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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1248 replies and 122 files omitted.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45103
45104
>>45099
Kek

So, how does that barrage affect the tower?
1nDFl
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No.45104
45105
[1d100 = 18]
Alright. Sorry Infernius can't make it, we'll just say he pulled something while sex.
>>45103
Well, here's the thing. That second shot was a 1, and the dice roll is to determine "how bad".
1nDFl
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No.45105
[6d6+10 = 34]
>>45104
Okay, not so bad. The shell failed to fire properly. Only half of the shots hit the target though.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45106
45110
As the smoke from the initial fire dissipates, the flanking engines begin their initial assault. The Pyramid shows cracks and deformation along the barrage point, but appears to be holding together. Thez <whoooof> appears on the ship, alerted to the activity by the obvious cannon-fire.
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45107
45108
image.png
>>45102
Because you keep ACTIVELY TRYING TO FUCK THINGS UP

Stahp
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45108
45111
>>45107
>ACTIVELY TRYING TO FUCK THINGS UP
I only try to have fun.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45109
45111
"Well that was disappointing. Can we shoot it again?" Thez asks.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45110
45113 45115
>>45106
"Hey Thez! Would you mind opperating the cannons for a moment?"
Torc casts meteor swarm at the pyramid
Anonymous
Ze92i
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No.45111
45112
image.png
>>45108
>>45108
>fun at the expense of others
Uh huh

>>45109
"Duh"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45112
45116
>>45111
>at the expense of others
Example?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45113
45114
>>45110
Just keep firing, m8. Don't use-up your spells.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45114
45117
>>45113
Eh, fine.
Torc fires again
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45115
45118 45274
>>45110
"Uhm,... okay,.... What do I do?"
>>45110
Meteor swarm - while a brutally effective spell on hoomans and other things, is not terribly effective against buildings. In fact, it is totally uneffective.
So, while 4 large glowing spheres streak off and collide with the pyramid, resulting in a huge fiery blast,... it appears to have had no effect.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45116
45119
>>45112
Scaring off the level 7 cleric celestisl during the undead invasion and not waiting a day to do it later. Setting the supply of wood on fire.
1nDFl
?
No.45117
[14d20 = 164]
>>45114
That's what I was waiting for. Keep in mind, I did not plan this
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45118
45120
>>45115
>no effect
No effect? It means that the structure is being bombarded by spheres from 4 different angles now, only one of which actually will cause a breach. And how will they know which one, or that any of them caused a breach, until we are already upon them
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45119
45122
>>45116
That didn't cause any problems. She only left after the battle was over.
>Setting the supply of wood on fire.
Even if it hadn't been damp, a whole forest doesn't burn that easily. Wood supply was never threatened.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45120
>>45118
I think only the ships canons are able to damage it,. The trebuchets aren't doing anything.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45121
45123 45124
Okay. As the second volley fires, a number of things occur. First and most obvious, is remember that canon that misfired? BOOOM.
Secondly, especially with that 20 there, the second volley successfully rends a hole in the side of the pyramid.
I'm assuming that the assembled siege engines continue their fire, with archers taking position to cover the entrance.
Except on board the airship. The explosion of the second cannon knocks the airship from its position, and the cannons are now pointing the wrong way
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45122
45125
>>45119
The battle is going on right now

You intended it to burn the entire forest down, and you said so repeatedly. You were disappointed that it did not have that effect
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45123
45129
>>45121
"AH FUCK"
Torc jumps up and fights for control of the ship
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45124
>>45121
>cannons are the wrong direction
Eh, that's okay for the moment
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45125
45133
>>45122
>The battle is going on right now
We'll survive.
>You intended it to burn the entire forest down
>entire
Wrong.
She was only desecrating part of it. Merely making a mess.
>you were disappointed that it did not have that effect
No, I was bummed that Troll didn't show up.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45126
45127 45128 45129 45130 45132
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And it doesn't take long for a response either. Almost immediately, a series of blood-curdling shrieks can be heard emanating from the hole, and a sizeable group of creatures starts to issue from the hole. Some are weird reddish heads that have creepy bat wings and tentacles hanging from them, while others are shadowy forms that don't appear to have any discernable features other than being vaguely humanoid in shape. Both are airborn.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45127
45134
>>45126
Mount pony, and charge!

