This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>51595So who is captain brad fugging?
>>51595Infernuis is still a stallion.
>>51597I was reeeing that the melee fighter had no better strength than the dexterous rogue
>>51598Holy shit this is hilariousI really thought Tracy's faggot would have tried to save, but I guess it's time to roll a d100
>>51599KEK! Want to throw his name in the hat?
>>51599Infernius was meeting with the Gestapo
>>51600>pic related Since I apparently got them messed-up from the beginning, and then twice again after that, what are Tracy's stats?
And everyone else's for that matter?
>>51601Hes still a stallion though.
>>51600>Tracy's faggot would have tried to saveTracy isn't there, apparently.
>>51606He rolled a 50 on a seduction roll with an unspecified target.
>>51608Why not? Didn't they both go to the dungeon entrance?
>>51604>pic related>>51608>>51609I can think of several reasons and contexts in which it could happen, in the Tower, around the Port, or even near the temple.
just inside the temple? The big open room with the staircases? >>51609Why would Felicia or Slovenia be at the foot of the dungeon then?
>>51610"Yes?"
>>51611Do we have to verbally move to a place before we declare actions there?
I've been meaning to ask this for the sake of Sneak Attacks and other stuff.
>>51612They wouldn't be. Everyone is at different places, so it would depend on location
>>51612"Do you actually love me?"
>>51613Of course you do
>>51614"Of course I do, Flashy."
[3d20 = 19]>>51613I'm not sure I follow. Do you mean can you declare "Going direction A, moving silently, hiding, ready-move sneak attack"
The answer is yes.
>>51611>>51616So is stallion Infernuis at the gestapo station yet?
>>51615*lays down, shaken and concerned*
>>51617Why do you care more about numbers than roleplay?
>>51619I wanna know, before I make any more ill-informed decisions in my character's advancement.
>>51617Tracy's Unmodified base stats were:
S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 Ch 11
*pets own tail nervously*
Does your character's Constitution affect their hit points?
[careful wording of Wish intensifies]
>>51623*wraps tail around the other*
>>51624Yes, the constitution modifier would be applied to the +HP each level
>>51628Aww.
I was thinking of taking that Gaunt Deformity feat I read about, but I guess losing Con at this point would give her a negative modifier..
[1d20 = 10]>>51628Rolling to invent the steam engine.
>>51629Actually, has she been taking negative penalty on Spot and Listen Checks? I haven't been applying that, but I will from now on if that's the case.
>>51632Just don't worry about it
>>51633>>51634There will be plenty of time to worry about it later, I assure you ^_^
>>51633I want to get it right though. I apply positive modifiers to all of the other skills, and I'd like to know ahead of time if she takes a penalty on her already-low Will saves, for the sake of how I dress her equiptment.
I looked at the rules, but I'm not sure how negative modifiers apply to skills or saves.
>>51635*Tracy walks deeper into the dungeon until she reaches the stairs where Torc stopped last time*
>>51636
Uh, are you saying he should or she does?
*is dragged into dungeon apparently*
[1d20+18 = 22]
Tracy peers down the staircase.
Search check to check for Traps that Troc may have avoided when he fell down the stairs.
I guess it's appropriate t ask if others are ready first...
>>51640>>51640*Is listening to skyrim music off his laptop while this thread is open, and playing a WW2 Civ 4 mod on his desktop*
I'm ready. I suspect Torcuil is out though
I'm gonna bake anew when we're rdy
>>51641I don't think Torc is here...
I'm going to try to think of that pony-transformation wish while we wait.
>>51641A lot of what the rogue does though occurs while the other members are inactive. So it kind of makes sense for the Tracy character to do some scouting
Okay, so everyone is here.
Are we ready to delve?
>>51649Meh i feel we've been in there alot, id like some new surroundings desu.
Alright. To recap, Thez has gathered a decent crowd in the square with a musical performance. Infernius is meeting with the Gestapo. Tracy and Trump are at the entrance to the temple, Torcuil is presumably still in the tower. Oh and there's sticks.
