This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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Okay, so as per the wording of a wish, say the spell works like Polymorph Any Object, only the subject transmuted also gains the functional abilities of its new form?
>>51092
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"
"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"
"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
>>51095
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills
The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills
The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
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>>51097
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
>>51104
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers
>killed a demigod with one spell
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers
>killed a demigod with one spell
>>51109
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
>>51108
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"
>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer
The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it
>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus
>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"
>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer
The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it
>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus
>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
*Trumpaladin goes and lays in a corner, curls up in a ball, and thinks his life over, crying subtly*
>>51120
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
>>51119
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot
>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense
In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot
>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense
In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
>>51122
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
>>51121
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
>>51124
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
>>51125
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
>>51129
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
>>51129
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
>>51131
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
>>51131
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed
>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed
>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
>>51123
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
>>51133
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
I'm going to bed too now.
>>51136
Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
>>51139
>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance
Oh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).
I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance
Oh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).
I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
Tracy heads off to the workshop to forge some undead-bane weapons, because her faggot likes acquiring things.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
>>51141
Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
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>>51143
Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
>>51146
That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
>>51141
Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
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>>51149
>the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
Well, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow
>the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
Well, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow
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>>51156
They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
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Actual image of the leader of the banshees, whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
>>51158
>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
You think he could use Blasphemy?
>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
You think he could use Blasphemy?
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>>51159
Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
>>51160
>powers of the lichs yet
Blasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
>powers of the lichs yet
Blasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
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>>51169
"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
>>51167
It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
>>51170
Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole
"Fuck yaks."
Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole
"Fuck yaks."
>>51172
"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
>>51174
"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
>>51177
Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
>>51180
"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
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