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Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44896
44905
What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.

Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.

The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
1248 replies and 108 files omitted.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44898
741.png

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44899
nightmare.jpg
>tfw trying to sleep but "elves" keep stepping on you
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44900
44901 44902
GM, could Torc possibly craft those orbs that Temptest uses at the begining at the movie?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44901
44903 44904
>>44900
Can you give a picture? I missed those beginning scenes
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44902
44903
>>44900
Either them or something along those lines. It depends on exactly the effect you're going for. They appear to encase the victim in crystal or stone, and there's a number of spells that use that type of effect or something similar.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44903
>>44901
I can't find a pic, but imagine a small black orb with a fragmented green crystal inside
>>44902
Yeah, I was going for the encasement
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44904
44906
>>44901
https://kimcartoon.io/Cartoon/My-Little-Pony-The-Movie-2017.54405/Episode-Movie?id=76413 Its just a little past the first song.

Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44905
44925
1515481183080.png
>>44896
*rubs ana's stomach,and then puts ear up to her stomach*
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44906
>>44904
Thanks, I see it.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44907
44909 44918
>>44895 →
>Don't see her as stuck up
That's probably the wrong word. Maybe more like "judgemental." In her limited dialogue she expressed disgust at Trumpaladin's sex with Tracy (she went back on this when she figured there was a religious purpose to it), disgust at the suggestion of keeping the sloppy remnants of the Tarasque Football, and my favorite line from her - the condescension expressed in saying "I'm surprised to see the blue one didn't eat you" to Slovenia when they first met. It's like GM's idea of Lawful Good is "condescending and self-righteous." I love it.

>Mythril is expensive and time consuming
Pfft! Even with a large sized non-humanoid it's only like 4800 for Fae and 5600 for Trachemar. And if Lenos can't make it quickly, I bet the gnomes can. Besides, I've been trying to set up a metallurgical industry in Port Barry. Surely they can do mythril smithing

>it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks
Can it? I mean, it's kind of intuitive that Mounted Combat represents a rider moving the mount out of the line of Attack, so maybe it increases the Touch Attack AC

>Trumpaladin can train for it
I'm not sure what his next feat should be, but I really want Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem. I am not sure if GM will let me take that as his racial feat. Fae should train for Hover, Fly-by attack, or Improved Grapple
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44908
44910 44911
bab5c6f0e744d25c6049c9969841f9f9.jpg
515d193dcc8867a8b0b5a738470097d4.jpg
dd-meme-dungeon-crawl.jpg
TOH_ResourceManagement.jpg
So, is the party ready for the crawl yet?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44909
44911
>>44907
Its not so much that thats my impression of Lawful Good, its how I imagine Fae might respond to such,... diverse behavior from a paladin and the party he interacts with.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44910
44912
>>44908
Depends what dungeon are you talking about? The trapazoid?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44911
44913
>>44908
Give me like an hour to bathe and get food or something

>>44909
I can just imagine her constant facepalming at Trumpaladin's fuckery
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44912
44916 44917
>>44910
Yes, that one.
Torc's just about to blow it open, right?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44913
44914
>>44911
*facepawing
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44914
44915
>>44913
Yes, that.

High Priestess dander-free Kitty is adorable
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44915
>>44914
Meh. I never interact with her.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44916
44918
>>44912
With the airship?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44917
44918
I just finished the movie. That was good
>>44912
Uh, I guess I am now.
Full broadside + spells?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44918
44919 44920 44921 44922
>>44907
>Weapon Finesse for him and Vanderiem
A Bastard sword is nowhere close to a light weapon. It's too heavy to be finessable.
You'd want something like Weapon Focus in bastard swords if you want moar damage with it (he's already gained proficiency, right?)
>>44916
>>44917
Bring the ship down right next to it, then fire with the canons.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44919
44925
>>44918
>inb4 a mythril bastard sword
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44920
44921 44926
>>44918
Full broadside and spells COMING UP
Torc pilots the ship until the temple is at the edge of the cannons range
I'm not starting yet though.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44921
44923 44924 44926
>>44918
>>44920
>These fuckers are proceeding anyways before I can get my tendies
At least 1. target an area at the precise center of the area between the two far ends where it should be weakest 2. Order attacks with mundane artillery at similar points on other sides of the pyramid so it isn't immediately obvious which side has the breach and 3. Order the General, Ghestapo, Slovenia and whoever to be ready to attack anything that comes out of the breach, and after the party go in, to attack anything that isn't the party coming out
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44922
>>44918
Weapon Focus is what I meant
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44923
44925 44960
>>44921
We're not starting, just getting ready. Go forth, and gather unto you yonder tendies
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44924
>>44921
I literally said I'm not starting yet.
I'm startigg at about 2000est
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44925
44926 44928
>>44905
>>44923
>>44919
What do i hear/feel
>>44905

