Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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In fact, you've probably had to listen at some point to a rant about ziggers, kikes, both-and, or 'other', through intervening moments that we'll just assume 'happened' while walking across this plain.
"You guys need mounts," Thez offers cynically.
>>2877Can I borrow an oven?
I dont mean to brag, but I can make a mean cake
>>2878Tuump can ride Tracy
( ° ʖ °)
>>2879And it didnt work
I CALL THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL ANIMAL
>>2886What is that an actually pic?
Its ugly enough
>>2887A very aroused Pakistani Pakistani man?
>>2890Do minotaurs not have fucking google
Also why Pakistani?
>>2888As residential meme mage,
Im sorry Trump but the trips command it
>>2891Infernuis seen things, have seen terrible things.
>missed all this
YOU'RE confused,....
>>2893You mage, me thought you smart, haha
>>2891Don't even think about casting a spell to make Tracy large enough to be a riding horse
>>2897"Hey, I know one like that!," Thez brightens
>>2895YAY MY FAVORITE PONY IMAGEIts a unicorm
More of a reason to be proud of my heritage
>>2897It hadnt even crossed my mind
>>2898TEACH ME
>>2899"Well, its chi magic; its not something I can teach you. Him maybe," she says gesturing at Yak Lee.
>>2902"Well I can't do it right now, there's no threat. Chi magic works on necessity and resolve, you can't just sneeze and make it work."
>>2903Why does SHE wear the mask??
>>2906Idk Ive never seen the movie
So wheres my Unicorn mount?
>>2907Correct me if I'm mistaken, but all you've said so far is "I summon (a unicorn)" correct? I mean you said scottish national this but essentially,....
>>2909What meme? The Bane?
>>2910I never summoned, but I mean I thought we where picking mounts
Would a Highland Cattle be better?
>>2911No, a unicon is a fine mount to choose, but Thez is talking about how you could have been there much faster if you guys had mounts. You couldn't have ACTUALLY been there faster, cuz its real-world time sensitive anyway (meaning, there is no way you could avoid her giving you shit Xp). Still noted, unicorn.
>>2911Your a fake meme lord, you never saw DKR,jej
>>2915K, a tiger big enough for a minotaur, got it.
>Thez makes a note to make him a Mini-taur at some point
"Maybe now isn't the best time to ask,... but do any of you guys have any money?" Thez asks off-handedly. The city is about a half-hour away now (arbitrary distance, its not real-time).
>>2919No vore,Infernuis no food.
>>2914>tracy being nice to meWhat universe have we entered
>>2912I shall name it Robert the Unicorn
>>2918Man-o-tard>>2920Another intresting fact, there once was a scottish curriency called the Unicorn. Not relevent but what the hell
I have a couple shekels
>>2924"Wellm, dat meh becurm an itthoo at shome punt," she says munching on her last piece of hydra jerkey.
>>2920Infernuis only have these reichmarks