>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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>>63286"What is 'Dubai,' on that map? And you say that you knew what happened to Slovenia and the like? That you knew where they went? Well, if you know where Soros keeps his tailor, I wouldn't be surprised that if the Tower is nearby"
>>63287"The city no longer houses the Court, there's no need for it anymore."
>>63288"I've never been to Dubai, but Slovenia and Felicia were taken to Bohemian Grove, so that might be a good place to start looking."
>>63286Tracy begins flipping through the wanted posters she took.
"...Has anyone else we knew managed to survive?" She asks grimly
>>63290"I don't know of any, and if somehow there are some then they're either slaves or worse at this point." ~_~
>>63291I assume none of the posters are relevant?
"Bohemian grove sounds like a good place to start..
Wait, if the Imperial city no longer houses the court, does it even still exist?"
>>63289"Bohemian Grove it is then, the best place to start"
>>63292"I suppose that's a good point. Soros could have easily gotten rid of them too. I have no way of knowing."
>>63294"Have you seen many undead?"
>>63295"Aside from the mass in Durpistan, no," she chuckles for a moment. "They sent that after us months ago, thought
that would flush us out," she smiles with a sigh. "Some of them were from Sparintenar. It wasn't until after I put some of them down that I realized we could bolster the city defenses by coralling them."
"Those scaly creatures, down below, where did they come from? Are they demons too?" Tracy asks, knowing nothing about the world
"Are there any other factions working with Soros?"
>>63296"Burning it down just increases the chance that we will all be killed before we get back. We need to be discrete. We need to find a way back"
>>63297"Well... My best guess is that the Court existed recently at least.
I entirely understand why Kefka and The Lady wanted them gone"
>>63299"It was Kefka's court; he could've destroyed them whenever he wanted. Why would he want them gone?"
>>63299"Yea you probably right."
>>63298"Those are the Slaadi. They live underground ordinarily, but they have been contracted by Soros to do his bidding. Rigidly hierarchical, the Grey ones are the ones you have to worry about, though don't get surrounded by the Blue ones either. Anyway, he uses them as an expendable army, without risking any of his abyssal forces. Pawns essentially, except don't tell
them that."
>>63300"I'm not sure that their relationship is that great. In Kefka's case, the combined court could have presented a significant threat to him, and without the Tarrasque he wouldn't have as much leverage. The Court existed before Kefka,... betrayed us,... so who knows what their motivations and networks consist of."
>>63300"My best guess is that he couldn't destroy them whenever he wanted, or that he needed to do it discretely. Why would he want them gone? He didn't trust them. I bet he figured they had their own agenda. And considering they worked with Zion to kill him, it looks like he was right"
>>63302"Betrayed us?"
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>>63304"I thought I mentioned that years ago. Yeah, Kefka was a player too. He's the reason I went to the outer planes in the first place."
>>63306"Wait,
what? I haven't heard any of this! I also haven't even been here a year..."
>>63305"Zion is an empire that came in from the north. They came in as merchants first, but took over slowly, and summoned Soros from the outer planes"
>>63307"We crush them when we get back."
>>63308"Yes. We crush them. Flay them. Everyone of them."
>wants to kill something
"You're right about that."
"Those salami things. If they're already here, does that mean they've relayed our location to the abyssals?"
>>63312"And if so, does that mean Soros's hoard could arrive sooner or later, if they've seen any of us?"
>>63312"Undoubtably, but I doubt they realize the significance of your arrival."
>>63313"Potentially, yes."
I forget, did Brad ever declare who he was in that fight with the groundskeeper, or did he keep his identity obscured (chicken disguise).
>>63314"When we go get thing back?"
So where exactly are we?
Getting ready to leave for the grove?
>>63315I don't think he identified himself, other than as a man of Football. That alone could lead to a conclusion, except he also did a good job of cutting the Gay into pieces and dissolving the body in Holy Ade. I'd say he's fine.
>>63316Thez shrugs, "Whenever we're ready. Bohemian Grove lies in the forest beyond where Kiynen's swamp is,... was perhaps,...."
>>63317Yes
>>63318"I'm ready if need be." Tracy says, stretching
"Question is, who's going to stay behind?"
>>63321*Looks briefly at Addy, Spike, and [insert name here]*
"Well, I don't mean to leave anyone behind, but there are children here.. If those salamis get wise to the situation, they'll have to relocate anyway, but is it right to just take them into uncharted enemy territory..." Tracy says, with a look that expresses that she's not so sure of her proposition
"Shouldn't someone stay here in case the hoard breaks the barrier? Unless you have a plan for where to make camp outside the grove."
pardon my autism. I'm sick as hell and not thinking straight....
>>63320"I'm going, at Lea to help Felicia"
>>63322"I mean you do have point but couldn't kiyen protect them?"
I assumed Kiynen was going to stay with her chicks. Wasn't sure about anyone else though.
