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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1338 replies and 152 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50985
50988
>>50984
*SPLUNK*

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50986
50987
>>50983
*motorboats crotch tits*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50987
50995
>>50986
For
>>50978
Pls no ban
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50988
50990
>>50985
>>50985
"careful!"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50989
50990 50993
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50990
50992
>>50988
Conscious of her unborn child, Tracy descends on the horsedong (engorged by her oppressive grip), carefully.
>>50989
We get 4 ability points?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50991
50994
1511753443519.jpg
>>50983
Not a mage though.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50992
50996 50998
>>50990
You've already applied three of those four, and torcuil hasn't, but yes
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50993
50996
1517219861726-0.png
>>50989

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50994
50996 50999
>>50991
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50995
50999 51001 51015
>>50987
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50996
>>50994
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
>>50992
Uh, gotta think which one I use the most
>>50993
>acute angel
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50998
51000 51001
>>50992
*rides horsey*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50999
51001
>>50995
*bits nipples gently*
>>50994
You're right it wouldn't be worth it.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51000
51002
>>50998
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already

Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51001
51004 51006
>>50998
>>50995
>>50999
I'm glad I got Mr. Snek out of there before his innocence was ruined
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51002
51003
>>51000
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51003
51007 51008
>>51002
"I - I am?"

So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51004
>>51001
>implying snek isnt a chad
>implying snek dosent fuck snek bitches regularly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51005
51009 51010
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51006
51009
>>51001
>STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51007
>>51003
waifu abuse is wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51008
51011 51018
>>51003
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51009
>>51005
>>51006
Hey, you captured my responce perfectly
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51010
51013
>>51005
You'd even get to keep your intelligence score...
YxBc0
?
No.51011
51012 51013
[1d20 = 3]
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"

grapple check (to switch positions)

"You can ride me sometimes though"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51012
>>51011
Well...
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51013
51016 51028
>>51011
Ha, you fucked up
>>51010
Maybe a unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51015
51020
>>50995
*Grapples horse pussy*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51016
51017
>>51013
Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51017
51030
>>51016
Why pegasus?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51018
51019 51026
>>51008
failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
DsWW2
?
No.51019
51021 51023
[1d20+4 = 8]
>>51018
>all this while he's lying on his back
lol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
HBIlF
?
No.51020
51022
[1d20 = 5]
>>51015
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51021
51023
>>51019
>2 short
Nope..
fEg1h
?
No.51022
[1d20 = 14]
>>51020

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51023
51025
>>51019
Uh... That's what he doesn't do

>>51021
She falls anyways?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51025
51027
>>51023
She's a bit clumsy in this body
She stabilizes herself by holding onto his dong.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51026
51029
>>51018
Really?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51027
51031
>>51025
It's solid as a rock, that is for sure. But it's slippery
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51028
51046
>>51013
>unicorn so he can at least hold and move stuff
Would this work?
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51029
51035
>>51026
You should see some of the things you type, pickle rick
t6+XU
?
No.51030
51032 51036
[2d20 = 22]
>>51017
While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51031
51034
>>51027
Tracy grips tightly; a little too tightly (she's not used to having fingers).
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51032
51034 51036
>>51030
>making Torc a pegasus
Oh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
fEg1h
?
No.51033
51038
1517493829812.jpg
[3d20 = 39]
>>51024
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51034
>>51031
That would have set him off, if he hadn't been set off earlier. She maintains her grip

>>51032
>Unicorns have beards
Kek, he is like sunburst
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51035
51040
>>51029
I was inquiring about the abortion via dick part. M-morty
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51036
51037 51038 51046
>>51030
Of course Torc 4 can't find shit but Snek 18+9 thinks he may have found something
>>51032
If Torc could do levitation with his horn as a unicorn I would have no objections.
But what will Death think...
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51037
51038 51042
>>51036
Everything loves poners
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51038
51039 51041 51042
>>51033
Considering the current configuration, that surprise kiss attack would be directed at horsepussy, which is also why grappling horsepussy failed.
>>51036
>Hooman. This one.
Snek indicates to Torcuil a machine. Its says "Wands" on it.
>>51037
This
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51039
51042 51043
>>51038
>Its says "Wands" on it
Useful.
YxBc0
?
No.51040
51044 51047
>>51035
I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
\r
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51041
51048
Shrek_Forever_After(movie_wallpaper_pictures_photo_pics_poster)(150110193057)Shr.jpg
>>51038
*gives the old lickeroo*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51042
>>51039
Yeah, but I'm still not sure if it makes wands
>>51038
Torc pats Mrs. Snek on the head
"Thanks lad, now shall we see if we can get this thing working?"
Do I roll knowledge engineering to understand how it works, or would it be spellcraft? Craft?
>>51037
Fair point my friend
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51043
51045
>>51039
*Jumps up (front half, not rear) and licks weird silver haired woman*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51044
51045 51050
>>51040
[giggles]
*turns around and bends over*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51045
>>51044
>>51043

