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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1238 replies and 132 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.50575
50578
Arrrrrrg!
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/?C=M;O=A
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50576
50578
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50578
50581
>>50575
>>50576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdi-CMwSXlQ
inb4 GM kills Torc for this
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50579
50580 50594
It's not worth trying to get a set of ligfht armor is it? Is there anything she could get quickly that would provide more protection than her bracers?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50580
>>50579
Actually, I forgot about that Darkness abjuration. That's be as good as any set.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50581
50583 50613
>>50574
Yep
>>50578
Well look a that, Torcuil dies of something horrible that dissolves him from the inside, and wakes up in the entertron
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50582
... again
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50583
50584
90658ba02f812c0299c061305df4276b.jpg
>>50581
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50584
50585
>>50583
4
Calculating exp is my absolute least favorite aspect of 3.5
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50585
xpposter.jpg
>>50584
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50586
50587 50589
That's most of the reason I haven't bothered calculating it desu
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50587
50588
Spoilered
>>50586
Oh, well I guess I won't pry then.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50588
>>50587
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50589
50590 50594
>>50586
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50590
50592
>>50589
>will losing experience affect when Tracy levels up?
Seriously?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50591
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not bothered by the subject nor being sarcastic at you/Trcy. The part I don't like about XP is entirely the cumbersome calulations n shit, for a number that is far more detailed than it needs to be.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50592
50593 50595
>>50590
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50593
>>50592
I doubt it, not significantly.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50594
50596 50598
>>50579
Mythril breastplate provides +5 AC before and magical expenditure, and you can add enchantments like Shadow that give a +10 on hide checks, for example

>>50589
That would send you back a level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50595
epMvm1R.jpg
>>50592
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50596
50597
>>50594
The armor of Darkness seems best for her, desu. Worth the XP.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50597
50598
>>50596
That's not a real armor. That's a spell that last a few minutes
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50598
50599
>>50594
Nah, it wouldn't. I crunched the numbers.
>>50597
GM said she could make it permanent.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50599
50600
>>50598
It would absolutely send her back a level
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50600
50601 50602
>>50599
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50601
50603 50604
>>50600
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50602
50603
>>50600
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures
? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50603
50605 50607
>>50601
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50604
50605
>>50601
Also, your equipment doesn't affect the XP you earn. That'd be gay.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50605
50608
>>50603
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells

Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive

>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50606
50615 50620
GM curls up in the corner and cries
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50607
>>50603
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50608
50609
>>50605
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50609
50610
>>50608
No, and if you're going to talk about meta shit constantly, so am I
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50610
50611
>>50609
Do YOU seriously want to get into a discussion about armors?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50611
50612
>>50610
You can stack armor bonuses too. Take a +8 armor and Diane Fienstien's +4 bracers
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50612
50614
>>50611
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50613
>>50581
I figured
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50614
50621
>>50612
Yeah no shit, and I don't want permanency abused in such a way
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50615
>>50606
>pats GM on the back
Shhh, it'll all be okay
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50618
Ben
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50619
50620
GM emits a long and beleaguered sigh
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50620
>>50606
>>50619
Shhh shhh, your Fhürer is here.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50621
50622
>>50614
Why do you do this everytime? Do you get something out of it?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50622
50623
>>50621
Yes. Because fuck that guy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50623
50624
>>50622
Why?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50624
50625 50626
>>50623
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.

All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50625
50627
>>50624
Then why were you sad when he left?
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50626
50629
>>50624
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50627
50628 50630
Spoilered
>>50625
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50628
50632
>>50627
Then be kind to him.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50629
50631 50637 50639
>>50626
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50630
>>50627
no homo
Anonymous
mBKbx
?
No.50631
50633 50637
>>50629
>cheating
Who decides what "cheating" is? It's definitely not you.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50632
50634 50639
>>50628
It's too late for that
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50633
50639
>>50631
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50634
50636
>>50632
Its never too late to show kindness to a brother.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50635
>>>/test/
Can we just stop fighting plz?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50636
50640
>>50634
I think the bridge is burnt
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50637
50641
>>50629
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50638
50642 50644
Bitches, get sorted
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50639
50643 50646 50648
a4a.jpg
>>50632
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50640
>>50636
Build a new one m8 seriously just show abit of humanity.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50641
>>50637
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50642
>>50638
In there.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50643
50645
>>50639
Well, I decided to give kindness a try and I get... This
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50644
>>50638
I'll be on in about hour or so if you guys are still there.
Now sort your problems out
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50645
50646
>>50643
Start by not deleting everyone's posts.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50646
50647
>>50639
Then stop steam rolling, stop stealing from and attacking other characters, and stop trying to take every advantage

>>50645
If you ever want peace, you're going to have to get over things in the past and be willing to move forward
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50647
50649 50651
>>50646
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.

