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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
923 replies and 127 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46837
46838
>>46836
[strained micro-pony noises]
*bounces*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46838
46840
>>46837
*pets pony with index finger of other hand*

"I admit you're cute sometimes"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46839
46841
>>46829
You could've also cast Heal Mount, fyi.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46840
46841
>>46838
[happy micro-pony noises]
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46841
46842
>>46839
On Fae, yes. But for her I just had her cast heal light wounds on herself, do a basic heal check, and send her to sleep it off

>>46840
*Wiggles pinkie*

"But I still don't feel comfortable"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46842
46843
>>46841
*sad face*
"Well, I don't know what else I can do for you, Flashy..."
*crosses arms and pouts in frustration, adorably*
"..I wish I could help somehow.."
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46843
46844
>>46842
*sighes*

*grabs pony with other hand, and pumps her up and down on his pinkie, so that now she's just about in danger of being harmed by the pinkie*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46844
46845
>>46843
[painedful moning]
"..A-Ah..! F-flashy..! N-not so fast!"
*writhes*
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46845
46846
>>46844
*slows down so as not to hurt pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46846
46847
>>46845
*tears stream a bit, then cease*
[slightly-sore pony noises]
"Th-that's better.."

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46847
46848
>>46846
"That's how I cam feel with bigger you sometimes. Be careful"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46848
46849
>>46847
"D-don't worry, F-flashy..! Your f-fingers are safe with me..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46849
46852
>>46848
"They better be"
X4Dhk
?
No.46850
[1d20 = 7]
Fuck it. Cast dispel magic on pony

Caster check
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46851
46854 46855 46858
e_e'
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46852
46853
>>46849
strained expression
*nods*
X4Dhk
?
No.46853
[1d20 = 11]
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20 = 8]
>>46852
Pony should be full sized now

grab, pin, and penetrate pony with amazing modifiers
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46854
46855
>>46851
... I'm sorry...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46855
46856
>>46851
I made it less weird. It's just ordinary human on pony erotic role play now

>>46854
Fucks pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46856
46857
>>46855
"..U-unf..!"
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46857
>>46856
*humps pony*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46858
46859 46862
725398__safe_solo_cute_sad_coco pommel_artist-colon-xwhitedreamsx_cocobetes.jpeg
>>46851
... Are you mad at me?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46859
>>46858
*sexual noises*

*humps pony*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46860
46865
"Oh hurry up already, I wanna beat on both of you." e_e
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46861
>tfw deserve to get plot kicked, but have to get up early to assist with a Manatee tour tomorrow

How do we fix Thez?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46862
46863
>>46858
Trumpaladin says to pony

"I forgive you I guess"

Not in words, but in semen
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46863
>>46862
Try Dispel Magick
She we can use Break enchantment to un-green her tomorrow.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46864
237_preview.png
>tfw crimson sky will probably be over before she's fixed
Thez' feels/face when
X4Dhk
?
No.46865
46866 46868 46870
[1d20 = 6]
>>46860
Boop

Dispel magic on green dwelf that got herself stoned
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46866
46867
>>46865
Does that work?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46867
1513041690596.png
>>46866
I don't know

It's Infernius's waifu, so he can have the honor if it doesn't
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46868
46869 46872
thez1.png
>>46865
My bad, I realized it as soon as I posted
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46869
46875
>>46868
Cute

What's the seduction DC on Thez out of curiousity?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46870
46875
>>46865
Fail, btw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46872
46876
thezpone.png
>>46868
Cleaned-up a bit
I may've made it too green though..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46873
46874
>>46666
Satan quads ftw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46874
46876
>>46873
It originally said "pls gib rod", but Trump's faggot immediately edited it to something a bit more appropriate...
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46875
46877 46878
1514967126998.png
>>46870
>>46870
It'n his caster level like 7 or 14?

>>46869
I should ban myself for this post
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46876
46913
>>46872
Thats better. In fact, eyes should be greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade. AUTISM
>>46874
Thats,... not as exciting, but still funny
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46877
>>46875
You start casting spells at lvl 5, so I think it's 12.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46878
>>46875
WIth a 6, he didn't beat the dood who made the rod. Thez-tue is still a thing, and Trump can't try again for 24 hours.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46879
">REEEEEEs in statue"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46880
46881 46882 46883
I gotta take care of see cattle tomorrow, so signing off for tonight.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46881
>>46880
Night you insufferable bastard who I'm gonna spend hours catching up on ur shenanigens
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46882
46883
>>46880
I have to move and complete a paper tomorrow likewise
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46883
46888
>>46880
>>46882
Both of you, thank you and take care. Blessings of all the entities that witnessed you not get blown up and triumph. Until next; shitposts, meta, and development only.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46888
46890
>>46613
Me.
>>46883
*boops thez*
*casts break enchantment*

