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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1238 replies and 134 files omitted.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.50782
50785 50786
>>50780
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon

>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50783
50789 50792
>>50780
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.

Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50784
>>50781
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!

*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50785
>>50782
You could always try slamming it into the glass to see if it works.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50786
50787
>>50782
Says the guy who never tried hitting the temple with it,... cuz it would have worked
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50787
50788
>>50786
Yeah I thought about using it against that door
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50788
50791 50792
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50789
50790
>>50783
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50790
>>50789
kek
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50791
>>50788
It's a +3 longsword

>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50792
50793 50794
>>50788
A "normal" shatterspike is a +1, +4 on sunder weapon/tool. This is a +4, +7 on sunder. Its uber cuz it helps fill out Thez' backstory and give personality and precedence with characters the party probably won't interact with.
>>50783
Its also a death-trap,....

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50793
>>50792
>+4
That's even better!

>Death trap
Pfft!
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50794
50795 50796
knuc-1515479175_minecraft_skin-11435915.jpg
If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50795
50796
>>50794
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50796
50797
>>50794
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
YxBc0
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No.50797
50798 50799
[1d20-8 = -12]
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*

>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50798
>>50797
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50799
50800
>>50797
>General's could use some xp too
I thought followers didn't earn XP?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50800
50801
>>50799
They do in Mixed Nuts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50801
50802 50803
>>50800
I want to add some Druids or Sorcerers to Tracy's syndicate then.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50802
50804 50807
>>50801
GM would only let me give them Fighter levels though
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50803
50806
>>50801
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50804
50805
>>50802
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50805
>>50804
You understand the difference
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50806
>>50803
Nah, it won't be centered in Port Barry.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50807
50808 50809
>>50802
That's cuz they're not training in a way that makes sense for other classes.

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50808
50811
>>50807
Not paladin or cleric?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50809
50810 50811
>>50807
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50810
>>50809
I wanted to train ponies with humanoid familiars...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50811
50812 50815
>>50809
Patience, I've only just finished the table of contents on the D&D sex book
>>50808
They have no experience as a paladin or cleric. They've seen a paladin and cleric, but without a player they can't into specialized classes.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50812
50814
1512775065441-3.png
>>50811
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
YxBc0
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No.50813
50814
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50814
50816
>>50812
BTW, where was shining armor in the movie?
>>50813
(not with stealth)
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50815
50816
7f69ecbbec9204c058c01f2440c2422f.jpg
dQjxoND.jpg
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>>50811
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50816
50817
>>50814
I don't recall seeing Shining Armor anywhere

>>50815
>In every way superior to warriors
They are in every way but one identical to warriors. That one way is the set of feats, which makes a difference, but isn't giant
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50817
50818
>>50816
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
YxBc0
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No.50818
50819
>>50817
Not having skills or magic makes a big difference
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50819
dd6362_6395296.jpg
>>50818
Hence, the new feat at every level.
Oy vey! Buy the complete martial SRD,
goyim!

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50820
50821 50823
*looks at pony*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50821
50822 50823
>>50820
*licks nose*


Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50822
50824
>>50821
*rubs behind ears*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50823
50825 50826
>>50820
>>50821
>GM goes to sleeps with that image in his mind
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50824
>>50822
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50825
50826 50829
>>50823
I outta go to bed as well pretty soon...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50826
50827 50828
>>50823
>>50825
I finally almost got my Bar application done... But I need to get a haircut tomorrow morning and make up for lost sleep
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50827
>>50826
Stuff first. game later
https://youtu.be/BsRm1A57cu0
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50828
50831
1482561__safe_oc_oc only_bed_comfy_cute_exploitable meme_eyes closed_floppy ears_food pony_if you see this image while scrolling_meme_original species_.png
>>50826
Go to bed, Anon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50829
50830
>>50825
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50830
50833 50835
de4ef55a7516372579549db7b062785f--pathfinder-rpg-pagan.jpg
80dbd976b0d018a753ec53d2f4cc0235.jpg
214 - level-20 mmo warrior_1166837.jpg
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>>50829
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50831
50832
>>50828
Sleep Tight, TF
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50832
>>50831
GN, GM.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50833
50834
>>50830
You missed the State of the Union event
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50834
>>50833
I was there, I was just withholding my shitposts...
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50835
50836
>>50830
I gotta find a way to increase Tracy's Charisma too, desu..

