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Experimental Nuts
HBIlF
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No.50370
50376 50377
This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
\r
1338 replies and 140 files omitted.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50680
>>50678
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50681
50682
I miss tracys faggot.
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.50682
50683
>>50681
I don't know if he's coming back
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50683
>>50682
If he does please stop being so hard on him.
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50685
50686
*dabs*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50686
50688 50689 50692
1512971245757.png
>>50685

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50688
50690
>>50686
*modifed roman dab*
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50689
50690 50691
>>50686
>me last night
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50690
170112230349-paul-ryan-town-hall-dab-full-169.jpg
>>50689
>>50688

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50691
50693
>>50689
Is InfernuisXthez miscegenation?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50692
>>50686
>me
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50693
50694
>>50691
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe

Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.50694
50695
>>50693
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50695
50696 50733
>>50694
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50696
50697
>>50695
>offspring of a Minotaur and dwarf-elf mulato is a Unicorn
¿Que?
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50697
50698
>>50696
Is that a serious inquiry, or a shitpost?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50698
50699
>>50697
Thats a shitpost if ive ever seen one.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50699
1.PNG
>>50698
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50700
50701
"Thez me want tendies"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50701
50702
>>50700
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."

Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50702
50703 50704
>>50701
"You best waifu ana."
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50703
50705
>>50702
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50704
50706 50707
>>50702
[sad paladin noises]
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50705
50707
>>50703
*eats muh tendies*
"Why you look at me like that?"
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50706
50707 50714
>>50704
"Its okay brad you still have me and torc"
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50707
50708 50709 50738
angrythez.png
>>50704
"Don't you start, he'd be heading to the kitchen after I'da whupped his ass."
>>50705
"I trust you heard that."
>>50706
Thez clears her throat
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50708
50710
>>50707
*unzips dick*
"Why you mad? Wife usually serce husbands food."
Anonymous
sV6xR
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No.50709
50712
>>50707
"It's different this time. She may be gone for good"
Anonymous
sV6xR
?
No.50710
50711 50715
>>50708
"User was stun-fisted for this this post"
Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.50711
1517381013121.gif
>>50710

Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50712
50713
images.duckduckgo.com5.jpg
>>50709
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50713
>>50712
*sad Minotuar noises*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50714
50716 50717 50741
>>50706
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50715
>>50710
>falcon punch

Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.50716
1517355532690.gif
>>50714

Anonymous
fEg1h
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No.50717
50718 50724 50734
>>50714
"Turn thez into a pony"
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50718
50719
>>50717
Why a pony?
Anonymous
fEg1h
?
No.50719
50720 50721
1504568719059-1.png
>>50718
Why not? I could feed her carrots.
Anonymous
GNoso
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No.50720
50721
>>50719
"As could I"
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50721
50722
>>50719
>>50720
"I'm still gonna prefer eating faces,...."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50722
50723
>>50721
"Nevermind then..."
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50723
thezpone.png
>>50722
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50724
50725
>>50717
"Uh, okay."
Torc takes the polymorph staff and boops Thez on the nose with it
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50725
50727
>>50724
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50726
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50727
50728
>>50725
Torc tries again, and when that fails he shakes it a bit
"Well that fucking sucks"
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50728
50729
>>50727
"Stick not working?" Thez quips, barely holding back laughter.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50729
50730
>>50728
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50730
50732
>>50729
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50731
50732
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50732
>>50730
"Yeah I guess your right."
Torc trys again, this time booping with his finger rather than staff.
>>50731
Hurrah for my unorthodox thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.50733
50735 50847
>>50695
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50734
50848
>>50717
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50735
50736 50737 50741 50750 50847
thezpone.png
>>50733
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50736
50739
>>50735
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50737
>>50735
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
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No.50738
50739
looks better.png
>>50707

Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50739
50748 50750
>>50736
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
Anonymous
YxBc0
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No.50740
50741 50742 50744
1512632098297.png
>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50741
death-chan.png
>>50714
Death, the way you describe her, unironically sounds like a really cute girl.
>>50735
Also:
"Heyheyheyheyhey..! Watch the uterus!"
[pony not-used-to-being-hugged noises]
>>50740
*humps leg*
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50742
50743 50745
>>50740
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50743
50745
>>50742
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50744
50746
>>50740
Really, your starting this again?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50745
>>50742
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50746
50747 50748
Fluttershy_glare_S02E19.png
>>50744
And fuck you as well
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50747
50749
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>50746
[low pony noises]...
*hugs*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50748
50749
>>50739
Nah I get what you're going for, I just think the outlines are too thin for that pic to be colored.
>>50746
>mutual feeling intensifies
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50749
50751 50752
>>50747
*Doesn't say anything, but hugs back*

>>50748
Super fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50750
>>50739
>>50735
The original pic had black outlines and wasn't in show-style, so it'd be better to keep it black.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50751
50753
f9f.png
>>50749
>super fuck you

Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50752
50754 50764
>>50749
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50753
Really.gif
>>50751
U
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50754
50755 50756
>>50752
*picks up pony and puts her on his lap... staring down the NEET and the mutt [dwelf]*
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50755
50757
>>50754
>concerned face
*licks cheek once*
"..Are you angry, Flashy..?"

Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50756
50758
>>50754
"Looks like someone took a trip to Khewra"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50757
50759
>>50755
"Maybe"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50758
50759 50761
>>50756
"Not like you know the way"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50759
50760 50761
>>50757
[concerned pony noises]
".. I'm sorry about that..." she says with a bit of a frown
*makes self comfy on lap*
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
>>50758
>bongo music plays in background
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50760
50762
>>50759
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50761
50763 50765
>>50758
>>50759
>spitting noises
"Anyway, what the hell is wrong with you Trumpadalin"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50762
50763
>>50760
".. That, I can try.."
*rolls over for belly-rubs*
YxBc0
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No.50763
50764 50766 50769
[4d20 = 59]
>>50762
FULL ROUND ATTACK!

*wubs*

>>50761
"I should ask you the same, always so sour"
Anonymous
HBIlF
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No.50764
50767 50771
>>50763
>20
>again the critical wubs
>>50752
>heavy
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50765
50769 50770 50771
35a.jpg
>>50761
>high pitched clicking
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50766
50771
>>50763
C R I T I C A L
R
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C
A
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C U D D L E S
U
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D
L
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S
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50767
50768
>>50764
Nothing important
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50768
50770
>>50767
"What." e_e
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50769
50771
Screenshot_20180113-231012.png
>>50765
>bagpipes play
>>50763
Has Torc come off as sour?
"Eh, suit yourself"
Torc wanders towards the kitchen looking for food
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50770
50772 50774
>>50765
Speaking of de wey, I wanna' make a glassteel hooked hammer before they crawl again.
>>50768
Reunion drama
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50771
50777
>>50764
I think it means full of negative emotions

>>50765
"We must pray for this one"

>>50766
*cuddles pony*

>>50769
"Why you run away?"
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50772
50773 50777
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>50770
>Not being loyal to one weapon
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50773
50775
>>50772
I mostly want it to dig through the walls.
Anonymous
HBIlF
?
No.50774
50776
>>50770
>Hammer
They?
>drama
"Oh. Nevermind."
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50775
50778
>>50773
Can you do that?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50776
>>50774
>They
The party.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50777
50779 50780
>>50771
"I'm hungry!"
>>50772
Not everyone has a sentient weapon they never talk too
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50778
50779
>>50775
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
Anonymous
YxBc0
?
No.50779
50780 50781
>>50777
I love Vanderiem!

>>50778
Wouldn't it need to be harder than the walls though?
Mrs. Sentry
DsWW2
?
No.50780
50782 50783
>>50777
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
Anonymous
t6+XU
?
No.50781
50784
>>50779
>wouldn't it have to be harder
Uh, depends.
Hammer? Yes
Drill or of the likes? No, they cut diamons with diamonds in this way.
>>50779
M8 I can't remember the last time he was mentioned