This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
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She still looks okay though
>>46644
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
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>>46652
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
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Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it
You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure
summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
[1d100 = 78]
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*
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Pls fix autism
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>>46665
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.
Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
[1d100 = 39]
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!
Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
>>46673
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
[1d100 = 61]
>>46677
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
Hide*
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
Okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, Thez is Green, Tracy is diminutive, and Torcuil is Anon Filly?
This is what happens by the way, its not crazy haxx that result of such items, its shenanigens.
[22d100 = 1109]
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
*mashes a bunch of buttons*
>>46704
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
No, the act of being shrunk made Tracy lose track of which button it was. What happened after the shrinking is subject to a SERIOUS review, and and can be considered 'potential'.
[1d100 = 26]
*presses button*
*presses button*
[22d100 = 1221]
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
>>46709
*Trots on remote with all four hooves, pointing it at any random entity, pressing as many buttons as she can*
[1d100 = 29]
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
I think I preferred being chaotic neutral, desu...
*Presses yet another button*
e\\_/e
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
Thez leans over to GM and whispers, "Crimson Sky."
The normally peaceful and placcid blue skies above port barry turn a sick and deep red color, as the sun darkens in brightness and intensity.
[4d100 = 183]
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
>>46719
I need to press EVERY BUTTON!
*Hops with all four hooves, pressing four random buttons*
[2d6+10 = 21]
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
>>46720
Poor Fae is slammed. Damn good think she ain't a bitch
>Fae has taken more damage now from her Master's madness than from a room full of mummies, sort of like how her master took more damage from jumping from a horse than a lich, or from sexually assaulting a horse than from a room full of mummies
[4d100 = 115]
[maniac cackling]
[maniac cackling]
[3d20 = 33]
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46729
What a hell of a difference those last two AC make. Trachemar would have taken damage
Kill elephant
>>46727
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
It is a griffon wizard (sigh), currently operating under an alter self spell, expressed by faggot to intend to cast wish to break up Infernius and Thez and/or make Thez' baby Trump's.
Thez and Bones are the only characters who know Anon is a Griffon
[4d100 = 102]
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
Tracy continues hoping on the rod with all four hooves, spinning the rod like a bottle
*Press, press, press, press!*
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 18]
>>46733
Watching the fights like a roman emperor watching a lion kill exotic imported animals. Should he enter the ring? Fuck it, ENTERS RING
Rolling for intiative
[1d20 = 17]
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
>>46735
Elephant charges Trump and attempts gore attack
Why the fuck did I not put on the ring shield and the ring of protection
[4d100 = 156]
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
>>46737
Because fireballs are flying out every once in a while.
Good thing the deck is fireproof
[2d8+15 = 28]
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[2d100 = 74]
>>46737
FUCK. Lands against his lower 31 AC rolling for damage and those other two creatures Tracy summoned
[4d20 = 58]
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
>>46736
There are two other new elephants if Thez wants to kill something, besides the one attacking Trump and the one Fae killed
Trump: full round attack
>>46739
Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
Because that faggot may come back?
Before anyone rolls anything else, can I get a quick rundown?
[2d20 = 37]
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
>>46742
Tracy's Faggot is a Psycho, and Trumpaladin is killing elephants that have been summoned en masse by Tracy
rolling for Gore and Slam attack against Trumpaladin. A 15 or higher lands
>>46742
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
Tracy is hidden, rolling the rod around the room, using the advantage of her fine size and high Dex to be un-findable.
Every once in a while, she spins the rod like a bottle, and jumps on it with all fours for 4 random buttons.
>>46746
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
The room is also full of Elephant grass, making it appear like the jungles of India, and making it easier for the fine-sized psychopath to Hide.
[1d20+4 = 9]
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
>>46752
Tracy has Improved Evasion. Can she roll a Reflex save?
>already knows she wouldn't make it, but rolling anyway
>>46754
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
No, its purely armor class based. Thez has a +43 to attack, and Tracy gets a +4 to AC for size.
