This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Welp, this should be fun
[1d100 = 22]
[1d100 = 22]
Goddamnit Infernius
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
Why couldn't you wait until we figured out what the hell these things are before fucking us up with them?
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>>46437
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
>16
Easily the lowest role, unsurprisingly. Allow me to amend my previous declaration of what happened.
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>inb4 infernius turns himself too stone and the enlarge only effects his one horn
Trumpaladin grabs onto his kitty and some portion of the loot as he braces for whatever the fuck was just unleashed
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
Or does kitty run after the mouse? I am not sure
>>46449
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Roll to see if the mouse distracted her.
Gust of Wind,
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
Invisible Infernius,
Infernius Flesh to Stone,
Infernius Large Size,
Summon Mouse.
For kicks, I'm gonna say that the visible mouse is staring curious at everyone on a part of the invisible giant statue of Infernius, maybe on the tail.
>>46453
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
So wait, from the party's perspective, Infernius turned invisible, and we don't know what happened to him after that?
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
>>46453
"Did he just turn himself into a floating mouse?"
Spellcraft for Torc to know what spells where cast
Until it's clear what just happened, Tracy casts Charm Animal on the mouse to bring it towards her.
"Now where did you come from?"
"Now where did you come from?"
>>46470
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
Yes, I missed the roll, but especially with Fae bouncing off shit (giving a bonus to the detect) he can tell there's a large invisible Infernius-shaped object there.
>>46478
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
I missed the roll for her to grapple because the Email field isn't long enough, so Fae spot checked but never charged
Tracy has called it forward
[1d20+27 = 28]
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
>>46474
Tracy bursts out laughing at the cat-meme.
Sleight of Hand to conceal Hand Of Glory while casting its See Invisibility.
I gtg for a while. I would say don't do anything stupid, but then you guys couldn't do anything.
[1d20+20 = 27]
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
Swallow
[1d20+25 = 45]
Grapple mouse from right in front of Tracy
Swallow
>>46485
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
>20 on a swallow
Place a cloak of resistance on Fae just in case she needs to roll a Fort save
>>46487
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
I never rolled the grapple earlier (because fucking email field is too short) so the mouse came to Tracy when called
Wait, it's in the animated gauntlet.
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
><BANG!>
"OW! Wtf is going on here?!"
*Uses See Invisibility*
>>46487
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
Yes that is a fumble, and in addition to dropping the hand she also falls over and is now prone.
While still on the ground Tracy uses her hand and peers up at the thing she hit her head on.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"
>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
"....... OH, for fuck's sake..!"
>>46493
Fae hit her head on the statue though.
>>46494
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
No, because the order to run was not complete because the fucking email field won't let me roll three dice with modifiers
>>46493
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
Thats fine, the mouse is irrelevant, and Torcuil detected invisible-giant-statue-Infernius (though isn't sure what it is yet).
<whooof> Thez reappears holding the 4 Ivory Goats, which are now clustered with obscene amounts of gems and gold.
"I fixed 'em!"
>>46499
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
"Uh, Flashy, if you will..?"
*gestures towards the general direction of the bull*
"It's a pain to move in here while this invisible fatass is petrified"
>>46502
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
Thez shows Infernius the "Better" goats. It looks like someone has layered gobs of gold on the surface of the figures, and then thrown a bunch of precious stones all over them. In some cases the gold/gems completely obscures the fact that they're goats.
"I know it looks bad, but I've got a guy for it. He bases the final design off what I give him so I just give him lots of metal and lots of stones." ^_^
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>A little bit o time
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
Trump's caster level is 17. What is the rod's?
>Want that invisibility ~sooo hard
K, so Infernius quickly reappears, shrinks down to normal, and turns back into flesh, holding the rod.
>>46520
Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
Then Infernius is free?
*rubs sore head*
"Good to see you're alive, dumb bull."
I actually g2g nao
>>46519
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
It's a Rod of wonder Tracy's faggot. It only turns you invisible if you roll an 80 to 84 on a d100. The essence of it is that you never know what you're going to get from it.
Now use your sneak and hide and move silently skills, and all your billions of items if you want to execute le Ebin super sneak attacks. Role play better
So before going anywhere with it, how available will anyone be tomorrow, and/or is there any interest in continuing it through the evening and/or further?
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
Burgers have tomorrow off is why I ask.
>>46529
There's 4. One of them looks like its running fast, one of them looks strong with big curled horns. One of them has reaaaaally long and pointy horns, and one of them is very small, like a pet goat.
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>>46530
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
I need to move back to my school year apartment and I have a seminar paper that needs to be completed soon, so if we took tonight and two days off, or just one, that would be greatly appreciated
>>46533
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
Take all the time you need. I can't guarantee that there won't be shitposting, cuz I'll be doing some of it, but we won't go nowhere. Maybe.
