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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
?
No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1238 replies and 144 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50985
50988
>>50984
*SPLUNK*

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50986
50987
>>50983
*motorboats crotch tits*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50987
50995
>>50986
For
>>50978
Pls no ban
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50988
50990
>>50985
>>50985
"careful!"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50989
50990 50993
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50990
50992
>>50988
Conscious of her unborn child, Tracy descends on the horsedong (engorged by her oppressive grip), carefully.
>>50989
We get 4 ability points?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50991
50994
1511753443519.jpg
>>50983
Not a mage though.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50992
50996 50998
>>50990
You've already applied three of those four, and torcuil hasn't, but yes
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50993
50996
1517219861726-0.png
>>50989

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50994
50996 50999
>>50991
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50995
50999 51001 51015
>>50987
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50996
>>50994
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
>>50992
Uh, gotta think which one I use the most
>>50993
>acute angel
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50998
51000 51001
>>50992
*rides horsey*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50999
51001
>>50995
*bits nipples gently*
>>50994
You're right it wouldn't be worth it.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51000
51002
>>50998
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already

Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51001
51004 51006
>>50998
>>50995
>>50999
I'm glad I got Mr. Snek out of there before his innocence was ruined
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51002
51003
>>51000
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51003
51007 51008
>>51002
"I - I am?"

So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51004
>>51001
>implying snek isnt a chad
>implying snek dosent fuck snek bitches regularly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51005
51009 51010
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51006
51009
>>51001
>STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51007
>>51003
waifu abuse is wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51008
51011 51018
>>51003
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51009
>>51005
>>51006
Hey, you captured my responce perfectly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51010
51013
>>51005
You'd even get to keep your intelligence score...
YxBc0
?
No.51011
51012 51013
[1d20 = 3]
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"

grapple check (to switch positions)

"You can ride me sometimes though"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51012
>>51011
Well...
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51013
51016 51028
>>51011
Ha, you fucked up
>>51010
Maybe a unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51015
51020
>>50995
*Grapples horse pussy*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51016
51017
>>51013
Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51017
51030
>>51016
Why pegasus?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51018
51019 51026
>>51008
failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
DsWW2
?
No.51019
51021 51023
[1d20+4 = 8]
>>51018
>all this while he's lying on his back
lol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
HBIlF
?
No.51020
51022
[1d20 = 5]
>>51015
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51021
51023
>>51019
>2 short
Nope..
fEg1h
?
No.51022
[1d20 = 14]
>>51020

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51023
51025
>>51019
Uh... That's what he doesn't do

>>51021
She falls anyways?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51025
51027
>>51023
She's a bit clumsy in this body
She stabilizes herself by holding onto his dong.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51026
51029
>>51018
Really?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51027
51031
>>51025
It's solid as a rock, that is for sure. But it's slippery
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51028
51046
>>51013
>unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff
Would this work?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51029
51035
>>51026
You should see some of the things you type, pickle rick
t6+XU
?
No.51030
51032 51036
[2d20 = 22]
>>51017
While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51031
51034
>>51027
Tracy grips tightly; a little too tightly (she's not used to having fingers).
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51032
51034 51036
>>51030
>making Torc a pegasus
Oh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
fEg1h
?
No.51033
51038
1517493829812.jpg
[3d20 = 39]
>>51024
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51034
>>51031
That would have set him off, if he hadn't been set off earlier. She maintains her grip

