This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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It seems we can't make any progress then.
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>>47113I believe it
>>47114Not until you take your autism pills
>>47115You should take some pills for your chronic anal retention.
>>47108>control freakThe makings of a great GM desu
>>47110They's precise rounds. They're fired from cannons, but they look more like what (you) recognize as the actual round from a bullet except huge and without powder/brass
>>47117D'aww thanks
>>47116MY ANUS IS FINE THANK YOU
>>47117>Without Powder/brassSounds like the guns Torcuil got from Korak\r
*drinks glass of water*
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>>47119>like Torcuil's gunsNo, the cannon's powder rounds are mini-keg-sized and are loaded into the cannon separately. That's how they can breach the pyramid, they use a volume of powder about 16/1 "normal" cannons and the rounds are specific to not explode (normally) in the barrel.
*scratches back with stick*
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>>47122So it functions like a battleship?
>>47117Kinda like AP round style? Whats the composition?
>>47122So HE rounds?
>>47125I think we now know what to do with the money
>>47113Hey can Lenos de-fuck the Thez situation?
>>47126Boy I enjoy being a captain
>>47122HEIAP?
>>47129Okay, how the fuck do
you get a +23 on use magic device?
>>47131Just let me put my Marines on it is all I ask
>Not Space Marines (yet), but Air Marines >>4713119 ranks in it (Rogue and Assassin), +1 Int bonus, +2 because she's used the rod before.
>>47132Thats fine, Torc would be willing to help transport.
GM, can Torc study under the Gnomes to learn some of their craftsmanship?
>>47128 i might be able to find her
>>47131>HEIAPMore like "DAFUQ"
>>47133She was tiny, spastic, and unsanctioned at the time. I'm denying any viable recollection of button placement.
>>47134Who gave Tracy back the rod? Invalid roll.
>>47137Probably not, but I'll try and think of something.
>>47139Again,
no >>47141When was it taken from her?
>>47142Alright.
Do, where are the characters atm? Including Tracy, because idk where she's allowed to go without getting b8.
>>47141>sighHE: High explosive rounds
AP: Armor peicing
HEIAP: High explosive incendiary/armor peircing
>>47141>probally notMaybe just able to mantain Gnomish works, but not reproduce them?
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47145"Any idea what could've happened to her?"
>>47138Excellent
"She was last seen on the deck of the airship after falling over a rod that is similar to a one you possess. I fled the room when that happened, so I can't say what happened to her, and I don't know if she was teleported or vaporized or what have you, but they want her back. Attempts at dispel magic have failed to break the caster level"
>>47142It's not your haxx item. Not everything belongs to you and you can't steal everything
*casts discern location to attempt to find thez*
>>47142Hard to say. She's pushed so many buttons who knows what's happened to her or her surroundings.
>>47145>>47148She's a statue on the ethereal plane.
>>47151No, it remained and was pushed repeatedly by a different player afterwards
And how is anyone else supposed to know my intentions if you delet every comment I make?
If I can't juant, and I can't try to figure out the rod's functions, what am I allowed to do to contribute to the situation, without offending you in some way?
Well fuck it.
Tracy flies off to another side of the continent, because anything she could do here is prohibited.
>>47154She's prohibited from flying though
[1d20+23 = 42]
Rolling first to Hide
>>47159And she's off, without a word.
Equip Horseshoes of Zepher to avoid leaving tracks.
So, can Lenos fix the cannon?
>>47162Well, than I guess the ship is making a trip to thenameoftheplacethegnomesliveandIcan'tremember. Who's coming?
>>47163I don't think thats a 20
>>47165Don't we have a dungeon that needs crawling?
>>47166Torc already died once there, he can go die again another day
lenos's faggot is dealing with a nasty migraine and cant look at the screen anylonger so he will hand control back to the gm for the time being so that maybe shit can happen
>>47168Ugh, sorry to hear that. See you later
>>47162How the fuck do you "accidentally" blind activate a magical device to a specific function?