Fae is to charge!

Archers are to fire!
T2++T
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No.45128
45131 45134
[1d20+4 = 12]
>>45126
Fire a Screaming Bolt into the Cluster.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45129
45131 45134
>>45123
Want to fireball these things?

>>45126
Order Slovenia to fire the trebuchet at the mass
Ze92i
?
No.45130
45131
[13d20 = 163]
>>45126
Eh, rolling for archers
T2++T
?
No.45131
45133 45134
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>45128
Well, that didn't hit anything, but it should spook them.
Tracy charges on Trump's command.
She lets out a fearsome roar (intimidate chech; demoralize), and looses her chain, ready to attack with it.
>>45129
>>45130
They're not shooting while we're charging, are they?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45132
45134
>>45126
Fug, Torc casts Polar ray at the swarm.
Ranged Touch Attack: [1d20 = 9]

Damage: [17d6 = 63]

Ice ice baby
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45133
>>45125
>>45131
The archers are specifically trained to shoot enemies who are danger close to allies. The trebuchet... Well, hopefully it fires at the mass before we approach or it targets a different area
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45134
45136 45137
>>45127
>>45128
>>45129
>>45131
Okay first off, these are undead. They don't fear anything except holy shit. Nice try.
The Generals score several hits, but the distance slows many of the shots down enough that they are avoided.
What kind of munition is the Trebuchet firing? Is it stone or is it pitch (or something else?)
>>45132
Targeting a head or a shade?

Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45135
45138
Also, roll for initiative
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45136
45141
>>45134
Lets go for a head
[1d20 = 8]
Initiative
Ze92i
?
No.45137
45139 45140 45141
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20 = 11]
>>45134
The Generals have the far shot feat for range increments of 165 feet, they are firing from up high for a +1, master work bow makes +1 and weapon focus adds plus 1. I would assume the trebuchet would fire a number of stones like grape shot

Also rolling for Fae's initiative
T2++T
?
No.45138
45143 45146
250px-524Roggenrola.png
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>45135
rollin'
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45139
>>45137
N-nice roll
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45140
45141 45142 45145
>>45137
Do we apply are weapon modifiers to our rolls?
1nDFl
?
No.45141
45143
[1d20+2 = 16]
>>45136
Frozen, falls into the water with a splash.
>>45137
Well Trump goes first obviously
>>45140
No, only initiative modifiers (Improved Initiative feat, etc.).
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45142
>>45140
Well, when you are using a weapon.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45143
45144
>>45138
Kek, but why do you get a bonus?
>>45141
That works.
How pissed would you all be if you couldn't see these things, but they took some decent damge for 17 rounds?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45144
>>45143
This form has Improved Initiative.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45145
>>45140
What spell do you want?
1nDFl
?
No.45146
45147 45148 45149
[2d20 = 28]
Okay, so amongst the party I'm seeing:
Trump
Thez
>>45138 +6?
Either Tracy or Fae, cuz I need sauce on that +6
The other one of Fae or Tracy
Torcuil

Rolling for heads and tails


Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45147
45153
>>45146
Heads and tails? Huh?
Ze92i
?
No.45148
45150
[1d20 = 1]
>>45146
Both FAE and Tracy have +6 modifiers. I didn't add that to Fae's roll, so Fae is above Tracy. Also, roll for Generals
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45149
45153
>>45146
>sauce on that +6
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45150
>>45148
Aww

Well, Trumpaladin casts Bulls strength on self and Mount (Tracy)
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45152
45155
I really need to know if you guys would kill me for obscuring the hellish demon things
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45153
45154 45155
>>45147
For simplicity's sake. I could tell you exactly what they are, but that ruins the effect.
>>45149
I see the improved initiative, but that's only a +1
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45154
45158
>>45153
I was just basing it off of the "Initiative" line beneath the hit dice.
Idk how initiative works...
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45155
45156 45157
>>45152
Yes

>>45153
I think Tracy's faggot is correct on this. FAE has improved initiative as well
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45156
>>45155
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Improved_Initiative
>You get a +4 bonus on initiative checks
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45157
45159 45160
>>45155
Would 4d6 of damage each round change your mind?
1nDFl
?
No.45158
45160
[1d20 = 14]
>>45154
Oh. Right. Carry on then.
K so final order:
Heads/Trump
Thez
Tails
Fae
Tracy
Torcuil

Rolling for archers/Slovenia
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45159
45162
>>45157
I don't really care. I just want to get inside.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45160
45161 45162
>>45157
Yes

>>45158
If one round away, ready attack. If more than one round away, cast bull strength on self and mount (Tracy)
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45161
45164
>>45160
Yes, 1 round away (especially the way Tracy flies).