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44926
44927 44930
>>44920
I'm ready.
I've maxed-out Tracy's search ability, so traps shouldn't be a huge issue at the beginning.
>>44921
pretty much this.
>>44925
Alcohol sloshing.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44927
>>44926
"Reeeeeeeeeeeee fetal alcohol syndrome!!"
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44928
44929 44931
>>44925
She's not that pregnant yet
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44929
>>44928
*massages stomach*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44930
>>44926
I'm not ready tho
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44931
44932
>>44928
*grabs boobs*
*gently pinches nipple*
1nDFl
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No.44932
44933
[1d20 = 8]
>>44931
"Really?" Grabs and pulls nose-ring.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44933
44934 44935
1504789815609.jpg
>>44932
*erection initiated*
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44934
>>44933
Eww
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44935
>>44933
*thump*
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44936
44937 44941
*goes to the bathaus*
*faps*
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44937
44938 44939 44941
>>44936
o_O
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44938
44939 44942
>>44937
I feel dirty after reading it
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44939
44940 44945
>>44937
What?
>>44938
Really?
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44940
>>44939
U nasty
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44941
44942 44943
>>44937
This

>>44936
YOU HAVE A WAIfU. FUCK HER. YOU ARE IN AN RPG. THERE IS NO REASON TO FAP.

When I want my character to masturbate to Slovenia or some other cute but untouchable pony, I just have him have sex with or sleep-rape Tracy as a proxy. Your character can do the same - except, you know, with Thez
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44942
44943
>>44938
Yeah, I would have much preferred he post something like "Grapples Thez and takes her to the bathhouse" or something along those lines.
>>44941
This

Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44943
44944 44945 44946
>>44942
>>44941
>implying hes not rubbing one out to last longer.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44944
>>44943
Just ejaculate in the waifu twice. My character also does that
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44945
44949
haram_absolutely__by_cybikum-da01elb.jpg
>>44939
That's just one of those things that unless one is careful, they end up imagining before they intend to. I would much rather imagine Thez getting railed by....
>>44943
... okay that was a decent save, but still
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44946
44949
>>44943
Nope, fuck this I'm out
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44947
44948 44950
Are y'all ready for the crawl yet?

*adds a bunch of mundane bullshit tools to bag*
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44948
>>44947
Hold the fuck on, I'm typing out the initial attack strategy. You'll fuck it up if uyou don't do it right
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44949
44952
>>44946
>children cannot consent
>>44945
"Thez,you,me,my room now!"
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44950
44951
>>44947
No, not yet really, cause I gtg for a while here in a little bit. But I'll broadside the temple
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44951
44954
>>44950
>>44950
Wait one minute
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44952
44953 44955
>>44949
"Or?" ^_~
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44953
44955
>>44952
"Well theres alot of people here. Me sure that they Don't want to hear your screams of passion."
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44954
44956 44957
>>44951
What did you say? Broadside now?
Well, if you wan me too
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44955
44958
>>44952
>>44953
"Unless you into that."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44956
>>44954
Just crack it open. We're not going in yet.
f anything comes out, we'll just kill it.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44957
>>44954
No I have a strategy. I'm writing it up
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44958
44959 44961 44984
>>44955
Her eyebrow twitches and she fights back a smirk, before grabbing his nose-ring again and <whoooof>.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44959
44984
>>44958
*pulls out BDSM rope*
1s5P2
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No.44960
44961 44962 44966 44987
>>44923
Alright, so the main reason I did not want the egg crapped open without my being there was because I figured it would be done wrong. So here's how I would do it.