>>51032
>Unicorns have beards
Kek, he is like sunburst
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51035
51040
>>51029
I was inquiring about the abortion via dick part. M-morty
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51036
51037 51038 51046
>>51030
Of course Torc 4 can't find shit but Snek 18+9 thinks he may have found something
>>51032
If Torc could do levitation with his horn as a unicorn I would have no objections.
But what will Death think...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51037
51038 51042
>>51036
Everything loves poners
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51038
51039 51041 51042
>>51033
Considering the current configuration, that surprise kiss attack would be directed at horsepussy, which is also why grappling horsepussy failed.
>>51036
>Hooman. This one.
Snek indicates to Torcuil a machine. Its says "Wands" on it.
>>51037
This
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51039
51042 51043
>>51038
>Its says "Wands" on it
Useful.
YxBc0
?
No.51040
51044 51047
>>51035
I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
\r
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51041
51048
Shrek_Forever_After(movie_wallpaper_pictures_photo_pics_poster)(150110193057)Shr.jpg
>>51038
*gives the old lickeroo*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51042
>>51039
Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it makes wands
>>51038
Torc pats Mrs. Snek on the head
"Thanks lad, now shall we see if we can get this thing working?"
Do I roll knowledge engineering to understand how it works, or would it be spellcraft? Craft?
>>51037
Fair point my friend
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51043
51045
>>51039
*Jumps up (front half, not rear) and licks weird silver haired woman*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51044
51045 51050
>>51040
[giggles]
*turns around and bends over*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51045
>>51044
>>51043

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51046
51056
>>51036
>>51028
I need confirmation on this.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51047
51048 51049 51050
>>51040
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51048
51052
>>51041
She sinks further onto his face.
>nommed pony noises
>>51047
Well, if the female is with another male's child, it makes perfect sense from a competitive-evolutionary standpoint
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51049
51053 51059
>>51047
>strangest
*cough* duck dick *cough*

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51050
51052
>>51047
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things

>>51044
*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51051
51054
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51052
>>51050
>>51048
Fair points, i cede.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51053
51055 51059
>>51049
>turtle penises are the entire length of their bodies
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51054
51059 51060
>>51051
Tracy could take it. Her vag is trained well enough.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51055
51057 51059
>>51053
>possums have forked penises
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51056
51059
>>51046
Seriously though, would a creature under the affect of that spell be an effective unicorn?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51057
51058
>>51055
>felines have barbed penors
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51058
51059 51061
>>51057
>dolphins ejaculate so hard it would kill a hoo-man
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51059
51062 51064 51068
>>51058
>>51054
>Tracy is such a slut that her vagina is substantially larger than normal
True, that's why I never thought it would be an issue

>>51055
>>51053
>>51049
But those are not as sexy as horses

>>51056
It shouldn't. Polymorph doesn't let you take the new form's supernatural or spell like abilities
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51060
>>51054
*continues humping less adorable weird woman*

*nibbles ear*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51061
51063
>>51058
>gorillas have the smallest dicks out of any primate
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51062
51068 51070
>>51059
Yeah, although Animal Shapes shouldn't turn you into a Pegasus, let alone one able to speak.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51063
51065 51066 51067
>>51061
>echidnas have a 4 headed penis
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51064
51069 51070
>>51059
>larger
*More muscular
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51065
>>51063
Nature is fun.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51066
51068
>>51063
Four heads are better than one
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51067
51068
maxresdefault.jpg
>>51063

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51068
51070 51074
>>51059
>>51062
Welp, Wish it is then
>>51066
Kek
>>51067
Damn it
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51069
1517441898779.png
>>51064

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51070
51071 51072 51073 51074
>>51062
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay

>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony

>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51071
51073 51079
>>51070
Wisdom/=/intelligence
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51072
51079
>>51070
Animal Shapes - 1 willing person per caster level
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51073
51075 51077 51078
>>51070
>But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Why do anything?
>>51071
What is Infernius' wisdom?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51074
51079 51080
785734__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_bedroom eyes_blank flank_blonde_comic_female_sideways glance_simple background_smiling_.png
>>51068
>Wish it is then
This should work.
I've been reading into it for this purpose.
Wish can do literally anything.
>>51070
>why
Ponies are the superior race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51075
51076 51078 51082
>>51073
My notes say 13
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51076
51078
>>51075
That makes sense
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51077
51079
>>51073
>Why do anything?
This.
It's all for fun and games.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51078
1517442085005.jpg
>>51076
>>51075
>>51073
Im not sure but i think thats right.
>tfw no .txt
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51079
51081
>>51071
I didn't imply that it did