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46890
46893
>>46888
Hitler trips even
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46893
46894
>>46890
Hitler trips are always nice
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46894
46917
>>46893
Yeah, but he still has to roll a caster level check. ^_~
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46895
46896
Alright. Just that one facepalm by Thez resulted in the following effects which Infernius is now trying to remove:
Thez was turned into a statue, was covered with faerie fire, will be growing leaves for the next 24 hours, was then made ethereal, could then be detected thinking "WTF, SRSLY", and was then Enlarged.

Also, 2 hits of stinking cloud, Internius was made invisible again, a lightning bolt went off, a fireball, a darkness spell a little ways off. Oh and 3 hits of everyone is blind.

You can see how being blind might have modified the outcome a bit. You can see why I wanted players to wait before spastically running off and declaring action series after action series after action series and continuing on regardless of other players or me having the methodical chance to respond or act.

Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46896
46897
>>46895
Trump and Fae didn't renter the room until an elephant was summoned by Tracy, and then hopefully stayed the hell away from the line of fire. The etherealness does not affect the wielder. It exclusively affects non-living objects.

I like the timeline where Trumpaladin and Fae kill four African elephants better
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46897
46898
>>46896
Thez was made a statue. The only reason her thoughts were detected is because it happened at the same time.
>elephants
Alright, but that also means that Thez was still an ethereal statue and unable to stop Tracy
Anonymous
OO0m/
?
No.46898
46899
>>46897
Touché

Stop Tracy from... Doing what?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46899
46901
>>46898
There was a point where Thez stepped on Tracy, to pin her down; that never happened.
Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.46901
46903
>>46899
I think while that was happening while I was doing the gladiatorial combat. Tracy probably would have gotten a few more button mashes in before that finished, but when it would have, Fae would have been commanded to play Tom and Jerry with Tracy. Tracy's rampage would have ended instantly with a pounce and grapple, followed by an endless series of opposing grapple and escape artist checks until Tracy eventually both patrolled Fae on a grapple check and a spot check
Mrs. Sentry
1I7Om
?
No.46903
46904 46905
>>46901
Tracy would've only stopped after she'd pushed every button, and then stopped as soon as she came to her senses no longer having random buttons to experiment with.
The elephants we're a distraction, although Fae still would've had to beat Tracy's fine-sized Hide check.
That Stinking Cloud probably would've negated scent-searching.
ITiwd
?
No.46904
>>46903
>beat her fine sized hide check
When she escapes into the grass after winning a grapple check. Not while she's bouncing up and down on a rod shooting out magic and shit. She'd be easy prey then
\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46905
46906 46908
>>46903
And the blindness?
Mrs. Sentry
1I7Om
?
No.46906
46908
>>46905
Wouldn't have stopped her from pressing all of the buttons, desu, but may have stopped her from being able to memorize buttons after that point.
Anonymous
ITiwd
?
No.46908
46909
>>46905
Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?

>>46906
Looking back at the record, Tracy would have had an additional two or possibly three rounds before Fae would have been able to pounce

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46909
46923
Spoilered
>>46908
>Does blindness reduce the efficacy of escape artist checks?
According to da rules, just a -4 penalty, if any at all.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Blinded
It normally would've denied her her Dex bonus to AC, but Tracy also has Improved Uncanny Dodge, so she retains her Dex bonus even while flat footed and unable to see or hear her attacker.
She's a slippery little pony.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46910
46914
When the rod say that butterflies blind everyone, does that mean plp couldn't see through the butterflies, or the butterflies had some kind of magic/effect that blinded plp?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46911
416835__safe_artist-colon-mysteryben_derpy hooves_animated_epic derpy_epic rage time_female_mare_pegasus_pony_reaction image_shit just got real_solo_un.gif
>mfw I just realized I should've been using Use Magick Device (ranks maxed-out) checks when activating the rod blindly
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46913
46914
thezpone1.png
>>46876
>greener still and darker, almost like a really dark jade.
Like this?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46914
46915
>>46913
Perfect
>>46910
Its concealment like the dust cloud.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46915
>>46914
>Perfect
Noted for the future.
I get all kinds of colors when I look up "jasper", but I knew it was a darkish blue-green.
WbVf3
?
No.46917
46918 46922
[1d20 = 3]
>>46894

Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46918
46920
>>46917
... Infernius has a caster lvl of 17, right?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46919
46921
I g2g
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46920
>>46918
Yea i do.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46921
>>46919
Stay safe goyim.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46922
46924
>>46917
For kicks I rolled a live dice; it was a 2. In either case its a fail.
0dklY
?
No.46923
46926 46927
somnambula_and_the_sphinx_by_wubcakeva-dbmb4kc.png
>>46909
>That scary AF spoiled image that still startles me when I open it

Tom and Jerry would have been a fun game to play. Fae could first pounce with a touch attack. Tiny Tracy would have had a very high Touch AC because of dexterity and the small size, but Fae should still have succeeded with a 2 or higher. Then, Fae's +25 grapple against Tracy's +23 escape artist. If Fae won that check, Tracy would be held in Fae's mouth the next round. Fae could attempt a swallow that round, which is really just a grapple check. If Tracy won she'd be free but would be next to Fae and would have used her standard action to get free, meaning she couldn't hide and Fae could try to catch her again. If Fae won the swallow, then Tracy would be even more in a hold, and winning a grapple check after that would just return her to the mouth. Tracy should eventually win when she escapes into the Elephant grass and hides, since she'd probably win an opposed spot check thanks to insane modifiers. It would have been fun to play Tom and Jerry with the super slippery pony

Dragonnes don't have the "swallow whole"
special or "improved grapple," but I really don't see why the mechanics can't be applied to a monster who is three size classes larger than her opponent and using the standard grapple mechanics


I just realized while typing this that the game was far more in the cat's favor than the mouse, because escape artist consumes a standard action, meaning Tracy could run after succeeding but would just be pounced again and begin the process again; she wouldn't have time to hide and therefore win the game. Eh.
\r
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46924
46925 46926
>>46922
[Dice1d20]
WbVf3
?
No.46925
46926
[1d20 = 13]
>>46924

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46926
46928 46934
>>46925
>>46924
You can't just roll again
>>46923
Oh well, next time. There's way too much autism to rewrite it now
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46927
46934
>>46923
Hide doesn't necessarily take so much time. You can do it as part of another action.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46928
46932
>>46926
Why though.
Ok i bring statue thez back to the tower.
HAaXq
?
No.46929
46930 46931
[1d20+20 = 33]
Rolling Use Magick Device to activate the rod blindly and press the right button for the Stone to Flesh affect on Thez.
It gets an additional +2 because Tracy's used the rod before.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46930
46932
>>46929
The DC should be 25.
Was Tracy able to un-stone Thez?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46931
>>46929
>should be a 23 modifier, but I fucked up
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46932
46933 46934 46938
>>46930
>>46928
Where is Thez? She vanished shortly after being made a statue, and I don't mean invisible.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46933
46935
>>46932
She counts as a non-living object?
Well fug...
I had an action earlier where Tracy became ethereal on her own volition, but that was deleted.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46934
46936
>>46926
>tfw there's so much autism you've reached saturation and are unable to add more

>>46927
I see. So Tracy could have won. Still would have been fun

>>46932
We'll get 'em next time
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46935
statue.png
>>46933
>REEEEEs in statue
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46936
46937
>>46934
>saturation
Heat the solution.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46937
46939
1512979312642.png
>>46936
Is there a bunsen burner I can place under this thread?
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46938
46941
>>46932
"Tracy this all your fault!"
"Gibe back rod, me go to find thez."
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46939
46943
>>46937
You mean other than the wonder rod?
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46941
46943 46949
>>46938
>tfw to the party's best knowledge, Thez may have just teleported away.
... Well, the first step would be for the party to figure out wtf just happened before and since Thez disappeared.
Someone open the the dialogue.
>>46938
"It's not ALL my fault. Thez was the first one to touch it."
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46942
46945
Fuck!
Even if Tracy had a motivation to become Ethereal atm and immediately see Thez, wouldn't she still be invisible?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46943
>>46939
Oh that'd do it. It would take good luck to recreate the set though

