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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
?
No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1238 replies and 131 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50372
50381 50384
ba30e09932548f3299f69bc71cd5007b.jpg

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50373
image.jpeg

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50374
>>50369 →
It appears to be a blue earth pony with an unoriginal mane style
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50375
Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50376
>>50370
Torc and Snek are continuing to follow and endless staircase
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50377
50379 50380
>>50370
But i dont want to torture them.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50379
50383
>>50377
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50380
>>50377
Try a divination spell.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50381
50382
>>50372
Trumpaladin says to Tracy

"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
DsWW2
?
No.50382
[1d20+9 = 16]
>>50381
Rolling cuz why not.
I know there were at least 5 ranks.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50383
50387 50391
>>50379
I am willing to take the vindictiveness for theyre saftey.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50384
50385 50386
1516596133630-0 (1).jpg
>>50372

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50385
>>50384
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50386
>>50384
Best version.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50387
50388 50390
>>50383
>Thinks a vindictive GM = safety
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50388
>>50387
Exactly what ran through my mind
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50389
50392 50397
730241__safe_artist-colon-silence_oc_oc-colon-amber_oc-colon-amber grain_oc-colon-america pony_oc only_amber and maple_gun_m16_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_mo.png
*Nervous staring*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50390
>>50387
Im saying if you must be vindictive put it all on me, give none to them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50391
>>50383
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50392
>>50389
*licks face*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50393
50394
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50394
50395
>>50393
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50395
>>50394
Nah it's fine, I just am gonna have them head back
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50396
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50397
>>50389
*humps torso*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50398
50399
*masturboops*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50399
50400
>>50398
Thez boop-assist
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50400
50404
>>50399
Boop of opportunity on thez
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50401
50402
What happens?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50402
50403 50405
>>50401
Boops, so far
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50403
1516833755130.png
>>50402

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50404
50407
>>50400
Cast a spell or something.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50405
50406
>>50402
Can Tracy plug-up those tubes?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50406
50407 50408
>>50405
With?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50407
50410 50411
>>50404
>>50406
*casts divination*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50408
50433
>>50406
The clothes she accumulated from all of your dead coworkers over all of these months.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50409
50412
*tosses alchemist fire at wooden door*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50410
>>50407
o_O
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50411
hitler-driving-in-a-car.jpg
>>50407
Let Hitler take the wheel.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50412
>>50409
*sprays with spray-can*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50413
Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Lost

Am back now
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50414
50417
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50415
50416
>waits for something to do
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50416
50420
>>50415
Torcuil trips and falls down the stairs
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50417
50418 50419
>>50414
pls if anyone is kill let it be me and not them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50418
>>50417
Infernius is so sweet...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50419
50422 50423 50427
>>50417
He technically doesn't have to do anything if he doesn't want
t6+XU
?
No.50420
50421
[1d20+2 = 4]
>>50416
"Ouch oof owie my bones"
Can I make a dex check to stop falling?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50421
50429
v6o_at.gif
>>50420
>doesn't stop
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50422
50425
>>50419
Do these wooden doors show any sign of being remotely flammable?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50423
50424
>>50419
The walls are made of glass steel. What is the door made of?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50424
>>50423
Wood, with dimerterium reinforcements.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50425
50426
>>50422
Not really. They're thick with a weird blackish substance.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50426
50428
>>50425
*stabs into substance with dagger*
How hard is it?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50427
50431 50439
>>50419
*presses button*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50428
>>50426
Its tar fool
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50429
50430
>>50421
>bounce
"mother-"
>bounce
"fucking"
>bounce
"stairs"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50430
>>50429
kek
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50431
50433 50438
>>50427
He actually did it
A faint yellow mist fills the cell-area. This is unknown to Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50432
*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50433
>>50431
>>50408

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50434
50435
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50435
50439
>>50434
Trump puts a fork in the light socket
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50436
*smells Zyklon B*
"Oh goddammit!"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50437
Can she plug the holes?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50438
50444 50445
>>50431
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50439
50440 50447
>>50427
"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON DAMN IT"

>>50435
Search check door for lock or for handle or knob or nearby button
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50440
50442 50443
>>50439
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
t6+XU
?
No.50441
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50442
>>50440
Cast Delay Poison on self and Mount
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50443
50446
>>50440
And get Fae next to the levers. She can cast read magic with her low level cleric skills
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50444
50448
*plugs holes with Barry's clothes*
>>50438
Press all of the buttons.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50445
50450
>>50438
"Pull the lever!"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50446
50449 50453
>>50443
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50447
>>50439
This is because you insulted Hitler in that argument with Infernius.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50448
50451 50475
1505054989518.png
>>50444
That would be even worse.
>tfw hitler foresakes you.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50449
50452
>>50446
How well did Barry's clothes do to plug up the holes?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50450
50454
>>50445
*pulss the lever kronk*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50451
50453
>>50448
>even worse
It can't get much worse than this.
Press moar buttons.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50452
>>50449
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50453
>>50446
Cast delay poison target self and mount

>>50451
*holds pony*

And yes it can. At least we don't have sharks in the hall. Yet
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50454
50456
>>50450
https://youtu.be/QAndNd8srqs