>>46535
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"
Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
"I don't think that rod does what you think it does"
Trumpaladin, terrified of what the foolish pony might summon, carefully removes and pockets the ring shield, and places on the ring with the flame motif
[1d100 = 62]
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are
Rolling because I'm equally curious
>>46538
Let Infernius have this one. It's truly the perfect item for him. He is beloved of the dice gods and favored by his patron deity in a way none of the rest of us are
Rolling because I'm equally curious
Did he push separate buttons on it, or did he push a single button several time?
I want to try it out.
I want to try it out.
>>46543
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass
*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
Well, to actually use the rod would require stealing it from Infetnius which opens a shit load of possible issues I'd rather avoid. I made a what-if roll to see what would happen if I did have it, however. In this case, it would have grown a field of grass
*Fae lays low in non-existent grass field stalking prey*
>>46546
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
A rod with a single, big, red, irresistable button on it that does something random every time.
>>46548
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
A rod with five functions that were generated randomly, with the list of a rod of wonder.
You wouldn't know unless you pushed the same button twice.
>>46550
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
That removes all the fun of randomness and is too OP. Just play the game and stop seeking cheats. Embrace the dice
>>46552
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
You can keep looking for cool items, but a rod that consistently has five seperate functions like that is imbalanced
>>46554
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Regardless of whatever it is, I want to press the buttons again.
Also, can I use Search to frisk NPCs for what they're carrying?
>>46570
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
You want to know if Tracy can stop people and then frisk them, so she can then steal from them.
A spot check would work for anything visible, and some concealed stuff (weapons, for example), but wouldn't work to detect other things.
>>46562
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.
>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
Armor that has flame motifs signifies armor that provides fire resistance (to a degree) to its wearer. I don't know about rings, but my best bet is that the guy who is made out of cloth and who surrounded himself with gunpowder dust wanted some measure of protection against fire damage.
>>46563
That's much better than "roll for will save"
>>46575
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
If you know how much it's worth, you've got a slight hint at what it might be.
Also, I want to use my Rogue skills.
>>46576
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.
"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"
*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
Alright, fine. I'm betting on a ring that does 5 or 10 fire-energy resistance.
"You may appraise it, but please give it back when you are done. I want to go dragon hunting some day, and I think this ring complements the one you gave me nicely"
*removes ring from finger and hands to pony*
>>46579
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
I'm open to trade, it's just that every character already is using all of their ring slots. Did you remember the ring of protection? That gives +3 or something to AC. Tracy also has one, she just prefers to wear a ring of animal friendship instead. Because you know, the odds of being engaged in Melee combat in a dungeon is much lower than needing to raise animals
Wait a minute, if King Doot is still undead, doesn't that mean the curse on his body is still active? Maybe his hands are still dangerous.
>>46592
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.
What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
Appraising a rare item would be a DC of 15, 20 or more.
What exactly does a skill mean when it says "trained only?"
>>46601
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
Resistance, since the odds of summoning a fireball are greater than the odds of summoning a melee fighter that the extra AC will be necessary for
[1d20+16 = 18]
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.
Appraise to determine its value.
[1d20+23 = 35]
Fug it
Sleight of Hand to gently lift wand from unresponsive Minotaur's hand.
Appraise to determine its value.
>>46608
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
I put 15 into Appraise so that she could quantify the value of any item she acquired (+1 Int modifier). Yes, it is a Rogue skill.
Mods are finally getting around to killing flags. Tell me now if you want to keep custom flags on the VX board so I can try to argue for a board exception
Can Torc press a button?
>>46613
F
I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
>>46613
F
I wouldn't mind keeping them, but if everyone else says "Fuck you you little bitch" I would be fine with flags being oone
Also, I am of the mind that immediately after pushing a button, if possessing the means to do so they can mark the button in some way. The rod that Lenos has bears a small cute kitty face finely scratched next to the appropriate button.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
>>46613
If they're killing flags board-wide, I would appreciate an exception for /vx/, and in particular I would go back to the derpy flag. It was to not flag-fag on the board that I got rid of it at all. Desu.
>>46617
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
>they can mark the button in some way.
THIS Is why I wanted to test it.
>Stinking cloud
"~Eeeew..."
"The TRUE power of a Rod of Wonder is when you have all the buttons pressed and marked, but you "keep pushing unmarked buttons". Technically, there are unlimited functions on them, and marking each button forces the GM to come up with new properties," Thez says, eyeballing it. "This one doesn't seem to have any marks."
>>46620
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc
More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
That's just free infinite stone skin etherealness invisibility fireball summon monster grass growing etc etc etc
More haxx than all other combined, and it takes away the fun of randomness when it can just be discovered and marked under laboratory conditions
[4d6 = 19]
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
>>46621
Under "ideal" circumstances, you're right. Take this for example.
Thez loses her balance for a moment and leans face-first along the rod pressing this many buttons.
Stuff like that happens all the time. Heck, anyone carrying the thing just added a new category to their natural 1 dice rolls.
>>46629
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
Thez is now permanently color changed, as is something else. Congratulations. Infernius will not be pleased
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