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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1238 replies and 150 files omitted.
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51391
51396
>>51388
By being a better role player. Not by begging for more and more cheats
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51392
51394
>>51389
Its the gms job to make the shit bite him in the ass m8.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51393
51395
>>51389
>cheating
GM decides whayt constitutes as "cheating", not you.
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51394
51408
>>51392
Did you mean to say not?
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51395
>>51393
I don't give a shit. Stop deliberately trying to break the game
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51396
51397 51399
>>51391
M8, why are you so concerned about this? Do you think GM is not conscious of the descisions he makes, or that he's not capable of making the game interesting within the rules that he decides?
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51397
51398
>>51396
I think that he is not aware of what is going on
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51398
51400
>>51397
I'm pretty sure he is, m8. It's not really a secret.
Regardless, there's no reason to get fed-up about how he decides to run the campaign.
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51399
51401
>>51396
Your intent is to abuse the fuck out of all rules, whoever makes them.

You've been willfully disregarding quite a few rules and limits GM has placed actually, like almost everything surrounding ability points, the chain and the mount
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51400
>>51398
My problem is with you trying to abuse shit. You
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51401
51402
>>51399
If GM decides that something is abusive by his standards, he could nerf it himself.
It's really nothing for you to be concerned with.
B8Jb3
?
No.51402
51403
>>51401
And I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.

So what if I am not judge? I can be an advocate
\r
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51403
51406
>>51402
>I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
Are you even listening to yourself?
Does that really sound fun too you? I think most of us here are sick of all of the constant complaining.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51404
51405
GM dies
Uhm,... this is supposed to be an escape
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51405
>>51404
Sorry...
Anonymous
B8Jb3
?
No.51406
51407 51410
>>51403
I like to argue as much as you like to try to break the game. So long as you keep up, I'll keep up
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51407
>>51406
>I like to argue
I noticed.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51408
>>51394
No
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51409
51411 51412 51413 51414 51415 51424
I'm really regretting making my joke yesterday cause now everyone wants to kill each other.
Actually, anytime I shitpost we usually end up fighting...
Fuck

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51410
51424
1517441687036.jpg
>>51406
*Clover appers on flank*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51411
51413
>>51409
Don't feel bad, m8. I unironically like your shitposting.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51412
51533
>>51409
That's how lots of campaigns go. Every player has their predilections and predispositions, which are often in conflict (though usually less so cuz "compatible alignment" protocols) with other players'. Desu, I'm amazed that we're still at it.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51413
51414
>>51411
>>51409
I like em too.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51414
51415
>>51413
Yeah.
The quality of shitposts is the reason why none of us complain about him being able to cast every spell: the result is usually kekworthy.
>>51409
Keep the Meme Magick coming.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51415
>>51409
>>51414
This provide the means for Infernuis to break into reality.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51416
288932__safe_artist-colon-jan_sweetie belle_ask the crusaders_crying_cute_dangerously cute_diabetes_diamond armor_diamond pickaxe_diasweetes_minecraft_.png
How about those diamond pixaxes, before we forget?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51417
51418 51419
Are we going to play this weekend?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51418
51420
>>51417
We should come up with a name for ourselves.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51419
51421
>>51417
I hope so, and this weekend I don't have jack shit to tend to.
Cracks knuckles
You're in for it nao.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51420
51422
>>51418
I am strangely opposed to this.
The PCs would need a common goal 'n shit.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51421
51423 51424
>>51419
I kind of want to spend some time preparing equipment, but I could crawl right now it needed.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51422
>>51420
Well we are all right-wing.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51423
51424 51425
>>51421
We nees to invade the court city my dude.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51424
51427
1510534546587.jpg
>>51410
Pic related is a little better