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51046
51056
>>51036
>>51028
I need confirmation on this.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51047
51048 51049 51050
>>51040
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51048
51052
>>51041
She sinks further onto his face.
>nommed pony noises
>>51047
Well, if the female is with another male's child, it makes perfect sense from a competitive-evolutionary standpoint
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51049
51053 51059
>>51047
>strangest
*cough* duck dick *cough*

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51050
51052
>>51047
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things

>>51044
*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51051
51054
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51052
>>51050
>>51048
Fair points, i cede.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51053
51055 51059
>>51049
>turtle penises are the entire length of their bodies
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51054
51059 51060
>>51051
Tracy could take it. Her vag is trained well enough.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51055
51057 51059
>>51053
>possums have forked penises
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51056
51059
>>51046
Seriously though, would a creature under the affect of that spell be an effective unicorn?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51057
51058
>>51055
>felines have barbed penors
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51058
51059 51061
>>51057
>dolphins ejaculate so hard it would kill a hoo-man
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51059
51062 51064 51068
>>51058
>>51054
>Tracy is such a slut that her vagina is substantially larger than normal
True, that's why I never thought it would be an issue

>>51055
>>51053
>>51049
But those are not as sexy as horses

>>51056
It shouldn't. Polymorph doesn't let you take the new form's supernatural or spell like abilities
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51060
>>51054
*continues humping less adorable weird woman*

*nibbles ear*
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51061
51063
>>51058
>gorillas have the smallest dicks out of any primate
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51062
51068 51070
>>51059
Yeah, although Animal Shapes shouldn't turn you into a Pegasus, let alone one able to speak.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51063
51065 51066 51067
>>51061
>echidnas have a 4 headed penis
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51064
51069 51070
>>51059
>larger
*More muscular
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51065
>>51063
Nature is fun.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51066
51068
>>51063
Four heads are better than one
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51067
51068
maxresdefault.jpg
>>51063

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51068
51070 51074
>>51059
>>51062
Welp, Wish it is then
>>51066
Kek
>>51067
Damn it
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51069
1517441898779.png
>>51064

Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51070
51071 51072 51073 51074
>>51062
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay

>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony

>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51071
51073 51079
>>51070
Wisdom/=/intelligence
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51072
51079
>>51070
Animal Shapes - 1 willing person per caster level
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51073
51075 51077 51078
>>51070
>But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
Why do anything?
>>51071
What is Infernius' wisdom?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51074
51079 51080
785734__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_bedroom eyes_blank flank_blonde_comic_female_sideways glance_simple background_smiling_.png
>>51068
>Wish it is then
This should work.
I've been reading into it for this purpose.
Wish can do literally anything.
>>51070
>why
Ponies are the superior race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51075
51076 51078 51082
>>51073
My notes say 13
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51076
51078
>>51075
That makes sense
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51077
51079
>>51073
>Why do anything?
This.
It's all for fun and games.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51078
1517442085005.jpg
>>51076
>>51075
>>51073
Im not sure but i think thats right.
>tfw no .txt
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51079
51081
>>51071
I didn't imply that it did

>>51074
But that's a whole Wish

>>51077
*continues humping*

>>51072
Well that makes it more useful
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51080
>>51074
Adolf hoofler comfirms.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.51081
51083
>>51079
>that's a whole Wish
Bah, just 5000 XP to turn into whatever you want to be.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51082
51084
>>51075
Spins thez upside down
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.51083
51085 51086 51089
>>51081
But then Trumpaladin is going to have to try to fuck him...
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.51084
51087
>>51082
IDK what you're getting at with that. She's currently straddling his face.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.51085
>>51083
Thats pretty gay, Trumpaladin fucking a stallion
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51086
51095
>>51083
Stallion on stallion aktion
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.51087
51088
>>51084
69