This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51595So who is captain brad fugging?
>>51595Infernuis is still a stallion.
>>51597I was reeeing that the melee fighter had no better strength than the dexterous rogue
>>51598Holy shit this is hilariousI really thought Tracy's faggot would have tried to save, but I guess it's time to roll a d100
>>51599KEK! Want to throw his name in the hat?
>>51599Infernius was meeting with the Gestapo
>>51600>pic related Since I apparently got them messed-up from the beginning, and then twice again after that, what are Tracy's stats?
And everyone else's for that matter?
>>51601Hes still a stallion though.
>>51600>Tracy's faggot would have tried to saveTracy isn't there, apparently.
>>51606He rolled a 50 on a seduction roll with an unspecified target.
>>51608Why not? Didn't they both go to the dungeon entrance?
>>51604>pic related>>51608>>51609I can think of several reasons and contexts in which it could happen, in the Tower, around the Port, or even near the temple.
just inside the temple? The big open room with the staircases? >>51609Why would Felicia or Slovenia be at the foot of the dungeon then?
>>51610"Yes?"
>>51611Do we have to verbally move to a place before we declare actions there?
I've been meaning to ask this for the sake of Sneak Attacks and other stuff.
>>51612They wouldn't be. Everyone is at different places, so it would depend on location
>>51612"Do you actually love me?"
>>51613Of course you do
>>51614"Of course I do, Flashy."
[3d20 = 19]>>51613I'm not sure I follow. Do you mean can you declare "Going direction A, moving silently, hiding, ready-move sneak attack"
The answer is yes.
>>51611>>51616So is stallion Infernuis at the gestapo station yet?
>>51615*lays down, shaken and concerned*
>>51617Why do you care more about numbers than roleplay?
>>51619I wanna know, before I make any more ill-informed decisions in my character's advancement.
>>51617Tracy's Unmodified base stats were:
S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 Ch 11
*pets own tail nervously*
Does your character's Constitution affect their hit points?
[careful wording of Wish intensifies]
>>51623*wraps tail around the other*
>>51624Yes, the constitution modifier would be applied to the +HP each level
>>51628Aww.
I was thinking of taking that Gaunt Deformity feat I read about, but I guess losing Con at this point would give her a negative modifier..
[1d20 = 10]>>51628Rolling to invent the steam engine.
>>51629Actually, has she been taking negative penalty on Spot and Listen Checks? I haven't been applying that, but I will from now on if that's the case.
>>51632Just don't worry about it
>>51633>>51634There will be plenty of time to worry about it later, I assure you ^_^
>>51633I want to get it right though. I apply positive modifiers to all of the other skills, and I'd like to know ahead of time if she takes a penalty on her already-low Will saves, for the sake of how I dress her equiptment.
I looked at the rules, but I'm not sure how negative modifiers apply to skills or saves.
>>51635*Tracy walks deeper into the dungeon until she reaches the stairs where Torc stopped last time*
>>51636
Uh, are you saying he should or she does?
*is dragged into dungeon apparently*
[1d20+18 = 22]
Tracy peers down the staircase.
Search check to check for Traps that Troc may have avoided when he fell down the stairs.
I guess it's appropriate t ask if others are ready first...
>>51640>>51640*Is listening to skyrim music off his laptop while this thread is open, and playing a WW2 Civ 4 mod on his desktop*
I'm ready. I suspect Torcuil is out though
I'm gonna bake anew when we're rdy
>>51641I don't think Torc is here...
I'm going to try to think of that pony-transformation wish while we wait.
>>51641A lot of what the rogue does though occurs while the other members are inactive. So it kind of makes sense for the Tracy character to do some scouting
Okay, so everyone is here.
Are we ready to delve?
>>51649Meh i feel we've been in there alot, id like some new surroundings desu.
Alright. To recap, Thez has gathered a decent crowd in the square with a musical performance. Infernius is meeting with the Gestapo. Tracy and Trump are at the entrance to the temple, Torcuil is presumably still in the tower. Oh and there's sticks.
>>51651GM has spent a shit load of time preparing this you ingrate. "Surroundings" aren't just magically generated, they require hours of time
>>51651Wanna go on a vacation to the Grey Wastes of Hades?
>look at mage hand
>look at telekinesis
>do math
Can Torc get some 1kg throwing knives?
I also looked at classes recently, and I think ranger would be a better fit for Snek. Would you allow that GM?