>>51409
We try to fight and kill each other anyways

>>51421
We should crawl now

>>51423
Decapitate the Court by killing the top lichs, then invade the court city proper immediately
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51425
51426 51434
>>51423
Wanna Astral Project there right now and blitzkrieg the place a little bit before they finally shoot us down?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51426
51428
>>51425
No
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51427
>>51424
I doubt there are any email servers in the temple. GM said it was mainly just a device of disruption/destruction.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51428
51429 51434
>>51426
I was asking Infernius.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51429
51430
>>51428
Yeah, because this is some way of abusing the hell out of the game again. Literally every hour
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51430
51431
>>51429
How?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51431
51432
>>51430
Why is it so important to you that it be astral projection?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51432
51433 51434 51442
>>51431
So that we don't die and/or lose our stuff when we get killed.
>Astral project to capital
>Cast a few earthquakes and fireballs
>create chaos
>get shot
>wake up
>repeat
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51433
51435
>>51432
Yeah, just trying to abuse the highest levels of spell casting
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51434
51436
>>51428
>>51425
>>51432
Yes i would love to.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51435
51438
>>51433
>abuse
*Use
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51436
51437 51439
>>51434
Yeah.
Let's get them back for that last attack they did to us.
They're not the only ones who can use necromancy to blitzkrieg their enemies without getting hurt.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51437
>>51436
Also, it'd be a good way to test their strength.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51438
51444
>>51435
You don't think the opponent would be savy enough to find the silver cord or to attack the imobile bodies?

>>51435
That cleric spell wasn't prepared for the day, shouldn't be castable in the first place cause not enough wisdom, and would be one of a limited number of high level spells to be cast
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51439
51440
>>51436
How many people can we bring?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51440
51441 51444
>>51439
Everyone

But don't test me on this right now. If Tracy's faggot hadn't pissed me off, maybe this would seem like a good idea, but right now it seems like more of his usual bullshit. And I'm not in the mood for his usual bullshit
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51441
51443
>>51440
This is a good idea. Its gonna happen.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51442
51444 51445
>>51432
That's not how astral projection works. When you die in astral, you die.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51443
>>51441
There are an indefinite number of reasons it might not be
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51444
51446 51448
>>51438
>find the silver cord
First of all, if they were savy enough to do that they would've annialated us already.
Second of all, you don't stay on the Astral plane for more than a second, unless you just feel like enjoying the view.
Third of all, Entertron.
>cleric spell
He's been bullshitting the Cleric spellcasting system since day 1. This is nothing different.
>>51440
You don't have to come
>>51442
The spell-description says:
>If the second body or the astral form is slain, the cord simply returns to your body where it rests on the Material Plane, thereby reviving it from its state of suspended animation.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51445
51447 51448
>>51442
Not if the cord isnt broken.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51446
51451
>>51444
The spell description says forming a body on a different plane. Not the material plane. And the cord exists either way
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51447
>>51445
t's probably the best strategy to use, if we ever want to try to Assassinate Soros.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51448
51449 51450
>>51444
>>51445
And I suppose you expect to gallavant through the astral plane without encountering anyone else who knows the 'rules'?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51449
>>51448
Not alot of things can break it.

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51450
51452
>>51448
Couldn't you manifest your second body almost immediately?
What kinds of things are even capable of destroying the silver cord?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51451
51452
>>51446
You can manifest your second body on any plane the Astral Plane touches.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51452
51453 51455
>>51450
GM has already spent many hours preparing the dungeon for us to clear. Don't force him to do a hell of a lot more work because you just want to show off your attempts to break the game

>>51450
>Implying you wouldn't have to travel on the astral plane
That's just wrong