The heads start shrieking and spread out toward the advance forces, which seems to be Trump, Tracy, and Fae.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45162
45171
>>45159
>>45160
Okie dokie, Torc will cast Incendiary cloud on the swarm, surrounding them in a cloud of embers, rolling for first round of damage
[4d6 = 12]

1nDFl
?
No.45163
45164
[5d8+20 = 32]
[1d20 = 1]
Thez throws her folding saw, which in flight looks like a bright gold/black tron disk at one of the heads, probably severing it in two unless a 1.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45164
>>45161
Oh, those heads and tails
>>45163
>unless 1
Um, I hate too tell you this...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45165
45168
Tracy extends her chain to increase her threat range, readying an attack.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45166
45168 45171
Thez fumbles her folding saw, and immediately starts cursing cuz there's a dimensional lock and she can't teleport to retrieve it.
The shadowy forms start to move as well, spreading out away from the advancing party, and directing themselves toward the archers and siege operators, muttering jibberish and weird sounds as they do so.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45167
45169
The archers and trebuchet have this move, followed by Fae, then Tracy, then Torcuil.
1s5P2
?
No.45168
[3d20 = 49]
>>45165
Direct Tracy towards Tails forces

>>45166
Fae is ordered to charge and Pounce, if possible, in attack on nearest heads. If not, fly and direct towards tails
1s5P2
?
No.45169
45170 45174
[1d20 = 3]
[13d20 = 143]
>>45167
Cute horse is ordered for fire at mass towards Tails. Do I roll for that? rolling

Archers target tails forces
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45170
45172
>>45169
Did they get these directions ahead of time, or are you communicating with them somehow?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45171
45186
>>45166
Since the group split up lets cast >>45162 at the shadow things on Torc's turn.

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45172
45173
>>45170
Eh, I may as well roll for them. Some one has to
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45173
45174 45175
>>45172
The base of the question is: Are they operating on pre-set orders, or are they acting as you direct them? Because there's a big difference to how they might respond then.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45174
45175
>>45169
Trebuchet misses and rebounds off the pyramid into the water. Several of the archers score good hits, but aside from that 20 none are sufficient to lay anyone out.
>>45173
He's sticking with the strategy, which Trump would conceivably have relayed to them in advance
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45175
45177
>>45173
When a Player character has a cohort or followers or NPCs who are allies under their command, these NPCs may be controlled either by the GM, or by the Player who "owns" them. It's the GM's choice in the particular campaign. This GM in this campaign has generally given control to the Player, but really, someone has to represent these characters

>>45174
>Trebuchet misses
Aww. Can spartans or ghestapo enter and fire other cannons?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45176
45178
Tracy charges forward waiting to get close enough to attack.
If Trump succeeds a Ride check, can he direct her to attack with her natural weapons during his turn?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45177
45178
>>45175
It's not a question of who controls them., I was just wondering if they had preset orders or they were waiting for orders.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45178
45181 45182
>>45176
What is the DC? I think Trumpaladin should have +20 with the shoes and ten ranks. At least I think it makes sense that he would have ten ranks

Also, direct her to do what exactly?

>>45177
Oh. I think they would have a "style" which would be grilled into them ahead of time
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45179
45180 45184 45209
So Fae, Tracy, and Torcuil
1s5P2
?
No.45180
45183
[3d20 = 40]
>>45179
If Fae is in range to pounce (160 feet if she can reach by the surface of the pyramid), then pounce on a "head." If not, fly towards Tails
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45181
>>45178
The DC to control an untrained mount with your knees is 5 (move action). You don't need to roll to control warponies or warhorses though.
Unconscious control is 50 (free action).
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45182
45183 45185
>>45178
>direct her to do what exactly
Kill/stomp shit.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45183
45184 45190
>>45180
Easily. Fae makes short work of a head.
>>45182
With the chain, Tracy has options for targets. Lucky theres lots of them, and more flap and/or float their way out of the breach.
T2++T
?
No.45184
45190
[3d20 = 32]
>>45179
Tracy makes a full-round attack with her uber-chain.
>>45183
I don't know how many or where/what they are, but she attacks the nearest thing.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45185
45190
>>45182
"pls try to prioritize Tails, kill them, and get me close enough to one to kill with my sword"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45186
45189 45191
>>45171
Tails are coming right for you and likely have more powers than heads. Recommend target them
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45189
45191 45192
>>45186
Aren't the tails the shadow things? Targeting tails anyway
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45190
45191 45192
>>45185
>'~Hmmmm.. Did I ever tell you how good your kneecaps felt on my abs, ~Flashy?'
>>45183
>>45184
Tracy complies and targets the tails.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45191
45193 45194 45195
>>45186
No, Tails are spreading out toward the archers and siege engines. Its the Heads that are going head-on.
>>45189
Yes
>>45190
What's Tracy's damage bonus?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45192
>>45189
That is correct. That is what you said earlier. Just wanted to be clear

>>45190
>"WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY! STAHP!"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45193
>>45191
+10 if she receives her full strength bonus
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45194
>>45191
So, the could works?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45195
45196 45197
>>45191
>damage bonus
H-how do I calculate that?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45196
45202
>>45195
It's difficult to say because Cauchemar's aren't supposed to use animated chains with their mouths, but the strength bonus on damage from a Cauchemar is +10 on each attack
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45197
45199 45201
>>45195
Its a combination of Str bonus, and any bonus for the weapon (which the chain has a +5). +10 works, I wanted to know how many hits it would take to kill one of these fuckers. With two strikes (since the 3rd missed) that fells one of them.

For scope, there are about 8 tails spreading out (with more coming) and theres about 8 heads doing likewise, but focusing on Trump, Fae, and Tracy.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45198
45205
So Torcuil, you were gonna cloud-nuke?
T2++T
?
No.45199
45200 45203
[1d20+19 = 34]
>>45197
She has 35 Str atm, and her chain is a +4 weapon.
>fells one of them
Can she cleave that?

Also, can Intimidate be used to taunt enemies towards you, or is that Bluff?
Rolling Bluff
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45200
45201
>>45199
>cleave
Yes
>bluff/intimidate
No
T2++T
?
No.45201
45202 45203 45206
[3d20 = 27]
>>45197
She can hold the chain with her claw-hands, and it's connected to her bag.
>>45200
Cleavin'
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45202
>>45201
First part meant for >>45196

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45203
45204
>>45199
No goddamn it, she doesn't get the full paladin's mount buffs

>>45201
You don't get three free shots for one cleave
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45204
45207
>>45203
You cast Bull's strength on her.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45205
>>45198
Yeah, should I roll again?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45206
45208
>>45201
If it's not being held by the mouth then she can't get the Cauchemar's strength
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45207
>>45204
I stand corrected. Carry on
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45208
45213
>>45206
An Everwhirling Chain uses its master's stats to attack.
This is precisely the reason I wanted an everdancing weapon, so she could use her hooves for running and not have metal in her mouth.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45209
>>45179
I intended to get this cleared with you earlier, but what I had intended for the Generals was to give them

Master work Composite Longbows, +1 attack 1d8. Half the forces have +1 damage for higher strength rating

Point Blank shot +1 attack and +1 damage at 30 feet
Far shot: increases range increment by 50%, to 165 feet
Precise shot: No penalty for targeting opponent engaged in melee with a ranged weapon
Weapon Focus (Composite Longbow): +1 on attacks with this weapon
Weapon Specialization (Composite Longbow): +2 damage using this weapon

A was intending to give the quarter of them that were eligible for it the Multi-shot feat, but we can assume they all have Improved Critical as their sixth feat for simplicity.

So an attack bonus of +7 for half them and +8 for half, with a damage roll of 1d8+2 for half and a 1d8+3 for half
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45210
45211
The cleave attempt lands, but does not kill. Torcuil casts his nuke cloud, except its range is only sufficient to hit 1/2 of the 8 immediate tails (they went left and right, in the direction of the support-fire). Pick a side.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45211
45212
>>45210
Whichever side is coming at Torc
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45212
45213 45214
>>45211
I thought Torcuil was on the airship. The tails are spreading out to attack the citizens
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45213
45216
>>45208
>Everwhirling Chain
For the 90'th time, you do not have an ever whirling chain. And Everwhirling chain costs Market Price: 5,220,325 gp; Cost to Create: 2,610,325 gp + 52,200 XP. You were given Haxx, but you were not given that much haxx

>>45212
Pick the side going towards slovenia
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45214
>>45212
Per the Plan, the Generals are on the airship with Torcuil. The docks are where Slovenia is located with the Trebuchet. The spartan contingent should be there as well, although presumably not yet activated because of a melee fighting style and the distance
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45215
[1d2 = 1]

>1 is left
>2 is right
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45216
45217 45218
>>45213
M8, I've looked through the comments back then, and you are the only one who has said otherwise about her weapon.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45217
45219 45220 45222
>>45216
Yes, but he's right about one thing; its kinda stupid-powerful. Consider it a Diet Everwhirling Chain.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45218
>>45216
Nigger, I Definitely remember the comment "It's animated in the sense that it can extend 60 feet. It is not an everwhirling chain." This comment took place during the charge on RBG.

If you are claiming 5.2 million GP of Haxx, then I want my 5.2 million as well, or 5 wish spells, or something
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45219
45221 45223
>>45217
I think of it as a spiked chain with reach of 60 ft and not 10 ft
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45220
>>45217
>diet
Kek
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45221
45224
>>45219
That's pretty much where I'm at. Its not uber like an everwhirling chain, but it does have long reach.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45222
>>45217
>Diet
So, what doesn't it have? Does it lose the Defending ability?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45223
45226 45229
>>45219
She's been using it to attack from 60 ft away long before then though.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45224
45225 45228
>>45221
The Everdancing feature was the only part I really wanted, desu.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45225
45228 45230
>>45224
The everdancing feature is the only part I have issue with desu
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45226
45230
>>45223
I don't remember her doing that, but I would believe it, because you lie and cheat and steal and do everything you can to try to break the game with hordes of cheats. You need to be policed constantly
1nDFl
?
No.45227
45231
[4d20 = 31]
So Torcuil envelops the left-side tails in charring and damaging smoke n shit.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45228
>>45224
>>45225
Of course
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45229
Only one of the tails has the presence of mind to escape the cloud, while the others take damage.
>>45223
That started when she was doing her wilder psychic thing, which,...
So saying, be thankful she can use a 60' chain without penalty.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45230
45232
>>45225
Aww..
I guess it can't be helped...
>>45226
>lie
>cheat
That's honestly what I thought it could do.
>steal
From who?

Anyway, how exactly was it modified back then, if that's the case?
1s5P2
?
No.45231
45234
[4d20 = 43]
>>45227
Is it my turn or the tails?

Trumpaladin slashes at anything near him. Presumably, Tracy has carried him within range of a Head or two
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45232
45233 45235
>>45230
Just for future reference, is loosing the chain to attack a standard action or a move action now? I would've been a free action, but Idk now.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45233
>>45232
And, can it still hit adjacent targets?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45234
New round. Its Trump and the Heads.
>>45231
First attack misses, but the next two land killing a head, giving a cleave opportunity (before the 20 that is).
1s5P2
?
No.45235
45236
[1d20 = 9]
>>45232
Huzzah! roll
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45236
45237 45238
>>45235
Cleave-strike lands, but doesn't kill; I'm assuming you're allocating the 20 to finish it?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45237
>>45236
Sure
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45238
45239 45240
>>45236
Kills it, getting another cleave.
1s5P2
?
No.45239
45241 45242
[1d20 = 13]
>>45238
Rolling
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45240
45241
>>45238
How many rounds out are the Tails from hitting positions?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45241
45243 45244
>>45239
Another hit.
In the aftermath of the leading heads dying and getting attacked, several of the heads begin to shriek. Trump, Fae, and Tracy roll a saving throw, adding any charisma bonus to the roll.
>>45240
They'll be in range by the end of this round.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45242
>>45239
Waiting to see if that killed it or not, because she gets an AoO.
1s5P2
?
No.45243
[1d20+15 = 18]
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>45241
The lower bonus roll is Fae, and assumes a fortitude save
T2++T
?
No.45244
45245 45247
[1d20+19 = 25]
>>45241
Does this count as a fear affect?
Rolling Fortitude, because that's what he said.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45245
45246
>>45244
>Forgot to add Constitution modifier
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45246
>>45245
The Cauchemar's 17 fortitude save includes the constitution modifier
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45247
45248 45250
>>45244
Its not a constitution modifier in this case, its charisma based. Also, yes it is a fear effect he says, assuming that Tracy knows what the heads are
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45248
>>45247
If it's a fear affect, Trump is immune, and Tracy gets a +4 bonus to her save, right?