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50836
50837
>>50835
Reeee I need the charisma!

That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50837
50838 50839
>>50836
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.

What are your stats, anyway?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50838
>>50837
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50839
50840 50843 50875
>>50837
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade

Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.

Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.

Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.

For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.

Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50840
50841 50842
>>50839
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50841
>>50840
... Perhaps.. I might be mistaken...
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50842
50844 50875
>>50840
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else

We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50843
>>50839
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50844
50845
>>50842
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways

I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade

>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50845
>>50844
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50847
50849
sketch-1517486733966.png
>>50733
Your back!
and thanks for the pdf ive been looking for it for awhile.
*hugs pony*
>>50735
*boops thez*
>pic related

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50848
50852 50959
>>50734
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50849
50850
>>50847
"Oaf"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50850
50853 50919
>>50849
"Thez you still love me right?"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50852
50853 50856 50858 50866
>>50848
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50853
50857
>>50851
>>50852
>>50850

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50855
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50856
50857 50858
>>50852
"Hey leslie"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50857
50859 50860
>>50853
Torc doesn't have the feat for that, sorry
>>50856
"Call me that one more time and I'll consider it a violation of my NAP. In the mean time, did you do this?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50858
50860 50861 50867
>>50852
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50859
50861
>>50857
I'm referring to the permanency spell.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50860
50861 50862
>>50858
Only if you promise not to rob anyone who is European in port barry.
>>50857
"Kek me did its hilarious."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50861
50862
>>50860
"How do you expect me to use THOSE?"
Torc gestures a hoof toward the pile of his items laying in his robe.
>>50858
*black and yellow kilt pattern
>>50859
Oh, Torc could do that
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50862
50863 50865
>>50860
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50863
50864
>>50862
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50864
>>50863
*laughs in Minotuar-pony*
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50865
>>50862
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50866
50871
>>50852
"Why hello there"
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50867
50868
>>50858
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50868
50869
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50869
50870
>>50868
*jumps right the fuck out of strange lady's lap*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50870
>>50869
[sad hoo-man noises]
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50871
50872
>>50866
"NO"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50872
50873 50878
1516679415017-1.png
>>50871
"Having a good morning?"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50873
50874
>>50872
*ponytaur chuckles*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50874
50880
>>50873
"And you, you're looking fine this morning as well"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50875
50876 50881 50890
>>50839
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...

*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50876
50877 50878
>>50875
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50877
50879
>>50876
GM said a week, and I've been trying to do it for a long time now.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50878
50879
>>50872
"I've had a perfectly delightful morning, but it isn't this one"
>>50876
So you get a feat every 3 levels?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50879
50886
>>50877
Yeah, a week devoted to it, where the character isn't spending 10 hours a day doing other things. It hasn't been much time at all in game

>>50878
Yes, plus one at the first level. Humans have an additional feat at the first level as a racial quality
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50880
>>50874
"Uh thanks"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50881
50882 50883
>>50875
>Level 21
It's the first level you can obtain epic feats
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50882
>>50881
Yea you have to be over lvl 20 to get em.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50883
50884
>>50881
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50884
50885
>>50883
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50885
>>50884
All three of that sequence of feats require 25 Charisma
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50886
50887
>>50879
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50887
50888
>>50886
No no, that's correct. There's a bonus feat at level 1
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50888
50889
>>50887
>lvl 17
>17/3 rounded is 5
>add bonus feat
>becomes 6
Come again?

