Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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[1d20 = 9]>>2725Fuck!
>I assume I tripped or some shit>>2728>innocent"IMPLYING!"
>>2729>no memes to create affect"Dumb frog-summoner!"
>>2730Roll to invert the affect of your spell using the demonic power of soccer
>>2731all he try to do is fuck your knee, like tracy do
[1d20 = 4]
i use calm on everyone
How close am i to the castle?
>>2733And Tracy would be beat with my bow just the same
>>2736tracy try to cut out guts
>>2732USING THE MAGIC OF OUR PATRON SAINT JOHN ELWAY
I
CAST
TIMEOUT
[1d20 = 8]>>2733"Fucking bovine chads have no understanding of traditional pony marriages!"
>>2734*gets angrier*
Roll to activate berserker quirks
Thez watches the proceeding calamity with a degree of reserve.
"You guys,..."
>>2738And time halts. Not in the sense that time fails to pass, but that it "waits" in a manner of speaking.
Torcuil is free to move, everyone else is in stasis
>>2741HAHA NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
I paint "Thot" on tracys forhead and put her in an "intresting" positiom with infernis
And bandage up the Yak dude still confued where he came from.
After moving him safly of to the side I call "The Game" back into play
>>2743Where is the purple member of your party magi?
So Yak Lee is bandaged, Tracy is confused (and vandalized), Infernis is drooling (he is tho), and Trump disdainfully examines them all from his shiny armor.
>>2746I was told someone purple was here with your party and that i should talk to them
Trump takes mental note of who defended him and who stood by indifferently but attacked his defenders
At the mention of purple, Urri casts a sidelong glance.
"Aint seen nobody like that for a long time. Can you be more specific?" Asks the hippy.
>>2751oh shit thats right
Whoops
Thez died, crushed by a wall.
I blame Trump
>Is confused
I've been reviewing, IDK where we got off track. Last I checked there was a Yak that fell from the sky, and a bunch of irate (ish) adventurers making their way to a walled city.
>>2756Yes, Thez is a blood-splotch
I guess ill just go back where i came from then.
[1d20 = 13]>>2762*sighs in affection and frustration*
>>2762Does anyone know of a pill that decreases sex drive?
Im gonna need to summon some anti-viagra in this bitch
>>2767Hey meme man why is that horse so crazy?
>my sides
Okay, lemmme quick arrange this.
You have Trump, who is glaring-face and suspicious. You have Torcuil, who is relatively (literally) the expert, but he's not prominent in the interaction. You have Infernius who likes smashing things (and is looking for an excuse). Also there's,....
>>2770I used sharpie>>2771Im guessing some type of brain damage
This resulted in homicidal tendancies and hyper sex drive
[1d20 = 2]
Uses bow to pry off pony
>>2774But only for the paladin?cause i tryed some advances but it didnt work, lucky for me.
>>2774>a fucking yak>homocide"Yaks aren't ponies, you dumb frog-summoner."
>>2771">Says the a bovine from a race that goes to war over improperly-baked cakes."
>>2777Cakeing is serous buissness hores
[1d20 = 7]>>2775*vacuum seals self to shin*
"Hmmm, that was weird," Thez opines as seemingly divergent storylines correct and right themselves.