>>51451
So sayeth you. But you aren't GM
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51453
51454
>>51452
>Implying you wouldn't have to travel on the astral plane
You don't though.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51454
51456
>>51453
Again, making shit up
Anonymous
j/LFJ
?
No.51455
>>51452
You think of a location and you are "teleported" instantly to that location.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51456
51457
>>51454
I doesn't say you have to.
The Astral plane, as I understand it, seems like a crossroads where all planes and all places are connected. It's a timeless, boundless, place between places.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51457
51458 51460
>>51456
Just stop trying to play minecraft, stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent, and just crawl the dungeon. Some of us actually want to play
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51458
677693__safe_artist-colon-rice_derpy hooves_animated_bedrock_diamond pickaxe_extreme speed animation_female_mare_minecraft_pegasus_pony_solo.gif
>>51457
>stop trying to play minecraft
No.
>stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent
I wholeheartedly refuse.
>just crawl the dungeon
Yeah, I can do that.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51459
51474
>come back
>everyone tells me to keep shitposting
>just finished a legit spell list
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51460
51461 51463
>>51457
Its like im the only one who wants to conquer land.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51461
51462 51464
See you in Hell.jpg
>>51460
Kill the fucking enemy then take their land. Don't take the land of the enemy and then be killed by the enemy. Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51462
51468
>>51461
I did not mean to post that image
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51463
51466
wild_hunt_by_irenhorrors-dbxaoas.jpg
>>51460
This.
I want to get this world conquered ASAP, so we can move onto the next universe.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51464
51466
>>51461
What part of Conquering do you not understand?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51465
This whole dialogue is made more absurd by the movie
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51466
51467 51468
>>51463
>>51464
Then why do you keep wanting to skip every enemy we come across! Clear the dungeon, kill the drow and take our money back, then proceed
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51467
51469
>>51466
>skip every enemy
I'll kill them all.
It doesn't matter what I do or what order I do it.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51468
51469 51470 51471
>>51462
>>51466
The drow is in our pocket.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51469
51472
>>51467
Then why do you not want to clear the dungeon

>>51468
We don't have the money back
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51470
51473
>>51468
Yeah, they sound defeatable.
They've probably already spent all of our money on tea or whatever by now though.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51471
>>51468
One of them
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51472
51473
>>51469
I didn't say I didn't want to clear the dungeon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51473
51475
>>51472
Then stop trying to do everything you can to avoid clearing the dungeon

>>51470
>defeatable
Not easily
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51474
51478
>>51459
Pls make Tracy a hardened diamond pickaxe.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51475
51476
>>51473
I'll do whatever I want in whatever order I want to.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51476
51477
>>51475
Not if it fucks everything up for the rest of us
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51477
51479
>>51476
It won't.
And I could still do it if I wanted to.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51478
51480 51481
Since no one asked
LVL 0 (9): Detect Magic, Read Magic, Dancing Lights, Disrupt Undead, Resistance, Ray of Frost, Create Water (6 per day)
LVL 1 (5): Doom, Command, Magic Missle, Shocking Grasp, Identify (6 per day)
LVL 2 (5): Mirror Image, Resist Energy, Protection from Arrows, Scorching Ray, False Life (6 per day)
LVL 3 (4): Fireball, Lightning Bolt, Vampiric Touch, Fly (6 per day)
LVL 4 (4): Black Tentacles, Polymorph, Animate Dead, Ice Storm (6 per day)
LVL 5 (4): Permanency, Telekinesis, Passwall, Major Creation (6 per day)
LVL 6 (3): Create Undead, Flesh to Stone, Stone to Flesh (6 per day)
LVL 7 (3): Finger of Death, Reverse Gravity, Limited Wish (6 per day)
LVL 8 (2): Summon Monster VIII, Polymorph Any Object (4 per day) Stone to Flesh (4 per day)

>>51474
Actually, I may have a spell for this
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51479
51482
>>51477
And I can ban you if I want if you're going to be such an insufferable faggot
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51480
>>51478
Good taste.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51481
51484
>>51478
You have "stone to flesh" listed 2, kind of 3 times
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51482
51483 51485
>>51479
You could, but you halt the game's advancement for everyone, and still look like a total douchebag.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51483
51485
>>51482
And you halt the game's advancement for everyone else when you "do what you want" and go off on tangents, you complete douchebag
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51484
>>51481
>3
Once, but I have flesh to stone
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51485
51486
>>51482
you would*
>>51483
My character moving does not prevent other characters from moving within their own ability. All of the PCs are independent and free.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51486
51487 51488 51491
>>51485
And we can move just fine if you're banned
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51487
51489
>>51486
If you intend to ban everyone every time they do something that defies your plan, this game is going to be a lot less fun.
I will move how I please, ban or no ban.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51488
51490
>>51486
Stop
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51489
51492
>>51487
You need to be conscious of how your movements affect others. This is not a single player game. "pleasing" to do certain things can sometimes harm others. And that makes the game less fun for us
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51490
51496
1237865__explicit_artist-colon-an-dash-m_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_artist-colon-rockset_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_anatomically correct_.jpeg
>>51488
>1488
Checked.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51491
>>51486
I disagree with you

