This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51388By being a better role player. Not by begging for more and more cheats
>>51389Its the gms job to make the shit bite him in the ass m8.
>>51389>cheatingGM decides whayt constitutes as "cheating", not you.
>>51393I don't give a shit. Stop deliberately trying to break the game
>>51391M8, why are you so concerned about this? Do you think GM is not conscious of the descisions he makes, or that he's not capable of making the game interesting within the rules that
he decides?
>>51396I think that he is not aware of what is going on
>>51397I'm pretty sure he is, m8. It's not really a secret.
Regardless, there's no reason to get fed-up about how he decides to run the campaign.
>>51396Your intent is to abuse the fuck out of all rules, whoever makes them.
You've been willfully disregarding quite a few rules and limits GM has placed actually, like almost everything surrounding ability points, the chain and the mount
>>51398My problem is with you trying to abuse shit. You
>>51399If GM decides that something is abusive by his standards, he could nerf it himself.
It's really nothing for you to be concerned with.
>>51401And I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
So what if I am not judge? I can be an advocate
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>>51402>I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.Are you even listening to yourself?
Does that
really sound fun too you? I think most of us here are sick of all of the constant complaining.
GM dies
Uhm,... this is supposed to be an escape
>>51403I like to argue as much as you like to try to break the game. So long as you keep up, I'll keep up
I'm really regretting making my joke yesterday cause now everyone wants to kill each other.
Actually, anytime I shitpost we usually end up fighting...
Fuck
>>51409Don't feel bad, m8. I unironically like your shitposting.
>>51409That's how lots of campaigns go. Every player has their predilections and predispositions, which are often in conflict (though usually less so cuz "compatible alignment" protocols) with other players'. Desu, I'm amazed that we're still at it.
>>51413Yeah.
The quality of shitposts is the reason why none of us complain about him being able to cast every spell: the result is usually kekworthy.
>>51409Keep the Meme Magick coming.
>>51409>>51414This provide the means for Infernuis to break into reality.
How about those diamond pixaxes, before we forget?
Are we going to play this weekend?
>>51417We should come up with a name for ourselves.
>>51417I hope so, and this weekend I don't have jack shit to tend to.
Cracks knucklesYou're in for it nao.
>>51418I am strangely opposed to this.
The PCs would need a common goal 'n shit.
>>51419I kind of want to spend some time preparing equipment, but I could crawl right now it needed.
>>51420Well we are all right-wing.
>>51421We nees to invade the court city my dude.
>>51410Pic related is a little better
>>51409We try to fight and kill each other anyways
>>51421We should crawl now
>>51423Decapitate the Court by killing the top lichs, then invade the court city proper
immediately >>51423Wanna Astral Project there
right now and blitzkrieg the place a little bit before they finally shoot us down?
>>51424I doubt there are any email servers in the temple. GM said it was mainly just a device of disruption/destruction.
>>51428Yeah, because this is some way of abusing the hell out of the game again. Literally every hour
>>51430Why is it so important to you that it be astral projection?
>>51431So that we don't die and/or lose our stuff when we get killed.
>Astral project to capital>Cast a few earthquakes and fireballs>create chaos>get shot>wake up>repeat >>51432Yeah, just trying to abuse the highest levels of spell casting
>>51434Yeah.
Let's get them back for that last attack they did to us.
They're not the only ones who can use necromancy to blitzkrieg their enemies without getting hurt.
>>51436Also, it'd be a good way to test their strength.
>>51435You don't think the opponent would be savy enough to find the silver cord or to attack the imobile bodies?
>>51435That cleric spell wasn't prepared for the day, shouldn't be castable in the first place cause not enough wisdom, and would be one of a limited number of high level spells to be cast
>>51436How many people can we bring?
>>51439Everyone
But don't test me on this right now. If Tracy's faggot hadn't pissed me off, maybe this would seem like a good idea, but right now it seems like more of his usual bullshit. And I'm not in the mood for his usual bullshit
>>51440This is a good idea. Its gonna happen.
>>51432That's not how astral projection works. When you die in astral, you die.
>>51441There are an indefinite number of reasons it might not be
>>51438>find the silver cordFirst of all, if they were savy enough to do
that they would've annialated us already.
Second of all, you don't stay on the Astral plane for more than a second, unless you just feel like enjoying the view.
Third of all, Entertron.
>cleric spellHe's been bullshitting the Cleric spellcasting system since day 1. This is nothing different.
