What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>45731
A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
>>45732
>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
>A person who himself is powered by divine spells, and who studies and follows the divine doesn't understand the implications?
How many ranks did you put into Knowledge Religion?
Anyway, at least wait for Torc's dialogue.
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>>45734
Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
Torc's spellcraft check was his dialogue.
Alright. First the red ones move, and then the black one moves.
No attacks of opportunity cuz concealment.
[1d100 = 19]
Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736
>1
Their approach produces sounds of stretching canvas and muffled thumping, The smell of old and rotten spices fills the air.
>>45736
>1
Fae stumbles against one of the creatures and goes barreling over it, collapsing in an unceremonious heap just past the line
>>45737
Is it Tracy's turn?
Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
Is it Tracy's turn?
Tracy's nose scrunches at the powerful scent.
"Ewww.. Smells like the dumpster behind The Tasty Treat.." she says quietly to herself, in disgust.
[5d20 = 42]
>>45743
Wow
My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"
Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and
Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike
Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
>>45743
Wow
My move is: Draw Bees Shield
Quick Draw Vanderiem, even if hand is sleepy
"Please don't ask why it's wet"
Boots of the wolf to assume flanking position on the Overwhelming signature, and
Featherfall for fifth attack in a round, and smite evil on first strike
Smite, slash, slash, slash, slash
>>45744
First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
First round bonus should be +17 Base attack +5 strength (unless you're rating his strength as lower) +4 for smite (first attack only, not applied to any other attack) +7 Vanderiem on Evil +2 flanking - whatever his penalty is for a semi-functioning right hand
[3d100 = 143]
Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747
Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
Hit, Hit, Miss, Hit, Miss,... maybe
When operating in total concealment, there's a 50% miss chance even with a successful hit.
>>45747
Feather fall does the same attack bonus as the last attack.
>>45752
Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.
It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
Opportunist (special rogue ability):
>Once per round, the rogue can make an attack of opportunity against an opponent who has just been struck for damage in melee by another character. This attack counts as the rogue’s attack of opportunity for that round. Even a rogue with the Combat Reflexes feat can’t use the opportunist ability more than once per round.
It was the 2nd ability I selected for her after Crippling Strike.
Not sure because concealment, but it doesn't say she can't.
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[1d10+12 = 17]
>>45756
I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
>>45756
I'm gonna say no in this case, cuz she'd have no way to detect/target the opponent. It is Tracy's turn though.
Trump's str is +5, +7 V so,...
>>45757
>cheats
M8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
>cheats
M8, I just wanna make a shot at this thing to trip it prone before it turns Trumpaladin to dust. It doesn't say she can't attack a concealed target.
>>45758
Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
Tracy uses her cane-sword to blow a Gust Of Wind towards the door, and suck out the dust obscurring the room with the vacuum.
She then Uses her Hand Of Glory to cast Daylight, so Trumpaladin will be able to see in his next turn.
>>45762
You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
It was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
You can't sneak attack undead. And I wanna miss next time I hit.
>Now Trumpaladin doesn't have concealment
It was doing you no good. Now your attacks will actually land.
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Actually, eh. Stuff happens
[1d20 = 17]
>>45760
The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
>>45760
The winds buffet against Torcuil, and temporarily blind him with the fine particles of dust suddenly blown into his eyes.
However, Tracy and Trump and Fae are able to get glimpses of withered, dessicated corpses, wrapped in strips of cloth, and various jewelry items of ancient dieties and cultures. The big one is wearing exquisite Half-plate armor covered in gems.
>>45771
No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
No, but it does limit his ability to use targeting spells. He still knows variably where everything is, but he also loses his dexterity bonus (if any).
>>45774
Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
Not completely, but it does eliminate the concealment and restore dexterity bonuses n sheit. Except for Torcuil.
Hey, Snek gets +3 to initiative. Future reference. Base attack bonus 8, +3 Dex +14 roll = 25 score
>>45784
Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
Okay, now I'm really fucking confused, I thought it was one of the things attacking us.
THATS WHAT I WANT SNEK TO SHOOT AT
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forgot pic
Snek successfully caps one of them, but doesn't slow or otherwise disturb it in its motion.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
NOW its Torcuil's turn.
[10d20 = 80]
A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792
No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
A few of them have to move 5' before doing so, but all of them attack. I'm seeing 2 on Torcuil, 1 on Snek, 3 on Fae, 3 on Tracy, and the big one on Trump
>>45792
No, it did damage, but these are mummies. they dgaf
You are fucked tho. Last roll is the big one. +11 for the reds, +20 for black.
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I think both hit Torcuil, Snek ducks and dodges a swipe, Fae's natural armor is awesome, and I think Tracy is missed as well. Trump's AC (modified)?
>>45795
Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
Base of 10 +8 light clothing type armor +8 Heavy Armor +4 ring of force shield +5 Bracers
AC of 35
>>45797
Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
Yeah, he's fine. I forgot to add the modifier for Divine Power, but that only gives +3 cuz strength
Do the bracers help Torc at all?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
And what does the fuzzy spooder ring do again?
[1d20+15 = 17]
Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810
The what now?
Pretty much everyone missed, although the big one gets another attack on Trump. Meanwhile Torcuil is quietly beaten in the corner.
>>45810
The what now?
[1d20+2 = 19]
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
Trump, do you have and ranks in knowledge religion?
Pls roll to know what happens when mummies touch you.
Tracy had 2 last I checked.
Rollin' for her to realize what's up.
>>45816
She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.
She can't reach the large one, she's got three pressing on her. She can attempt to push through, but that involves grappeling without a running start.
>>45826
Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers
>>45825
My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
Uh... those numbers are 23 25 32 after modifiers
>>45825
My class doesn't give very many skill points and I have very few to allot. I generally go to Fae for religious knowledge
>>45824
Really? I hadn't noticed
>>45825
Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.
That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
Really? I hadn't noticed
>>45825
Yeah, he's a Theurge too. He needs that religion knowledge.
That brings up another question for me. At lvl 2 a theurge has a +2 will save, and a sorcerer +9 at lvl 15. Does this stack?
>>45830
No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
No. Its horribly complex. Its based on the order of level progression. A 10th level fighter who multies and gets 2 levels in cleric would add the bonuses at level 11/12 cleric.
K. Fae treats one of the mummies like a cat toy. Trump is going at the Big one. Fug, what's Trump's modified attack again? He's gotta beat a 35.
[1d20 = 5]
>>45839
That's cuz trump only rolled for one of the 2 claw attacks. Tracy hasn't taken her attack of opportunity yet.
>>45839
That's cuz trump only rolled for one of the 2 claw attacks. Tracy hasn't taken her attack of opportunity yet.
>>45840
I thought the other guy was defeated by a 30 and Trump had 35? Eh, it's +29 +24 +19 +14 when there's no special modifiers
I thought the other guy was defeated by a 30 and Trump had 35? Eh, it's +29 +24 +19 +14 when there's no special modifiers
[1d20 = 2]
>>45844
Sweet Roll
>lost both arms
Tracy makes her AoO to finish the big one with her chain if he doesn't kaput.
>>45844
Sweet Roll
>lost both arms
Tracy makes her AoO to finish the big one with her chain if he doesn't kaput.
>>45848
One of 'em is hanging from a piece of leathery flesh, but yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so one of the attacks does triple damage and the other does max damage (so 10). Also, the 19 does double damage.
One of 'em is hanging from a piece of leathery flesh, but yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so one of the attacks does triple damage and the other does max damage (so 10). Also, the 19 does double damage.
The big one was knocked from its feet and is now prone, flailing its nub and its floppy arm.
>>45858
Yes
>>45858
Yes
>>45861
No, its not helpless, its just pitiful. It can't attack, and technically it climb to its feet even.
No, its not helpless, its just pitiful. It can't attack, and technically it climb to its feet even.
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Okay, i gtg so I'll lay out Snek and Torc's next turn
Snek shoots the mummy attacking Torc [1d20+11 = 27]
Torc summons the Pepe Army
Snek shoots the mummy attacking Torc [1d20+11 = 27]
Torc summons the Pepe Army
>>45876
I think he made the fortitude save, although Trumpaladin has no way of knowing that.. Either way, go to assist him next round. The big mummy isn't doing anything while he's on the ground in pieces.
I think he made the fortitude save, although Trumpaladin has no way of knowing that.. Either way, go to assist him next round. The big mummy isn't doing anything while he's on the ground in pieces.
