>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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[1d20+16 = 36]>>63492Fae: Spot check
No, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
>>63496e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
[1d20+25 = 32]>>63498Fuck it.
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.
>inb4 1
>>63498Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
... or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
>>63501*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
>>63502This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
... sorry.
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Should we roll initiative?
>>63506That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
[1d20+7 = 11]>>63506Rollin'
[2d20 = 20]>>63507Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
[2d20 = 15][2d20 = 19]>>63507Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
>>63510Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
>>63514Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
[2d20 = 38]
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
>>63514Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
[2d20 = 35]>>63518Thats what im wondering about lenos
>>63515I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
>>63520Idk what's happening anymore...
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
>>63520Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
>>63522Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
>>63524https://mlpol.net/mod.php?/vx/res/63085.html#q63421Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
>>63518Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.
>>63524Only for combat sequence
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
>>63525Sorry..
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
[2d20 = 17]
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
>>63531Snek can fly for the moment, no need
>>63529No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
>>63533Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
>>63533>I was cattyIt's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
>charting initiative
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
>so far
>>63535This
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
>>63537Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
>>63539Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
[2d20 = 36]
Stix initiative
>>63541The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
>>63544Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
>>63546I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
[2d20 = 14]
[1d20 = 7]
Kiynen and co
>>63548Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).
The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
[3d20 = 17]>>63552Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
>>63554Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
>>63557And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion
>>63556
>>63559Fae misses with her leading paw.
Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
>>63560Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
>>63562What's it look like?
>>63562Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
>>63564~Yay!
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).
(At long last)
Xp
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
[4d20 = 59]>>63570"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
>>63577She's on the ground tho...
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
>>63581"Not again what...."
>>63581What did Tracy stab through?
>>63583Rather, what did it look like?
>>63585>tfw no Tracy stabbing merchant through nose shoop cuz not my computer
>>63586too bad it was deleted last time i posted it...
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
[1d20 = 2]>>63588Trumpaladin is riding Fae
so is stix so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
>>63588Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
>>63589Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
>>63589Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.
>>63590More than 5
[5d20 = 51]>>63590Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
[3d20 = 35]>>63592Rolling
Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
[1d20 = 9]>>63588One attack of opportunity for Stix
[1d20+10 = 19]
[1d20+11 = 28]
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)