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51492
51493
>>51489
If you think all of the characters should be required to be predictale and follow the same plan perfectly, without conflict or contradiction, you're the one who's treating it as a singular game.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51493
51494
>>51492
Then don't be predicatable, just don't say this "I do what I want" because that can affect others, and is a generally sociopathic way to look at the world
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51494
>>51493
I'm playing a sociopath: my character has destructive, lawless, and unpredictable tendencies, and I intend to play that out to its fullest extent.
I won't intentionally cause grief, but I stand firm in the fact that I do whatever I want.

I do what I want too
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51495
Also I put all of Torc's ability points in CHA now 18, take notes if you must

Tracy's faggot if you really want the pickaxes, Torc and Tracy could make a trip to Gnomeland
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51496
>>51490
L-lewd
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51498
>INB4 I get banned too
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51499
51500 51501
So, let me ask. Who is deciding shit ITT?

It sure doesn't seem to be me.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51500
51501 51502 51503
>>51499
Then step up
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51501
>>51499
>>51500
>INB4 aneurysm
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51502
51504 51505 51506
>>51500
Alright.

Game is on hiatus as long as anyone is banned.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51503
>>51500
>inb4 explosion of blood
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51504
>>51502
Finally.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51505
>>51502
RRRrrRrEeeeeEeEEEeeeEEEeeee
My Autism Simulator!
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51506
51507 51509
>>51502
Explain to Tracy's faggot why "I do what I want" is not a viable approach to social-anything
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51507
51508
>>51506
After he explains why "banning people I don't agree with" isn't a viable approach
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51508
51509
>>51507
It's not because I don't agree with him, it's because he's such an asshole in the way he disagrees. Fuck him
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51509
51510
>>51506
>>51508
Better idea. Trump is shadow-banned.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51510
51511
>>51509
So be it
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51511
51512
>>51510
You're being unreasonable m8.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51512
51513
>>51511
All I wanted wanted was some damned concession. Some.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51513
51514
>>51512
Stop punching right
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51514
51516
>>51513
>>51513
What?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51516
51517
>>51514
That phrase means we are on the same fucking side, so stop punching right and use that white intelligence to figure out how to crush our enemies.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51517
51518 51525
>>51516
Then he needs to assure me that we are on the same side
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51518
51519
>>51517
Did you ban him?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51519
51520
>>51518
Tracy's faggot? Yes
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51520
51521
>>51519
Then how is he supposed to assure you?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51521
51522
>>51520
>>51520
Fine. Unbanned.

My point was that a world where anyone can do whatever they want is a world where the strong may harm the weak and mods can just ban people who endlessly piss them off - it's a world no one, especially not him, wants
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51522
51523 51525
>>51521
Dude the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such, he did nothing against the rules therfore you are abusing your mod powers just like you claim he abuses the game.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51523
51524
>>51522
Well then we should have less abuse now shouldn't we?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51524
51526
>>51523
That depends on if you stop abusing your powers or not.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51525
51526
alignment.jpg
>>51517
Of course we're on the same side, faggot.
Tracy wants to kill Soros, get back her money from Cardishore, and acquire cool powers/gear just as much as anyone else.
Her motivations/methodologies/habits just differ.
>Alignment =/= Association
>>51522
>the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such
A thousand times this.
Solve your problems with the game within the game, like every other PC does. I don't know why that's so difficult to do, when nobody else has b& anyone.
Banning people for not playing how you want them to is 4cuck-tier.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51526
51527 51528
>>51525
Just don't be a complete asshole