>>51074
But that's a whole Wish

>>51077
*continues humping*

>>51072
Well that makes it more useful
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51080
>>51074
Adolf hoofler comfirms.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51081
51083
>>51079
>that's a whole Wish
Bah, just 5000 XP to turn into whatever you want to be.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51082
51084
>>51075
Spins thez upside down
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51083
51085 51086 51089
>>51081
But then Trumpaladin is going to have to try to fuck him...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51084
51087
>>51082
IDK what you're getting at with that. She's currently straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51085
>>51083
Thats pretty gay, Trumpaladin fucking a stallion
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51086
51095
>>51083
Stallion on stallion aktion
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51087
51088
>>51084
69
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51088
>>51087
Oh right, Infernius is a hoers too. Carry on.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51089
51090 51095
>>51083
If you do that, you fall.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51090
51092
>>51089
*spreads his wings wide, and cums inside of silver haired woman gloriously*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51091
51097
Okay, so as per the wording of a wish, say the spell works like Polymorph Any Object, only the subject transmuted also gains the functional abilities of its new form?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51092
51093
>>51090
[happy hoo-man noises]
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51093
51094 51095 51096 51097
>>51092
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"

"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51094
>>51093
*blows kiss*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51095
51098 51104
>>51086
GAAAAAAYYYY
>>51089
The Virgin Padalin
>has to follow some god for power
>gets shitty spells
>lawful good
>can't fuk the kinky evil bitches
The CHAD Sorcerer
>born with magical power
>gets fireballs and the ability to alter reality
>Chaotic Good
>is literally dating death
>>51093
Oh this won't end well
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51096
51101
>>51093
*knife lands right next to head, taking a lock of hair with it*
*long, green-eyed stare*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51097
51099 51100 51106
>>51091
Word it very carefully
>>51093
Thez is occupied
and GM goes to bed, night all
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51098
>>51095
>inb4 B&
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51099
>>51097
Night thez and gm
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51100
>>51097
Night
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51101
51102 51103
>>51096
"Uh, you can stay longer if you like"
*smiles*
Mubbles, "why are they always crazy?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51102
51105
>>51101
[staring intensifies]
>'Flashy...'
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51103
51105
>>51101
"Uh brad..... that tracy"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51104
51109
>>51095
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills

The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51105
51108
>>51103
"Uh... Oh"

>>51102
>"Yes Tracy?"
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51106
51107
ee8ddcdd0408d5a0f430d629f5b0647c--gaming-memes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>51097
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51107
>>51106
>dream-up
*type-up
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51108
51111
>>51105
*reverts to pony form*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51109
51110 51111
>>51104
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers

>killed a demigod with one spell

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51110
51111 51112 51113
>>51109
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51111
51114 51116
>>51108
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"

>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer

The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it

>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus

>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51112
51113 51115 51116
>>51110
>Chad Sorcerer
Waifu is Death
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51113
>>51112
*Death's waifu is the NEET
FTFY

>>51110
>Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51114
>>51111
>Has never died and is often unscathed
He exploded not too long ago.
Nice digits though.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51115
51116
>>51112
Eant to bare knuckle box over it?
Night goyim
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51116
51118 51119
>>51111
>has never died
Only cause you deleted the post where I rolled a 20 to shoot Trump, then killed Torc anyway
>>51112
Also, wouldn't Death technically be a god?
>>51115
Night
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51117
*Trumpaladin goes and lays in a corner, curls up in a ball, and thinks his life over, crying subtly*
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51118
51120
>>51116
He deleted the post where Snek grappled Fae too.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51119
51122
>>51116
A crit from that gun wouldn't kill him. It does harm, sure, but far from draining all his HP
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51120
51121
>>51118
Snek grappled Trumpaladin, not Fae
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51121
51124
>>51120
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51122
51123 51124 51125
>>51119
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot

>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense

In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
Anonymous
DsWW2
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No.51123
51125 51135
>>51122
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51124
51126
>>51121
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks

>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51125
51127
>>51123
The high saving throw is kick ass, but it's actually not haxx at all. That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin

>>51122
Chan Paladin is armor proficient, and is perfectly capable of offense
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51126
51128
>>51124
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51127
51128
>>51125
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51128
51129
>>51126
>Could grapple her
If he had sent snek after her, yeah, he may have. But that is not what he chose
>could have died
A constrictor snake doesn't deal enough damage to kill a full health level 16 paladin in one round