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50455
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50456
50457 50460 50461
>>50454
I fall through a trap door?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50457
50458
>>50456
Trump and Tracy did,... sorta
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50458
50459
>>50457
What happened?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50459
50461
>>50458
I just mean the situation they're in, its a bit of an oubliette
Anonymous
oJebW
?
No.50460
50466
>>50456
more like a gay door
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50461
50462 50466
>>50459
Did their spells do anything to delay the affect?
>>50456
Push all of the buttons.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50462
50463 50464
>>50461
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50463
>>50462
No, DO WAIT
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50464
1239797__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_image macro_meme_solo_vulgar.jpeg
>>50462
*stares*
*eyes bleed*
pic related
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50465
50470
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_looking at you_looking up_pet_pony_sho.png
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*stares*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50466
50468 50470
>>50460
Kek
>>50461
*runs to the wooden door and start breaking it down*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50467
50469
>delay poison
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.

Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50468
50480
>>50466
"You tried that. Now look through the portal window, cast "read magic" and read these walls"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50469
50473
>>50467
>Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Wait what?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50470
50472 50480
>>50465
Does spell-sharing go both ways?
>>50466
Buff yourself with Righteous Might or Bull's Strength. It can't be indestructible.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50471
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50472
50474
>>50470
No... I just wanted to be angry about something
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50473
50474
>>50469
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50474
50476
*wails on door*
>>50472
Get on her back, we'll bust this thing down together.
>>50473
Yeah.. I remember that one...
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50475
50476 50477 50478 50480 50481
>>50448
>>50448
I have not forsaken you my child, I am merely playing Holocauster Tycoon
please know that your friends and compatriots are there to help you fullfill your destiny of gas the kikes and racewar now, please do not gas them

also damn son can't you take a joke
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50476
>>50474
Mounts horsefu

>>50475
HE HATH RETURNED!
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50477
>>50475
IT'S HITLER
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50478
50479
About.com, Austin Cline, Adolf Hitler, Nazi, Atheism, Christian apologetics, God, Bible, Jesus.jpg
>>50475
Hallelujah
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50479
>>50478
*Heil-lelujah
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50480
>>50475
"Sieg heil Mein Fhürer."
>>50468
"Me cant read"
>>50470
*righteous might*

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50481
50482 50483
>>50475
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50482
50483
>>50481
Ask Hitler if he knows Kek.
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50483
50484 50486
>>50482
who do you think helped me write holocauster tycoon?

>>50481
There is a manual on the floor
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50484
>>50483
>manual on the floor
My sides
>holocauster tycoon
Nice
fEg1h
?
No.50485
50486 50487 50489
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
<br><br><b><span style="color:red">(DEGENERATE WAS FORSAKEN FOR THIS POST)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50486
>>50483
>There's a manual on the floor
>Only the illiterate is nearby
This is beautiful

>>50485
>>50483
"Wait for Fae to come read it"

Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50487
50488 50490 50491 50493 50497
>>50485
>can't even read
>speaks like a subhuman
>probably eats meat
You are the untermench
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50488
50492 50496
>>50487
What's wrong with meat?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50489
50490
>>50485
*rubs temples*
"Ack.. This gas is giving me a headache..!"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50490
50508
>>50487
"ooh... Harsh...

That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"

>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50491
50492 50496
>>50487
>meat
wut
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50492
50494 50495 50499
>>50491
>>50488
Hitler was a vegetarian and was generally against cruelty to animals
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50493
>>50487
"This how minotuars talk."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50494
>>50492
This
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50495
>>50492
Doesn't mean I'm gonna give up meat tho
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50496
50499
>>50488
>>50491

meat-eating is harmful to humanity, there are numerous advantages to taking on a purely vegetable diet, we evolved from herbivores and only became omnivorous out of necessity
also a nation is best judged by how they treat their animals

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50497
50501 50503
>>50487
"Why you create me like this?"
YxBc0
?
No.50498
50500
<a onclick="highlightReply('50495', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50495">>>50495</a><br/>Fucking heretical ancaps. (USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)<br><br><b><span style= "color:red">(NAH U COOL FAM)</span></b>\r<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50499
50502
>>50492
>no meat
So he's flawed after all
>>50496
I agree on the animal treatment, but that's the tip of a very big argumentative iceberg
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50500
50502
>>50498
Bruh meat is life
And now I want some fucking haggis
Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50501
50502 50506
>>50497
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50502
50504
>>50499
>Shilling the undercooked meat thing again
Keep your ecoli and tapeworms away from me

>>50500
But don't express your heresy in front of Hitler

>>50501
D'aww

>>50499
Can Fae come to the manual?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50503
50509
fluffernius.png
>>50497
He's cuter this way.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50504
50505
>>50502
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50505
>>50504
Night faggot, see you tomorrow
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50506
1505673240455.png
>>50501
"I love you too hitler."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50507
https://youtu.be/PBYKqvDK8d8
Watch at 1.25 speed

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50508
50510 50511
966342travy.png
>>50490
".. It must be something else then..."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50509
>>50503
Cuetest calf
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50510
50512
>>50508
"You're safe, little pony"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50511
50514
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>50508
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*