>>47168In a not dissimilar manner, GM begins stacking his books and sorting his paper-stack after about 2 weeks of off-and-on, unrestricted gaming.
The story is a little bit knotted and will need to be untied at some point, but there will be all week for that as we resume a
sane more consistent schedule. I'm not leaving yet, but I just cracked my last beer.
>>47170 With a 20 unfortunately.
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>>47171I'm calling bullshit
"You must consciously choose which requirement to emulate. That is, you must know what you are trying to emulate when you make a Use Magic Device check for that purpose."
And since when are skill checks able to be done in attacks of opportunity?
I suggest taking time to categorize/itemize acquisitions (loot), resources (loot+), and abilities (lvl+).
>>47172Don't worry, he's grossly over-estimating Tracy's comprehesion of which button does what, and I haven't yet brought in the extended chart. One roll won't be too bad.
>>47173Without Lenos being here, can I get a Lenos-check on the half-plate armor?
And the Robe?
And the Potion?
And the scroll?
>>47173Also, I know there's not really a way I can make this seem sincere, but sorry for causing so much shit
The Scroll is Confusion CL 7th
The Potion is Displacement
There are three goats remaining.
The Tome is Understanding +3
Staff of Abjuration (prev. fight)
Orb of Storms (p.f.)
Magnificent Half-Plate +4 (+3 Cha)
Cloak of Resistence +2
Ring of Fire Resistance +10
Brooch of Shielding
I know that many are redundant, but there are lots of items that are unused/unexamined. Thank you for Tracy using the sword-wind, it makes for great sea-battles too (wind sails and all).
[Read more] >>47176I'd like to take the half plate and offer the +19 spell resistance full plate to Infernius
>The scroll really is of confusionLol
>>47176What does my long horned goat do?
>>47175I forgive you ya little shit
>>47176>armor is Charisma>Torc can't wear armorEnd my suffering
I'll take that potion though. Could prove useful.
Spellcraft check for staffs spells?
[1d20+18 = 25]>>47180I made the right fucking choice then
WARNING: Toxic levels of Blogpost
"Mrs. Sentry" is going to have to go on maternity leave for quite a while, as her faggot sorts out the remainder of his life.
Tracy's birds are in their personal room with a lifetime's supply of dried elephant meat. Please walk/fly them, even if they're just imaginary..
I'm sorry guys, but I've been putting this off for a while now.. I've had a great time playing with all of you, and I would've liked to act-out and imagine Tracy's baby; but I've got some important things to do that will make my current daily schedule/lifestyle impossible.
Trump's faggot please perma-ban this IP, from all boards. I know I'll come crawling back later, but I can't afford to be distracted by irresistible nazi-ponies, before this body fails me...
....
*contemplates deleting whole comment and going back to playing*
>>47182See you later friend, I'll miss you until you return.
It was fun, thanks for putting up with our autism.
>>47182Thank you for contributing your time, intention, ingenuity, autism, and loads of other elements for all this time. If this venture has in any way led to dysfunction - and I say that without judgement - I apologize. I hope you are more creative and tenacious now than you were when we started.
>>47182>>47185Fuck, now I'm realy fucking sad.
I'm... I'm gonna come back to this in the morning.
Tracy's faggot before you go, I just want you to know it was great fun to play with you. You'll always be one of the ones that gave me my first d&d experience, and I thank you for that. I hope you can sort out what you need too, and return sometime even if it's just to say hi and talk a bit. >>47186"I,... knew it was inevitable. You've all been so accommodating, you don't even know. I've been waiting for a white flag for some time. No criticism, I knew it could never be maintained indefinitely."
>>47188Again, I'm sorry. I know it's me specifically. I figured one of us would eventually drive the other away
>>47190No, I don't think it was you. I think it was circumstances outside his control, and it just happened to occur after you two bickered a bit. Don't blame yourself, it won't help.
