This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50369 →It appears to be a blue earth pony with an unoriginal mane style
Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
>>50370Torc and Snek are continuing to follow and endless staircase
>>50370But i dont want to torture them.
>>50377Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
>>50372Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
[1d20+9 = 16]>>50381Rolling cuz why not.
I know there were at least 5 ranks.
>>50379I am willing to take the vindictiveness for theyre saftey.
>>50387Exactly what ran through my mind
>>50387Im saying if you must be vindictive put it all on me, give none to them.
>>50383Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
>>50393Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
>>50394Nah it's fine, I just am gonna have them head back
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
>>50399Boop of opportunity on thez
>>50400Cast a spell or something.
>>50402Can Tracy plug-up those tubes?
>>50406The clothes she accumulated from all of your dead coworkers over all of these months.
*tosses alchemist fire at wooden door*
>>50407Let Hitler take the wheel.
Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Lost
Am back now
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
>waits for something to do
>>50415Torcuil trips and falls down the stairs
>>50414pls if anyone is kill let it be me and not them.
>>50417He technically doesn't have to do anything if he doesn't want
[1d20+2 = 4]>>50416"Ouch oof owie my bones"
Can I make a dex check to stop falling?
>>50419Do these wooden doors show any sign of being remotely flammable?
>>50419The walls are made of glass steel. What is the door made of?
>>50423Wood, with dimerterium reinforcements.
>>50422Not really. They're thick with a weird blackish substance.
>>50425*stabs into substance with dagger*
How hard is it?
>>50427He actually did itA faint yellow mist fills the cell-area. This is unknown to Infernius.
*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
>>50434Trump puts a fork in the light socket
*smells Zyklon B*
"Oh goddammit!"
>>50427"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON DAMN IT"
>>50435Search check door for lock or for handle or knob or nearby button
>>50439You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
>>50440Cast Delay Poison on self and Mount
>>50440And get Fae next to the levers. She can cast read magic with her low level cleric skills
*plugs holes with Barry's clothes*
>>50438Press all of the buttons.
>>50443On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
>>50444That would be even worse.
>tfw hitler foresakes you. >>50446How well did Barry's clothes do to plug up the holes?
>>50448>even worseIt can't get much worse than this.
Press moar buttons.
>>50449Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
>>50446Cast delay poison target self and mount
>>50451*holds pony*
And yes it can. At least we don't have sharks in the hall. Yet
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
>>50454I fall through a trap door?
>>50456Trump and Tracy did,... sorta
>>50458I just mean the situation they're in, its a bit of an oubliette
>>50459Did their spells do anything to delay the affect?
>>50456Push all of the buttons.
>>50461No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*stares*
>>50460Kek
>>50461*runs to the wooden door and start breaking it down*
>delay poison
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
>>50466"You tried that. Now look through the portal window, cast "read magic" and read these walls"
>>50465Does spell-sharing go both ways?
>>50466Buff yourself with Righteous Might or Bull's Strength. It can't be indestructible.
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
>>50470No... I just wanted to be angry about something
>>50469I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
*wails on door*
>>50472Get on her back, we'll bust this thing down together.
>>50473Yeah.. I remember that one...
>>50448>>50448I have not forsaken you my child, I am merely playing Holocauster Tycoon
please know that your friends and compatriots are there to help you fullfill your destiny of gas the kikes and racewar now, please do not gas them
also damn son can't you take a joke
>>50475"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
>>50481Ask Hitler if he knows Kek.
>>50482who do you think helped me write holocauster tycoon?
>>50481There is a manual on the floor
>>50483>There's a manual on the floor>Only the illiterate is nearbyThis is beautiful
>>50485>>50483"Wait for Fae to come read it"
>>50485*rubs temples*
"Ack.. This gas is giving me a headache..!"
>>50487"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
>>50491>>50488Hitler was a vegetarian and was generally against cruelty to animals
>>50487"This how minotuars talk."
>>50492Doesn't mean I'm gonna give up meat tho
>>50488>>50491meat-eating is harmful to humanity, there are numerous advantages to taking on a purely vegetable diet, we evolved from herbivores and only became omnivorous out of necessity
also a nation is best judged by how they treat their animals
>>50487"Why you create me like this?"
>>50492>no meatSo he's flawed after all
>>50496I agree on the animal treatment, but that's the tip of a very big argumentative iceberg
>>50498Bruh meat is life
And now I want some fucking haggis
>>50497didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
>>50499>Shilling the undercooked meat thing againKeep your ecoli and tapeworms away from me
>>50500But don't express your heresy in front of Hitler
>>50501D'aww
>>50499Can Fae come to the manual?
>>50502As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the
next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
>>50504Night faggot, see you tomorrow
>>50508"You're safe, little pony"
>>50508*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVYNow, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character
wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
>>50511*divine intervention*
the door broke open by some miracle look at that
>>50514D E U S
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Hooray! Glory to the führer!
>>50518I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
>>50519Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
>>50520I mean, that's what I would have insisted on
>>50519I dint want to gas my people.
>>50520Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
>>50519Tracy presses all of the buttons, after they leave the chamber.
>>50523She's a seminarian. Of course she can.
*Also exits chamber*
*Tries to close the door behind them*
>>50516*goes to Fae*
*Hugs big scaly kitty*
"Aww, are you okay?"
>>50525*Grabs paladin*
"Let's go to bed, Flashy.."
>>50523"Me glad you are okay tracy."
>>50526"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
>>50525>SeminarianSo is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
>>50529That's because Infernius really wants to Role Play as a Barbarian
>>50530That only cost one fourth level spell. We have more rooms to clear on this level
>>50531GM said this week was for shitposting.
We'll leave-off back where we started.
>>50532*carries or is carried by pony to shitposting land*
*drags Torc up from the bottom of the stairs*
Goodnight m8s
>>50533*Curls to sleep next to paladin*
>>50536*Wraps himself around pony in beautiful Penthouse suite*
*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
>>50524no u
>>50532That's just cuz if I don't put some sort of cap on progress, you lot will be halfway across the continent before I can tell you what didn't work. Xp
>>50513>snek has nu hatKek
>>50534>is draggedTorc then walks out of the newly opened door
"Welp, that place sucks"
>>50541*puts torc in another pocket*
>>50544Hey ive been meaning to ask you for awhile now,what are you politically?
>>50545Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
>>50546If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
>>50547is question is for all of you.
>>50547Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
>>50549That would seem fair. So to speak.
Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
>>50551>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>>50552Baby birds sleep like 20 hours/day, but they still get up early for some reason.
>>50548Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549>Libertarianism*Judges*
>>50556Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
>>50558Go heal the poor at the church for good boi points.
>>50559Are there ponies there? Does that impress them?
>>50560I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
>>50561Also, bless the Gatorade. They're probably out by now.
>>50562Oh fuck, that's a good point
>>50561*casts remove disease on a few surviving Fight Club members to reward the battle-whores' bravery*
Should probably take Felicia around on a few of these errands so she can be familiarized with the place
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
>>50563Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
>>50565He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
>>50564Did you train all of the generals as warriors, or did you have a couple adepts or experts to administrate the church?
>>50566At least ask her about it first.
>>50548>>50547Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)>>50556>anarcho-anything can't workI actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
>>50567Hard to say how the follower system is being worked. I'd definitely like a couple adepts
>Ask her about itI'd love to have a long, long conversation with Felicia about what she wants to do with her new life. Like he did with Slovenia
>>50568Even townships need sherifs
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
>>50569And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
>>50570I can only see a handful, actually.
>>50551*squeezes-in training for mobility feat*
There were 3 Dread wraiths in that encounter, right?