This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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>>50884All three of that sequence of feats require 25 Charisma
>>50886No no, that's correct. There's a bonus feat at level 1
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
>>50892After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
>>50893Torc wants to go anyway so that works
>>50893We should kill the very strong undead inside first
>>50896Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
>>50898There are undead in there that can't be killed with a simple turn check. Lots of them.
>>50899Then we'll kill them the old fashioned way, if they survive the blast.
>>50900just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
>>50897Diamond canons/canonballs, when?
>>50903Sure, shoot that. But if you open up a room full of banshees...
>>50902Why do you (you) yourself so much? Who are you talking to?
>>50904If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
>>50910I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
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>>50911She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
>>50910You should buy a balista so you can sneak attack with it.
Yes its in the rules.
>>50909We now need that as a mortar for the airship
>>50915This is the first post I'm seeing. I have a bad feeling about this.
>>50916If you give a mouse a cookie, GM. If you give a mouse a cookie
>>50915Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance. >>50850"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892>bad feeling intensifies>>50902Kek
>>50908Oh gawd
>>50913It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone
carry a ballista
>>50918"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
[Read more] >>50919>>50916Oh come on, a guy asks for ONE mortar and everyone gets a bad feeling.
>dice rollsExpect a rabbit PM, its not bad at all.
>>50920Okkay, that wasn't as bad as I anticipated
>>50921See, I may be unorthodox, but I'm not game breaking
Is that Animal Shapes spell still in effect?
>>50919"No me just asking, me had bad feeling about it this morning"
>>509231hr/level
>>50925"Well, you
did boop me with a benis as my faggot was walking out the door,...."
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Trumpaladin, realizing he had blundered, backs the hell out
[1d20 = 8]>>50929lol no
Sneak Attack to grab unsuspecting pony by the dong
>>50926"Dont act like you dont love it."
*smug horned pony noises*
Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
>>50928... maybe
>>50931"I think its endearing, but he's the one who has to live in meat-space."
>>50933BTW, being a pony does not conflict with Torcuil's spellcasting; its still innate magic.
>>50932The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.>>50929*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
>>50935Yeah, but how can a earth poner use staffs and shit?
>>50937Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
>>50934"Me guess me can see."
>>50937Tracy use knifes.
>>50936Can i make a color request?
>pic related >>50938>staffs are for wizard>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staffI suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>>50936Fair point, there would be some restriction, but he's not null-magic
>>50941I tried earlier but most (((apps))) are garbage.
>>50940It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
>>50944I never use anything but this garbage app:
https://pixlr.com/editor/ >>50945Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
>>50947I didn't know they had an app. Thanks
>>50948I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
>>50950They have an app to i just downloaded it.
>>50930Trumpaladin's eyes widen and his pupils narrow, as he realizes why you should not turn your flank towards a rogue. And while being a stallion has its advantages, it has its disadvantages as well
He's not running off now
>>50936"You have my attention"
>>50953*grapples horsedong*
"You're looking really cute today, Flashy.."
>>50955I thought Torc was also turned into a pony
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958*pets cheek*
"..
yes...."
[heavy breathing]
*grip on dong remains firm*
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
>>50962Thez watches with a bag of popcorn
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
>>50964*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
>>50966There's
lots of machines. Where is Torcuil starting from?
*fluids drip down and get caught in his fluff*
>>50963"Wanna share with me? No communism"
>>50968Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
>>50971*poof you are now filly leslie faire*
>>50967>>50965*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969she can feel some liquid on her hand>>50961Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
[Read more] I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
>>50977Actually, I forgot you get to apply Wisdom so +10
>>50975*shoves carrot in mouth*
"Shhhhh.."
*pets mane*
*positions self over pony carefully*
>>50978It doesn't change gender or age category though.
>>50978I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek
shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
>>50981Polymorph would've worked.
>>50980*wraps rear legs around woman's head*
"You can't fit the whole thing in there you know"