"Noisy fuckers!" Tracy curses
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45249
45250
K, so everyone is either immune or saves. Moving on. From the railing of the airship Thez yells, "Oh FFS, just turn the bastards!"
1s5P2
?
No.45250
45251 45252 45254
[1d20 = 13]
>>45247
That looks unpleasant...

Slovenia targets the Right mass of Tails with spreading shot (15 rocks?)
>>45249
Trumpaladin shrugs

"I didn't think of that till after my last round"
1s5P2
?
No.45251
[15d20 = 160]
>>45250
Should that be 15 separate rolls?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45252
45253
>>45250
Just Turn them out of the way so we can enter. They're just bats flying out of a cave.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45253
45256
>>45252
It's not my turn, and we have to deal with these ones first
1nDFl
?
No.45254
[4d20 = 38]
>>45250
No. Also, its not her turn yet. Thez streaks by Trump, incurring several attacks of opportunity from the heads, making a bee-line for the hole.
1nDFl
?
No.45255
[1d20 = 18]
Saving throw vs poison
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45256
45257
>>45253
>we have to deal with these ones first
The generals could probably handle them.
Let's not burn time.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45257
45264
>>45256
Just calm the fuck down and let's kill these
1nDFl
?
No.45258
45259
[1d20 = 4]
Thez takes a grazing bite as she speeds toward the pyramid.
Now Slovenia can fire spread-shot (please declare this sorta thing in advance, so the crew can conceivably change munition in the same round)
1s5P2
?
No.45259
45260 45263
[1d20 = 15]
>>45258
Spread shot towards Right side

(I thought it was the trebuchet's default?)
1s5P2
?
No.45260
45261 45263 45264 45288
[14d20 = 206]
>>45259
Plus 14 other rocks
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45261
45262
>>45260
>That set of rolls
Holy shit
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45262
>>45261
Thats actually pretty fucking impressive.
Hats off to you
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45263
45267
>>45259
I assumed a single rock was the default.
>>45260
e_e We'll consider those the archer's shots, cuz it would be a waste otherwise.
Allips and Vargouilles fall left and right, as the archers continue to pepper them with shots. Most of the advancing enemies are kill or almost. The only pressing threat now is the continuous flow from the hole in the pyramid.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45264
45265
>>45257
[frisky nightmare noises]
>'These things are squishy, ~Flashy..! Let's cut into the meat already.'
*Blows cone of smoke in excitement*
>>45260
That outta finish them.
Now let's dive into this sexy dungeon.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45265
45267
>>45264
>"Fine!"
1s5P2
?
No.45266
45268 45271
[3d20 = 21]
Fae pounces a Head
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45267
45270 45271
>>45263
*Tracy charges into the hole, projecting her smoke cone ahead of her, whinnying in excitement*
>>45265
[happy nightmare noises]
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45268
>>45266
>Not great dice rolls
Uh, her modifier should be +20 +18 +18
T2++T
?
No.45270
[1d20+21 = 29]
>>45267
Rolling to Spot anything bigger lurking inside the hole ahead of time.
>>45269
*draws sword and kills squishy targets*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45271
45272 45279
>>45267
Hold your,... self. There's a mob of heads and tails coming out of it still, unless you're attempting an overrun.
>>45266
Nom nom

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45272
45273
>>45271
>Unless you're attempting an overrun
I'm betting yes

Are the Spartans or Gestapo rated as archers?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45273
>>45272
Not that I'm aware of
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45274
45275 45278
>>45115
"Hey guys me groin stoped hurting, me ready to fight.
i didnt have to drive as far as i thought i did.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45275
45276
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>45274
HUZZAH!