>>51440You don't have to come
>>51442The spell-description says:
>If the second body or the astral form is slain, the cord simply returns to your body where it rests on the Material Plane, thereby reviving it from its state of suspended animation. [Read more] >>51442Not if the cord isnt broken.
>>51444The spell description says forming a body on a
different plane. Not the material plane. And the cord exists either way
>>51445t's probably the best strategy to use, if we ever want to try to Assassinate Soros.
>>51444>>51445And I suppose you expect to gallavant through the astral plane without encountering
anyone else who knows the 'rules'?
>>51448Not alot of things can break it.
>>51448Couldn't you manifest your second body almost immediately?
What kinds of things are even capable of destroying the silver cord?
>>51446You can manifest your second body on any plane the Astral Plane touches.
>>51450GM has already spent many hours preparing the dungeon for us to clear. Don't force him to do a hell of a lot more work because you just want to show off your attempts to break the game
>>51450>Implying you wouldn't have to travel on the astral planeThat's just wrong
>>51451So sayeth you. But you aren't GM
>>51452You think of a location and you are "teleported" instantly to that location.
>>51454I doesn't say you have to.
The Astral plane, as I understand it, seems like a crossroads where all planes and all places are connected. It's a timeless, boundless, place between places.
>>51456Just stop trying to play minecraft, stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent, and just crawl the dungeon. Some of us actually want to play
>come back
>everyone tells me to keep shitposting
>just finished a legit spell list
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>>51457Its like im the only one who wants to conquer land.
>>51460Kill the fucking enemy then take their land. Don't take the land of the enemy and then be killed by the enemy. Jesus Christ.
>>51461I did not mean to post that image
>>51460This.
I want to get this world conquered ASAP, so we can move onto the next universe.
>>51461What part of Conquering do you not understand?
This whole dialogue is made more absurd by the movie
>>51463>>51464Then why do you keep wanting to skip every enemy we come across! Clear the dungeon, kill the drow and take our money back, then proceed
>>51466>skip every enemyI'll kill them all.
It doesn't matter what I do or what order I do it.
>>51462>>51466The drow is in our pocket.
>>51467Then why do you not want to clear the dungeon
>>51468We don't have the money back
>>51468Yeah, they sound defeatable.
They've probably already spent all of our money on tea or whatever by now though.
>>51469I didn't say I didn't want to clear the dungeon.
>>51472Then stop trying to do everything you can to avoid clearing the dungeon
>>51470>defeatableNot easily
>>51459Pls make Tracy a hardened diamond pickaxe.
>>51473I'll do whatever I want in whatever order I want to.
>>51475Not if it fucks everything up for the rest of us
>>51476It won't.
And I could still do it if I wanted to.
Since no one asked
LVL 0 (9): Detect Magic, Read Magic, Dancing Lights, Disrupt Undead, Resistance, Ray of Frost, Create Water (6 per day)
LVL 1 (5): Doom, Command, Magic Missle, Shocking Grasp, Identify (6 per day)
LVL 2 (5): Mirror Image, Resist Energy, Protection from Arrows, Scorching Ray, False Life (6 per day)
LVL 3 (4): Fireball, Lightning Bolt, Vampiric Touch, Fly (6 per day)
LVL 4 (4): Black Tentacles, Polymorph, Animate Dead, Ice Storm (6 per day)
LVL 5 (4): Permanency, Telekinesis, Passwall, Major Creation (6 per day)
LVL 6 (3): Create Undead, Flesh to Stone, Stone to Flesh (6 per day)
LVL 7 (3): Finger of Death, Reverse Gravity, Limited Wish (6 per day)
LVL 8 (2): Summon Monster VIII, Polymorph Any Object (4 per day) Stone to Flesh (4 per day)>>51474Actually, I may have a spell for this
[Read more] >>51477And I can ban you if I want if you're going to be such an insufferable faggot
>>51478You have "stone to flesh" listed 2, kind of 3 times
>>51479You could, but you halt the game's advancement for everyone, and still look like a total douchebag.
>>51482And you halt the game's advancement for everyone else when you "do what you want" and go off on tangents, you complete douchebag
>>51481>3Once, but I have flesh to stone
>>51482you would*
>>51483My character moving does not prevent other characters from moving within their own ability. All of the PCs are independent and free.
>>51485And we can move just fine if you're banned
>>51486If you intend to ban everyone every time they do something that defies your plan, this game is going to be a lot less fun.
I will move how I please, ban or no ban.
>>51487You need to be conscious of how your movements affect others. This is not a single player game. "pleasing" to do certain things can sometimes harm others. And that makes the game less fun for us