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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
923 replies and 93 files omitted.
HAaXq
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No.47114
47115
It seems we can't make any progress then.
\r
Anonymous
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No.47115
47116
>>47113
I believe it

>>47114
Not until you take your autism pills
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47116
47119
>>47115
You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
Anonymous
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No.47117
47119 47125
>>47108
>control freak
The makings of a great GM desu
>>47110
They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
0dklY
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No.47119
47122
>>47117
D'aww thanks

>>47116
MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU

>>47117
>Without Powder/brass
Sounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
HAaXq
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No.47121
*drinks glass of water*

\r
Anonymous
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No.47122
47124 47125 47131
>>47119
>like Torcuil's guns
No, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.

HAaXq
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No.47123
*scratches back with stick*
\r
Anonymous
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No.47124
>>47122
So it functions like a battleship?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47125
47126
>>47117
Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122
So HE rounds?
Anonymous
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No.47126
47131
>>47125
I think we now know what to do with the money
HAaXq
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No.47127
*goes to holodeck*
\r
Anonymous
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No.47128
47138
>>47113
Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
Anonymous
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No.47131
47132 47133 47141
>>47126
Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122
HEIAP?
>>47129
Okay, how the fuck do you get a +23 on use magic device?
Anonymous
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No.47132
47137
>>47131
Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask

>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47133
47141
>>47131
19 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47137
47141
>>47132
Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.

GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
Anonymous
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No.47138
47147
>>47128
i might be able to find her
Anonymous
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No.47141
47142 47144
>>47131
>HEIAP
More like "DAFUQ"
>>47133
She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134
Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137
Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139
Again, no
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47142
47143 47147 47150
>>47141
When was it taken from her?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47143
>>47142
Alright.

Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
Anonymous
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No.47144
>>47141
>sigh
HE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141
>probally not
Maybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
Anonymous
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No.47145
47146 47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47146
>>47145
"Any idea what could've happened to her?"

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47147
>>47138
Excellent

"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"

>>47142
It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
Anonymous
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No.47148
47150
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
Anonymous
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No.47150
47151 47453
>>47142
Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145
>>47148
She's a statue on the ethereal plane.

Anonymous
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No.47151
47152
>>47150
did the rod go with her?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47152
>>47151
No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47153
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?

If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47154
47155 47157
Well fuck it.

Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
Anonymous
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No.47155
47156
>>47154
She's prohibited from flying though
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47156
>>47155
Then she'll run.
Anonymous
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No.47157
>>47154
>inb4 deleted for flying
HAaXq
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No.47158
47159 47164
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
HAaXq
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No.47159
47160 47164
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>47158
To Sneak away.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47160
>>47159
And she's off, without a word.

Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47161
47162
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47162
47163 47165 47170
>>47161
with a 20
0dklY
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No.47163
47164 47165
[1d20 = 7]
>>47162
Rolling to fix cannon
0dklY
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No.47164
[1d20+26 = 38]
>>47159
>>47158
Fae: Spot Check

>>47163
Aww
Anonymous
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No.47165
47166
>>47162
Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163
I don't think thats a 20
Anonymous
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No.47166
47167
>>47165
Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
Anonymous
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No.47167
>>47166
Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
Anonymous
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No.47168
47169 47171
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
Anonymous
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No.47169
>>47168
Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
Anonymous
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No.47170
47171
>>47162
How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
hlgVK
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No.47171
47172
>>47168
In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170
With a 20 unfortunately.
\r
Anonymous
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No.47172
47173
>>47171
I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."

And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
Anonymous
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No.47173
47174 47175
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172
Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.

Anonymous
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No.47174
>>47173
Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?

And the Robe?

And the Potion?

And the scroll?
Anonymous
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No.47175
47178 47181
>>47173
Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
Anonymous
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No.47176
47177 47179 47181
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding

I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
Anonymous
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No.47177
47198
>>47176
I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius

>The scroll really is of confusion
Lol
Anonymous
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No.47178
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>>47175

Anonymous
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No.47179
47180
>>47176
What does my long horned goat do?
Anonymous
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No.47180
47181
>>47179
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/figurines-of-wondrous-power/ivory-goats/
Terror
Anonymous
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No.47181
>>47175
I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176
>armor is Charisma
>Torc can't wear armor
End my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells? [1d20+18 = 25]

>>47180
I made the right fucking choice then
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47182
47183 47184 47185 47186 47198 47202 47246
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WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost

"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.

Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
Anonymous
ITiwd
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No.47183
>>47182
I'm sorry to you as well
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47184
>>47182
See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
Anonymous
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No.47185
47186
>>47182
Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47186
47188
>>47182
>>47185
Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit.
Anonymous
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No.47188
47189 47190
>>47186
"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
Anonymous
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No.47189
47192
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>>47188

Anonymous
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No.47190
47191 47192
>>47188
Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47191
>>47190
No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47192
>>47189 ikr?
>>47190
https://youtu.be/YDC54WgO0yw
I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47193
>Correct version
https://youtu.be/ol8SLdMmztg
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47194
AUTISM
https://youtu.be/pABVHTJEfrA
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47197
https://youtu.be/0AxgnoeOAKs
For sure this time
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47198
47199 47604
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>>47177
Thank you.
>>47182
I will sincerely miss you, i teard up reading your blog-post. I've had fun with you and tracy over the last few months. I wish you well and when you get your life back on track come back and post okay? Infernuis is be heartbroken.the tears are flowing now. i Dont know if you are still here but heres my best feels
https://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
Anonymous
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No.47199
47200
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>>47198
https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E
I still can't even
Anonymous
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No.47200
47201 47207 47260
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo
>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes
>>47199
I don't think we'll ever be able to even
Anonymous
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No.47201
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>>47200
Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually Ha!
Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
Anonymous
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No.47202
47203
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>>47182
I'm sorry

I'll be nicer to you, I promise
Anonymous
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No.47203
47204
>>47202
I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47204
47205
>>47203
Why do you say that?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47205
47206
>>47204
Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47206
47208
>>47205
How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47207
47209
>>47200
Dubs confirm.
Anonymous
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No.47208
>>47206
That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47209
47210
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>>47207

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47210
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>>47209

Anonymous
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No.47211
47212 47220
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47212
47213
>>47211
He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47213
47214
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>>47212

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47214
47215 47216
>>47213
Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
Anonymous
DdYSi
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No.47215
>>47214
Kek, this.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47216
47217
>>47214
>stick size changing dagger in lock
>grow
>¿¿¿
>profit
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47217
47218
>>47216
The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47218
47219
>>47217
Fug
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47219
47220 47221 47222
>>47218
>inb4 horny female orcs
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47220
47221 47224
>>47211
What?
>>47219
There could be, really easily
0dklY
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No.47221
47222 47224
>>47219
At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again

>>47220
That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage
\r
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47222
47223
>>47221
>>47219
>terrified screaming
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47223
>>47222
>trips
Be very afraid.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47224
47225 47226 47227
>>47221
>>47220
Torc is rape personified.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47225
47226 47227
>>47224
*seduction
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47226
47228 47229
>>47224
>>47225
I hate both of you
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47227
>>47224
*Rape victimhood

>>47225
Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Anonymous
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No.47228
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>>47226

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47229
>>47226
Im used to being the bad guy
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47233
47234
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
Anonymous
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No.47234
47235
>>47233
But it was only one encounter
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47235
47236 47237
>>47234
True, but Snek is still lvl 1, and I'm assuming that the mummies aren't exactly low leveled
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47236
47238
>>47235
Level 1?
Anonymous
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No.47237
47238
>>47235
I'm not sure how advancement of monsters goes, but I think the racial hit die are counted as character levels for the purpose of xp, so that Snek, with 11 racial hit die and a level in rogue, would essentially be going from level 12 to 13, which is like ~13000 xp
Anonymous
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No.47238
47239 47271
>>47236
Rogue
>>47237
So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47239
>>47238
He's a level of 11 rouge and shieeeeeeeeeeet.
Anonymous
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No.47240
47241 47243
https://youtu.be/pjCnCubbpwA
Anonymous
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No.47241
47242 47243
>>47240
Don't tempt me with that
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47242
>>47241
Doot Doot
Anonymous
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No.47243
47244 47257
>>47240
That's why homebrew is dangerous. The people who created it don't even know what it does

