challenge to win over, and it will play right into your trash with how he is better experienced, smarter and more magical than Twilight so he will always better than her like after your anime fight with strawman glimmer plays out.

Since we already saw Silver "Everything you've herd about my love for marecock is true" Star performing magic out his ass without a sweat in Chapter 1 and know Twilight isn't a liar then all this isn't just hear-say but actual blackhole sue events that only conspired in your own little world. It's cute that you think giving a handjob to yourself through Twilight will not make him a blackhole sue. And as we can all see, IT DOESNT WORK. There is nothing here for the reader to engange in, this never gets any better so the OC should be entirely scrapped and redone. Just throw the baby out with the bathwater.

>“And best of all... When he attended the Royal Canterlot Academy of Magical Duelling, he took on their unbeatable Impossible Test and he passed it with flying colors! He actually passed a test Princess Celestia and over fifty expert theorists helped craft to be absolutely impossible!”
>"Or he cheated so well, the Academy staff couldn't tell.” Spike snarked.
>“That'd be even MORE impressive!

"Wait, you're gonna wear <i>clothes</i> for this guy?” Spike said in surprise.
“Absolutely!” Twilight declared.

I personally love that jab at you demeaning Twilight. And the irony of both Silver and Starlight having magical prowess without 'being boosted by a rainboom' isn't lost on me at all.(WoW!Silver) But then he also has impressed and won over even Celestia and the brightest of Equestria. (WoW!Silver) And has mastery and success of fields even outside of magic like being in a band (WoW!Silver) How anyone could read the above and come to the conclusion that (WoW!Silver) is anything but a blackhole mary-sue is not living on the same plane of existance as the rest of us. But that's not enough, he needs to be the best comic book writer too, and a magazine owner and runs his own schools. (WoW!Silver)
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>>3836

You remember how everyone loved that thing in MLPFiM the 'impossible test'? No? Well you remember how Nigelight was sperging out about it earlier in the chapter? Will the author do anything with this?

>”I hear ponies that want to get into Duel Academy have to take this entrance exam, and I heard there's a part of it that's said to be... Unbeatable.”
>“It is.” He purred with a feline smirk, lowering his voice and moving closer still.
>“How did you do it?” She asked eagerly.
>“Come closer.” He said, leaning forward.
>“Closer.” He whispered, and she moved even closer, her raised ear almost touching his lips.
>His voice was, even for her, at this distance, and even to her pony ears, barely audible. “I am...” He paused dramatically. ”Awesome.”
>It's ok. Now can you tell me how you did it? Or at least tell me what the test is?”
>“Well, the test is unbeatable... But I'm also unbeatable, so the two unbeatables cancelled each other out and I won.” Silver explained.
>“Also I exploited a massive loophole in the test's design.” Silver said quickly.

'Well My OC outsmarted the best minds of Equestria in an event that the audience never saw. But you will just have take my word for it and believe me, it sure was IMPRESSIVE. I won't tell you what happened or how I did it or what this exploit was EVER, how do you hook a reader anyways? It's okay because Twilight passed something that never happened too! But she was magically boosted so that's not as impressive... so it's ok for her to get wet about it'

'Uh you want the actual details of what happened at the event? Hahah I'm not interested in any of that sorry. I just like extremely long filler to make sure I point out that my OC the B-E-S-T. and then abruptly change the subject, never to come up again in the story. Have you noticed? My fic is just a long winded fantasy for him to rut me as I self project onto any mare. Yes I am gay for my own OC, You're not?

[/Nigel]
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>>3837

GlimGlam, i strongly recommend you release this review on youtube, fimfiction and deviant art. Maybe other sites as well. I am sure places like Kiwifarms or the lolcow wiki would also love to have a read of this.
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>>3838
I kinda wanna make a video of it all, too. Maybe we could do a dramatic reading/rant using this as a script?
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>>3838
>>3839
I'd love to see that.
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What's he doing to his channel now? FNV lmao.
Oh, and Nigel is the only person who avoids vaguely terroristic leet hacker posts coming straight from Israel.
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>>3841
What posts? I have no idea what you mean by the last sentence
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I think the funniest post in this thread so far is this one where I tell the glimmer army how to critique better using a picture
and the response is "no u need 2 be nicer! also fuk u ur the worst hoomin ever!"
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>>3837
It's called foreshadowing, I'm setting something up that gets revealed 20 chapters from now when you see that part of the guy's "Rags to riches" backstory.