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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
923 replies and 125 files omitted.
0dklY
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No.47331
47334
>>47330
A loud clanking sound, like throwing a tool box down a stairs and knocking over a china cabinet, is heard throughout the tower
\r
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47332
>>47327
Jej! If i had some materials i would do it.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47333
47335 47336
>>47322
What's with the detection?
0dklY
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No.47334
47335
[1d20-14 = 3]
[1d20-14 = -5]
>>47331
Trumpaladin collects himself from the heap at the bottom of the stairs, puts out the fire he managed to set on himself, and continues

*moves stealthy*

>>47327
EPIC!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47335
47336
>>47333
>>47334

0dklY
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No.47336
47337 47353
equestrian_inquisition__mlp_monty_python__by_discordthege-d9syq5k.png
[1d20+23 = 38]
>>47335
>>47333
"Nopony expects the Trumpaladin Inquisition!"

HUGS PONY!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47337
47338 47339
>>47336
Tracy is still in the woods hunting owlbears, until I can reintroduce her.

Also, I think I might just play her as Chaotic Neutral again, since it'd be easier for stealth, and Neither BG or Assassin have advancement restrictions on alignment.
0dklY
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No.47338
[1d20+23 = 28]
>>47337
You had her come back and deliver a corpse. She's hugged

Rolling to continue hug
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47339
47340
>>47337
>Until I reintroduce her
Reintroduce?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47340
47341
>>47339
The comment where I had her re-enter the scene.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47341
47342 47353
1504288825213.png
>>47340
*hugs an absent Tracy*

"I missed you..."
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47342
47343 47353
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>47341
*cries*
"I don't want to lose you"
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47343
47344
>>47342
*materializes in front of him*
*Boop*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47344
47345
>>47343
reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47345
47346
>>47344
*licks nose where boop was done*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47346
47347
>>47345
*pets pony and licks back*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47347
47348
>>47346
[happy pony noises]
*nuzzles chest*
0dklY
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No.47348
47349
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>47347
D'aww

HUGS PONY
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47349
47350
>>47348
>Attack of opportunity
*boop*
0dklY
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No.47350
47351
[4d20 = 29]
>>47349
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

FULL TICKLE RESPONSE!
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47351
47352
>>47350
*rolls over and giggles, hooves pawing the air*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47352
47353
>>47351
*Wubs*

"Now where have you been?"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47353
47354 47355
bearhunting.jpg
>>47336
>>47342
>>47341
Where was he when he was looking for Tracy?
>>47352
*wipes traces of blood off of her muzzle*
"Hunting."
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47354
47356
>>47353
>>47353
>Where
I... Don't know. Time is weird here

"Now what are you hunting and why is its blood on your muzzle?"

*seems proud of himself*

"I killed two elephants"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47355
47356
>>47353
Oh. You said "where." I would assume to the location specified earlier, where the owl bear was dropped off. I think That's her room. If not, then probably in the vicinity of the airship or on it. Maybe he returned to the bar area
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47356
47357
>>47354
"Some hairy beaked thingy I saw in the woods."
*shows head through bag*
>why
"I normally only hunt on weekends, but this little glutton just always wants moar protein lately."
*holds abdomen*
>>47355
Say they're in the tower.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47357
47393
>>47356
"That's... that's a strange new animal I've never seen before. If you're craving meat we have four elephant corpses that haven't been touched yet.

Also, we have meat of our own"

*Holds up Trump brand Angus Steak, smiling as he does so, like he's posing for commercial or a cover image*

"And we can cook it"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47358
47359
Infernius should Awaken Sparkle before the party delves the dungeon again.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47359
47362
>>47358
Why?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47360
>Spakles reveals his last name to be Menendez-Alvaro
>Was smuggled in by pirates, he claims without his consent, at a very early age
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47361
47364
Hey, at the risk of sounding like a metafaggot, where does the meat for the steakhouse come from? Is there a ranch/farm near here?
Also, how are the Generals and Gestapo paid? Sure, they're willing followers, but they have to eat and sleep too.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47362
47363 47364
264DEB2C00000578-2978965-Meet_Adolf_the_poor_Chihuahua_puppy_who_is_a_canine_dopelganger_-m-24_1425466164325.jpg
>>47359
I want to develop awesome hitler-doggo's character sooner rather than later.
Also, Infernius should probably use Commune With Nature first, to test if he's worth awakening.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47363
47364 47365
1515800723762.jpg
>>47362