>>51127
In general, bonuses of different kind stack
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51129
51130 51131
>>51128
>bonuses of different kind stack
Nah, they just overlap. It's in the Magick Overview.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51130
>>51129
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51131
51132 51133 51134
>>51129
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51132
>>51131
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51133
51134 51136
>>51131
>or from effects other than spells
By this, it refers to Items or Supernatural Abilities.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51134
51136
>>51131
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed

>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51135
51136
>>51123
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51136
51138 51139
>>51133
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51137
I'm going to bed too now.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51138
>>51136
Ah, okay
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51139
51140
>>51136
Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51140
>>51139
>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance
Oh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).
I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51141
51142 51143 51152
Tracy heads off to the workshop to forge some undead-bane weapons, because her faggot likes acquiring things.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51142
>>51141
Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51143
51144 51145
>>51141
The shortsword has the highest damage die of the light weapons
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51144
>>51143
This.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51145
51146
44973467.jpg
>>51143
Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51146
51147
>>51145
You can throw a shortsword too
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51147
51148 51149
>>51146
That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51148
51149
>>51147
Oh wait, that's a +2 bonus. Kunai get the +4 bonus.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51149
51154
>>51147
I guess if what you're relying on to kill a person is the 10d6 of sneak attack damage, or a Death Attack, then the small size of the dagger doesn't matter

>>51148
The weird oriental farming tool is much less sexy than a dagger
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51150
https://youtu.be/CRqW30HXPDk
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51151
https://youtu.be/09KZA-rKpw0
Anonymous
y+m7h
?
No.51152
51153
>>51141
Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51153
51155
>>51152
>maces
Yeah, sounds better for skeleton who get that damage reduction.
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51154
51164
1779331_0.jpg
>>51149
>the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
Well, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51155
51156 51176
CL-167.png
>>51153
>*makes Skull-crusher maces*
>pic related
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51156
51157
>>51155
Dank
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51157
>>51156
They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51158
51159 51163 51186
Joe_Kennedy_III,_115th_official_photo.jpg
Actual image of the leader of the banshees, whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51159
51160
>>51158
>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
You think he could use Blasphemy?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51160
51161
1512204899801.png
>>51159
Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.51161
51186
>>51160
>powers of the lichs yet
Blasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
fEg1h
?
No.51162
51164
[1d20 = 5]
Rolling to invent zero point energy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51163
51164 51167
>>51158
*drools*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51164
51165
6653331717_73a49afa3e_b.jpg
>>51154
I wanna find some living enemies to rob and murder.
>>51162
>>51163
*looks up from mace she's working on*
*keks*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51165
51166 51168
>>51164
*roman salutes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51166
>>51165
"Almost had an idea there, red guy?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51167
51171
Infernius drool.png
>>51163

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.51168
51169
>>51165
"Don't Roman salute her, she wishes harm upon the white race"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51169
51170
>>51168
Nah.

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.51170
51172
>>51169
"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51171
>>51167
It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51172
51173
>>51170
Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole
"Fuck yaks."
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.51173
51174 51179 51186
>>51172
"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51174
51175 51176
>>51173
"What's a Somali?"
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.51175
51186
>>51174
"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51176
51177
>>51155
Kek
>>51174
Salami is a lunch meat
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51177
51178 51180
>>51176
"Sounds tasty."
*hammers mace*
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.51178
51180
>>51177
Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51179
>>51173
"Negros deserve the rope."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51180
51181 51183
>>51177
>>51178
"Y tracy want white race to die"
Anonymous
KHuiL
?
No.51181
51182 51184
>>51180
"She doesn't want it to die, she just wants to do harm to it"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51182
>>51181
"How you know?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51183
51185
>>51180
"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51184
>>51181
Who's speaking?
Did Brad leave or not?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51185
51189
>>51183
"Sure"
*heal*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51186
51187 51188 51193
>>51158
APPROVED
>>51161
APPROVED
>>51173
I trust I don't need to point out the logical fallacy there,....
>>51175
So naturally, Trump would have no objection to a vigilante who murders those same highwaymen, robbers, and other high criminals?

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51187
51192
>>51186
"Hey thez can me ask a favor?"