>>47189 ikr?>>47190[YouTube] Ian Van Dahl | Trance - Castles In The Sky
[Embed]I doubt players are a/the issue. I hope not at least. In any case, this thread has another 700 posts before molding over. Players are still permitted and I will continue to monitor, but a re-evaluation is in order desu.
>tfw when our party will never be the same without the poner murder-hobo>tfw gamenight will never be the same without Tracy's faggot posting the d&d memes>>47199I don't think we'll ever be able to even
>>47200Thats not true, we'll be able to even-tually
Ha!Posting cute spooder w/ cute spooder
>>47182I'm sorry
I'll be nicer to you, I promise
>>47202I doubt you are the significant motivator for about 5 different reasons, that without knowing anon's story
>>47204Because its true. One can only rigorously devote themselves to a vast and cross-referencing engine like this before realizing ways of applying it in their own situation. There have been several times I've found that some degree of involvement in the game was at the expense of something I could/should have been addressing, not consciously but nesciently.
>>47205How does one apply stuff from here into meatspace?
>>47206That's one hell of a long answer, but I'll try and articulate.
GM, I fucking swear if you pulls a fucking dimeterium cage on Torc I will go stabby-stabby
>>47211He might as well stab, since he ain't gonna be using his magic, that's for sure
>>47213Daggers are one of the few weapons he's proficient with, so it makes sense to get stabby
>>47216The missing step is that the lock is also made of dimetrium, so the dagger doesn't grow, and the sorcerer is sold as a sex slave
>>47211What?
>>47219There could be, really easily
>>47219At least he won't be held hostage and under the threat of rape from griffons, or possibly dragons... again
>>47220That post was made at the point in the movie where Twilight was held in a cage\r
>>47221>>47220Torc is rape personified.
>>47224*Rape victimhood
>>47225Reee! That's supposed to be my thing
Did Snek get any lvls from the mummies?
>>47236Rogue
>>47237So, in other words he is a level 11 snake and a level 1 rogue, meaning he would level up to 13 next making 11 lvls in snek and 2 in rouge?
>>47238He's a level of 11 rouge and shieeeeeeeeeeet.
>>47240That's why homebrew is dangerous. The people who created it don't even know what it does
>The party merchant was pissed, as he had spent a whole month world-buildingI can sympathize
>>47241The essence of cancer is uncontrolled reproduction. And some memes can be pretty cancerous
>>47243That wasnt homebrew he used spellcraft.
>>47244To summon skeleton summoner summoners?
>>47246I'm not sure you understand how the ride works, anon
>>47246Its good to hear from you anon. How are you?
>>47245Yea that can be achieved with a high enough spellcraft bonus.
>>47247Whatever...
WARNING: Critical Blogpost Radiation; Contagious Emofaggotry Inbound
I was hoping having nothing to do all day would help me finally find the motivation to make a few last amends to people who were close to me, but I'm not in a state where I can move very easily, yet alone travel...In the past few days, it's been made pretty brutally clear that the people who could've/would've visited would've come when I invited them all over the holidays, so I guess I'm probably never seeing those guys any time soon..So, it looks like I really do have a while to myself to watch pirated videos and shitpost about nazipones after all..
>>47245After Epic level, Spekllcasters can use spellcraft and seeds to invent their own spells that rival divine powers. They're so costly, they're impractical, but literally anything is possible.
That guy's spell probably lifted the restriction on summoned monsters being able to summon other monsters (normally they cannot).
>>47248I've been better, but that's not important.
What happened while I was gone?
>>47252Nothing. We've been devastated.
>>47243Tbh, I was going to propose a homebrew necromancy spell that allowed spellcasters to use the XP of another
willing PC for the costs associated with high-level spells, albeit with an increased casting time
but I haven't finished writing it. >>47256Yea i was gonna use ethereal jaunt when gm got on.
>>47256Lenos found her. There have been no plot advancements. What did you think was going to happen?