>>46941
"Sadly that's true. You go playing around with wonderous powers bad things can happen. Anyways, we can try again when the wizard gets here or tomorrow"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46944
46946 46947
Where is the party right now anyway?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46945
46947
>>46942
The party has gone much longer periods without Thez. Much longer. It can wait a day
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46946
46952
>>46944
Last I knew, on the deck of the airship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46947
46948
>>46944
Still in the dungeon i guess.
>>46945
Reeeeeeee
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46948
46950 46952
>>46947
No, I lost track at the airship, which is still possible despite Tracy's shenanigens.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46949
46951
>>46941
"Gibe back ROD!"
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46950
46953 46955 46959
>>46948
Where was staue thez at? Thats where infernuis is.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46951
46952
1515981895219-0.png
>>46949
"NO!"
0dklY
?
No.46952
46954 46956
[1d20 = 18]
>>46948
>>46946
What? No. Why would they be on the airship? They are in the Tower probably

>>46951
Bitch slap pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46953
>>46950
For the sake of continuity, let's assume Infernius just came out of the toilet in the next room.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46954
>>46952
[unfs in pain]
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46955
46957 46958 46962
>>46950
"Hey, I killed four African Elephants! FOUR! Fae helped. Also Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46956
46959
>>46952
>Why would they be on the airship?
They were transporting the loot to the tower.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46957
46959 46960 46962
>>46955
Actually, no green; I went over the rolls twice and she missed the green roll (but got statue'd)
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46958
46959 46963
>>46955
>Tracy turned your waifu into a green statue and disappeared her or something. I'm not really clear on what happened
Wrong.
Thez did that to herself.
And the first thing that happened was her turning invisible, so there's no way for them to know what else happened to her.
0dklY
?
No.46959
46961
>>46956
I did not have the airship in mind. Anyays, the airship is too small for Jumaji shit like what went down

>>46950
>>46957
"Oh Thank God! She dodged the green bullet"

>>46958
Eh. I'm not really clear on what happened
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46960
>>46957
>no green
Oh, thank Elway not that.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46961
46964
>>46959
The airship is like a smallish cruise ship.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46962
46964 46966
>>46957
It doesnt matter to Infernuis what color she is. She's an honorary aryan no matter what.
>>46955
"Pls help get rod back from hores so me can find thez."

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46963
46965
>>46958
Also not true, the first thing that happened was she was turned into a statue (well, the first thing that happened is everyone was blinded, the statue was #2). The invis was Infernius, cuz he was the one holding the rod (he's still invisible btw).
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46964
46966
>>46962
"Alright"

>>46961
"Tracy... Give the rod back to Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46965
>>46963
>first thing that happened is everyone was blinded
Fuck. That makes it moar difficult.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46966
46967
>>46964
>>46962
"B-b-b-but.. I love this Rod..!"

Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46967
46976
>>46966
"But Infernius Loves Thez more than you love, well, basically anything. Even more than you love being a pain in the ass for the rest of us, and that's saying a lot. Unless you want it literally taken from your dead body, you should give it back to him"
HAaXq
?
No.46968
46969 46973
[1d20+23 = 35]
She used that Ethereal button a couple times since Thez, but she would've only been able to target the grass.
"Let's get rid off all this goddamn salad getting in way first."
Rolling Use Magick Device to press the button to make the Grass disappear across the room, because that's what she thinks it does.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46969
>>46968
*walks across room, making grass disappear ghostly as she does*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46970
46971 46972 46974 47058
By the way, I would like players to make a choice.

Purple, Red, Light-Green, Blue, Dark-Green, Light-Blue.

First come first serve.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46971
46975
>>46970
Light blue.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46972
46975
>>46970
Red
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46973
>>46968
You would need a 45 on a perception check to detect a single blade of grass disappearing in correlation with the rod. Sorry, but roll a 20.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46974
>>46970
Purple?
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46975
>>46971
>>46972
K. If you're wondering, its cuz I weight-tested my live dice and I picked the sets with the best weight. Those dice will hence be wrt that player.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46976
>>46967
"Thank you brad."
HAaXq
?
No.46977
46978
[1d20 = 20]
*prays for natural 20*
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46978
46979 46980 46981
>>46977
YES!
Tracy goes about the room repeatedly flicking the button with intent to make all of the generated objects disappear.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46979
>>46978
god dammit
Carry on
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46980
46982 46983
>>46978
"No! Fuck You! This is MY ivory!"
0dklY
?
No.46981
[1d20+22 = 27]
>>46978
Grabs rod from pony
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46982
46984
>>46980
You are carrying the ivory.

*continues to make junk disappear, walking all across the room as she does*
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.46983
46984 46986
>>46980
"C- can me have enough to carve ring"
0dklY
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No.46984
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>46983
"Oh we've got plenty"

>>46982
Grabs the rod
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46986
>>46983
"And here's the rod"

*hands rod*
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.46993
>>46992
See >>46991

Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47002
47004 47005
>>46997
That is a perfectly plausible and incorrect theory
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
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No.47003
47005
>>46999
Of course she would've undone it immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47004
47007
>>47002
She's ethereal, petrified, and invisible to boot. Nobody knows what happened to her.
... Well fug..