>>51524
I'll stop when everyone else does
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51527
51529
>>51526
Rabbit
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51528
51530 51531
>>51526
>When everyone else does
Nobody has b& anyone. They've all kept their banter within imagination land.
You are the only one who has escalated in-game conflicts to a site level.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51529
>>51527
https://www.rabb.it/IronicAncap
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51530
51532
>>51528
I can see why you are concerned, but please, refrain from daring me in the future
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51531
51532
>>51528
I'm sorry...
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51532
51533
>>51530
>daring me
Anon, none of what just happened was appropriate to justify a ban, by the standards of anyone else in this site's community.
I will do what I want, and roleplay how I perceive to be fun and appropriate. I broke no rules, and had no ill intent.
When I say "I'll do what I want" it doesn't always necesarily mean "mess up everything"; it means "do what I want".
>>51531
*sighs*
It's alright, m8...
I guess I was less than polite as well, so I apologize..
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51533
51534
>>51532
If you want to know why the statement offends me I know you don't give a shit, I just feel like talking anyways, it's pretty much because of what GM said in >>51412
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51534
51535
>>51533
M8, you know that the phrase "I do what I want" doesn't in any way imply malicious intention, right?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51535
51536
>>51534
The phrase "I do what I want," to me, reminds me of the phrase's use in an episode of South Park where Eric Cartman plays an out of control child of the type you see on Jerry Springer. That is, a child rebelling against any and all authority, morality, decency, custom, or law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51536
51537 51538
>>51535
>rebelling
Not necessarily rebelling, but not necessarily complying either.
It's a fantasy game: I sincerly hope all of the rest of you are trying to roleplay this game how you want to roleplay it.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51537
51541
>>51536
So then what happens on the occasions interests conflict, and doing what you want in a particular situation is contrary to the interest of another?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51538
51539
>>51536
"I'd rather expected we'd have killed LOTS more stuff by now to be honest. You lot are damn inefficient in your roleplaying."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51539
51540
>>51538
"What do you mean?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51540
51542
>>51539
It means we gotta pick up the pace and figure out how to kill with max efficiency, so we can move onto the next thing asap.
Or at least that's how I interpret it...
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51541
>>51537
Character development
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51542
51543
>>51540
I think it means we spend too much time doing other bullshit like thinking of what spells to cast before initiative or how to approach a battle
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51543
51547
>>51542
*Tracy grabs her new maces and walks right into the temple*
Let's go then.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51544
51545
*Rides in atop gilded lion gloriously*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51545
51546
>>51544
*Brass
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51546
51548
>>51545
If Thez can put gems on a goat statue and you can put gems on a mace then Trumpaladin can electroplate gold foil to his Fae
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51547
51548 51549
>>51543
"Whoa there, that's not what I mean at all," she says, chewing on Barry's faceagain?. "Take this example, when - other than the Terrasque fight - has the party had any established formations? When is anyone buffing one another?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51548
>>51546
Sounds itchy..
>>51547
>When is anyone buffing one another
WE could make progress on this.
I keep meaning to bring it up, but I don't want to sound rude..
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51549
51550
>>51547
"It's hard to get that kind of cooperation together on all of us"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51550
51551
>>51549
"You could ask."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51551
51552 51554
>>51550
"Infernius just flat out hasn't been here for much of this, Torcuil is often split up handling a different threat - with good reason- and I do ask you"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51552
51553
>>51551
"I don't have very many buffs.."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51553
>>51552
"Neither do I..."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51554
51556
>>51551
Mr. Snek slithers in with a note tied to his tail, which he gives to Trumpaladin.
It reads "Hello guy, my faggot wanted me to pass on a message: I personally think the reason you guys are never acting as a team is cause you guys never interact with eachother. You guys really on metaknowledge. The most recent example I can think of has to do with wands. Tracy, you wanted a certain wand, but instead of talking to Torcuil you had your faggot relay Meta Knowledge. And don't get me started on characters never catching each other up cause meta.
All-in-all, metafagging is fine in some cases but we're using it too much.
"
Snek then waves with his tail and slithers away.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51555
P R A I S E E P O N A
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51556
>>51554
*points hoof*
"This."
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51560
Tracy stares at the gigantic temple, wondering to herself how easily she could liquidate its resources.