>>47257*sighs*
Just so long as I can get greater magic fang for Fae
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>>47200Some classic RPG Murder-Hobo memes in consolation for all that drama earlier.
>>47259Magic fang is one of the spells that can be made permanent in canon.
Seeing as how only Sorcerers and Wizards get Permanence, it was probably listed with the intent to buff familiars.
>>47260Pic 4 is begging for a party edit.
>>47264Tbh, Murder-hobo is the style I wanted to play from the beginning. This seditarty play-style is a bit too lawful for me.
>>47260>>47264Add "public lewdness" to our list
>tfw having sex with a horse where other people can see it is just about the only way sex with horses is illegal in this stateBest state
>>47266Reee! I don't want to kill the NPCs. I want to
own them >>47266Yea i knew that was your play style.
>>47268The problem is that I can't just have her kill everyone to cover tracks because that'll cause drama with Trump's faggot.
I want her to blaze from place to place, consuming everything in her path, grinding XP quickly and gaining ebin loot from the NPCs she kills.
Recently, I've mostly just felt like a craft-farmer.
>>47267>I want to own themShould've been a PoT then, desu.
>>47238If he retained his monster hit dice, he'd probably level-up deadly-slow.
You know, conquest and travelling-mass-murder are not mutually exclusive by any means
Suffer not the Heretic nor the Xenos to live, just let me keep my Imperium of Man
>There are entire tribes of Fire Giants, with sorcerers and 30 members and pet dragons and trolls and hell-hounds
>Entire Kibbutz of Griffons
>A whole damned pyramid in the harbor full of vampires, lichs, and other delightful fellows
>>47269Infernuis wants to protect all the Europeans though. Can i ask you limit the murdering to shit skins?
>>47273T H I S
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I
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I want my Paladin to be the Savior of Mankind. But everything else, stabby stabby stabby your black heart out
>>47272It's not an adventure if you don't go anywhere.
>>47277Have you not noticed that everywhere tends to come to us?
>>47275When you say that do you mean inside of the nation state?
Also, did we get enough XP from the last fight for a permanent spell?
>>47278That's only because we stay in one place the whole time and wait for stuff to be thrown at us.
>>47282>>47274I just had her go hunting. What's the problem?
>>47281That's not a reasonable question
>>47280I wanna go Dragon hunting damn it
>>47280I calculated it out to be about 580 xp or something like that for the player characters
>>47284Answer the question, dammit.
>>47285Phasing triggers me
You're in the middle of an undead invasion anyways, so it's unwise
>>47288GM implied very long ago the power is nerfed
>>19098 → >>47281The nation state ive established for us on communist blood.
>>47289Then let him nerf it.
Nothing more will be said about it if it's always deleted.
>>47291You've been back an hour. Why are you already picking fights?
>>47290You mean the remains of Durpistan?
Might be better to just slash and burn your own village in the forest, desu. The infrastructure was built by commies after all.
Jk, it's great idea.Actually, can I roll a profession check to open a ranch in meadow by the forest?
>>47292What attributes to "picking fights" to you?
>>47293EMBRACE THE SEDINTARY LIFE STYLE
>>47290Durpistan has more than the usual share of farmland. Strong agribusiness could grow great cash crops there. We could have like a brewery and stuff besides the mine
>>47294The forest isn't that far from the port.
Also, answer my question about picking fights.
>>47295I did not understand the grammar of your question. Were you asking "why are you claiming I am picking fights"?
>forest is nearbyThat's my point. It's substantially closer to the tower than the Port is
>>47293I know you can roll profession to make a living in a vocation, but does that apply to opening your own venues? I didn't put those rank into it for nothing.
That area of the forest could be cleared pretty easily easily. I want her to start with horses.
>>47296>"why are you claiming I am picking fights"?Yes.
I cannot tell what your issue is.
>>47297>>47298Why else would you say "phases through the floor" unless that was a deliberate challenge to me?
>>47297GM implied we could use it that way
>>47299>would you say "phases through the floor"Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could. I'm ratherfond of the ability, and the image of a blue pony randomly coming up through the floor just because she can makes me smile.