>>51657I mean that works too, I'll have to do math again though
>>51658Shuriken weighs less than 1 kg. Like a quarter of that.
>>51658"What do you want it for though? Don't those guns to more damage?"
Torc walks back into the main room and asks Tracy a question.
"Do you still have the glassstell shards? I need about 5 pounds of them."
I promise this will be good>>51661Torc chuckles a bit.
"No, not the way I'm gonna use them
Posting moar Rogue memes, cuz I feel like it.
>tfw 11 Char
>>51662"I have a whole bunch. Give me a Moment."
>15 mins laterTracy finishes dumping several large sacks of translucent glass pebbles in the crafting area
>>51651Seriously though, I'm willing to plane shift at any second.
>>51667"I can't thank you enough for this. Would you mind helping me fuse it into a cannonball?"
GM is probally gonna hate me for this
>>51671I have all the math done. Would you like to see it?
>>51670"This stuff won't move at all without magick, but I can help you carry the stuff."
Best packhorse. >>51669I wanna' shake things up.
I an't even remember the last time I made a kill with a Sneak Attack.
I wanna go to Cardishore.
>>51676There's a living mage in the building
>>51677Oh yeah i forgot about him. But i really dont want to go in there again because saw traps
>>51677He already got away.
There's more living things in Cardishore, I'll bet; probably with deep pockets too. There's also Tracy's knives collection.
Then again, Torc might just blow the entire top part off of the temple in an hour or two, so I'll wait and see.
>>51678Do you honestly think that anywhere else we could go won't have saw traps, especially if you have to force GM to write an entirely new location quickly
>>51679Then catch him. And you have no use for money. And there is treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow up
>>51680>you have no use for moneyI wanna start a guild/cult.
>treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow upYou're right.
I wonder if a Wish or Miracle could keep the loot in the building safe. Doesn't sound more difficult than parting the red sea.
Well, I want to do
something.>>51672"Hey, your snake mentioned wands earlier?"
>Mage hand force: 5lbs
>Telekinesis force: 375lb
>375 pound-force = 1645.84 Newtons
>5lbs = 2.26 Kg
>F=ma
>F= 1645.84
>m = 2.2
>(1645.84) = (2.2)a
>Acceleration roughly equals 750 m/s
>or about Mach 2
>KE=0.5mv^2
>KE=0.5(2.2)(750)^2
>KE=0.6 MJ
I think I did that right, but like any good physics equation, this is assuming spherical bodies in a vacuum.
>>51686o_o
What am I looking at? Are you making an argument that you should be able to propel a crystal cannonball at mach 2 (before factoring for wind resistence)?
>>51686Use True Strike to make sure the attack hits.
It might be even more destructive with a metamagick feat on telekinesis, although that's not possible atm.
Glassteel is only half as heavy as steel, if I'm not mistaken.
>>51687My guess is that he isn't factoring in the effect the exponentiating power of kinetic energy would have on reducing the speed of the projectile
>>51687I think he's Trying to demolish most of the top part of the temple.
>>51690I don't want any Tomes of Charisma to be demolished with it. I'd rather kill the undead myself
>>51687Yes, give me a minute and I'll try factoring wind resistance. But firing it straight down should help with gravity
[1d20 = 15]>>51687Rolling to come up with rocketry.
Anyone have a estimation of the density of Glasssteal?
>>51692>>51694Not as dense as steel. Or adamantium.
Why do you all think the secret to breaking something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties? Wouldn't you rather hit it with something harder and more dense?
>>51692I read about this material in all the places it's mentioned: it's glass: if broken correctly, it should shatter, or plausibly crack in several places that could be exploited later.
>>51694Less than half as light.
>>51696This sounds like fun.
>>51696>something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties?Use the Hardening spell to add +8 hardness to it.
[1d20 = 12]
Rolling to steal all the waifus
[1d20 = 20]
Because fuck you, that's why
>>51693You don't get to just roll for shit like that btw
>>51695e_e Don't you start in
Oh ffs
>>51695This is bullshit
>>51696It's not about the mass anymore, its acceleration.
That math was like hitting the ball with a hammer, shall we try constant acceleration?
>>51697I'm assuming you mean steel, so I'll calculate at 1/2 the density of steel
>>51706If you fire it straight down, you could add gravity to your acceleration.
Wait, does speed imply damage?
>>51708Kinetic energy is the most important factor, and density, impact area, and hardness, are also very relevant
>>51709With glass, you just need a good, deep crack in the middle.
