What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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Torc brings out Mr. Snek and hops on his back
>>45302
"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]
>>45302
"Ladys first then"
Torc rolls a architecture check for hidden shit
[1d20+2 = 10]
>>45310
Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
Aside from the light streaming in from the hole, yes. Most ppl have darkvision tho so its not a big deal, and Tracy is on fire.
>>45315
*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
*Tracy makes a super-saiyan ki-charging pose, and revs up her flames to illuminate the room so her husband can see past his arms*
>>45313
Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
Ever seen the Sistine chapel? It looks nothing like that. In fact, the ceiling is probably the most unmentionable aspect. Its just flat glassy shit.
>>45319
[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
[confused pony noises]
".. W-would you rather I turn it down, Flashy..?"
*flames fizzle and die-down considerably, leaving the room pitch black once more*
>>45322
Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure
>>45324
He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
Kek. Yes I have seen the sistine chapel, it was just a question to see if the "rooftop," which seems to be the bottom of the lower overturned pyramid, was identical on both sides, suggesting that the octohedron was two pyramids put together rather than a single structure
>>45324
He doesn't need darkvision to give you the stare of death
>>45325
She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
She's confused, because she doesn't understand why he's glaring at her. She only wants to help.
"So, are we just gonna stand here waiting or are we gonna go in?"
>Snek noises
>Snek noises
[1d20 = 9]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_Lights
This should help with seeing
>>45334
Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dancing_Lights
This should help with seeing
>>45334
Snek the rogue makes an extra search check
>>45335
"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.
If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
"That'll work. Send 'em around the room to help us see what's here.
If we need to, I can cast Daylight so we can light up the room since, you know, I'm a spell caster with a buffed 18 wisdom"
*stares at horse*
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>>45325
Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333
For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335
"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337
He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.
Thats a clever idea, though not what it is. The ceiling is completely horizontal and does not reflect the pyramid slope.
>>45333
For future reference, Thez can talk to Snek and convey/receive concepts and information.
>>45335
"I can do that one again!" Thez says, also casting Dancing Lights,... for no particular purpose.
>>45337
He can cast them manually too, I just prefer memes, and tend to interpret the dice more favorably (or bypass entirely) the dice with dank maymays.
*walks forward, crunching bones underhoof*
How many corridors are there*
How many corridors are there*
Thez looks at Tracy
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
"Don't go ethereal unless you have to either, who knows what sort of can of worms that could be."
>>45359
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
"Do you feel that?" Fae says to Trump. "This whole place has been unhallowed. Turning will be suppressed. Not fully, but with a big modifier.
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
Rolling to flip coin
Even is left, odd is right
>>45366
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
"I just don't want to be split up from my mounts. I'd prefer to have the help of the Cleric and the wizard though. Where is Infernius anyways?"
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
>>45366
>If its a dead end, we can always go back
*death flags spring up*
Tracy goes in first.
Rolling to Listen for enemies.
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>>45368
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.
Don't go left.
The staircase would collapse under the full weight of the party, and they would in fact be unable to go backward (and some might take damage) if they were to go left.
>>45372
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
Tracy turns towards the rest of the party with as grim, serious expression.
"Let's not go this way."
[1d20+21 = 37]
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
Rolling once again to listen to the other staircase.
>>45378
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
From the top of the staircase, Tracy can see that at the end of the staircase the corridor immediately angles to the right and is out of view. She hears complete silence, and can see nothing signiicant.
Just wondering, does Tracy get any profane bonuses for being a blackguard fiend in an unhallowed environment?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
It was said that turning was limited, but what about rebuking?
>>45385
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
Thez' head pops out of a shadow in the middle of the party. "There's doors, but there's nothing that needs squishing. Not immediately at least."
>>45386
*glares*
Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right
"Not like he doesn't know that already"
*glares*
Writes note and places it on the Ground so Infernius knows to go Right
"Not like he doesn't know that already"
>>45388
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
Oh yes, Infernius flies HA! in on Uatchit, cuz I can't imagine him doing anything else given the circumstances.
>>45390
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
"Don't worry, I snuck by you and checked it out myself! Did you know shadowdancers can hide in plain sight if they're within 5' of a shadow? This whole PLACE is shadows! In any case, I already went down. I didn't try any of them, but there's a door on either side of the hall and one at the end."
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>>45397
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
Mintaurs get natural Darkvision.
Their Natural Cunning is also useful in dungeons: like a crawfish in a riverbed.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
>>45392
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
Yes, they're next to a staircase on the right side of the room. Also there's a note on the floor that says "GO RIGHT".
>>45399
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
He doesn't get that full set of racial bonuses it's half-orc race. THAT set of racial bonuses is the equivalent of adding two class levels to a character
>>45402
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
"No! I'NIS!" and other cautions are heard as Infernius goes Leeroy Jenkins on the left side. Is that seriously what he's doing?
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>>45408
>>45408
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
Why are my jokes being deleted?!
>>45416
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
Nope.
As Infernius barrels down the left staircase cuz reasons(?) a crumbling sound can be heard beneath him. Luckily, he's in a full on sprint. As he reaches the base of the staircase, he realizes that it has collapsed behind him, but otherwise he's fine.
>>45418
I was allowing the dice to decide it was an ebin fail.
*hears crashing and painful mooing through walls*
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
*sighs*
".... Stupid bull..."
Tracy continues forward.
>>45423
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
"That fuggin'" Thez says, swiftly and silently diving into a shadow in the direction of the left staircase.
What does the next room/corridor look like?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
>>45427
Just asking to know. Thez told Tracy not to become ethereal, but can Tracy even use that ability with the dimensional anchor in place?
>>45426
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"
>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
"I'll send a tweet the next time I need to send a private communication between myself and another individual. It's the way I conduct diplomacy with foreign leaders actually"
>>45428
"Yeah, the left is a realm of darkness and ignorance. Use the Daylight spell if you really want to. Or a torch. Or just call a fly and it will help you"
>>45423
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.
Infernius hears a "huh", "huah", "tsuu", and Thez skids to the ground next to him.
>>45429
Better point, no. Thank you for reminding me. The area is waft-ish, in that there are layers of dust so fine that they hover in place, resonantly affected by the drats caused by the rupture and the party's interference. This place is old, and scraps of almost weightless debris sifts by on the ground.
[1d20+21 = 25]
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>45437
Well, full perception, to start off.
Look for anything any everything.
Spot, Listen
[1d20+25 = 43]
And search
And search
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
[1d20+25 = 40]
*inspect closes door*
Rolling Search to peak around corner, and Hide to not be noticed by any enemies.
>>45471
And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.
And as the daylight did shine forth, several figures could be seen in the darkness beyond Infernius, including several (3) black cloud-formations that really don't seem to prefer being hit by daylight.
[1d20+21 = 24]
Search check to find pots to smash.
Search check to find pots to smash.
[2d20 = 21]
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
Which sails wildly. Infernius makes one attack (cuz he has to close range to do so) with his not flaming sword and the round ends. Roll Initiative. Dice 1 is Thez
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Tracy is still looking for clay pots and stab-able monsters.
Does she find any?
Does she find any?
>>45503
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
Uh huh. It fits in the hallway?
>>45507
The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.
The mounds are about 6" deep in dust, revealing the ends of several gilded chests and particularly ornate and fine woodwork.
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