>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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[8d20 = 83]
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.
By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.
By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
>>63599
Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
[1d20+20 = 32]
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
>>63600
Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604
If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604
If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>63603
Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
>>63603
Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
>>63609
It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
>>63612
"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
>>63615
"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
>>63618
"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
>>63617
>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
>>63621
Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
>>63620
Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today
>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots"
"Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you"
"Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today
>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots"
"Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you"
"Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
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>>63622
The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625
Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625
Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
>>63623
The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
[1d20+5 = 17]
>>63626
reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
>>63626
reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
[1d20 = 8]
>>63630
"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
>>63630
"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
[6d20 = 71]
>>63631
Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
>>63631
Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
>>63634
>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"
Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"
Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
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Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
>>63640
"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
Benis XDDDDD
>>63642
Ah k, perfect.
>>63641
"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644
Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
Ah k, perfect.
>>63641
"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644
Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
>>63646
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
>>63651
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649
>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649
>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63652
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
>>63652
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
>>63659
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
[2d20 = 17]
>>63663
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
>>63663
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
[2d20 = 28]
>>63666
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.
>>63666
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.
>>63668
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
>>63670
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
>>63672
Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
>>63675
The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
>>63677
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
>>63679
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
>>63681
Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
>>63682
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685
Success
>>63686
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685
Success
>>63686
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
>>63688
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
>>63687
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
>>63690
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
>>63687
Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
>>63692
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not
>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not
>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.
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