>>45878
Actually, Mummy's rot has an incubation period of one minute, so we have time before he's in real danger
>You're being a metafaggot
This is true. Trumpaladin's instinct would be to assume that what-ever the fuck happened to Torcuil will paralyze him temporarily and that it can be addressed after there is no longer the constant danger of the other 3 people (and one snek I guess) being hit. His next move would be to kill the Mummies targeting Fae, or maybe Tracy (probably not Tracy... He has a mild fear of horses after this)
He would ask Fae about such things, since he assumes Fae has great religious knowledge
>>45879
I'm not sure, I just assumed GM was rolling for constitution drain earlier
Actually, Mummy's rot has an incubation period of one minute, so we have time before he's in real danger
>You're being a metafaggot
This is true. Trumpaladin's instinct would be to assume that what-ever the fuck happened to Torcuil will paralyze him temporarily and that it can be addressed after there is no longer the constant danger of the other 3 people (and one snek I guess) being hit. His next move would be to kill the Mummies targeting Fae, or maybe Tracy (probably not Tracy... He has a mild fear of horses after this)
He would ask Fae about such things, since he assumes Fae has great religious knowledge
>>45879
I'm not sure, I just assumed GM was rolling for constitution drain earlier
>>45880
Just make a knowledge check to know about Mummy Rot. It should be a basic question (DC 15) for a Paladin.
Just make a knowledge check to know about Mummy Rot. It should be a basic question (DC 15) for a Paladin.
>>45885
Only two from advancement, although for the purposes of base attack bonus and saves, the additional 8 hit die are considered as Cleric. Maybe the entire mount is reinterpreted as a cleric, the rules are not clear, although she has better base attack if her 9 magical beast points are not reinterpreted. As for ranks in knowledge, I don't think she has any except maybe a tiny number from her two cleric levels, it's more of just a special feature of the character that she has a bizarrely high knowledge of religion (prophecies thus far), the mechanics faction, and a few other areas of knowledge
Only two from advancement, although for the purposes of base attack bonus and saves, the additional 8 hit die are considered as Cleric. Maybe the entire mount is reinterpreted as a cleric, the rules are not clear, although she has better base attack if her 9 magical beast points are not reinterpreted. As for ranks in knowledge, I don't think she has any except maybe a tiny number from her two cleric levels, it's more of just a special feature of the character that she has a bizarrely high knowledge of religion (prophecies thus far), the mechanics faction, and a few other areas of knowledge
>>45886
So then, she'd have a max of 5 ranks in Knowledge Religion (same as Tracy).
I think Tracy roll back then would've succeeded, but better just roll for her, so she recognizes the curse.
So then, she'd have a max of 5 ranks in Knowledge Religion (same as Tracy).
I think Tracy roll back then would've succeeded, but better just roll for her, so she recognizes the curse.
>>45893
Do Paladin's Mounts count as celestials? I know they come from the celestial plane, but the template isn't listed on their page.
Do Paladin's Mounts count as celestials? I know they come from the celestial plane, but the template isn't listed on their page.
>>45894
They are not celestials for the purpose of damage reduction and all that other crap celestials get, but I think they they are celestials in the sense of being sourced from and residing on the celestial plane. They are "magic beasts" but also whatever the hell the base animal is, plus the bonus hit die which is cleric for most purposes
>>45895
They are not celestials for the purpose of damage reduction and all that other crap celestials get, but I think they they are celestials in the sense of being sourced from and residing on the celestial plane. They are "magic beasts" but also whatever the hell the base animal is, plus the bonus hit die which is cleric for most purposes
>>45895
>>45896
Yeah, that's what I thought. I took that was the biggest difference between a Paladin's Mount and a BG's Fiendish Servant. Paladin Mount get's other great powers though, and higher buffs than the FS.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I took that was the biggest difference between a Paladin's Mount and a BG's Fiendish Servant. Paladin Mount get's other great powers though, and higher buffs than the FS.
>>45897
On top of that, the Paladin gets a new horse in a month if it does, while the BG can't summon another fiend for more than a year if his dies. The benefit to the FS is that it's buffs are calculated by character level, not class level, to acciomodate the Prestige class.
On top of that, the Paladin gets a new horse in a month if it does, while the BG can't summon another fiend for more than a year if his dies. The benefit to the FS is that it's buffs are calculated by character level, not class level, to acciomodate the Prestige class.
>>45901
That's interesting. I wonde of it's possible to have both a fiendish servant and a familiar or special animal companion.
One thing that bothers me is that an Epic Paladin or Divine Emissary can gain additional Hit Die, strength, and intelligence for their special mount at the 25th character level, but it seems that there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
That's interesting. I wonde of it's possible to have both a fiendish servant and a familiar or special animal companion.