I don't need your permission to use the abilities Tracy has in game, and using them for mundane reasons should not count as "picking a fight".
>GM implied we could use it that wayWhat was the DC to open a church again? I think a Ranch shouldn't be any higher than that.
>>47300>>47300>Because if I could do that, I'd do it whenever I could.No shit. You use it as a crux, you use it in place of story, and worst of all, you use it to steal from the rest of us. That's why it ought to be nerfed
>>47294Yea we could grow corn,potatos,carrots,cabbages to feed port barry and we could plat apples and lemons and limes to fight scurvy.
>>47293I like that idea.
>>47296The tower is just outsude the town.
>>47297>horsesSexy choice
>>47302>lemons and limesSadly, I think the climate just might be too temperate for lemons and limes. Or maybe Im wrong, I'm not sure. But hemp and flax are nice cold weather crops for cloth and paper production. And cotton is a nice warm weather crop. Barley for beer is another one
but I also like Prohibition>>47303It used to be 30 minutes away. Maybe it's been moved closer
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[Read more] >>47301Let GM nerf it when it's appropriate. You're not the boss of this game.
I did nothing disruptive, so there's no reason for you to get triggered about it.
>you use it to steal from the rest of usThat happened
once. And I didn't even intend to keep it; it was trolling.
I don't need phasing to do that either, if I actually wanted to: she could steal the shirts off your backs with a simple Sleight of Hand check, but there'd be no point to doing that.
>You use it as a cruxAnd you use your talking mount to reach and administrate a whole church.
You do what you want and I'll do what I want.
>>47305Then use sleight of hand and stealth. Play a rogue, not an SCP
>>47307I haven't had anyone to steal from yet.
>Play a rogue, not an SCPI'll play whatever I want.
>>47305You've tried to squeeze like four or so Supernatural Abilities out of this
>No one to steal fromWhat the hell was that set of stunts with the rod?
>>47308Then I'll delete whatever I want
How much XP does an item cost to create per gp?
>Get back
>Tracy's faggot has return
>gets right back to fighting with Trump
Ah, how predictable
>>47314Hard to say. I do not believe they were intended to be interchangeable
Let's tone down the item creation for the moment, since it makes treasure less exciting. We have two more doors to open before we even begin to get to the bosses. I want more encounters
*Detect evil*
>>47315It was a heart-felt reunion
>>47316>it makes treasure less excitingWhat if I want specific treasures?
>>47317Then we'll both know that we haven't found it, and you'll have time to get that specific item, after the Dungeon that poses an immanent threat is cleared
*detect evil*
>>47319Eh, I'llndecide what I want to do later on.
Where are the characters atm?
>>47320Do you want to go dungeon exploring? I like killing mummies and shit, and we've got several more rooms to clear. Also, some of this loot is just amazing, like that Suit of Armor.
*detect evil*
>>47322I think I'd rather have her do a bit of stuff on her own, desu.
Why do you keep detecting?
>>47321Infernuis is on the airship.
>>47321They haven't moved from their previous positions. I was going to have Trumpaladin walk the birds but you weren't gone that long
>>47323You're serious? You've got a character designed to search for traps and work dungeons and our GM has put together a grand set of places to play through, but instead you want to say "lol fuck your dungeons GM I'm going to make you create more challenges specifically for me right now"?
>>47322Which armor did you give me again?
I Dont suppose anyone saved my .txt file did they?
We need a Trumpaladin version of pic related
>>47324So is Torc
[1d20-14 = 8][1d20-14 = 2]*Moves stealthily*
Rolling for move silently and Hide
>>47326Trumpaladin's old Armor is a set of Full Plate armor with +19 spell resistance
[1d20-14 = -4][1d20-14 = 13]*Moves Stealthily, even though I don't think there's any cover to hide in. Also he can only move like 10 feet a round*
>>47329Armor Check penalty stacks