This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50780
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>>50780
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
>>50781
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50783
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>>50788
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
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If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50794
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>>50794
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
[1d20-8 = -12]
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
>>50797
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>>50801
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>>50802
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
>>50807
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
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>>50811
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
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>>50811
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>>50816
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
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>>50825
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
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>>50829
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
>>50835
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
>>50836
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
>>50837
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
>>50837
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>>50839
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
>>50840
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
>>50839
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>>50842
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
>>50844
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
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>>50734
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
>>50848
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
>>50852
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
>>50860
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
>>50862
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
>>50862
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>>50858
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
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>>50839
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>>50875
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
>>50881
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
>>50883
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
>>50879
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
>>50892
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
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>>50893
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>>50896
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
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>>50900
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
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>>50904
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
>>50910
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
\r
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
\r
>>50911
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
>>50915
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
>>50850
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
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Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
>>50932
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
>>50937
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
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>>50938
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>>50940
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
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>>50945
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
>>50948
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
>>50964
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
>>50968
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
>>50967
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50972
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I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
>>50978
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
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