>The party merchant was pissed, as he had spent a whole month world-building
I can sympathize

>>47241
The essence of cancer is uncontrolled reproduction. And some memes can be pretty cancerous
Anonymous
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No.47244
47245
>>47243
That wasnt homebrew he used spellcraft.
Anonymous
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No.47245
47249 47251
>>47244
To summon skeleton summoner summoners?
Namefag
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No.47246
47247 47248
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>>47182
I said ban this IP, goddammit.
Now I'm upset.
Anonymous
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No.47247
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>>47246
I'm not sure you understand how the ride works, anon
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47248
47252
>>47246
Its good to hear from you anon. How are you?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47249
>>47245
Yea that can be achieved with a high enough spellcraft bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47250
47254 47403
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>>47247
Whatever...

WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..

So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
Namefag
HAaXq
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No.47251
>>47245
After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47252
47253
>>47248
I've been better, but that's not important.
What happened while I was gone?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47253
47255 47256
>>47252
Nothing. We've been devastated.
Anonymous
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No.47254
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>>47250
I missed you anon

I lost all of my friends when I graduated college. Stayed on good terms, we just all moved to different cities and states and countries... I only made one close friend in law school, and even then I rarely see him now that we have different schedulesI know the feeling of "it would have been clear in the past few days," from the large number of callbacks I never received from interviews..
Anonymous
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No.47255
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>>47253
This
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47256
47258 47259
>>47253
Well dammit...
Is Thez still stoned?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47257
47259
>>47243
Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time but I haven't finished writing it.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47258
47403
>>47256
Yea i was gonna use ethereal jaunt when gm got on.
0dklY
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No.47259
47261
When no one was looking flash sentry took forty waifus _036eaafae1b0fc7a903f0b93bc63c4de.jpg
>>47256
Lenos found her. There have been no plot advancements. What did you think was going to happen?

>>47257
*sighs*
Just so long as I can get greater magic fang for Fae
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47260
47262 47264 47267 47610
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>>47200
Some classic RPG Murder-Hobo memes in consolation for all that drama earlier.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47261
>>47259
Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47262
47263
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>>47260

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47263
47265
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>>47262

Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47264
47266 47267
>>47260
Pic 4 is begging for a party edit.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47265
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>>47263

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47266
47267 47268
>>47264
Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47267
47270
>>47260
>>47264
Add "public lewdness" to our list

>tfw having sex with a horse where other people can see it is just about the only way sex with horses is illegal in this state
Best state

>>47266
Reee! I don't want to kill the NPCs. I want to own them
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47268
47269
>>47266
Yea i knew that was your play style.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47269
47273
Murderhobo.jpg
>>47268
The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47270
>>47267
>I want to own them
Should've been a PoT then, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47271
>>47238
If he retained his monster hit dice, he'd probably level-up deadly-slow.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47272
47277
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You know, conquest and travelling-mass-murder are not mutually exclusive by any means

Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man

>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds

>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons

>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47273
47275 47276
>>47269
Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47275
47279
>>47273
It depends whether or not they have cool stuff to give me.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47276
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>>47273
T H I S
H
I
S

I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47277
47278
>>47272
It's not an adventure if you don't go anywhere.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47278
47280
>>47277
Have you not noticed that everywhere tends to come to us?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47279
47281
>>47275
When you say that do you mean inside of the nation state?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47280
47284
Also, did we get enough XP from the last fight for a permanent spell?
>>47278
That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47281
47284 47290
>>47279
What nation state?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47282
47283
>>47274
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47283
47285
>>47282
>>47274
I just had her go hunting. What's the problem?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47284
47285 47286
>>47281
That's not a reasonable question

>>47280
I wanna go Dragon hunting damn it

>>47280
I calculated it out to be about 580 xp or something like that for the player characters
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47285
47287
>>47284
>>47283
>>47274

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47286
>>47284
Answer the question, dammit.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47287
47288
>>47285
Phasing triggers me

You're in the middle of an undead invasion anyways, so it's unwise
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47288
47289
>>47287
I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47289
47291
>>47288
GM implied very long ago the power is nerfed >>19098 →
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47290
47293 47294
>>47281
The nation state ive established for us on communist blood.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47291
47292
>>47289
Then let him nerf it.
Nothing more will be said about it if it's always deleted.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47292
47293
>>47291
You've been back an hour. Why are you already picking fights?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47293
47294 47297 47302
>>47290
You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.Jk, it's great idea.
Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?