Also,
PRAISE EPONA
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50889
>>50888
Level 1 feat,
bonus human feat
level 3
level 6
level 9
level 12
level 15

That's 7
YxBc0
?
No.50890
50891 50910
[1d20 = 19]
>>50875
>Training in the holodeck
lol no

SNEAK ATTACK!

he might hit a hologram instead. eh
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50891
>>50890
Good roll
t6+XU
?
No.50892
50893 50919
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50893
50894 50895 50896 50897
1120621__safe_artist-colon-symbianl_sweetie belle_bronybait_cute_dialogue_diamond pickaxe_diasweetes_looking at you_minecraft_mouth hold_solo_symbianl .png
>>50892
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50894
>>50893
Torc wants to go anyway so that works
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50895
1517441392292.gif
>>50893
>diamond pickaxes

Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50896
50898
>>50893
We should kill the very strong undead inside first
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50897
50902 50908
nebelwerfer.jpg
>>50893
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50898
50899
>>50896
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50899
50900
>>50898
There are undead in there that can't be killed with a simple turn check. Lots of them.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50900
50901
>>50899
Then we'll kill them the old fashioned way, if they survive the blast.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50901
50903
image.jpeg
>>50900
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50902
50905 50908 50919
Brq3HPO.jpg
jcL8TJe.jpg
panzerschreck.jpg
ChOi9aPVEAAcoAr.jpg
Blank _30b547d722ad70a225b53516879b2628.jpg
>>50897
Diamond canons/canonballs, when?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50903
50904
>>50901
What about the top half?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50904
50906
>>50903
Sure, shoot that. But if you open up a room full of banshees...
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50905
50906
>>50902
Why do you (you) yourself so much? Who are you talking to?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50906
50907
>>50904
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50907
50924
>>50906
What's their hitdie?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50908
50909 50919
>>50897
FUCKING GENIUS
>>50902
>soon
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50909
50915
2541__safe_artist-colon-nastylady_pinkie pie_abstract background_cannon_clothes_earth pony_female_gun_hat_mare_partillery_party cannon_pony_scope_solo_.png
>>50908
>Pinkie's Extravaganza Werfer (aka "PEW!")
>It werfs parties
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50910
50911 50913
>>50890
>SNEAK ATTACK!
What did he do?

YxBc0
?
No.50911
50912
>>50910
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
\r
Anonymous
DsWW2
?
No.50912
50914
>>50911
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50913
50919
>>50910
You should buy a balista so you can sneak attack with it.
Yes its in the rules.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50914
>>50912
want to become pony again?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50915
50916 50918
>>50909
We now need that as a mortar for the airship
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50916
50917 50920
>>50915
This is the first post I'm seeing. I have a bad feeling about this.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50917
>>50916
If you give a mouse a cookie, GM. If you give a mouse a cookie
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50918
50919
>>50915
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50919
50920 50925
>>50850
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50920
50921
>>50919
>>50916
Oh come on, a guy asks for ONE mortar and everyone gets a bad feeling.
>dice rolls
Expect a rabbit PM, its not bad at all.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50921
50922
>>50920
Okkay, that wasn't as bad as I anticipated
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50922
>>50921
See, I may be unorthodox, but I'm not game breaking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50923
50926
Is that Animal Shapes spell still in effect?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50924
>>50907
idk
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50925
50926
>>50919
"No me just asking, me had bad feeling about it this morning"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50926
50928 50931
>>50923
1hr/level
>>50925
"Well, you did boop me with a benis as my faggot was walking out the door,...."
DsWW2
?
No.50927
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50928
50934
>>50926
Isn't there a machine in the tower for what I want to do?
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50929
50930 50936
Trumpaladin, realizing he had blundered, backs the hell out
DsWW2
?
No.50930
50932 50953
[1d20 = 8]
>>50929
lol no
Sneak Attack to grab unsuspecting pony by the dong
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50931
50934
>>50926
"Dont act like you dont love it."
*smug horned pony noises*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50932
50936
1516105504220.png
>>50930