... Miracle..? It can reverse/halt catastrophes; and I think this counts as one.
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47005
47006
>>47002
>>47003
>>47000
For Fuck's Sake, just ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47006
>>47005
... That might work..
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47007
47009 47011
>>47004
She's not invisible
She's petrified, enlarged, and has faerie fire cast on her.
Also, one generally has to be able to point toward the catastrophe. The power of christ needs something to compel.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47008
47010 47011
... on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
eaztH
?
No.47009
47011
>>47007
Considering the mess, the entire room could count as the catastrophe...

I guess it's a little too Deus Ex Machina..
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47010
47011
>>47008
Etheral jaunt?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47011
>>47007
>>47008
>>47009
>>47010
If only there were someone who knew what a rod of wonder was.A person of Incredible magical ability. So magical in fact, that he had a rod of wonder of his own, except he actually knows how to fucking use it. He even has the buttons marked, like one to summon a stream of cats. A Mystic Theurgist perhaps. And if only such a person were constantly available in the tower.

Oh well. Thez is fucked
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47022
47025
>>47021
Yeah exactly. Fuck ethereal jaunt to steal shit

You can
1. Ask lenos
2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47024
>>47023
Quick draw
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47025
47028
>>47022
>2. Point the rod in the direction of Thez and press buttons as a "try everything" to undo it
GM already said that wouldn't work.

The party needs to be aware that Thez is ethrereal so that Infernius can juant to her and cast Break Enchantment.
Anonymous
WbVf3
?
No.47026
47056
Infernuis flies to the tower and looks for lennos.
Is lennos faggot here?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47028
>>47025
Give me a reason there would be no attempt to ask a wizard or sorcerer what the rod does. Give me one solid reason. One solid reason
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47053
>_<
e_e#
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47056
47059 47060 47061 47063
>>47026
Lenos's faggot just got here im lost whats going on
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47058
>>46970
Dark-green

What do I win?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47059
>>47056
Drama. Just ignore it

They were fucking around with a rod of wonder and got Thez ethereal invisible green and petrified. Now they can't get her back

Anonymous
D5KIg
?
No.47060
47062
>>47056
"We found a rod of wonder"
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47061
47064
>>47056
Hell
Torc died once, we killed a bunnch of mummys, a rod of wonder went batshit, and Trump and Tracy's faggots are fighting again
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47062
47065 47066
>>47060
So we wonder what it does or why we use it?
HAaXq
?
No.47063
47070
>>47056
Currently, Thez is on the airship, petrified, enlarged and ethereal due to activating several effects of a Rod of wonder activating on herself at once. None of the other characters are aware of what happened to her, other than that she suddenly disappeared (could've just dimensional-doored for all they know).
The room fucking stinks and there's tall grass, dead elephants, butterflies, scorch marks, and a whole other list of bullcrap generated by the rod having been activated more than a hundred times since Tez disappeared in an attempt to figure out what all the buttons do.
0dklY
?
No.47064
>>47061
>>47061
Techinally Thez and Tracy went batshit with the rod of wonder, but yes
\r
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47065
47067
>>47062
Sorry couldnt help making a pun
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47066
>>47062
Tracy has discovered what about half of the buttons do after a psychopathic rampage, but nobody knows what happened to Thez, so they can't even begin to think of how to fix her, since they don't even know where she is.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47067
47068
>>47065
So yeah, get Thez back. She seems to have pressed every button. Or many of them at least
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47068
47071
>>47067
We need to know what happened to Thez, and if she's even present first.
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47069
47072 47073
I believe lebos was last seen drinking on the airship correct?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47070
47074
>>47063
"Fuck this shit. I'm retreating with my snek to the airship."
Torc finds his way somehow to the airship
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47071
>>47068
There's just no way at all to even know what happened to her. The best we could hope for is just to present the object to her and say "Thez is missing and this thing did it"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47072
>>47069
Correct
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47073
>>47069
I think.
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47074
47076
>>47070
Destination?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47076
47091
>>47074
Uh, the airship?
I guess the top deck
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47077
47078
>>47075
Apparently not allowed.
How do (YOU) suppose we fix Thez then?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47078
47079
>>47077
Ask Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47079
47080 47083
>>47078
How would he know what's going on?
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47080
>>47079
How would the players? Just say "a bunch of things happened to Thez because of this rod and I was out of the room when it happened but she doesn't seem to be there anymore. Do you know what this thing is, what it did, and how it might be reversed?"
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47083
47085
>>47079
Cuz he's got a similar rod desu