>>51651GM has spent a shit load of time preparing this you ingrate. "Surroundings" aren't just magically generated, they require hours of time
>>51651Wanna go on a vacation to the Grey Wastes of Hades?
>look at mage hand
>look at telekinesis
>do math
Can Torc get some 1kg throwing knives?
I also looked at classes recently, and I think ranger would be a better fit for Snek. Would you allow that GM?
>>51657I mean that works too, I'll have to do math again though
>>51658Shuriken weighs less than 1 kg. Like a quarter of that.
>>51658"What do you want it for though? Don't those guns to more damage?"
Torc walks back into the main room and asks Tracy a question.
"Do you still have the glassstell shards? I need about 5 pounds of them."
I promise this will be good>>51661Torc chuckles a bit.
"No, not the way I'm gonna use them
Posting moar Rogue memes, cuz I feel like it.
>tfw 11 Char
>>51662"I have a whole bunch. Give me a Moment."
>15 mins laterTracy finishes dumping several large sacks of translucent glass pebbles in the crafting area
>>51651Seriously though, I'm willing to plane shift at any second.
>>51667"I can't thank you enough for this. Would you mind helping me fuse it into a cannonball?"
GM is probally gonna hate me for this
>>51671I have all the math done. Would you like to see it?
>>51670"This stuff won't move at all without magick, but I can help you carry the stuff."
Best packhorse. >>51669I wanna' shake things up.
I an't even remember the last time I made a kill with a Sneak Attack.
I wanna go to Cardishore.
>>51676There's a living mage in the building
>>51677Oh yeah i forgot about him. But i really dont want to go in there again because saw traps
>>51677He already got away.
There's more living things in Cardishore, I'll bet; probably with deep pockets too. There's also Tracy's knives collection.
Then again, Torc might just blow the entire top part off of the temple in an hour or two, so I'll wait and see.
>>51678Do you honestly think that anywhere else we could go won't have saw traps, especially if you have to force GM to write an entirely new location quickly
>>51679Then catch him. And you have no use for money. And there is treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow up
>>51680>you have no use for moneyI wanna start a guild/cult.
>treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow upYou're right.
I wonder if a Wish or Miracle could keep the loot in the building safe. Doesn't sound more difficult than parting the red sea.
Well, I want to do
something.>>51672"Hey, your snake mentioned wands earlier?"
>Mage hand force: 5lbs
>Telekinesis force: 375lb
>375 pound-force = 1645.84 Newtons
>5lbs = 2.26 Kg
>F=ma
>F= 1645.84
>m = 2.2
>(1645.84) = (2.2)a
>Acceleration roughly equals 750 m/s
>or about Mach 2
>KE=0.5mv^2
>KE=0.5(2.2)(750)^2
>KE=0.6 MJ
I think I did that right, but like any good physics equation, this is assuming spherical bodies in a vacuum.
>>51686o_o
What am I looking at? Are you making an argument that you should be able to propel a crystal cannonball at mach 2 (before factoring for wind resistence)?
>>51686Use True Strike to make sure the attack hits.
It might be even more destructive with a metamagick feat on telekinesis, although that's not possible atm.
Glassteel is only half as heavy as steel, if I'm not mistaken.
>>51687My guess is that he isn't factoring in the effect the exponentiating power of kinetic energy would have on reducing the speed of the projectile
>>51687I think he's Trying to demolish most of the top part of the temple.
>>51690I don't want any Tomes of Charisma to be demolished with it. I'd rather kill the undead myself
>>51687Yes, give me a minute and I'll try factoring wind resistance. But firing it straight down should help with gravity
[1d20 = 15]>>51687Rolling to come up with rocketry.
Anyone have a estimation of the density of Glasssteal?
>>51692>>51694Not as dense as steel. Or adamantium.
Why do you all think the secret to breaking something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties? Wouldn't you rather hit it with something harder and more dense?
>>51692I read about this material in all the places it's mentioned: it's glass: if broken correctly, it should shatter, or plausibly crack in several places that could be exploited later.
>>51694Less than half as light.
>>51696This sounds like fun.
>>51696>something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties?Use the Hardening spell to add +8 hardness to it.