This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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[1d20 = 12]
Rolling to steal all the waifus
[1d20 = 20]
Because fuck you, that's why
>>51693You don't get to just roll for shit like that btw
>>51695e_e Don't you start in
Oh ffs
>>51695This is bullshit
>>51696It's not about the mass anymore, its acceleration.
That math was like hitting the ball with a hammer, shall we try constant acceleration?
>>51697I'm assuming you mean steel, so I'll calculate at 1/2 the density of steel
>>51706If you fire it straight down, you could add gravity to your acceleration.
Wait, does speed imply damage?
>>51708Kinetic energy is the most important factor, and density, impact area, and hardness, are also very relevant
>>51709With glass, you just need a good, deep crack in the middle.
>>51707Get fucked. You want to roll to suddenly devise a revolutionary technology with no relevant inquiry or research or education
with a 9 intelligence?.
>>51709I don't think hardness will matter to much here in a minute
>>51714Wisdom is not intelligence.
>tfw monkies have more Wis than Tracy >>51716"Unwise pony is unwise"
>>51713Stahp trying to destroy loot. Destroy shit after we've taken the valuables
>>51712>GM tells someone to "get fucked"TOP KEK
>>51720If you want to do something, just head on inside the building.
>>51720There's a difference between destroying and ripping a new path in the pyramid
>>51718"Hmm? Oh, yes. Would you like a wand of, um, greater invisibility was it?"
>>51722"Yes, that would be very useful."
>>51724So you're saying that I can't use items without getting b& now?
>>51727No, I'm saying that if you're going to have that attitude, I will fucking ban you from my board and I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks, because you piss me off
>>51729Did you read his post? I don't give a shit what you think,
fuck this guy >>51730Stop abusing your power, disagreeing is not against the rules,and we aren't gonna be able to do anything untill you do. Remember what gm said yesterday?
>>51731I don't fucking care if we can't do anything, FUCK THIS GUY
>>51733Fuck you, i want to play you faggot.
>>51734Okay. I don't care. This guy is such an asshole I'd rather he be kept from posting than anything else
>>51735Why the fuck do you care so much?
ALRIGHT
Assuming a streamlined shell, normal air density, normal gravity, and 3 seconds of acceleration
Final Numbers:
>Velocity after release: 2250 m/s or Mach 6.5
>Air resistance: 2021 newtons
>gravity: 22 newtons
>deceleration: 908 m/s
>final velocity at impact: 1342 m/s or Mach 4
>Kinetic Energy: about 2 MJ
I think I did that right
>>51739Well we cant play untill brad stops being a cock.
I hope you appreciate the position you've put me in.
>>51741I suspect I know what it is
>>51742I really don't think you do
>>51742Stop being a faggot you cock sucker.
>>51743I can imagine
>>51744I'm not putting up with his attitude, I don't care how much you want to stick up for him
>>51739>continues to ignore dramaOkay, I realized that Force would be better suited than energy here.
The shell would put about 445 tons of force on where ever it impacted.
>>51745I want to play kike lover.
>>51747Then please encourage Tracy's faggot to not be such an ass
Meanwhile, in the jewelry shop
>>51748Why do you care so much if he gets stuff?
>>51749Is my idea too stupid to consider?
>>51750I care that he's such a dick about how he says it
But he's constantly trying to break the game
>>51752Its gms job to reprimand him for. That.
>>51751I hope you'll pardon me when I say that's not the pressing issue.
>>51753>inb4 GM doesn't do his job >>51754Pardoned. I understand, but I've noticed he won't listen when he gets to this point so I'm not bothering
So is tracys faggot unbanned yet?
No. He requests that Infernius and Torcuil - if available - log into rabbit
Alright, Tracy's faggot is unbanned
>>51747Sorry...
@51762
>le ashamed pony face
Are you done with this nonsense? That's the issue at hand.
>>51760Its alright dude, but stop with the bullshit please.
@51773
And what exactly will (you) stop?
>>51774Trying to police you myself
Can we just go back to shitposting?
>>51774Ill stop touching my eyes with the hand i ate jalapenos with.
>>51774And I've agreed to stop being so permissive with sploits and unearned buffs and shit.
>>51775Please do be sincere about that.
>>51776I hope.
>>51777Checked and keked.
>>51779[grumbles in unwilling agreement]
>>51784"Don't be absurd," Thez says dismissively.
Can I still make that wand?
>>51788Sure, but Torcuil is the most competent spell-caster, and it would take him 8 days to charge such a wand. The best you can hope for immediately is for someone to cast it on Tracy.
Just cuz you "make" a wand, doesn't mean its complete.
*feeds birds*
>>51791If that happened, those Artifact arms would promptly consume you.
>>51792I just want to know what he wants to happen to me.
>>51794Nothing is happening to anyone. We reached an agreement about policy.
>>51795Why would we take the artifact arms away when letting them eat you is so much more delightful to watch?
Are we still playing tonight?
>>51801No hard feelings if not, but I don't know.
>>51802If you don't want to, we can watch the My Little Pony movie four times consecutively