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47085
47088
>>47083
Interesting
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47088
>>47085
Its the same rod that filled the tower with Kittens at one point
>>47087
Not endorsing, or even tacitly accepting, but consider it a presidential line-item veto?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47091
47095
983092.gif
>>47076
I thought you meant to pilot somewhere.
>>47090
>pic related
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47092
47093 47094
>>47090
>personal
Thyat's exactly what makes it so petty.
I've seen plenty of about 4chan janitors acting like narcissistic, egotistical kikes because it was the only degree of control or security they had over anything in their lives, but you perform above and beyond the stereotype.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47093
47094 47108
>>47092
Okay, we get it

You hate me

I hate you

Now can we get back to the situation at hand?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47094
47097 47098 47100
>>47092
>>47093
I hate all of you to a certain degree, there's nothing unhealthy about that.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47095
47096
>>47091
Nah, just wanted to go to check for damage
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47096
47102
>>47095
The second cannon is shot,... literally. The chain-mechanism should be disengaged before the whole place blows up. Other than that, the ship has sustained no damage and everything is normal.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47097
47098 47099 47108
>>47094
Same. Infernius and his faggot are definatrly the hardest to hate though
Anonymous
0dklY
?
No.47098
47099 47102
>>47097
>>47094
*hugs*
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.47099
>>47097
>>47098
Uncontestable
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47100
47101
>>47094
Ditto
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47101
47102 47103
>>47100
I heard before you didn't like that Korak fellow. Can you tell us a little about that?
i+WMZ
?
No.47102
47106 47107
[1d20+18 = 29]
>>47096
Chain? You mean the one that fires the cannons?
Engineering check for how the hell to do that
>>47098
>returns favor
>>47101
As the one who killed him, I would like too know more.
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47103
47104 47107
>>47101
The bastard shot me once
Anonymous
4FlrD
?
No.47104
47107 47110
>>47103
And then ran a2ay before i could return his bullet
Anonymous
D5KIg
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No.47105
47110
I need to go friends meatspace calls.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.47106
47110
>>47102
That'll do, its just a relay-pin to disconnect a cannon. Easy fix. 13 cannons operational, and 1 volley with an extra round. 3 shots remain in the forward cannons.
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47107
47109 47110
>>47102
Do you think you could fix the cannon? GM tipped his hand in suggesting they were of gnomish manufacture. I think we could acquire projectiles from there

>>47103
>>47104
Only once? I'm not sure if that's enough

In fairness, when a player shot me, I had him mauled to death, and then stole his sort of girl friend Which was kind of an extreme overreaction on my part
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.47108
47111 47117
8cf9f180b43175fafdfd998757a6b366--country-life-country-living.jpg
>>47093
That's beside the point, goddammit!
You take everything so personal that you're willing to stoop to any level to make yourself feel good in the end; that is what I hate about you. You're a narcisistic control freak who gets bent out of shape about rules that don't even exist, because it makes you feel like you've lost some kind of battle.
To be honest, other than your insistence on getting in the way of posters's playing/shitposting, I really don't hate you at all, Anon; in fact, I really don't care one bit, Anon. You're tendency to take everything so personally that you have to use outside influence to interfere with board traffic on the basis of what is (((fair))) is what I find unacceptable though. As long as I'm allowed to play/shitpost how I please, I really wouldn't have the time to bother hating you at all, but your silly insistence on always being in control of of everything always brings all the attention back to you. I'm not angry nearly as much as I am frustrated: I will not be told how to shitpost.
>can we get back to the situation at hand?
I don't know. Can my character go back to doing what she's able to do within the established rules of The Game, or do I have to ask for your permission for everything before I do it?

>>47097
Infernius is impossible to hate. He really is adorable.
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47109
47111
>>47107
You do realize what I am right
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.47110
47117
>>47104
Kek
>>47105
Au revoir, faguette
>>47106
Are they standard or magic cannonballs?
Also, could lenos make another gun or should Torc visit the gnomes again?
>>47107
Especially since it was a shitpost
Anonymous
0dklY
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No.47111
47113
>>47108
>All this sperging
Take your medication anon

>>47109
Chaotic Neutral?
Anonymous
4FlrD
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No.47113
47115 47128
>>47111
Well that and other things