>>51707Get fucked. You want to roll to suddenly devise a revolutionary technology with no relevant inquiry or research or education
with a 9 intelligence?.
>>51709I don't think hardness will matter to much here in a minute
>>51714Wisdom is not intelligence.
>tfw monkies have more Wis than Tracy >>51716"Unwise pony is unwise"
>>51713Stahp trying to destroy loot. Destroy shit after we've taken the valuables
>>51712>GM tells someone to "get fucked"TOP KEK
>>51720If you want to do something, just head on inside the building.
>>51720There's a difference between destroying and ripping a new path in the pyramid
>>51718"Hmm? Oh, yes. Would you like a wand of, um, greater invisibility was it?"
>>51722"Yes, that would be very useful."
>>51724So you're saying that I can't use items without getting b& now?
>>51727No, I'm saying that if you're going to have that attitude, I will fucking ban you from my board and I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks, because you piss me off
>>51729Did you read his post? I don't give a shit what you think,
fuck this guy >>51730Stop abusing your power, disagreeing is not against the rules,and we aren't gonna be able to do anything untill you do. Remember what gm said yesterday?
>>51731I don't fucking care if we can't do anything, FUCK THIS GUY
>>51733Fuck you, i want to play you faggot.
>>51734Okay. I don't care. This guy is such an asshole I'd rather he be kept from posting than anything else
>>51735Why the fuck do you care so much?
ALRIGHT
Assuming a streamlined shell, normal air density, normal gravity, and 3 seconds of acceleration
Final Numbers:
>Velocity after release: 2250 m/s or Mach 6.5
>Air resistance: 2021 newtons
>gravity: 22 newtons
>deceleration: 908 m/s
>final velocity at impact: 1342 m/s or Mach 4
>Kinetic Energy: about 2 MJ
I think I did that right
>>51739Well we cant play untill brad stops being a cock.
I hope you appreciate the position you've put me in.
>>51741I suspect I know what it is
>>51742I really don't think you do
>>51742Stop being a faggot you cock sucker.
>>51743I can imagine
>>51744I'm not putting up with his attitude, I don't care how much you want to stick up for him
>>51739>continues to ignore dramaOkay, I realized that Force would be better suited than energy here.
The shell would put about 445 tons of force on where ever it impacted.
>>51745I want to play kike lover.
>>51747Then please encourage Tracy's faggot to not be such an ass
Meanwhile, in the jewelry shop
>>51748Why do you care so much if he gets stuff?
>>51749Is my idea too stupid to consider?
>>51750I care that he's such a dick about how he says it
But he's constantly trying to break the game
>>51752Its gms job to reprimand him for. That.
>>51751I hope you'll pardon me when I say that's not the pressing issue.
>>51753>inb4 GM doesn't do his job >>51754Pardoned. I understand, but I've noticed he won't listen when he gets to this point so I'm not bothering
So is tracys faggot unbanned yet?
No. He requests that Infernius and Torcuil - if available - log into rabbit
Alright, Tracy's faggot is unbanned
>>51747Sorry...
@51762
>le ashamed pony face
Are you done with this nonsense? That's the issue at hand.
>>51760Its alright dude, but stop with the bullshit please.
@51773
And what exactly will (you) stop?
>>51774Trying to police you myself
Can we just go back to shitposting?
>>51774Ill stop touching my eyes with the hand i ate jalapenos with.
>>51774And I've agreed to stop being so permissive with sploits and unearned buffs and shit.
>>51775Please do be sincere about that.
>>51776I hope.
>>51777Checked and keked.
>>51779[grumbles in unwilling agreement]
>>51784"Don't be absurd," Thez says dismissively.
Can I still make that wand?
>>51788Sure, but Torcuil is the most competent spell-caster, and it would take him 8 days to charge such a wand. The best you can hope for immediately is for someone to cast it on Tracy.
Just cuz you "make" a wand, doesn't mean its complete.
*feeds birds*
>>51791If that happened, those Artifact arms would promptly consume you.
>>51792I just want to know what he wants to happen to me.
>>51794Nothing is happening to anyone. We reached an agreement about policy.
>>51795Why would we take the artifact arms away when letting them eat you is so much more delightful to watch?
Are we still playing tonight?
>>51801No hard feelings if not, but I don't know.
>>51802If you don't want to, we can watch the My Little Pony movie four times consecutively