First off, before we go in, get Torcuil to reactivate the magic shield on the airship. It's kind of obvious to do so. I have no idea it would stop those flying undead things from flying in, but it would prevent an ethereal sneak attack, and maybe it would stupify and confuse the enemy the way it did us, just long enough to allow multiple rounds with ranged weapons. That's important because the airship is going to have to be left guarded only with low level NPCs. Also, and this is very important, familiarize at least one NPC with use of the airship controls, so it can be maneuvered while the party is away

Now, how to bombard the pyramid. The Party now has three sets of cannons. Seven from Durpistan, an unknown number in the Jolly Cunt, and the 14 bigger and better ones in the slipper cunt. This allows for three separate sides of the pyramid to be shot at once from different angles. One by the Ghestapo operating the Jolly Cunt, One by the Spartans operating the captured cannons on the docks, and one operated by the generals on the airship. The reason three sides should be shot at once is so that the persons inside the pyramid are confused and unable to tell immediately which side has been penetrated, or perhaps may even believe that the newer shots with the airship cannons are the same as the earlier shots from the older cannons, and thus may not realize the hull has been breached at all. When this is accomplished, the Jolly cunt should be maneuvered around so that its cannons can be focused on the breach, or perhaps the Ghestapo should exit and return to the docks.

As soon as the pyramid is breached, the party should enter. However, once the party has entered, the breech may be used by the occupants of the pyramid to exit and attack the city. To this end, slovenia should keep the trebuchet focused on the breech, and the spartans should focus cannons on it, being prepared for Melee combat if anything comes to the docks. Likewise, the ghestapo should return to prepare for melee combat

The generals will remain in the airship to provide ranged support. They should have masterwork composite longbows, with those who can handle them having higher strength ratings, the far shot feat for a range increment of 165 feet, weapon focus for a better attack, weapon specialization for better damage, and that one feat that eliminates the penalty for shooting at an opponent engaged in melee combat with an ally. I was unfortunately not able to buff them up much for melee combat should the enemy get too close, but they have point blank shot, which gives a slight boost at danger close range. In the alternative, if there are any shots left in the Slippery Cunt's cannons, the Spartans can stay on the Slippery cunt to operate those, and then provide melee support in the Slippery Cunt is boarded.
\r
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44961
44962 44966
>>44958
>>44960
How could I have forgotten?

The area where the wall should have the lowest tensile strength is the point equidistant between the two ends. So shooting at the precise center should have the greatest effect, as that is likely the weakest point. Shoot that spot above the waterline
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44962
44966 44987
>>44960
>>44961
Of course, the Generals and other NPCs are ordered to shoot anything undead coming out. They can take a moment to try and see what it is if what exits looks human or like the party members, but otherwise, shoot, with artillery and ranged weapons
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44963
44964
Fuck your bans you peice of (CENSORED BY MOD WAIFU THEIF)
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44964
44969
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>>44963
You're welcome
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44966
44971
>>44960
>>44961
>>44962
Good plan you are gonna wait on me and thez though right?
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44969
>>44964
You should make a /sp/ thread with the best scruffies.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44970
44972 44973
>>44968
Yeah, but you ignore the fact that the characters still have freedom of movement independent from the group.
It's not your game alone. Let other faggots decide what they want to do with their roles/characters.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44971
44978
>>44966
Are you planning on having the Gestapo do something?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44972
>>44970
Jesus Christ let my character do something. Let me have time to respond. Please hold the fuck up and let me post on things. Let me have the freedom to have an input into how the pyramid is breeched
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44973
44974
>>44970
It's not your game alone either you fuck. Yet you try and relentlessly advance game play when the rest of us are trying to live human lives or are busy typing
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44974
44976
>>44973
Don't ban other players because you don't like what they might do. They can do anything they want.
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.44975
44977 44979 44980
GM, can we postpone tonight while the children try to settle their differences?
In the meantime, i gtg
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44976
44981 44983
>>44974
So can I you insulant fucker. Now stop trying to fuck everything up for the other three of us by advancing things that affect everyone while we are occupied
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44977
>>44975
Are you still available at 8PM EST?
Anonymous
1KuxI
?
No.44978
>>44971
Ill comply with brads plan seems pretty well thought out desu.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44979
>>44975
I'm cooking for the family atm anyway.
Do what you need to do.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44980
>>44975
Postpone how? Do you mean "until tonight" or do you mean tonight altogether?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.44981
44982
>>44976
>advancing things
Characters don't speed-up time by acting. They can only move to a limited degree in the time they have.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44982
44983
>>44981
How much time does your character have? When you do something with your character that takes an hour, then time in the game has advanced an entire hour. When the rest of us come back and see that time has still advanced an hour, we often can't respond to an event that has already happened, and may even lose an hour

For instance, if you just "crack open" the pyramid without doing any of the preparations described above, you run several risks that could be prevented simply by following the preparations.

Look, I like this game too. And one of the things I like most about it is preparing strategies like I did in >>44960. When you say "just crack it open" cuz' impatient, then I lose my ability to play the game

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44983
44984
>>44976
I see your point, and the game will not resume until everyone is suitably situated
>>44982
This is an important point. To some degree, when a character goes off into left field, other player actions and activities can be fitted into the earlier period, that's not always the case.
Anonymous
1KuxI
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No.44984
44985 44986 44987 44993
>>44983
But is >>44959 and >>44958
Still happening while everyone is preparing?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.44985
>>44984
Yes of course
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44986
44987
>>44984
Who's directing the Gestapo?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44987
45003
>>44984
Well, since >>44960 >>44961 >>44962 is the preparations I want to do, and because Infernius agrees in >>44978, let's say that Trumpaladin makes the preparations to execute this plan in the lead up to the breech. Because the Infernius character is busy railing Thez, let's say that he gives Trumpaladin authority to use his forces for this purpose

Also, I should have specified this, but the side that the Airship breechs has to be one that can be shot at from the docks and from water, although I guess at an angle. Because of the shape of the harbor, I do think this will be possible, but the forces targeting the other sides will need to be moved to face the breech as the party enters. Since the party will be there to respond to any immediate threats at first, and because the generals will be providing ranged support on the airship, there should be time to do this appropriately

Also, prior to to breech shot, at least one salvo should be shot at the Pyramid from the false sides, so that way the enemy is under impression that the real breaching salvo is as ineffective as the salvos that preceded it, effectively "crying wolf" in cannon shots

>>44986
Let's say Trumpaladin is while Infernius is fucking Thez
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44989
>>44988
Why wouldn't they? Especially if Infernius hands Trumpaladin the Fasces, which I'm sure is his standard
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44990
44991 44992
Tracy goes to feed her birds.
What time is it in game?
Anonymous
1s5P2
?
No.44991
In Ancient Rome, roman cohorts were lead by officers who carried the Fasces. The Fasces is a symbol of Collective Authority rested in and excercised by a single individual. This symbolism is recognized by Infernius.

One of Infernius's Feats is "Standard Bearer." Since it's homebrew, we may as well have a bit more fun with it and say that he is a literal standard bearer. That is, he literally carries around a Fasces that symbolizes his leadership. If it were given to another individual, it would be a clear sign of "I am authorized to lead you on behalf of your true leader while he is absent." So why not do that, and we can have savvy preparations while Infernius fucks his waifu

>>44990
I would bet on later morning, like 11 AM or maybe as early as 10
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44992
>>44990
I'd say about noonish, since that would be the best time of day to attack spoopies
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44993
44994
>>44984
Did you ever give that puppy a name?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44994
44995 44996
>>44993
When did he get a puppy?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44995
44998
>>44994
Apparently, a while ago.
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.44996
44997 44998 45001
>>44994
That was hella days ago, back when the party first liberated the Port from the (((rats)))
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44997
>>44996
Well, fug...
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.44998
44999 45004
>>44995
>>44996
I guess I have a neglected Unicorn...

Before he leaves for the docks, Trumpaladin greats Felicia (I think I had him do that earlier in the morning as well, but I am not sure)

"Would you by chance know how to operate an Airship?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.44999
45000 45002
>>44998
Give her some space, m8. You killed her like 3 days ago.
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45000
>>44999
No
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45001
45003 45004
>>44996
... Is he still alive?
Also, what kind of dog? Standard, guard, riding?
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45002
45005
>>44999
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
Anonymous
MdGJ1
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No.45003
>>44987
Yea you have authority while im fuggin thez.
>>45001
A teacup.

Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45004
45006 45007
>>44998
Blank stare[/i]
"An air,... ship?"
>>45001
A teacup chihuahua iirc

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45005
45007
>>45002
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45006
45008
4221396001_4093141479001_DOG.jpg
>>45004
>teacup chihuahua
Anonymous
1s5P2
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No.45007
45009 45012 45015 45020
Storm_King's_airship_descends_on_Canterlot_MLPTM.png
>>45004
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that

>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places

>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight

>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45008
45010 45023
PAY-Adolf-the-puppy-and-Adolf-Hitler.jpg
adolf-hitler-chihuahua.jpg
264DEB3000000578-2978965-Claire_Walsh_from_Gorseinon_Swansea_reckons_Adolf_is_a_beauty_an-m-32_1425466737231.jpg
264DEB2C00000578-2978965-Meet_Adolf_the_poor_Chihuahua_puppy_who_is_a_canine_dopelganger_-m-24_1425466164325.jpg
Adolph_SUM_3219377b.jpg
>>45006
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog

Name: ?????
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45009
>>45007
>painter
Fukking kek

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
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No.45010
45023
>>45008
Infernius, gib name!
Anonymous
4k+jL
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No.45011
45013 45014
I'm back who died while I was gone?
Anonymous
1nDFl
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No.45012
45016
>>45007
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45013
45018
>>45011
No one yet, but the night is young.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45014
45018
>>45011
Nobody.
Still waiting to kill shit.
Aim the canons.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45015
45018 45019
>>45007
I thought Torc was going to be the pilot?
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45016
>>45012
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*

"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45017
Everyone good then? No rush but,... murder
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45018
45022
>>45013
>prepares funeral pyre
>>45015
I AM THE PILOT
>>45014
Torc turns the ship so it is positioned for a broadside
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45019
>>45015
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45020
45021 45028
>>45007
You have lots more logistical support than military btw
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45021
>>45020
>we do have logistical support
Huzzah! Use them for operating artillery and piloting ships
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45022
45024
>>45018
Oh yeah, turn that shield thing back on on the ship
Anonymous
MdGJ1
?
No.45023
>>45010
>>45008
Sparkle.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45024
45025 45026
>>45022
It wasn't a function of the ship, it was a spell
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45025
45027
>>45024
This
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45026
45029 45034
>>45024
I see. Same order

Torcuil, recreate that magic shield thingy
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45027
>>45025
Can you recreate any portion of it?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45028
45031 45032
>>45020
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45029
45030
>>45026
I don't even know what it was
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45030
45033
>>45029
Do you have a meme that can approximate its effects? Like "you have no power here"?
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45031
45033
>>45028
Nah. This ship was designed to be effortless and stress-less to fly.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45032
>>45028
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45033
45035 45037
>>45031
But it's muh ship
>>45030
Uh, give me a minute, I may use "You have no power here" but I have a feeling that would be more of a power drain then stayout sign
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45034
45037
866af567cf80a5adfec41c2097631fd4--character-portraits-character-ideas.jpg
>>45026
Last we knew, it took several casters.

Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45035
45036
>>45033
You can be the air-pilot. You've got the ranks in Engineering knowledge anyway.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45036
45039
>>45035
Yay
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45037
45038 45043
>>45033
That'll work. Just anything to reduce the power of magic creatures who are fighting archers

>>45034
We need the airship's cannons just to enter the the pyramid in the first place. And then it's useful for ranged fire support


Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45038
45040
>>45037
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45039
>>45036
Wizard is best artificer anyway.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45040
45041
>>45038
The only way we have to enter the pyramid is to shoot the pyramid, and then enter
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45041
45042
>>45040
Yeah, but don't have someone shooting canons after we've entered.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45042
45048
>>45041
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45043
45044 45045
>>45037
Okay then
"Hahaha, you have no power here!"
Should the characters meet up on the airship?

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45044
45046 45047
>>45043
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.

Is everyone ready/present?
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45045
45047
>>45043
We could, although we could also just have the remainder stay near the breach.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45046
>>45044
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach

Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45047
45049 45050
>>45044
>>45045
Works for me
Torc grabs the intercom mic
"Listen her fuckers, we have one chance at blowing a hole in these fuckers before they send shit at us. So be ready, and may Kek be with ye. Ready your cannons."
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45048
45053
>>45042
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45049
45052
>>45047
"Uhm, sir? We're right here, you don't need the intercom,...."

Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45050
45051
>>45047
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45051
45054
>>45050
The Spartans are still here?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45052
45055
>>45049
Why is everyone in the cockpit?
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45053
45057
>>45048
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45054
>>45051
The contingent is, yes. They have not yet learned all of the ways of football
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45055
45056 45058
>>45052
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45056
>>45055
Oh
"Oh, sorry bout that"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45057
45058 45060
>>45053
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.

Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45058
45059 45063
>>45055
I imagined two decks with a small cockpit room attached to the front.
"Sorry Mr. Snek, I gotta staff you for a while."
Torc grabs the staff and sticks it on his back.
>>45057
"Hey! Now we have a target!"
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45059
45061
>>45058
You think Snek could double as a broom of flying?
Ze92i
?
No.45060
45070
>>45057
Anyways, Trumpaladin is on the pyramid bear Tracy where the breach is expected, riding Fae
\r
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45061
>>45059
Maybe....
Eh, maybe some other time
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45062
"Where is Infernius?" Trumpaladin asks
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45063
45064 45065
cunt.png
>>45058
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45064
45072
>>45063
Wait, all the cannons are on one side? Nice.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45065
>>45063
Man them with support NPCs if possible, and the General's if not
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45066
45067 45068 45069
The cannons are semi automated, all u gotta do is turn a crank.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45067
>>45066
Oh this is even better
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45068
>>45066
Torcuil gets the honors then
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45069
45072
>>45066
Wait, is therr one crank that fires all, or a crank per?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45070
45071 45075
296525__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_nicolas cage_nudity_plot_solo_solo femal.jpeg
>>45060
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45071
>>45070
Delete your post so GM will forget
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45072
45073
>>45064
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.

Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45073
45074 45076
>>45072
Ready guys?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45074
>>45073
Ready.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45075
45077
>>45070
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45076
>>45073
Ready
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45077
45080
>>45075
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45078
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
1nDFl
?
No.45079
45081
[14d20 = 106]
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45080
45082 45083 45084
>>45077
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?

And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45081
>>45079
>1
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45082
>>45080
And Survival...
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45083
>>45080
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45084
45085 45086
>>45080
If I let Tracy cast spells, do you promise to keep playing her like a knob?
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45085
45088
>>45084
>playing her like a knob
.. I didn't realize I was doing that..
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45086
45087 45088 45089 45098
>>45084
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45087
>>45086
>stupid
Rude.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45088
45094
>>45085
I'm kidding, but she does act 'ill advised' from time to time
>>45086
It's hilarious to me,....
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45089
45094
>>45086
I think its funny
Anonymous
MdGJ1
?
No.45090
45092 45093 45094 45095
I gotta go for the night guys. Sorry.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45092
>>45090
e_e
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45093
>>45090
Awwww, its okay. See you later.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45094
45097
image.jpeg
>>45090
Aww

>>45089
>>45088
It's not funny for me

Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45095
>>45090
Okay...
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45096
45100
>>45091
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
Anonymous
4k+jL
?
No.45097
45099
>>45094
Guys I think he mad
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45098
45101
>>45086
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
Anonymous
1nDFl
?
No.45099
45101 45103
>>45097
Me on the right
Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45100
45101
1459509__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_monochrome_pony_>rape_sketch_throne_traditional art_vulg.jpeg
>>45096
Tracy has street Wisdom.
Anonymous
Ze92i
?
No.45101
45102
image.jpeg
>>45098
>very many
>unable to recover from
That's your standard?

>>45099
It's infuriating. How am I supposed to be the grand planner and schemer when she does that?

>>45100
Street wisdom would advise her better


Mrs. Sentry
T2++T
?
No.45102
45107
>>45101
>standard
Yes.
>planner and schemer
Shit happens, m8.