The discussion is on rabbit.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50648
>>50639
Anon, the problem is your attitude
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50649
50650
>>50647
I was on the rabbit and no discussion took place
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50650
>>50649
I had to step out.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50651
50652
>>50647
Can you handle me giving meta answers then?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50652
50653
>>50651
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50653
50654
>>50652
Well I'm very fucking loud with my opinion and you can get over it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50654
50655
>>50653
That's fine. Just don't start censoring things when you don't agree with them.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50655
50656
>>50654
And please don't be such an asshole in posts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50656
50657 50658
>>50655
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50657
>>50656
Do you understand why "speaking my mind without holding back" can incur resentment?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50658
>>50656
>you outta play with yourself
I can say the same about your constant steam rolling
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50659
50662
Before processing his request, I have one question wrt Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50660
>>>/test/
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50661
50662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Nz2cmCp0
Infernius please don't leave us
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50662
50663
>>50661
>>50659
He'll be back. There's no leaving...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50663
>>50662
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50664
50665 50668
I probably won't be able to play this weekend.
I have some things I need to worry about.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50665
>>50664
And I'm supposed to be applying to bar right now. You'll be here this weekend
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50666
50667 50668 50669 50670 50679
fuck.jpg
I'm sorry guys...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50667
vector_012___sad_rainbow_dash_vector_by_mpnoir-d8qbdo7.png
>>50666
But I actually don't want you to go
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50668
>>50664
>>50666
Take all the time you need. I am at your service.
>long, sweeping, and mostly unironic bow.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50669
>>50666
Pls no leave
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50670
>>50666
Check PM again
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50672
50673
Ive started my whitepill regimen.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50673
50674
>>50672
Yay?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50674
>>50673
I dont feel like im in a losing fight now
https://youtu.be/ntCtwjt3pjg
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50675
50677 50679
Im sorry guys. Will you forgive me?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50677
50678
>>50675
What for?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50678
50679 50680
>>50677
The shit i said in the rabb.it.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50679
>>50675
>>50678
>implying there's anything for me to forgive or you to apologize for
>>50666
It's fine, do what you need to.
We'll still be here
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50680
>>50678
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50681
50682
I miss tracys faggot.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50682
50683
>>50681
I don't know if he's coming back
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50683
>>50682
If he does please stop being so hard on him.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50685
50686
*dabs*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50686
50688 50689 50692
1512971245757.png
>>50685

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50688
50690
>>50686
*modifed roman dab*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50689
50690 50691
>>50686
>me last night
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50690
170112230349-paul-ryan-town-hall-dab-full-169.jpg
>>50689
>>50688

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50691
50693
>>50689
Is InfernuisXthez miscegenation?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50692
>>50686
>me
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50693
50694
>>50691
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe

Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50694
50695
>>50693
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50695
50696 50733
>>50694
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50696
50697
>>50695
>offspring of a Minotaur and dwarf-elf mulato is a Unicorn
¿Que?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50697
50698
>>50696
Is that a serious inquiry, or a shitpost?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50698
50699
>>50697
Thats a shitpost if ive ever seen one.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50699
1.PNG
>>50698
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50700
50701
"Thez me want tendies"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50701
50702
>>50700
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50702
50703 50704
>>50701
"You best waifu ana."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50703
50705
>>50702
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50704
50706 50707
>>50702
[sad paladin noises]
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50705
50707
>>50703
*eats muh tendies*
"Why you look at me like that?"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50706
50707 50714
>>50704
"Its okay brad you still have me and torc"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50707
50708 50709 50738
angrythez.png
>>50704
"Don't you start, he'd be heading to the kitchen after I'da whupped his ass."
>>50705
"I trust you heard that."
>>50706
Thez clears her throat
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50708
50710
>>50707
*unzips dick*
"Why you mad? Wife usually serce husbands food."
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50709
50712
>>50707
"It's different this time. She may be gone for good"
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50710
50711 50715
>>50708
"User was stun-fisted for this this post"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50711
1517381013121.gif
>>50710

