>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>63903
"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
>>63904
Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
>>63907
After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
>>63908
Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
>>63913
"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back, after checking the staircase for traps
"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back, after checking the staircase for traps
>>63912
From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
[1d20+4 = 6]
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
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>>63932
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-
Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-
Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
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[1d20+9 = 12]
>>63943
Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
>>63943
Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
>>63947
Freaking adorable little..!
Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
Freaking adorable little..!
Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
>>63947
"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
>>63952
"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us
"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us
"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
>>63953
“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
>>63956
Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
[1d20+25 = 40]
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Addy being visible in the distance to the leading party members, she stops and stands, looking to the left. Shaking her head she darts onward.
>>63958
Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speed
cuz etherealness is gone, but speed?
and in a puff of smoke,...
Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speed
cuz etherealness is gone, but speed?
and in a puff of smoke,...
>>63957
“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
>>63957
Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings
"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong..."
>>63961
"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings
"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong..."
>>63961
"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
>>63965
Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
>>63964
Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
>>63967
Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
I guess that's the whole party taking the low road
>"...The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
>"...The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
Those in pursuit speed along a neatly tiled corridor with a slight curviture to it, leading slowly upward and to the left. As they speed along (in turn, still) they come across the sound of echoes stating your average villainous crap. You know, "who are you, why are you here, what do you have against "Comet Ping Pong Pizza", etc."
>>63971
Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,... anyway, whoever it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,... anyway, whoever it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
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[1d20+22 = 33]
>>63972
>muh hormones
Tracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?
>>63972
>muh hormones
Tracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?
>"Are we there yet?"
"Soon"
"Soon"
>>63974
As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
>>63982
I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
>>63978
*boopers
So
Lenos 9
Trump 14
Fae 15
Torcuil 14
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Tracy 18
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he' last in combat rotation.
*boopers
So
Lenos 9
Trump 14
Fae 15
Torcuil 14
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Tracy 18
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he' last in combat rotation.
>>63984
So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
11 is Thez, 19 is Addy, meaning Addy goes first.
Addy has first move. However, Addy is also slumped over in the clutches of James Alefantis
[1d20+24 = 37]
>>63990
Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
>>63990
Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
*as soon as its lenos and kenyins turn lenos will toss his lady a dagger as he activates his lightsaber thing*
>>63996
It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
>>63996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtqJoxTA0Y
Just let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtqJoxTA0Y
Just let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
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[4d20 = 37]
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>63999
I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:
Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem
"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem
Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>63999
I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:
Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem
"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles
If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem
Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
I guess if Trump went Torc can go too.
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
>>63976
Initiative
sorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Initiative
sorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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