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47364
47365 47366 47367
>>47361
>meat
Well, there are a few possible options. Port Barry itself has farmland surrounding it. Presumably at least some of the city's food supply comes in this way. It's also at a trading cross roads, so importation would be easy. But really, it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator. At least the steak served in the Tower is probably replicator

>Payment for the Generals
My original intention was that the American Football League would collect tithes basically like a real church, except of course it's a football league, so it's more like cable subscriptions. That and merchandising. Tickets are still free. I also set up Trumpaladin to have partial ownership in industries which would give an income based off of capital. But these were paid for by loans, so interest payments kind of balances it out. And if all that fails, just use treasure money. I looked up prices of things and they mostly aren't that expensive even for many people. The Kiynen money would last many weeks.

>>47362
>>47363
Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro will be a fun character to add
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47365
47368
>>47363
Clerics can't have familiars, but Adepts can get them at lvl 2. So If he's an NPC worth having, Infernius can be his familiar.
>>47364
What's with the Spic name though? He's German.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47366
47368
>>47364
I want to hire a spellcaster to craft shit for Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47367
47368
>>47364
>it would be very easy just to send a bus boy to the tower and retrieve free steak from its replicator.
Anon.. isn't that cheating?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47368
47369 47370 47395
>>47365
Well adepts are combinations of several spell casting classes

>Appropriate name
GM said he is a Chihuahua

>>47366
I'm not perfectly sure what we can do with NPCs, although I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters. I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.

Hire Torcuil. He needs a job

>>47367
>Cheating
GM needs to learn why it's dangerous to give so much haxx
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47369
47371
>>47368
Torc is a memeber of my gestapo.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47370
47371
>>47368
>I think it's very difficult to find high level NPC spell casters.
Not according to what I see on the wikis, they're just somewhat expensive. I'm not looking for any kind of spell further than third lvl anyway.
>I would like a very basic adept for the Generals to cast "bless" and basic buff spells.
Both you and Infernius have that spell. It's what the religious PCs do before the start of every battle.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47371
47372 47373
>>47369
Well give him more work to do

>>47370
>We have that spell
And so does Fae. I want someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows and such while I'm a hell of a lot closer to the center of the action
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47372
47376
>>47371
>someone to be able to cast it right there and go through the process of distributing arrows
What does that have to do with Bless?
Also, you're the only PC who uses a bow.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47373
47374 47376
>>47371
Hes supposed to be studying rocketry.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47374
47375
>>47373
Do sorcerers get knowledge engineering?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47375
>>47374
I suppose.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47376
47377 47378
>>47372
I see the spell I really wanted - magic weapon - is not available to adepts of any level. Eh, the +1 bonus on attack rolls from having an adept makes it worth it

>>47373
>Giving an employee paid leave to "study"
Anon...
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47377
47379
>>47376
Tracy has Magic Weapon.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47378
>>47376
Its not paid leave hes magical support. And i thought you imto space?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47379
47380
>>47377
Then I'll ask a stupid question - does she have any interest in buffing Bows or Bolts for NPC archers before larger battles so they can overcome damage reduction
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47380
47381 47382
>>47379
Magic Weapon doesn't last long. You're looking for actual magic weapons.
She can only use it once a day too.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47381
47383
>>47380
Yeah it's one minute per caster level... I think. At least a minute is 10 rounds, so there could be time to cast it and move into place before an initiative roll and still have it last for a battle.