>>47292
What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47294
47295 47302
>>47293
EMBRACE THE SEDINTARY LIFE STYLE

>>47290
Durpistan has more than the usual share of farmland. Strong agribusiness could grow great cash crops there. We could have like a brewery and stuff besides the mine
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47295
47296
>>47294
The forest isn't that far from the port.

Also, answer my question about picking fights.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47296
47298 47303
>>47295
I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?

>forest is nearby
That's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47297
47299 47304
>>47293
I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47298
47299
>>47296
>"why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
Yes.
I cannot tell what your issue is.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47299
47300
>>47297
>>47298
Why else would you say "phases through the floor" unless that was a deliberate challenge to me?

>>47297
GM implied we could use it that way
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47300
47301
>>47299
>would you say "phases through the floor"
Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that way
What was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47301
47305
>>47300
>>47300
>Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could.
No shit. You use it as a crux, you use it in place of story, and worst of all, you use it to steal from the rest of us. That's why it ought to be nerfed
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47302
47304 47399
>>47294
Yea we could grow corn,potatos,carrots,cabbages to feed port barry and we could plat apples and lemons and limes to fight scurvy.
>>47293
I like that idea.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47303
47304
>>47296
The tower is just outsude the town.
0dklY
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No.47304
>>47297
>horses
Sexy choice

>>47302
>lemons and limes
Sadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one but I also like Prohibition

>>47303
It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47305
47306 47307 47309
>>47301
Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of us
That happened once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a crux
And you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.

You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47306
>>47305
*preach and administrate
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47307
47308
>>47305
Then use sleight of hand and stealth. Play a rogue, not an SCP
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47308
47309 47310
>>47307
I haven't had anyone to steal from yet.
>Play a rogue, not an SCP
I'll play whatever I want.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47309
47310 47311
>>47305
You've tried to squeeze like four or so Supernatural Abilities out of this

>No one to steal from
What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?

>>47308
Then I'll delete whatever I want
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47310
>>47308
>>47309
Children chill out.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47311
>>47309
>What the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
Shitposting.
>I'll delete whatever I want
>Accuses other player of picking fights.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47312
47313
How much XP does an item cost to create per gp?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47313
47314
>>47312
What item?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47314
47316
>>47313
Any.
What's the metric?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47315
47316
>Get back
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47316
47317 47318 47399
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>>47314
Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable

Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters

*Detect evil*
>>47315
It was a heart-felt reunion
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47317
47319
>>47316
>it makes treasure less exciting
What if I want specific treasures?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47318
>>47255
Accurate
Good to have you back
>>47316
Glad to hear
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47319
47320
>>47317
Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared

*detect evil*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47320
47322
>>47319
Eh, I'llndecide what I want to do later on.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47321
47324 47325
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47322
47323 47326 47333
>>47320
Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.

*detect evil*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47323
47325
>>47322
I think I'd rather have her do a bit of stuff on her own, desu.
Why do you keep detecting?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47324
47327
>>47321
Infernuis is on the airship.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47325
>>47321
They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long

>>47323
You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47326
47328
>>47322
Which armor did you give me again?

I Dont suppose anyone saved my .txt file did they?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47327
47332 47334
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We need a Trumpaladin version of pic related
>>47324
So is Torc
0dklY
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No.47328
47329
[1d20-14 = 8]
[1d20-14 = 2]
*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide

>>47326
Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47329
47330
>>47328
-14? You're fucked
0dklY
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No.47330
47331
[1d20-14 = -4]
[1d20-14 = 13]
*Moves Stealthily, even though I don't think there's any cover to hide in. Also he can only move like 10 feet a round*

>>47329
Armor Check penalty stacks