RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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>>59257
I meant like her Dust of Illusion, only for bluff, but yes. It'd be great to upgrade her Mustache-and-glasses.
I meant like her Dust of Illusion, only for bluff, but yes. It'd be great to upgrade her Mustache-and-glasses.
>>59258
Too bad sorcerers don't get Glibness
>"Sir! Your gold is cursed! You need to give it to us so that it won't kill you."
>Rolls 1d20+54
Too bad sorcerers don't get Glibness
>"Sir! Your gold is cursed! You need to give it to us so that it won't kill you."
>Rolls 1d20+54
Um.... Trumpaladin goes through the wall
>>59260
>tfw game mechanics have NPCs as complete knobs
"Oi, I've got this small square peg that fits loosely in this big round hole, but I don't know what to do with this big round peg. Also, there's a small square hole I can plug with my finger"
>tfw game mechanics have NPCs as complete knobs
"Oi, I've got this small square peg that fits loosely in this big round hole, but I don't know what to do with this big round peg. Also, there's a small square hole I can plug with my finger"
>>59275
Would you mind linking me this spell list?
Because Theurges build upon character's spellcasting in both arcane and divine determined by their class, and Torc can't cast divine spells
Would you mind linking me this spell list?
Because Theurges build upon character's spellcasting in both arcane and divine determined by their class, and Torc can't cast divine spells
>>59272
Awww
How do you know that?
Okay well I'll wrap up his situation then.
When we last left Infernius, he was being set on fire. He got some really nice dice rolls, and some really crappy ones.
>>59276
It seems you're right.
>>59277
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Spells
Tracy is right, he only gets 1st level divine spells at this point. Its a pity too, cuz I misinterpreted the data (I thought that being a theurge allowed the caster to use their caster level to determine the arcane/divine spells they could cast)
>>59279
Also this
Awww
How do you know that?
Okay well I'll wrap up his situation then.
When we last left Infernius, he was being set on fire. He got some really nice dice rolls, and some really crappy ones.
>>59276
It seems you're right.
>>59277
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Spells
Tracy is right, he only gets 1st level divine spells at this point. Its a pity too, cuz I misinterpreted the data (I thought that being a theurge allowed the caster to use their caster level to determine the arcane/divine spells they could cast)
>>59279
Also this
>>59285
Not to be contentious - and I will accommodate to an appropriate degree - but wasn't the meme magician thing your idea? e_e
Not to be contentious - and I will accommodate to an appropriate degree - but wasn't the meme magician thing your idea? e_e
By "your" I mean Torcuil's
Turns out Torc qualifies for absolutely 0 prestige classes.
>>59292
So does this mean Torc casts as a second level cleric?
>>59292
So does this mean Torc casts as a second level cleric?
>>59293
You could be a archmage, if you take any metamagic feat, or an edritch knight if you learned martial weapon profficiency.
You could be a archmage, if you take any metamagic feat, or an edritch knight if you learned martial weapon profficiency.
>>59293
Negotiably, yes. Tbh, I had thought theurge was a haxx for equal cleric spells, but I had been operating in err
Oh wait, I almost forgot I'm GM
>pouf Torcuil's Theurge level(s?) are exchanged for meme magican levels
Negotiably, yes. Tbh, I had thought theurge was a haxx for equal cleric spells, but I had been operating in err
Oh wait, I almost forgot I'm GM
>pouf Torcuil's Theurge level(s?) are exchanged for meme magican levels
Basically here's the thing. I had envisioned, intended, and resolved that the skinniest-assed MF'er (Torcuil) was gonna get spell hax. Since I determined long ago that many divine spells should be arcane equally/also, and vice versa, and THEN stumbled across Theurge, I figured this was a neat and easy resolution. Unfortunately, I was wrong. So, in the same vein of TRUMP GOOD, now there's Meme Magican (sp intentional) as a class
>>59300
While we're handing out gibs can I have Divine Might for Trumpaladin? Maybe Sacred Shield? The "rebalanced paladin" includes two bonus feats including those from the Divine Champion
While we're handing out gibs can I have Divine Might for Trumpaladin? Maybe Sacred Shield? The "rebalanced paladin" includes two bonus feats including those from the Divine Champion
>>59300
I'd rather Torc just be a sorcerer.
I mean, I have a spell list and shit for a lvl 17 sorcerer And I wasn't really enjoying meme maging as much as I thought I would...
I'd rather Torc just be a sorcerer.
I mean, I have a spell list and shit for a lvl 17 sorcerer And I wasn't really enjoying meme maging as much as I thought I would...
>>59307
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
Not disappoint, just,... disappoint Xp
Seriously, I had hoped that giving Torc clerical spells (again, cuz lots of specific spells - Airwalk for example - should be cross-class spells) would be of benefit
>>59302
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
Yeah, you should've taken Divine Might a while ago..
I only never bothered with it because Tracy's Char is so low.
>Sacred Shield
What's that?
Is there a profane equivalent?
>>59311
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
Say what you will, but that "Oh lawd Jesus" post was one of the finest moment of game desu. Still we can re-work it if it is preferrable
>>59313
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Oh, like I know off hand, I don't even remember the context. You do realize we account for about 57k of the 59k posts on this board?
Stix feels around his cloak for his dagger and remembers it was thrown in battle with Thez.
>>59317
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
Its still stuck in the support-beams of the port walls. Don't worry tho, mundane daggers are a dime a dozen and easily replaceable (ask Tracy Xp)
>>59323
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
>Stix Dagger's are special
Tracy lost all of her weapons, including her "dark" and "edgy" knives when she handed them over to the security at Cardishore five months ago
>>59326
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.
Divine Might is worth training for.
It is.
I noticed that feats are introduced by sourcebooks, but the feats that were considered to be balanced made it into the 3.5 SRD.
Divine Might is worth training for.
It looks like Infernius's faggot won't be returning tonight, so I'll be in bed soon.
>>59329
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
"Just wait for me, girls..." Tracy says under her breath
In my defense, I didn't expect to get teleported in the middle of security.
>>59331
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
“Myself? That’s the funny thing. I remember right before I did it thinking that it must be done. Like I was doing everyone a favor by doing it. I partially wish I didnt, but I don’t know if it was avoidable.”
Welp, found an old post of mine that will always be relevant >>6560 →
In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
In the meantime, I'm hoping Torc and Snek arrive before they kill eachother
>>59335
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
I’m hoping they arrive so Stix can properly meet them. Torc only got a couple of phrases out before Stix when after Tracy... and left him.
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Alright. Where we last left off, Infernius was getting set on fire. I rolled a 6d20 for his saves, but I'll allow his player to make the roll, and weigh the results against my rolls.
>>59350
shhhh
shhhh
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*reads ID cards*
Can I get a quick rundown on what would've happened since Infernius's faggot returned? Tracy's next course of action will depend on what happened to Infernius.
>>59362
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
*reaches out with mind looking for knives*
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"Are you going to Scarborough fair....
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
>>59369
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
>>59370
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
>>59371
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
>>59375
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
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>is back
[14d8 = 74]
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
>>59402
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
>>59407
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
>>59408
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
>>59410
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
How could you even dodge flames coming at you from every direction?
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If Trump isn't losing half of his health in a round...
Fae: Pounce bot
Fae: Pounce bot
>>59431
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
>>59432
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
>>59435
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
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[1d20+31 = 40]
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
>>59439
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
>>59437
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
>>59440
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
>>59446
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
[1d20+23 = 29]
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
>>59450
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
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