Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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>>2525I have a question,
Is mayonaise a factor of the game?
>>2526"I dunno what that is."
>>2527Wut? Are you asking if there's mayo?
>>2519Trump is lectured on the work for the principle under copyright law during the interlude
>>2516"Uh. Fine, I guess"
>>2518"Sure"
>>2531Just as soon as the hamster-dance is finished e_e
>>2536i kill myself just at the thought of that
>>2537Just be thankful that I can't control your auditory experience. That first encounter with zombies was supposed to have a small orchestral ensemble who played (over computer speakers) the Walking Dead theme on repeat, until the players eliminated them. When the hamsters come out, I would (will) force players to listen to likewise until,....
termination? suicide? madness? >>2539Until I summon rocketman to
unsuccsefully destroy the world
>>2540When I game irl, I also incorporate lighting along with music/sounds. There are many elements of the Game that cannot be translated over the internet. ~_~
>>2546Hey fresh me.....
I mean a new player!
Welcome, I dont think mr GM is here.
Do you know the basic D&D classes?
If so choose one and make a character
>>2546But of course!
>>2547I stepped out for dental surgery, but I'm back
>>2548hey i got some of that last week, dental surgery that is.
>>2550Any class can be a rapist, could you be more specific about which manner of rapist you would like to play?
>>2551Is there a specific class that is dedicated to rapeing rapists?
>>2552Again, you're describing character personality not class. If your character were dedicated to raping pedo priests for example, they would be suited to defeat clerics. Other sorts of rapists would be rogues, barbarians, fighters, etc.
>>2554Splendid. Do you have a preferred race? Weapon(s) and/or shield?
>>2556A fighting monk or a clerical monk?
>>2551>tfw everyone's stealing the closest thing I had to a unique quirkOh well.. there goes my last ghost of "originality"...
>>2560I assure you i only rape rapists, people who have not raped are safe
>>2561Alright! A fighting monk yak. Any ideas for a name?
>>2560most of mine are gone too >Only me
Great. Another thing to deal with..
Don't get in my way.
>>2563No, Thez had her way with Infernius earlier.
>>2564>rape>victim obviously consentedlol Get on my level, pleb.
>>2565Oh, he was conscious, he just doesn't remember
>>2567still ignoring the cum part
>>2569Not ignoring, of course he came. Just cuz his ass hurts doesn't mean,... well anyway
>>2571im sure thez didnt just assfuck me
>>2570Stop being salty everyone else is raping
>>2573Naw. It was just a joke. Everyone's name up until this point has started with T.
>>2574Didn't that hippy Guy's name not start with a T?
>>2568Alright Yak Lee. Is there anything in particular you would like to specify about your character? Preferences (I know, R raping rapists)? Proprietary characteristics?
>>2575Urri is just Thez with a mask
>>2576Have you ever seen the big lebowski? Im the dude personality wise.
>>2578Yak Lee, fighting monk and all around cool guy. Okay! You are welcome to begin at any time.
Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.