It's a Glory Domain spell, level 2, so i believe Fae will be able to cast it when she reaches Cleric Level 3, and since "Glory" is one of the two domains (the other being Law) I thought would be good choices for Elway-Columbia

>Actual Magic Weapons
I think those are relatively difficult to obtain. At least to obtain in quantity. Slovenia or someone can probably produce a decent number of Masterwork bows though
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47382
47384
>>47380
It only lasts 1 minute per caster level.
It's literally only meant for a character to be able to attack a monster with huge DR.
You could, yourself, also use Greater Magick Weapon to buff 50 arrows at once though.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47383
47386
>>47381
>Elway-Columbia
I'm pretty sure Clerics can't be polytheistic, or at least they can't choose domains from multiple deities.
Gllory is definitely Elway's domain though.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47384
>>47382
That's really all I need though

>Greater magic weapon for 50 arrows
Now that'll work!
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47385
I wish the BG spell list were as big as a Paladin of Slaughter's.. Sure, it's a prestige class, so it nerfed, but they could've given it Unholy Sword.
Then again, I guess that spell didn't exist when the class was written.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47386
47387 47403
>>47383
>Polytheism
But anon, it's not Polytheism, it's the Holy Trinity! Football, American, Elway. Or the Son, Holy Spirit and Father respectively.

Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47387
47388
>>47386
Multiform deities are treated as one god and have the same domain.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47388
47389
>>47387
Well that was my idea
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47389
47391
>>47388
I looked into deities quite a bit after killing Kefka, but didn't look very much into the worship aspect.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47390
47395 47401 47402
I found a UA page that Torc might want to read:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Item_Familiars
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47391
>>47389
The books don't seem to give very much guidance on worship or building religions. You'd think they'd try to help-out Cleric PCs a bit.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47392
927720-20animated_gif20applejack20fluttershy20my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic20omigosh20pinkie_pie20rainbow_dash20tagme.gif
Will update shortly
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47393
47419
>>47357
*humps leg*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47395
47398 47399
>>47368
Wait, what is Torc getting hired for?
>>47390
Yo, thanks for the page.
Now a question for GM when he gets back about it. You said Mr. Snek counts as Torc's familier, and of course Snek is also an item cause snek steff. What would happen if the staff became a item familier?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47397
47399
Hey, can Etherealness be used to materialize ethereal objects? I assume it can, since Devourers use that ability to travel to the material plane.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47398
47399
>>47395
Tbh, idk about Snek. He seems to bend established norms in several places.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47399
47400 47401 47402
>>47302
"Oooh, crookneck squash, and brussel sprouts, and asparagus!"
That's the first post we're responding to?
>>47316
>two more
Yes. Only two. DEFINITELY not more.
>>47395
>item familiar
A what now?
>>47397
Yes. Objects get no saving throw.
>>47398
Oh cuz that's new for this thread,....
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47400
>>47399
>not new
Wasn't say that was new, I just don't know how to apply stuff to him.
Does that Item Familiar UA apply?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47401
47404
>>47399
>what now
I was reading Unearthed Arcana and saw a variant familiars page: >>47390

Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47402
47404
>>47399
See >>47390
>yes I'm aware the answer will probaly be no
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47403
>>47386
I contest this. It should be Football, the Denver Broncos, and Elway
>>47258
Please do, I've been melancholy for days wondering if Thez' grand conclusion was gonna be turned into an ethereal statue and lost to time.
>>47250
I know those feels all too well. I'm sorry about the circumstances, but I would be quite the liar if I said I wasn't overjoyed to see dozens of "Mrs. Sentry" as I scrolled the recent posts.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47404
47406 47408
>>47402
>>47401
I've only skimmed it, but desu that seems the optimal way to explain Snek as an item/familiar/npc/mobile pistol turret
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47406
47407 47408
>>47404
If he were made intelligent, he could transform into Snek at will.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47407
>>47406
Again, I've only skimmed, but conceptually that doesn't sound disagreeable
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47408
47409 47410 47412
Okay, I have the stupidest question that will be asked all night.
How much bludgeon damage would Snek do if he was swung at an opponient from above?
>>47404
Sold.
>>47406
Sold.
Also, could Snek wheear a singular ring on his tail?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47409
47410 47411
>>47408
Can Tracy wear a ring on her tail too?
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47410
47412 47416
>>47408
>>47409
>rings
I'll allow it. Rings don't have to be worn on the hand, though outside a (what's it) Magic Hand, one can still only use 2 at a time.
>bludgeon damage
Is he in Snek form?

Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47411
47415
>>47409
Pony tails don't work that way. Unless it's going on her dock. I can see that
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47412
47414 47415 47416
>>47408
>How much bludgeon damage
Snek is a +1 Quarterstaff, and wizards are proficient in staffs.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Quarterstaff
tl;dr enough to be considered a decent weapon, despite your weak-ass NEET arms.
>>47410
>what's it
You mean a Hand of Glory?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47413
47415
Hey, since Kang Doot is still kicking, does that mean the curse on his arms are still active? I want to use his arms to make Mummy Rot weapons.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47414
>>47412
That's a good thing, because he'll need it when he's trapped in a Dimetrium cage and about to be sold as a sex slave by Griffons
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47415
47417 47421
>>47412
That's the one.
>>47413
I know it was only a few days, but gawd I missed you. Yes, his arms are still heinous. One of them is missing (unless recovered), but he's still got one dangling from a small chunk of 'flesh'.
>>47411
That's what I had imagined
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47416
47417 47418
>>47412
>>47410
No no no, damage as a snek
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47417
47420
Some monsters, like Hecatoncheires, have abilities that make them immune to almost all weapons except those tempered with the blood of a deity: does that imply that god blood can be used as an ingredient to craft superior weapons?
>>47415
She definitely would've taken those arms.
>>47416
Improvised weapon. You'd do more damage with the dagger.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47418
47420 47426
>>47416
I'm confused. Are you wielding a Snek as a weapon, or are you asking his unarmed melee damage?

0dklY
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No.47419
47422
[1d20+23 = 42]
Alright, this is probably a terrible idea, but fuck it

>>47393
Grabs tail of pony
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47420
47425
>>47417
But he's fucking huge
>>47418
>Snek as a weapon
That's exactly what I'm asking. If I somehow used snek as a club, how much damage would he do?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47421
47423 47428
>>47415
Am i on the ethereal plane?
HAaXq
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No.47422
47423 47435
[2d20 = 31]
>>47419
[yelps]
*involuntary, instinctive kick* (sorry)
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47423
47424
>>47422
reeeeee

>>47421
Just retrieve Thez, get out of there before you get soul sucked by part of the undead army waiting there, and get her where she can be de-stoned
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47424
>>47423
Thats the plan.
HAaXq
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No.47425
47426 47429
>>47420
>he's fucking huge
YUGE weapons would be impossible for medium characters like Torc to wield.
\r
WbVf3
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No.47426
47427 47430
[1d20 = 20]
>>47425
>>47418
*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47427
>>47426
Success.
*braces for hurricane*
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47428
>>47421
I didn't see the post where you actually declared his chosen action (nor the lead up where Infernius would have an idea where to even go), but sure. As long as the airship wasn't moved or anything, she should be right there, an oversized statue of a dwelf trying to correct their balance, floating in the middle of the Ethereal plane.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47429
>>47425
I have a method
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47430
47432
>>47426
D'awww, the audience wants them reunited.
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47432
>>47430
Of course, everyone loves a lub story.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47433
47434
>>47431
Why do you not want Thez to come back?
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47434
47435
>>47433
Reeeeeeee this.
0dklY
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No.47435
47438 47443
[1d20+23 = 29]
>>47422
Secondary Natural weapons have a -5, so attack fails to land.

pulls pony closer and grabs hair near base

>>47434
Retrieve your waifu. You, unlike the other one, actually heard from lenos where thez is located and ahve a motivation to get her
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47438
47444 47447
>>47435
Also, take off your armor if you're going to fug her, you AC whore.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47440
47441
>>47436
You think the Ethereal plane is bad, try finding something in Limbo ~_~
Anonymous
WbVf3
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No.47441
47448
>>47440
So is thez out of the enchantment?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47442
Fine I will reveal my method for using Snek as a weapon.
1:hold staff by the bottom end.
2:swing staff at enemy
3:transform into mr. Snek and let go
3.5: snek keeps momentum from swing
4:IMPACT
5:¿¿¿
6:Profit?