"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"

*pets pony, pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50512
50515
>>50510
".. Just hold me.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50513
50541
hat7.jpg
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVY
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat

Hitler
Titan
9M4mr
?
No.50514
50515 50516 50517 50518
>>50511
*divine intervention*
the door broke open by some miracle look at that
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50515
>>50512
*holds pony*

>>50514
Huzzah!
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50516
50525
hat9.jpg
>>50514
Awwww
https://youtu.be/IV6L92DA8nU
Last one I swear
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50517
Who-Says-I-Am-Not-Under-The-Special-Protection-Of-God-»-Adolf-Hitler-Quotes.jpg
>>50514
D E U S
E
U
S

E X
X

M A C H I N A
A
C
H
I
N
A

Hooray! Glory to the führer!
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50518
50519
>>50514
Glory to the Fhürer!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50519
50520 50522 50524
angry-pony.gif
>>50518
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50520
50521 50523
Hold the fuck up.jpg
>>50519
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall

Because damn it I will keep trying
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50521
>>50520
I mean, that's what I would have insisted on
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50522
50523
>>50519
I dint want to gas my people.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50523
50525 50527
>>50520
Can Fae read?

*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50524
50539
>>50519
Tracy presses all of the buttons, after they leave the chamber.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50525
50526 50529
>>50523
She's a seminarian. Of course she can.

*Also exits chamber*
*Tries to close the door behind them*

>>50516
*goes to Fae*
*Hugs big scaly kitty*

"Aww, are you okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50526
50528
>>50525
*Grabs paladin*
"Let's go to bed, Flashy.."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50527
>>50523
"Me glad you are okay tracy."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50528
50530
Luna_Sad_2_S2E4.png
>>50526
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50529
50531 50535
>>50525
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50530
50531
>>50528
Muh Constitution drain.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50531
50532 50535
>>50529
That's because Infernius really wants to Role Play as a Barbarian

>>50530
That only cost one fourth level spell. We have more rooms to clear on this level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50532
50533 50539
>>50531
GM said this week was for shitposting.
We'll leave-off back where we started.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50533
50536
1513374655896.jpg
>>50532
*carries or is carried by pony to shitposting land*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50534
50541
*drags Torc up from the bottom of the stairs*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50535
>>50529
Yes.
>>50531
Bar bar bar
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50536
50537
Goodnight m8s
>>50533
*Curls to sleep next to paladin*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50537
>>50536
*Wraps himself around pony in beautiful Penthouse suite*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50538
*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50539
50544
>>50524
no u
>>50532
That's just cuz if I don't put some sort of cap on progress, you lot will be halfway across the continent before I can tell you what didn't work. Xp
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50541
50543
>>50513
>snek has nu hat
Kek
>>50534
>is dragged
Torc then walks out of the newly opened door
"Welp, that place sucks"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50543
>>50541
*puts torc in another pocket*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50544
50545
must derail.png
>>50539
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50545
50546
>>50544
Hey ive been meaning to ask you for awhile now,what are you politically?
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50546
50547
>>50545
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50547
50548 50549 50568
>>50546
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50548
50556 50568
>>50547
is question is for all of you.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50549
50550 50556
>>50547
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50550
>>50549
That would seem fair. So to speak.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50551
50552 50573
chicks-in-hats.jpg
Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50552
50553
We'll get 'em next time.jpg
>>50551
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50553
>>50552
Baby birds sleep like 20 hours/day, but they still get up early for some reason.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50554
50555
a702ec2803718520a538d49a639e1490bacf42785eb936798f8af1c54679a8cd.jpg

Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50555
>>50554
Heil Hitler /)
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50556
50557 50568
>>50548
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.

I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either

>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50557
Blame the rich Jews in the American government!.jpg
>>50556
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50558
50559
1504288825213.png
Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50559
50560
>>50558
Go heal the poor at the church for good boi points.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50560
50561
>>50559
Are there ponies there? Does that impress them?
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50561
50562 50563
>>50560
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50562
50563
>>50561
Also, bless the Gatorade. They're probably out by now.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50563
50565
>>50562
Oh fuck, that's a good point

>>50561
*casts remove disease on a few surviving Fight Club members to reward the battle-whores' bravery*

Should probably take Felicia around on a few of these errands so she can be familiarized with the place
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50564
50567
d53.png
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50565
50566
>>50563
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50566
50567
>>50565
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50567
50569
>>50564
Did you train all of the generals as warriors, or did you have a couple adepts or experts to administrate the church?
>>50566
At least ask her about it first.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50568
50569
>>50548
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50569
50571
>>50567
Hard to say how the follower system is being worked. I'd definitely like a couple adepts

>Ask her about it
I'd love to have a long, long conversation with Felicia about what she wants to do with her new life. Like he did with Slovenia

>>50568
Even townships need sherifs
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50570
50572
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50571
>>50569
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.

But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50572
>>50570
I can only see a handful, actually.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50573
>>50551
*squeezes-in training for mobility feat*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50574
50581
There were 3 Dread wraiths in that encounter, right?