[4d20 = 54]
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
>>46751
You're fucking lucky there are elephants to kill. And that I am equally psychotic
Trumpaladin dons the shield ring, and exchanges his engagement ring for the ring of protection. AC is now 38
MOUNTS LION DRAGON
BOTH ELEPHANTS ATTACK!
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>>46762
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
Its not a fatal squish, its a "stopping Tracy from pushing anymore buttons, so I can make sure she isn't unraveling space time by this point" squish
[4d10+30 = 48]
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
[5d6+10 = 26]
>>46763
Fae trips on elephant corpse, but first elephant is kill I think and every attack lands on the other one
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[4d10+30 = 55]
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
>>46771
Even a two lands, and Trumpaladin wonders to himself why he doesn't use Power Attack or Drunken Sword
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[1d20+15 = 32]
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
>>46770
*urge to resume pressing buttons arises*
"... Heheheheh..! S-sorry about that.." her face betrays her feelings though
Rolling Bluff, because that's what she'd do
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>>46779
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
This should have been covered in the quick rundown. Who am i kidding, Thez is probably still a statue
>>46780
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
You can instantly tell that she's not at all sorry for what she just did.
She's smirking a little bit too.
[minimum-sized pony noises]
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
"... At least I know what all of the buttons do now.."
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>>46786
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
By your own description/admission, this was all done on the fly and in the heat of the moment. IDEK what happened, given all the buttons Tracy pushed.
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>>46788
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
She was completely focused on the buttons, looking down at her hooves as she jumped up and down on them.
She did not care one bit what was going on around her.
>>46789
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
Denied. Please. Stop. For one fucking second. I'm not saying "you're restricted from doing anything ever", I'm saying I have no idea what all these fugging dice rolls mean. This gives me 3-ish options. 1. is let it play out, and see where it lands.
2. is stop it here, assess, and continue.
3. is nerf all this shit and go back to before Tracy started,... "acting".
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>>46794
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
But I killed Four summoned African Elephants...
That's probably better than Tracy being permanently changed colors or whatever the fuck she did though
>>46798
THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
THAT ALSO BURNED!
Although there was rain as well. I'm really confused as to what happened
She probably also turned herself green
And then Permanently Blue
TRACY IS BLUE NOW!
[2d20 = 26]
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
>>46799
It returns to the status quo anyways, since none of these are permanent. Except color change. But let's ignore that
*heal check on self and Kitty*
A fine-sized voice emanates from an indeterminate direction:
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
"... If I come out now, will you be mad at me...?"
>>46801
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
SELF STARTS TO HEAL!
Should cure serious wounds anyways, even though I'm sure that isn't enough
*kitty cures light wounds then falls the fuck asleep*
>>46802
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
*puts kitty to sleep*
*NOW she decides to come out*
"For what?"
Trumpaladin is covered in blood and bandages, but is holding several full sized Tusks
>>46804
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
"... I made a bit of a mess..."
"... That was pretty badass of you, fighting all of those pachyderms at once..."
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>>46805
Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
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Trumpaladin blushes at the compliment, then poses like a conquering Brit, with refined expression
"I fucking drove those endangered elephants to extinction"
\r
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>>46807
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
Tries to pose heroically. Like Pic related, but with a small blue probably invisible pony on his leg
>>46809
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
>no peach rings
*turns into monster to fly up onto shoulder*
*reverts to pony form, and sits on shoulder, also posing*
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>>46814
*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
*does not look at pony*
"You're small now. But you'll be gig again. Yuge, even. And..."
*beat*
"It's not that my hand was crushed at the exact moment I needed it. It's that I can never do that again without fear of...
I want to have a horse I can mess around with"
>>46815
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>has no memory of crushing his hand
"Well that won't do at all...."
*crawls down arm*
"Come on! Stick your pinkie in."
>>46825
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
I had to use his second 4th level spell on cure serious wounds because an elephant got several good rolls against a not-fully armored Trumpaladin
*stares at the small horse making love to his pinkie*
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>>46832
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
[strained mimi-pony noises]
She doesn't respond, but she's clearly trying her hardest to impress him.
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