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50933
50935
Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50934
50939
>>50928
... maybe
>>50931
"I think its endearing, but he's the one who has to live in meat-space."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50935
50936 50937
>>50933
BTW, being a pony does not conflict with Torcuil's spellcasting; its still innate magic.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50936
50939 50943 50953
>>50932
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50937
50938 50939 50942
>>50935
Yeah, but how can a earth poner use staffs and shit?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50938
50940
>>50937
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50939
50941
1517042218551.png
>>50934
"Me guess me can see."
>>50937
Tracy use knifes.
>>50936
Can i make a color request?
>pic related

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50940
50945 50946
>>50938
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50941
50944
>>50939
>color request
Eh, a bit too blurry....
Maybe..
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50942
>>50937
With their teeth

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50943
>>50936
Fair point, there would be some restriction, but he's not null-magic
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50944
50947
>>50941
I tried earlier but most (((apps))) are garbage.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50945
50948
>>50940
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50946
1517492252084.jpg
>>50940
Jej
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50947
50949
>>50944
I never use anything but this garbage app:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50948
50951
>>50945
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50949
50950
>>50947
I didn't know they had an app. Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50950
50952
>>50949
It's actually a site.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50951
>>50948
I hate the fact that you brought this up.

In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50952
>>50950
They have an app to i just downloaded it.
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50953
50954 50955 50956
>>50930
Trumpaladin's eyes widen and his pupils narrow, as he realizes why you should not turn your flank towards a rogue. And while being a stallion has its advantages, it has its disadvantages as well

He's not running off now

>>50936
"You have my attention"

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50954
50958
>>50953
*grapples horsedong*
"You're looking really cute today, Flashy.."
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50955
50957 50958
>>50953
At least you're a stallion, Torc is a fucking colt
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50956
50958
>>50953
*pets pony plot*
".. And fluffy too.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50957
50959
>>50955
I thought Torc was also turned into a pony
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50958
50959 50960
>>50954
>>50956
*nervous laughter*
"Is that so?"

>>50955
would you rather be the filly?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50959
>>50848
>>50957
>Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire
>>50958
Your god already gave me the honor. I, not Torc, am the Filly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50960
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50961
50973
*grip on dong remains firm*
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50962
50963 50965
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.

*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50963
50964 50970
>>50962
Thez watches with a bag of popcorn
Anonymous
XkZRy
?
No.50964
50965 50967
>>50963
"reeeeee"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50965
50973
>>50962
*pets mane*
".. So.. fluffy..."
>>50964
*shoves apple in mouth*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50966
50968
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50967
50973
>>50964
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50968
50971
>>50966
There's lots of machines. Where is Torcuil starting from?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50969
50973
*fluids drip down and get caught in his fluff*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50970
>>50963
"Wanna share with me? No communism"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50971
50972
>>50968
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50972
50974 50976
>>50971
*poof you are now filly leslie faire*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50973
>>50967
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"

Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it

>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand

>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50974
50975
>>50972
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50975
50980
>>50974
"you look nice"
HBIlF
?
No.50976
50977
[1d20 = 10]
>>50972
He gets a saving throw
(will iirc)
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50977
50979
>>50976
WILL BONUS IS +9
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50978
50980 50981 50982 50987
I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50979
>>50977
Actually, I forgot you get to apply Wisdom so +10
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50980
50984
>>50975
*shoves carrot in mouth*
"Shhhhh.."
*pets mane*
*positions self over pony carefully*
>>50978
It doesn't change gender or age category though.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50981
50983
>>50978
Gay.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50982
>>50978
I like this fact.

Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50983
50986 50991
>>50981
Polymorph would've worked.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50984
50985
>>50980
*wraps rear legs around woman's head*

"You can't fit the whole thing in there you know"