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50712
50713
images.duckduckgo.com5.jpg
>>50709
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50713
>>50712
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50714
50716 50717 50741
>>50706
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50715
>>50710
>falcon punch

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50716
1517355532690.gif
>>50714

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50717
50718 50724 50734
>>50714
"Turn thez into a pony"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50718
50719
>>50717
Why a pony?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50719
50720 50721
1504568719059-1.png
>>50718
Why not? I could feed her carrots.
Anonymous
GNoso
?
No.50720
50721
>>50719
"As could I"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50721
50722
>>50719
>>50720
"I'm still gonna prefer eating faces,...."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50722
50723
>>50721
"Nevermind then..."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50723
thezpone.png
>>50722
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50724
50725
>>50717
"Uh, okay."
Torc takes the polymorph staff and boops Thez on the nose with it
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50725
50727
>>50724
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50726
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50727
50728
>>50725
Torc tries again, and when that fails he shakes it a bit
"Well that fucking sucks"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50728
50729
>>50727
"Stick not working?" Thez quips, barely holding back laughter.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50729
50730
>>50728
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50730
50732
>>50729
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50731
50732
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50732
>>50730
"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.
>>50731
Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50733
50735 50847
>>50695
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50734
50848
>>50717
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50735
50736 50737 50741 50750 50847
thezpone.png
>>50733
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50736
50739
>>50735
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50737
>>50735
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50738
50739
looks better.png
>>50707

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50739
50748 50750
>>50736
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50740
50741 50742 50744
1512632098297.png
>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50741
death-chan.png
>>50714
Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.
>>50735
Also:
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]
>>50740
*humps leg*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50742
50743 50745
>>50740
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50743
50745
>>50742
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50744
50746
>>50740
Really, your starting this again?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50745
>>50742
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50746
50747 50748
Fluttershy_glare_S02E19.png
>>50744
And fuck you as well
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50747
50749
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>50746
[low pony noises]...
*hugs*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50748
50749
>>50739
Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.
>>50746
>mutual feeling intensifies
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50749
50751 50752
>>50747
*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*

>>50748
Super fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50750
>>50739
>>50735
The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50751
50753
f9f.png
>>50749
>super fuck you

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50752
50754 50764
>>50749
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50753
Really.gif
>>50751
U
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50754
50755 50756
>>50752
*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50755
50757
>>50754
>concerned face
*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50756
50758
>>50754
"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50757
50759
>>50755
"Maybe"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50758
50759 50761
>>50756
"Not like you know the way"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50759
50760 50761
>>50757
[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
>>50758
>bongo music plays in background
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50760
50762
>>50759
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50761
50763 50765
>>50758
>>50759
>spitting noises
"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50762
50763
>>50760
".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
YxBc0
?
No.50763
50764 50766 50769
[4d20 = 59]
>>50762
FULL ROUND ATTACK!

*wubs*

>>50761
"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50764
50767 50771
>>50763
>20
>again the critical wubs
>>50752
>heavy
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50765
50769 50770 50771
35a.jpg
>>50761
>high pitched clicking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50766
50771
>>50763
C R I T I C A L
R
I
T
I
C
A
L

C U D D L E S
U
D
D
L
E
S
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50767
50768
>>50764
Nothing important
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50768
50770
>>50767
"What." e_e
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50769
50771
Screenshot_20180113-231012.png
>>50765
>bagpipes play
>>50763
Has Torc come off as sour?
"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50770
50772 50774
>>50765
Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.
>>50768
Reunion drama
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50771
50777
>>50764
I think it means full of negative emotions

>>50765
"We must pray for this one"

>>50766
*cuddles pony*

>>50769
"Why you run away?"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50772
50773 50777
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>50770
>Not being loyal to one weapon
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50773
50775
>>50772
I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50774
50776
>>50770
>Hammer
They?
>drama
"Oh. Nevermind."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50775
50778
>>50773
Can you do that?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50776
>>50774
>They
The party.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50777
50779 50780
>>50771
"I'm hungry!"
>>50772
Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50778
50779
>>50775
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50779
50780 50781
>>50777
I love Vanderiem!

>>50778
Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50780
50782 50783
>>50777
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50781
50784
>>50779
>wouldn't it have to be harder
Uh, depends.
Hammer? Yes
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.
>>50779
M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned