This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.
Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.
There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.
The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.
Players should roll a d100
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>>46836[strained micro-pony noises]
*bounces*
>>46837*pets pony with index finger of other hand*
"I admit you're cute sometimes"
>>46829You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
>>46838[happy micro-pony noises]
>>46839On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off
>>46840*Wiggles pinkie*
"But I still don't feel comfortable"
>>46841*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
>>46842*sighes*
*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
>>46843[painedful moning]
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*writhes*
>>46844*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
>>46845*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"Th-that's better.."
>>46846"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
>>46847"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony
Caster check
[1d20 = 11][1d20 = 8][1d20 = 8]>>46852Pony should be full sized now
grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
>>46851I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now
>>46854Fucks pony
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow
How do we fix Thez?
>>46858Trumpaladin says to pony
"I forgive you I guess"Not in words, but in semen
>>46862Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
[1d20 = 6]>>46860Boop
Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
>>46866I don't know
It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
>>46865My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
>>46868Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
>>46873It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
>>46870>>46870It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?
>>46869I should ban myself for this post
>>46872Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade.
AUTISM>>46874Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
>>46875You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
>>46875WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
>>46880Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
>>46880I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
>>46880>>46882Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you
not get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
>>46613Me.
>>46883*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*
>>46890Hitler trips are always nice
>>46893Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~
Alright. Just that one facepalm by Thez resulted in the following effects which Infernius is now trying to remove:
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.
Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.
You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.
>>46895Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects
non-living objects.
I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
>>46896Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.
>elephantsAlright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
>>46897Touché
Stop Tracy from... Doing what?
>>46898There was a point where Thez stepped on Tracy, to pin her down; that never happened.
>>46899I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
>>46901Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
>>46903>beat her fine sized hide checkWhen she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check.
Not while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
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>>46905Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
>>46905Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
>>46906Looking back at the record, Tracy would have had an additional two or possibly three rounds before Fae would have been able to pounce
>>46908>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:BlindedIt normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
When the rod say that butterflies blind everyone, does that mean plp couldn't see through the butterflies, or the butterflies had some kind of magic/effect that blinded plp?
>mfw I just realized I should've been using Use Magick Device (ranks maxed-out) checks when activating the rod blindly
>>46913Perfect
>>46910Its concealment like the dust cloud.
>>46914>PerfectNoted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
>>46917... Infernius has a caster lvl of 17, right?
>>46917For kicks I rolled a live dice; it was a 2. In either case its a fail.
>>46909>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open itTom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery pony
Dragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanicsI just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.\r
[Read more] >>46925>>46924You can't just roll again
>>46923Oh well, next time. There's way too much autism to rewrite it now
>>46923Hide doesn't necessarily take so much time. You can do it as part of another action.
>>46926Why though.
Ok i bring statue thez back to the tower.
[1d20+20 = 33]
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
>>46929The DC should be 25.
Was Tracy able to un-stone Thez?
>>46930>>46928Where
is Thez? She vanished shortly after being made a statue, and I don't mean invisible.
>>46932She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...
I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted. >>46926>tfw there's so much autism you've reached saturation and are unable to add more>>46927I see. So Tracy could have won. Still would have been fun
>>46932We'll get 'em next time
>>46936Is there a bunsen burner I can place under this thread?
>>46932"Tracy this all your fault!"
"Gibe back rod, me go to find thez."
>>46937You mean other than the wonder rod?
>>46938>tfw to the party's best knowledge, Thez may have just teleported away.... Well, the first step would be for the party to figure out wtf just happened before and since Thez disappeared.
Someone open the the dialogue.
>>46938"It's not
ALL my fault. Thez was the first one to touch it."
Fuck!
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
>>46939Oh that'd do it. It would take good luck to recreate the set though
>>46941"Sadly that's true. You go playing around with wonderous powers bad things can happen. Anyways, we can try again when the wizard gets here or tomorrow"
Where is the party right now anyway?
>>46942The party has gone much longer periods without Thez. Much longer. It can wait a day
>>46944Last I knew, on the deck of the airship.
>>46944Still in the dungeon i guess.
>>46945Reeeeeeee
>>46947No, I lost track at the airship, which is still possible despite Tracy's shenanigens.
>>46948Where was staue thez at? Thats where infernuis is.
[1d20 = 18]>>46948>>46946What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably
>>46951Bitch slap pony
>>46950For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
>>46950"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
>>46952>Why would they be on the airship?They were transporting the loot to the tower.
>>46955Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
>>46955>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happenedWrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
>>46956I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down
>>46950>>46957"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"
>>46958Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
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>>46957>no greenOh, thank Elway not that.
>>46959The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
>>46957It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."
>>46958Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the
first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
>>46962"Alright"
>>46961"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
>>46963>first thing that happened is everyone was blindedFuck. That makes it moar difficult.
>>46964>>46962"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"
>>46966"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
>>46968*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.
Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.
First come first serve.
>>46968You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
>>46971>>46972K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
>>46977YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
>>46978"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
>>46980You are carrying the ivory.
*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
>>46980"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
>>47002She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..
... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
>>47002>>47003>>47000For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
>>47004She's not invisibleShe's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
... on the ethereal plane
>>47007Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...
I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
>>47007>>47008>>47009>>47010If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.
Oh well. Thez is fucked
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit
You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
>>47022>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo itGM already said that wouldn't work.
The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
>>47025Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
>>47026Lenos's faggot just got here im lost whats going on
>>47056Drama. Just ignore it
They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back
>>47056"We found a rod of wonder"
>>47056Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
>>47060So we wonder what it does or why we use it?
>>47056Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
>>47061>>47061Techinally Thez and Tracy went batshit with the rod of wonder, but yes
\r
>>47062Sorry couldnt help making a pun
>>47062Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
>>47065So yeah, get Thez back. She seems to have pressed every button. Or many of them at least
>>47067We need to know what happened to Thez, and if she's even present first.
I believe lebos was last seen drinking on the airship correct?
>>47063"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way
somehow to the airship
>>47068There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
>>47075
Apparently not allowed.
How do (YOU) suppose we fix Thez then?
>>47078How would he know what's going on?
>>47079How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
>>47079Cuz he's got a similar rod desu
>>47085Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
>>47076I thought you meant to pilot somewhere.
>>47090>pic related >>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
>>47092Okay, we get it
You hate me
I hate you
Now can we get back to the situation at hand?
>>47092>>47093I hate all of you to a certain degree, there's nothing unhealthy about that.
>>47091Nah, just wanted to go to check for damage
>>47095The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
>>47094Same. Infernius and his faggot are definatrly the hardest to hate though
>>47100I heard before you didn't like that Korak fellow. Can you tell us a little about that?
[1d20+18 = 29]>>47096Chain? You mean the one that fires the cannons?
Engineering check for how the hell to do that
>>47098>returns favor>>47101As the one who killed him, I would like too know more.
>>47103And then ran a2ay before i could return his bullet
I need to go friends meatspace calls.
>>47102That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
>>47102Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there
>>47103>>47104Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough
In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend
Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part >>47093That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of
everything always brings all the attention back to
you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?
>>47097Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
[Read more] >>47107You do realize what I am right
>>47104Kek
>>47105Au revoir, faguette
>>47106Are they standard or magic cannonballs?
Also, could lenos make another gun or should Torc visit the gnomes again?
>>47107Especially since it was a shitpost
>>47108>All this spergingTake your medication anon
>>47109Chaotic Neutral?
>>47111Well that and other things