>>63322Tremendous stomping can be heard from over the side of the building, crowing closer. Finally, Kiynen swings her massive head over the side of the building (she's crawling up it).
"We're not staying here. If this works, this nightmare scenario can be avoided," she 'quietly' roars.
>>63323"You think about it wrong meme boy, if we get back we can help felica by not letting her get captured."
>>63327Tracy nods with hesitant conviction
>>63328"I agree with I'nis and Kiynen. As much as I hate to leave Felicia and Slovenia - as well as others - to their fate, as well as risking the children, its our best hope."
>>63327"Haven't seen you in a while"
>>63331>>63328"But if we change the past.. what'll happen to all of you in the present..?"
>>63335"I... I don't know that either. But we can't leave things as they are."
>>63331Torc grimaces a little bit before Snek slaps him with his tail
>"Pull yourself together, you can make sure it doesn't happen.""Alright, fine. So where do we start?"
>>63335"Will you all just disappear?" Tracy presses, looking rather confused about the whole situation
>>63339"They were conceived before the time divergence. A different version of them would exist probably, after 15 years"
>>63339"That's one possibility. Another is that this world will continue on, and a new future will be forged for the past timeline, like a parallel dimension. Those who venture to wield such magics are not often available for comment in the aftermath."
>>63340"Uhm,... that's actually
not true,...."
>>63340"What about this version though?"
>>63342"This universe cannot be allowed to continue to exist"
>>63341>>63334"There be happy version but we be with them so we age 15 years too."
>>63341*visible confusion*
>>63343"What about everyone in it though? What would happen to them?"
>>63334"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*dabs back*
>>63345"Replaced by something better"
>>63343"I agree."
>>63344>>63347"If everything works out, that's the idea/plan."
this is why time travel stories piss me off sometimes.
Tracy still looking confused, busies herself with sharpening her already-sharp knives.
>>63349"I'll have to prepare some things. Please excuse me for a bit. Addy, stay with your father."
A>"'Kay!"
>>63350"Tell me about yourself adoplha."
I g2g for about half an hour
>>63351Her eyes widen to the size of dinner-plates. 8D
"Weeeeeeeelllll,...." and then stops for a moment to think. "Uhm,... no one's really asked me about myself before. Uhm,... I like to climb things, and I'm very sneaky," she says with a slightly mischievous look. "I like to sing, but I'm not
nearly as good as mom,..." she gasps in excitement, but quickly shuts her mouth. My favorite food is Dragon Turtle,... OH! I can cook pretty well too!"
>>63352No worries, I'm about to step out for a bit (like 15 minutes) myself.
>>63353"Wow you seem very talented, wanna sing daddy a song?"
>>63354She giggles a bit. "I wouldn't say I'm talented,... its just that its so
boring around here. Aside from playing with Spike and Slab
I figure that's a good enough name for the other one. I think I came up with one last night, but oh well or Sammy and Bunbun there's really not a whole lot to do."
She leans over to Infernius and whispers to him.
"Why is the skinny guy talking to himself? Does he do that often?" then at normal volume "Hold on, I don't even know any of your names."
>>63358"Oh right. Brad, wasn't it?"
>>63356"Oh me sure you can sing just as well as your mom *whispers* maybe even a little bit better, me would be honored to hear song.
>>63357"Uh yeah hes kinda touched in the head, he a pretty good guy though. Me name is Infernuis."
>>63357"Oh, sorry. Slipped my mind. I'm Torcuil, and this is Mr. Snek"
Mr. Snek's hat becomes a top hat and he removes it with a little bow
>>63360"So thaaaaaats what she meant when she said "I'nis is easier."
>>63361She nods to Torcuil, and then returns Snek's bow with a curtsey. "Enchante"
>>633638D She looks to Trump. "CAN I?!"
>>63364>>63363A soft hiss-like "reeeing" sound escapes Trumpaladin's mouth
>>63365"Hiya Tracy!" she turns to Stix. "And what's your name?"
>>63368More of the exasperated sound escapes his mouth
>>63371K, Tracy will be dead when you get back.
>waves >>63373But what if Addy dabs back?
[1d20 = 15]Amidst the conversation, Thez slowly approaches, watching but not wanting to disrupt the scene. As she does so, Addy turns to her and runs up and whispers something in her ear.
>>63373And Thez hits Infernius with a katsuken
And he flies that many feet. No damage tho.
"So uh, I hate to break up you and Infernius' heart touching PDA, but now what?"
>>63379"There will be plenty of time for fun and games later. Besides, you're the one who wanted to dab on her,... she doesn't even know what a dab is!"
Tracy gets her stuff ready to go.
>>63381"For shame! You didnt tell her about dabbing"
*mock anger*
>>63381What's wrong with dabbing?
>>63384"The whole point of dabbing is being witnessed doing it." she replies dryly.