Come in and kill shit
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45276
45277 45281
>>45275
Tldr what am i killing?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45277
45280
>>45276
Infernius can't teleport, he's still in the tower. Xp
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45278
45288
>>45274
YAY, THE CLERIC IS BACK
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45279
>>45271
>unless you're attempting an overrun
Sure. Trample the fuckers.
*blows smoke to fuck-up their attack rolls*
>*stompy-stompy*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45280
>>45277
*Sprints towards the exit*
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45281
45282
>>45276
It's like Vargoilles? Flying undead coming out like bats. Also check out this kiss ass set of rolls I got rolling for the Generals >>45260. I tried to make it a multi-shot for a trebuchet but GM reassigned it to the archers

Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45282
>>45281
>Kiss ass
Lol. Kick ass
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45283
45284 45286 45288
Alright. Not to dial things back or anything, but as soon as Trump goes ahead and turns these bitches, the entrance to the pyramid is secure. No casualties or injuries were sustained (except Thez of all ppl) and most importantly, no one got kissed or wisdom drained (they do that btw).
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45284
>>45283
Torc flys to the hole in the wall
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45285
For the record, that was my only question; do the citizens and militia take any status ailments, injuries, or casualties. That the party was gonna mob on them was a given.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45286
45287
>>45283
TURNS UNDEAD!
1nDFl
?
No.45287
45289
[1d20 = 2]
>>45286

Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45288
45290
>>45283
What happened to muh waifu?
>>45260
Top Rolls.
>>45278
It is i cleric bull
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45289
>>45287
That is either very good or very bad

Uh... I think the circlet of persuasion adds +3 to turn checks?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45290
45291
>GM assumes that he can forego looking at the fine details of undead turning and just roll
>2
Every time
>>45288
She charged through/around the vargs and got bitten trying to engage at the entrance.

Okkay good, the turning check still worked. Vargs shrivel up and collapse with creepy shrieks, and the Allips evaporate.
As usual, the Port Barry citizens are overjoyed and start cheering, meanwhile the dungeon beckons.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45291
45292
>>45290
Turns back to blow a kiss at the cheering citizens, heroically waves, and then enters the dungeon
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45292
45293 45299
>>45291
Reeee wait for me.
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45293
>>45292
I'm sorry, but this was the best I could do to hold back Tracy's Faggot. He's so impatient he didn't even want to kill this wave of enemies
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45294
45296
"Hello everyone, we doing this?"
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45295
45297 45301 45310 45346
entrance.png
The entry to the pyramid is a wide open and spacious room. Decayed remains of ancient corpses are strewn everywhere, many without heads. This room hasn't been touched by anything living in,... at all? The stench of death and decay is almost nauseating, and aside from a massive pillar in the center, there are two sets of staircases leading down on either side of it.
1s5P2
?
No.45296
45298 45300 45305
[1d20 = 4]
[1d20 = 7]
>>45294
Fae does spot and listen check
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45297
45302
>>45295
"Well this is fucked up. Whose going in in first?"
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.45298
>>45296
Uh... +15 modifiers on each
T2++T
?
No.45299
45304
[1d20+25 = 41]
>>45292
You'll catch up soon enough.
Better for Tracy to go first, with her Trap Sense.

Rolling Search to check for Traps, hazards, or hidden treasure, upon entering the room.
T2++T
?
No.45300
45311
[1d20+21 = 40]
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>45296
Tracy does the same
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45301
45303 45305
>>45295
"..I have to say, this place doesn't look half bad."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45302
45312
>>45297
*pushes past*
1s5P2
?
No.45303
45305 45306
[1d20 = 19]
Trumpaladin does search check

Target is "What the fuck did this room used to be?" Greater description of room

>>45301
*glares*
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.45304
45306 45307
>>45299
*Sad faggot noises*
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45305
45309 45311 45313
>>45296
"I can hear bones clacking against the ground, shifting sounds, some liquid sounds, lots of moaning and spoopy sounds,... nothing immediate however."
>>45301
kek
>>45303
It almost looks like a courtyard or a rooftop, except for being inside.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45306
45308 45309
>>45303
*quizical stare*
"You're not afraid, are you, Flashy?"
>>45304
You'll get there in minutes on Utachit.
Infernius has Natural Cunning too, so he'll catch up to the party in no time in the dungeon.