>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Tracy has to pick a pocket or two
Torc: Sulking intensifies
>>63093Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
>>63095She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
>>63095Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
>>63100*walks out of tunnels*
"Me find him myself then."
>>63101Tracy appears visibly frustrated
"Reeeeeeee!"
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
>>63104“You feeling ok, meme magician?”
>>63102"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
>>63105"No, not really. But we'll get back to that."
[1d20 = 14]>>63107Reeeeeeeeeeeee! Hug the girl first!
*Trips*
>>63107She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
>>63107"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
>>63110"Me might not make it back, thez me love you."
>>63112Tracy appears personally fixatd on this particular issue
"Reeeeeeee!"
>>63114*Places hand on Pony to try to calm her*
"This is hard on him pony"
[1d20+36 = 56]>>63113Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand >>63113"You're... not... going...
anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
>>63116Yeah he real isn't leaving now.
>>63113*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
>>63116Snap, there's an undeniable oversized-hand that's pretty compulsive
>>63121You're not getting away that easily.
>>63120Isn't it?
>>63121You aren't leaving
>>63122Torc's faggot does a small bow
>>63116"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
>>63121<whoooof>"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
>>63127>>63125Torc strolls up to Infernius
"You aren't strolling to your death before you meet your daughter. Now go fucking talk to her before I adopt her for myself"
>>63130"... I will. At least, I hope to. But for right now, Soros is the least of your concerns."
>>63130Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
>>63131"Reeeeeeeeeeee"
*thrashes in gay fucking hand*
>>63133Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
>>63136"Fuck you nigger, no one cares."
>>63137"The only nigger I'm seeing here is you"
>>63136>>63134"Let him be.... It's not easy missing your daughter's first 14 years of life"
>>63138*spits*
"I bet soros rapes those horses"
"Are you really...?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
>>63142Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
>>63145"You dont understand, me can fix this."
>>63148"No. You all might get killed, and me guess no more enteron."
>>63149"ShhhShhh... It's okay pony. Let them work in out"
HUGS PONY
>>63150"I don't think you understand. Fuck George Soros. Seriously, Fuck that guy!"
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
>>63151"Me understand, you all staying here."
>>63150"I'm not staying put until I can help Felicia"
>>63150"
We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
>>63153"I don't think you can do it alone. Let us get a stab at that fucker"
>>63154"Do you think she's not my responsibility as well?"
>>63154"Me will remove all your limbs except head if you make me."
Stix looks on at the chaos in confusion
>>63156"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
>>63159"
WE" Thez says with emphasis that suggests that she'll not stand for argument. And she's levelled since Infernius last saw her,... not that she couldn't 'assert' herself previous.
>>63157"I can fix that, if its a pissing contest,...."
>>63162"Reeeeeeeee why are you all against me."
>>63160"Well.... You didn't slash her"
>>63158"Me and you both"
>>63163"What are you proposing? It sounds like you want to go off on a death-mission."
>>63166"Better me than you addy and the rest."
>>63167"Listen, I'm about to kick you in the mixxed nuts so hard they become ovaries."
[1d20 = 13]>>63169*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
>>63170"Me will rip out your fucking foal cunt!"
>>63167"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off.
Like last time,...."
>>63172"It's okay Infernius. This situation is stressful for all of us"
>>63172*Wraps lasso around immoble bull and pulls him towards Addy*
>>63175"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
>>63176"Beat me if you like, me a terrible dad. Me deserve to be killed by soros..."
>>63176Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,...."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.
>>63180"This wasn't,..."
"YOU don't get to decide anymore!"
>>63180"You met Sechs Verseiben?"
*sits on Brad, because reasons*
>>63180"Adeline! Dont raise your voice to your mother!"
>>63183reeeeees, because reasonsYou're still being held, pony!
>>63180"There were other Unicorns?"
>>63185Hold her butt then. There's a lot to hold onto.