"You think they'd already paid off their loan for that thing?" she wonders out loud, to nobody in particular
B8Jb3
?
No.51561
51563
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling to rape small horse
fEg1h
?
No.51562
[1d20 = 13]
https://youtu.be/-FrztU7QqB8
https://youtu.be/1haMYTrLMZI
*makes a big brain nia emergency kit*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51563
51564 51567
>>51561
Which one is the small horse?
"Careful now."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51564
1507784971771.png
>>51563

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51565
51566
Are we going to crawl today?

Tracy peers into the temple, brandishing her new maces.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51566
51568
>>51565
I was rather hoping we might run, but if you insist on crawling, we can do that.
YxBc0
?
No.51567
51568 51569 51570
[1d20 = 14]
>>51563
Traditionally it has has referred to Tracy, although it may be time to find an easier target

Re-rolling
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51568
>>51566
She is faster on all fours..
Should we wait until everyone is confirmed here?
>>51567
>easier target
*bursts out laughing*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51569
51571
>>51567
If you're thinking to try that on Thez, remember that she has a get out of >rape free card

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51570
>>51567
I will rape and tgen murder all of your horses if you tr that on thez
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51571
51572 51574
>>51569
I was thinking more like Felicia. Someone who does not have a high grapple bonus or escape artist bonus or dimension door
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51572
51573
>>51571
Leave the poor mare alone, anon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51573
51575
>>51572
But but...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51574
51576
>>51571
You realize Trump has a vastly higher modifier for seduction than he does for >rape?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51575
51579
>>51573
You're better than that, Anon. There's no virtue in picking on the helpless.

Don't make me geek-out and list all of the ways it qualifies under "Suggested Ebil Acts" I read about in the BoVD, the Complete Divine, or any of the other SRDs, because I've been studying ebil deeds like an autist.
YxBc0
?
No.51576
51577 51578 51580 51582
[1d20+31 = 50]
>>51574
Oh yeah

Rolling on nearest target of opportunity
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51577
51580
>>51576
Oh shit
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51578
>>51576
*humps leg*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51579
>>51575
I want to own this ebil alignment gig better..
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51580
51581
>>51576
>>51577
IS SEDUCED. I think only Fae and Tracy are nearby though
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51581
51582
>>51580
Fae sounds like the type to save herself for marriage.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51582
51583 51584
>>51581
Indeed she does. I wonder if the 40 in >>51576 would break her

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51583
>>51582
Wait. That's a 50
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51584
51586
>>51582
Your math is off. That's a 50. If a female deity had been present, it would be seduced.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51585
51587
william-shatner-captain-kirk-featured-image.jpg

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51586
>>51584
KEK. I think we know how to deal with the Golden Lady now
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51587
51588 51591
So who gets the 50, Fae or Tracy?

>>51585
SO MUCH KEK
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51588
51593 51595
>>51587
Captain Brad Kirk.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51589
I put a lot of ranks into Diplomacy too.. I gotta find a way to increase her Char in the future as well as well..
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51590
51592
Tracy has 16 Str, right?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51591
51595
>>51587
It could technically be Fae, Slovenia, or Felicia desu. The party is "out" of the dungeon, excepting technically Tracy who's at the entrance. Trump could be making rounds at any part. If we're getting technical, and this were a visual-novel format, Trump could choose between the artist, the lumberjane, the librarian, or of course the yandere.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51592
>>51590
I mean, if you don't want to claim that Tracy heroically placed herself between Fae and Trumpaladin to take the full brunt of Trumpaladin's charm (which she absolutely would have had the opportunity to do) then that's okay
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51593
51595
>>51588
Captain Bradley Trump Kirk
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51595
51598 51599
>>51591
Neat!

>>51593
>>51588
I am loving this so much
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51596
51597
>>51594
Tracy started with 13 strength, same as Trumpaladin