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47443
47445 47447
>>47435
>attack fails to land
Armor doesn't necessarily make attacks fail to land, it only prevents them from doing damage.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47444
47447
>>47438
That was never the intent
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47445
47447
>>47443
Whatever. For a grapple to fail, the attack has to deal damage
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47447
>>47444
>>47445
>>47443
>>47438
Whatever

*releases pony*
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47448
>>47441
Nope. A 20 didn't make the DC for the enchantment. Xp
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47449
47450 47455
>>47437
Lenos did that already
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47450
47451
>>47449
He did? I missed that one too.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47451
47452
>>47450
He cast discern location when Infernius and Trumpaladin asked him to find Thez, and found her
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47452
47453
>>47451
That wouldn't have worked. Discern location doesn't cross planes.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47453
47454
>>47452
But you said it did in >>47150

Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47454
>>47453
And now I know why. Discern Location does cross-planes.
SRh/R
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No.47455
>>47449
M8, why do you respond to comments you delet?\r
Anonymous
D5KIg
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No.47456
47457 47460
I gotta go guys.
0dklY
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No.47457
[1d20+23 = 37]
Trying again.

Grabs pony's tail little past the dock, but definitely does not "pick up" the pony, or other wise pull strongly on the tail

>>47456
You got Thez and rolled a 20 on dispel magic. That's as good as we're likely to get
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47458
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47459
47460
angel_bunny_by_moongazeponies-d45nn68.png
GM, would you mind chatting with me in rabbit some time later on?
No hurry; I'd just like to do it some time.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47460
47461
>>47456
Plz pardon my candor, which one are you?
>>47459
Sure. Just leave a mention and I'll check

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47461
>>47460
>>47460
Hash zQ3r is Infernius from an alternative IP
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47462
47463 47464
I have a request I would like to make of all players.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47463
>>47462
Shoot
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47464
1504585876918-0.jpeg
>>47462
Yes...
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47465
47466 47467
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9dh1OtM.mp4
When are we gonna make one of these?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47466
47467
>>47465
Soon, I hope.
I wonder if the library has any golem manuals.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47467
47468
>>47465
Kek, I saw that one
>>47466
Maybe some,... GM says reluctantly, worried he's authorizing something he isn't fully aware of
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47468
>>47467
But what is your question?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47469
47470 47472 47476
I read that Reincarnation or Wish could be used to change a character's race. Is this accurate? I read it in context of a UA supplement when reading about racial paragons, when it was explaining how the UA was different from normal gameplay, so I'm not sure.
>All hypothetical, no ulterior motives
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47470
47471
1515123195106.png
>>47469
>No love for the little pony
Aww
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47471
>>47470
>hypothetical
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47472
47473 47474 47475
>>47469
I'm not saying I'm now considering doing that.

BUT I WANNA FUCKING DO IT
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47473
47475 47477
>>47472
Wish can technically do anything. And Reincarnate by definition transplants an ego into a new body.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47474
47477
>>47472
>>47472
Do you not enjoy being a filly?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47475
>>47472
>>47473
Actually, I'm certain Wish would work.
In fact, Wish is the only spell that can reverse Reincarnate.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47476
47480 47481
>>47469
Reincarnation, yes. It randomly respawns the character in a new originating story, but with the same previous memories.

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47477
47478
>>47473
PREPARE FOR DE FEKKIN SCOTTISH UNICORN
>>47474
I-Is Torc the filly? I thought I was Filly
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47478
47479
>>47477
Fuck yeah I'll fuck the Scottish Unicorn

You are the filly. You are the filly
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.47479
47482 47490
>>47478
TORC-ICORN (uni-Torc?) IS NOT FOR FUCKING LEWDS
>you are the filly
YAY I AM FILLY
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47480
>>47476
What about Wish? Could it alter the bodies of living creatures, like a permanent Shapechange?
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47481
>>47476
Druid is a strange class.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47482
47483 47484
ad463a2c457f27701c572b0d497d795d1945f8e6.png
>>47479
Trumpaladin recognizes that all unicorns are for lewds
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47483
47484 47485
>>47482
Sound gay to me
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47484
47487
>>47483
This
>>47482
*humps leg*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47485
47486
1491118975161.gif
>>47483
It's a gay old time alright
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47486
47489
lNlTRkGh.jpg
>>47485
I'm starting to feel like you're literally bisexual irl, Anon.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47487
47488
>>47484
reeeee

*takes pony's tail*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47488
47489 47492
>>47487
"wh-what?"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47489
47490 47491
>>47486
You'd think so, but no. It's just fun as fuck to chase after player characters

I mean, I like some mlp stallion on stallion, but that doesn't really count. Right? Right?

