This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50678Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely
wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
>>50681I don't know if he's coming back
>>50682If he does please stop being so hard on him.
>>50689Is InfernuisXthez miscegenation?
>>50691That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe
Having said
>inb4 reeeeeeThere's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo
them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation
expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools
need integration at interval.
>>50693Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
>>50694You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
>>50696Is that a serious inquiry, or a shitpost?
>>50697Thats a shitpost if ive ever seen one.
>>50698If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters >>50700She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
>>50702"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your
own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
>>50703*eats muh tendies*
"Why you look at me like that?"
>>50704"Its okay brad you still have me and torc"
>>50704"Don't you start, he'd be heading to the kitchen
after I'da whupped his ass."
>>50705"I trust you heard that."
>>50706Thez clears her throat
>>50707*unzips dick*
"Why you mad? Wife usually serce husbands food."
>>50707"It's different this time. She may be gone for good"
>>50708"User was stun-fisted for this this post"
>>50709"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
>>50706"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
>>50718Why not? I could feed her carrots.
>>50719>>50720"I'm still gonna prefer eating faces,...."
>>50722She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
>>50717"Uh, okay."
Torc takes the polymorph staff and boops Thez on the nose with it
>>50724The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnywAnd while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
>>50725Torc tries again, and when that fails he shakes it a bit
"Well that fucking sucks"
>>50727"Stick not working?" Thez quips, barely holding back laughter.
>>50728"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation >>50729"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
>>50730"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.
>>50731Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking >>50695The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdfIt kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
>>50717>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spellHe could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
>>50733Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>LeadershipIt is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse? >>50735Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
>>50735Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu.. >>50736Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738>delighted Thez noises >Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
>>50714Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.
>>50735Also:
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]
>>50740*humps leg*
>>50740Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
>>50740Really, your starting this again?
>>50742Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
>>50739Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.
>>50746>mutual feeling intensifies >>50747*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*
>>50748Super fuck you
>>50739>>50735The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
>>50749"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
>>50752*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
>>50754>concerned face*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"
>>50754"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
>>50756"Not like you know the way"
>>50757[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
>>50758>bongo music plays in background >>50759"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
>>50758>>50759>spitting noises"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
>>50760".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
[4d20 = 59]>>50762FULL ROUND ATTACK!
*wubs*
>>50761"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
>>50765>bagpipes play>>50763Has Torc come off as sour?"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
>>50765Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.
>>50768Reunion drama
>>50764I think it means full of negative emotions
>>50765"We must pray for this one"
>>50766*cuddles pony*
>>50769"Why you run away?"
>>50772I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
>>50771"I'm hungry!"
>>50772Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
>>50775With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
>>50777I love Vanderiem!
>>50778Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
>>50777>sentient weapon they never talk tooThis!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>>50779>wouldn't it have to be harderUh, depends.
Hammer? Yes
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.
>>50779M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned