What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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[1d20+25 = 32]
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
>>45512
*praises Epona*
Rolling Search to detect traps/mimics before rapidly ransacking chests
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Alright, so Infernius and Thez are fighting a trio (its three btw), Tracy and Trump are gettin filthy rich (you guys should roll too).
[4d20 = 47]
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
>>45518
Trumpaladin does not know how to open chests in d&d, so he quick draws Sugoito, and hits the chest repeatedly with it
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[4d20 = 52]
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
>>45538
I wouldn't except we can't really take it back anyways, and I'm not fully convinced it isn't a mimic or trapped or what have you
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Fun fact; chance, skill, ability, or other skill checks can be combined. Meaning, if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once he could, while other characters could multi-chad their way through things.
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>>45541
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
What does that mean? We could do a single roll for multiple checks?
>if Infernius wanted to fail at several checks at once
>pic related
[1d20 = 4]
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
>>45546
Example. Thez is rolling for listen, spot, sneak, hide, knowledge: architecture, and
[2d20 = 20]
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Rolling combination Grapple on Horse pussy and Ride check
Praise Epona!
Yhrz
Fug. This is Tracy's side
And Infernius' side
Tracy leaves the room after pocketing everything that isn't nailed down.
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[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
[1d20+20 = 39]
Trumpaldin has out Vanderiem, his ring shield of Force, and Fae does spot and listen checks
Trumpaladin does a detect evil in front of the door
>>45580
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>Faggot, in his half-asleep fog, realizes he hasn't opened them
Do they fit in the Bag Of Holding?
>>45604
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
>Vice-like grip of nightmare pussy
You're not getting out of that until or unless she let's him free.
I think that's a nice place to leave off.
Goodnight, faggots.
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>>45610
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>Is smart enough to know not to place hand into chest
>Is not smart enough to know better than to finger an OP demon horse
>>45610
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
It's inescapable, and you know it.
1st rule of dungeoneering: don't stick your hands into holes you can't see into if you're not prepared to face the plausible consequences.
*Powerful steaming glutes shudder feverishly around hand*
>Faggot ACTUALLY goes to bed this time
>>45613
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
He's hopelessly trapped, but she's soft on the inside, gently holding him firmly in place. She won't break anything unless something suddenly compels her to clench: then his hand would be kill, because it counts as helpless.
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In the 44th chapter of Mixed Nuts (yeah, it's been that long) our fearless Paladin finds himself in peril deep within a pitch-black dungeon. In his attempt to reach out for a priceless treasure, he has found his arm trapped within a particularly difficult trap. He finds his dominant hand trapped tightly within the bone-crushing grasp of Tracy's herculean horsepussy, with little hope of escape. As his hand begins to turn blue and the excruciating pain slowly begins to die away, and he sees his waifu shudder unresponsively, too stimulated and "unwise" to save her beloved.
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
So, what are you going to do next, Mr. Hero?
*Trumpaladin makes mental note never to stick any body part in Trachemar ever again*
>>45622
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
[unintelligible babbling]
Tracy is both Fascinated and Confused. In her state of ecstatic bliss, she is unable to assist. She howls and shudders in pleasure, oblivious to her loved one's danger, her tail sticking straight up like a firecracker, begging for more.
What will you do now, Anon?
>>45623
She does have a history of getting objects hopelessly caught back there.
Tracy's vaginal muscles are unmatched in sheer Strength and power, but even she is no match for the graceful touch of a Paladin's magical hand.
>>45625
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
[heavenly squealing]
*bone-crushing clench* (it's completely numb by now, so it doesn't really hurt)
Tracy's front knees buckle momentarily before she keels over in pleasure, dragging Trumpaladin face-first into her butt with a *WUMP*.
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>>45628
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
She loses desirability as a mount if she can't be grabbed without consequence. That's one of her advantages
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>>45639
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
Fae is currently the only individual capable of combat
If it's just Torcuil coming in the room that's all we need
[1d20+20 = 38]
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
[1d20+20 = 25]
>>45648
>torch
Okay...
*Tracy's eye's flicker open at the sudden light*
"Wh-what's going on?!"
Rolling to Spot and Listen
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Several more eerie creak sounds echo in the chamber, and piles of dust are flung into the air, obscuring vision and giving everyone concealment.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
>>45650
No no, she's still unconscious. Trump can't light a torch one-handed.
I'm not going to advance it much at the moment, I just want you to know that you are literally and figuratively fucked atm.
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>>45654
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>it was a trap anyway
Well fug me....
I thought that search check would suffice, but it must be pretty high CR..
>>45658
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
Tracy has improved uncanny dodge, so she won't be caught flat-footed unless she's unconscious!
>he can't fight with only one hand
Yes you can! You use a bastard sword.
>get the fuck out
Probably a good idea.
[1d20+23 = 32]
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>>45659
*wakes up and hops to her feet*
"Wh-what?! What's going on?!"
>defensive stance on all fours sword drawn
Rolling to Listen to where the enemy is
>"If we die in here I'm never speaking to you again"
Just as a question, when you said Kefka had turned himself into a demi-god through magick, what approximate rank was he? I just realized that Life Drain is a Divine Ability.
>>45671
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
Rank 0 is equal to an Abomination, and Rank 1-5 would be considered demigod, although I wasn't sure exactly how powerful he was, since he was so vain and underestimated the party. I'd been trying to figure it out on my own ever since the fight back then.
Was he using Control Creatures to dominate the Tarrasque?
>tfw you literally have a god's skeleton in your closet
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>>45673
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
>Tracy's faggot is a idiot megalomaniac who's studied a great deal for the purpose of theomachia.
>>45673
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>Asks for two or three new superpowers every single day that deviate from or directly violate D&D rules
>Expects the tiny and minute details of every enemy we encounter to have several hours spent to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
>>45675
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>to ensure the enemy precisely abides by D&D rules
No. I just want to see what kind of god we killed back then.
>>45676
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
It's not important though.
There's little reason for players to know anyway, because the PC characters would have no way of knowing any of it.
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>>45678
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
Anyway, I definitely want to make another Hand of Glory out of Kefka's other hand now. Tracy doesn't really need the Hand of the Mage anymore now that she has her animated claw-hands.
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>>45682
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
Waiting to get fugged by the monsters that just appeared.
'There's dust flying everywhere and everyone has concealment (can't see shit)
>>45682
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
Tracy and Trump are suffering misfortune to do with their choice of getting descriptively intimate in the middle of an undead temple. Torcuil can't see a damn thing cuz there's dust filling the air, and Trump has a gimpy arm. There's shuffling sounds, and something cast a spell in an unknown language.
So, was the constant Deathwatch from Tracy's Eyes of Doom able to tell if these targets are also undead?
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>>45691
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
I'm trying to tell if what just jumped out was undead or not. Her glasses should've been able to discern it, unless the dust also blocks that.
*readies sword*
>>45692
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>The door is not blocked and is damned close
THANK ELWAY
Can either of Trumpaladin's main weapons (Vanderiem and Suigoto) be wielded in the off hand?
>>45693
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
It's a number of enemies that disguised themselves as chests with a spell and probably used that magic-dust spell to make the room look abandoned
>>45697
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
When the hell did you get kamina glasses?
>one hand
Which hand though? Because an off hand may not be good enough
>>45698
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
What are you holding in the other hand?
Also, it doesn't count as an off-hand if you're not fighting with the other.
>>45689
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
Torcuil, would you be a dear and see if there is a wall of force blocking the exit? If there is, can you do something to help?
>>45701
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
One hand is gimped and covered in horse juice, and the other hand is just basically a left hand not being used for anything
>>45708
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
I don't know. It would reduce the lay of hands later. If these are Lichs and Vampires, we need to leave and find Infernius. If these are like 10 mimics, we might be able to fight
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45708
Well fug...
Thank Epona for Uncanny Dodge, because she's a sitting duck.
Since we all have Concealment, Tracy Makes a Hide check.
>>45712
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
Better. Can it wield a weapon yet?
>>45708
Worst case scenario: the enemies are 9 Vampires and a Democrat Senator Lich who used illusion spells and dust spells to lay a careful trap. That sound we heard was a Wall of Force spell being cast on the entrance
>>45714
If you can make moves when it isn't your turn then Detect Undead
>>45715
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>a careful trap.
Tbh, idk if this was a planned trap. Tracy rolled pretty well with her trap sense, so maybe these guys were summoned for other reasons.
>>45715
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
>Detect Undead
The glasses only tell her of something is alive, dead, near death, undead, or lifeless. They don't Detect anything.
[1d20+3 = 14]
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
[1d20+4 = 14]
>>45716
I think this means Snek is first and Torc second...
Mr. Snek makes a listen/spot check.
Torc makes a spellcraft check. What bonus does 18 ranks in spellcraft and arcana knowledge get me?
>>45726
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
>why
I was under the impression that a spell was cast. If not, Torc fires at a one of the noises Snek heard [1d20 = 3]
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