>>47488
"It's okay little pony"

*holds tail hairs close together*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47490
>>47479
Shall not be infringed
>>47489
Uhm
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47491
>>47489
>that spoiler
...Really?

"Wh-what are you doing with my tail, Flashy?!"
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47492
47493 47494 47497
>>47488
*puts pony's hind over knee*

"I'm going to see if I can help keep you from getting nearly killed like you did with the mummies"

*takes out a ring of protection secured from Nancy Pelosi (since Torcuil already has one) and starts to run tail hairs though it*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47493
47496
>>47492
"I.. It's a bit tight.."
".. but it's fine, because it's from ~you.." *dreamy eyes*
Tail remains in air.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47494
47496 47499
>>47492
>cuz Tracy is the one who almost got killed
Anonymous
HAaXq
?
No.47495
47499
GM, have you been rolling our saving throws for fear affects off screen? Several of the enemies we've faced had high DC Frightful Presence, but nobody was ever effected.
0dklY
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No.47496
47498
>>47493
*tries to run hundreds of horse hairs through a simple ring*
*finally gets it on*
*dock is kind of large, a bit too big in circumference to really fit well*
*Contemplates stopping*
*Pony is basically presenting herself to him, so it's excruciating*
*figures, "fuck it" and wraps pony hairs through the ring so its held in place on the end of her tail bone*

"There you go little pony"

*tries to force tailbone down*

>>47494
She actually did.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47497
47498 47501
>>47492
Gib custom wedding ring later on, to match your Evasion Ring, so they can easily show they're engaged.
[Greedy faggot noises]
*rubs hands together*
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47498
47504
>>47496
>>47497
Serious question, what's even desirable? I would think that a ring of protection is pretty great, just maybe one custom sized to fit on a pony dock and with a higher AC rating
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47499
47500
>>47495
This is the first time you're calling me on being lazy with saving throws? We're what, 6 months in?
>>47494
Depends on the definition of "killed". Thez and Torcuil also fit the bill.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47500
47502
>>47499
I'm a faggot. Pls ignore.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47501
47502 47504
>>47497
Should she wear her wedding ring on her dog collar or on her dock? Both of them kind of say "I own you" strongly, but in different ways
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47502
47503
>>47500
I'm just saying, there've been PLENTY of saving throws I have deliberately/accidentally nerfed,... its probably a long list by now.
>>47501
The collar is less lewd desu
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47503
47506
>>47502
>Less lewd
I feel like what you're trying to say is that both should be used
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47504
>>47498
Ring of Sequestering would be /bestring/ for her, but invisibility would be alright too since Sequestering is a bit expensive.
>>47501
Wedding ring on tail-dock because lewdness.
Animal Friendship on collar because /mlp/ reference.
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47505
47507
Like the time those minions of Soros were supposed to have an aura of nauseum, or the time when (insert numerous opponents) should have cast "(insert nerf-spell)" for the umpteenth time,....
What? Its true,....
There's never a day that goes by that I don't stumble across "Hey, you forgot about this shit!"

Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47506
47507
>>47503
Yes
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47507
47508 47511
>>47505
>"A bit expensive"
>Costs 300,000 GP and requires 20 caster levels and an epic feat, costing twice as much as the ring with three Wishes in it
I'll see what I can do for ponfu

I like the ring of protection on the dock though, since it would be of "protection" and would rest over top of her vagina (since it's further down the tail bone) but of course she never practices safe sex and is against it on principle

>>47506
That's how I'm feeling

>>47505
Good thing I've buffed up saving throws
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47508
47509
>>47507
Trump turns into a newt. No saving throw. Don't worry, he'll get better by the morning.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47509
47510
>>47508
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47510
>>47509
See look? He's back to normal. ^_^
Srsly tho, I have to re-re-re-evaluate now. I'm not complaining, but atm none of it makes sense.
HAaXq
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No.47511
47512
[1d20+18 = 34]
>>47507
When you Sequester something, you hide it so it's safe and nobody but you can find it or touch it, because it's your special treasure.
*greed intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47512
47513 47514 47521
>>47511
Did mean to roll
Was going to roll to grapple newt, but was too tired.
Unless he wants it...
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47513
>>47512
Didn't*
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47514
47517 47523
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>>47512
Cuz there's anyone ITT who would fight off a cute poner, even if she was >edgy >dark
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.47515
47517
*contemplates taking advantage of Flashnewt*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47516
I totally didn't mean to attach that image, but apparently its too late so revel in the wolf-elf-girl-rapeage
HAaXq
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No.47517
47518 47521
[1d20+18 = 23]
>>47514
>>47515
Fuck it then.
Rolling to pick up newt.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47518
>>47517
Easy enough.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47519
*cradles newt in arms*
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47520
47522
Going to bed srsly,... plz keep it above the belt? ^_^
0dklY
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No.47521
47523
[1d20+17 = 37]
>>47512
>>47512
Kek. He got better I think

>>47517
Uh. Uh. Counter grapple?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47522
>>47520
>Wants to talk about belts
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47523
47525
>>47514
It's a weird question, but do Drow bleed red? I see them painted with blue or purple blushes pretty often.
>>47521
>Dat modifier.
You don't have any of that while you're a freaking newt, but that natural 20 implies that you have somehow managed to overpower her.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47524
47527
I think I'll go to bed as well...
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47525
>>47523
>>47523
*Manuevers around horse's behind horses neck, grabs her by the collar, and puts her down on the ground*
"Good girl"

*Stays hidden in mane of pony*
*pets her sort of*
*eventually curls up and falls asleep on poner*

>modifier
Well, it's his base attack bonus with no strength modifier. There should probably be a high negative size modifier though
Anonymous
bCuYB
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No.47526
47528
I can't facetiously post shit, everything is taken literal Xp
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47527
>>47524
>Rides vulnerable pony to bed
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47528
1ab2ed1b7c0bbc48a011146b626f1d8a.jpg
>>47526
It's more fun this way.


Pic entirely unrelated (I just like it)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47529
47530
*goes to bed for real*
Anonymous
bCuYB
?
No.47530
>>47529
I've heard said that b4
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47531
47533
So about that question with the Hecatoncheires..?
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47533
47534
>>47531
Like where the hell are you going to get god blood?
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47534
47535
>>47533
>Kefka's leftovers
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47535
47536 47537
>>47534
Kefka ain't a god and never was one. He was only referred to as a god in the metaphorical sense of having very strong powers. But he was human

Gods don't bleed, and they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47536
47538
kefka_palazzo__god_form__by_azraelwingeddeath-d8p4sgq.jpg
>>47535
GM said that Kefka was literally a god.
He used Life Drain: a Divine Power, which would've meant he had at least 1 divine rank. Creatures with 1-5 ranks are considered to be demigods.
>He was human
Doe he look human to you? He looks like an ebil demigod, if I ever saw one.
>gods don't bleed
Then what's with that description with the Hecatoncheires? There must be some way to acquire bloodforged weapons, if that's one of two listed weapons that could harm them.
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47537
47538 47557
>>47535
>they don't die when they roll a 4 on a fort save for an implosion spell
A rank 1 demigod could plausibly be killed by that, especially if he were naive enough and had just been shot in the head moments earlier. It was said that he'd momentarily lost his spell resistance in that time.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47538
47539 47541 47557
>>47536
I think you're misinterpreting GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPY4F3M3Q

We've seen several images, but most show what appears to be an underweight human male of European breed.

A demi-god ain't a god, and it's blood ain't good enough for whatever ebin haxx you want

>>47537
I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
Anonymous
HAaXq
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No.47539
47540 47557 47620
>>47538
>I'd think a demigod would prepare for something as basic as rolling a fort save
I think he was just really fucking vain and underestimated the party. He did't even use items.