One thing that bothers me is that an Epic Paladin or Divine Emissary can gain additional Hit Die, strength, and intelligence for their special mount at the 25th character level, but it seems that there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
[3d20 = 27]
>>45904
Let's put Fae's round on a full round attack against the Mummy she attacked the round before
>>45904
Let's put Fae's round on a full round attack against the Mummy she attacked the round before
Actually, now that I look at it, the reason why an FS doesn't get the same Natural Armor bonus is probably because of the DR it gets naturally.
>>45902
Well, the rules for Familiars say that if you get a familiar in another class, you can only have one at a time. It'd be the GM/DM's discretion to allow it. It's a poor choice to spread your character so thin just to get two buffed animals though.
> there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
There is no way you could be a Divine Emissary before lvl 25 without bending the rules.
>>45902
Well, the rules for Familiars say that if you get a familiar in another class, you can only have one at a time. It'd be the GM/DM's discretion to allow it. It's a poor choice to spread your character so thin just to get two buffed animals though.
> there is a gap between the 20th level and the 25th where there should be an advancement
There is no way you could be a Divine Emissary before lvl 25 without bending the rules.
[1d6+10 = 13]
Snek takes a hit, and the grappled mummies get their hands on one of the pepes each and pull them apart.
>>45911
Kind of what I was thinking. The score was 26
Snek takes a hit, and the grappled mummies get their hands on one of the pepes each and pull them apart.
>>45911
Kind of what I was thinking. The score was 26
>>45912
She has +4 Dex, +13 Natural, +3 deflection (bracers)...
... Well fug.. Can I roll Reflex for Improved Evasion?
She has +4 Dex, +13 Natural, +3 deflection (bracers)...
... Well fug.. Can I roll Reflex for Improved Evasion?
>>45916
*sighs*
First off, she's a My Little Pony, not a war pony. Second, a warpony only has +2 natural armor. Thirdly, she doesn't get pali natural armor buff in any pony or intermediate form. That was never part of the arrangement. A Lawful Good god would not agree to that, because she's Neutral Evil, and would doubtlessly use that natural armor for evil ends, whereas if she's mounted she's hopefully at least well observed
*sighs*
First off, she's a My Little Pony, not a war pony. Second, a warpony only has +2 natural armor. Thirdly, she doesn't get pali natural armor buff in any pony or intermediate form. That was never part of the arrangement. A Lawful Good god would not agree to that, because she's Neutral Evil, and would doubtlessly use that natural armor for evil ends, whereas if she's mounted she's hopefully at least well observed
>>45919
Well shit. Moving on. Fae continues to nom nom and kicky kicky the mummy to extinction, Trump's turn nao, then Tracy, then Snek and Torcuil.
Well shit. Moving on. Fae continues to nom nom and kicky kicky the mummy to extinction, Trump's turn nao, then Tracy, then Snek and Torcuil.
[1d20 = 17]
>>45923
Uh, previous effort at dice roll was a 3 which means it fails to land if calculated by the last attack base, but would hit if calculated by any of his other attacks in a round (just barely with a third attack, exactly equaling the AC)
>>45926
Trump's hand got crushed, and then we got abushed by mummies
>>45923
Uh, previous effort at dice roll was a 3 which means it fails to land if calculated by the last attack base, but would hit if calculated by any of his other attacks in a round (just barely with a third attack, exactly equaling the AC)
>>45926
Trump's hand got crushed, and then we got abushed by mummies
[4d6+5 = 27]
>>45935
Eh, I figured but felt like clairifying
Snek shot [1d20+11 = 30]
Torc casts mage's sword on closest mummy
>>45935
Eh, I figured but felt like clairifying
Snek shot [1d20+11 = 30]
Torc casts mage's sword on closest mummy
>>45918
>A Lawful Good god would not agree to that
Didn't you Baptise her just a week ago? That's a good as making her a member of the church, and he didn't object to that.
>A Lawful Good god would not agree to that
Didn't you Baptise her just a week ago? That's a good as making her a member of the church, and he didn't object to that.
>>45941
Also, I'm starting to suspect that Elway might be a Chaotic Good deity.
Did you ask him what his alignment was?
Also, I'm starting to suspect that Elway might be a Chaotic Good deity.
Did you ask him what his alignment was?
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