Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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[1d20 = 1]>>2680>>2679i grab him before he fucks trump friends knee
>>2681Hey,babe plenty of knees to go around ;)
[1d20 = 10]>>2684"YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
*unironically stabs at this dirty faggot's hoof assaulting*
>>2688Fucking shit, I meant to say *'assaulting hoof'.
>>2680You try, but the pale-blue pony prevents you, assertively.
>>2681They (the blue one) seems particularly insistant.
And, while I was typing this, you all decided to attack each-other,
>>2605Oh,
Okay
>walks off crying>>2641I dont remember summoning this shit
>yakOh shit
>>2690Uh, hi yak thing
>>2692The weird (everything is weird, but esp the blue pony) STABS U IN THE FUKKIN LEG. U have a knife in ur leg and you're not sure why.
[1d20 = 18]>>2699Elway why!!!!
I punch the bitch in the head.
[1d20 = 5]>>2700*Don't even dodge, just stab straight for the stomach*
[1d20 = 15]
I whack with my longbow whoever needs a good whacking (weirdly I think that does not include Tracy)
>>2692Fucking kek
>>2699>>2697>>2700The first person to say
"I need healing" will not get fucking healed by my dank memes
[1d20 = 3]>>2701>I get punched with no reward"Fuck!"
*triple wields*
roll to attack and take off what's left of this faggot's leg.
ALRIGHT FUCKING THOTS
WHO NEEDS THE MEME MAGE TO MAGIC TO INTO HEALING?
[1d20 = 2]>>2711Wanna pull this knife out of my leg doc?
>>2712i turn as you try to stab him, "we need talk"
[1d20 = 3]
i heal him with heal minor wounds
[1d20 = 10]>>2714"DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY, YOU FUCKING SPORTS DRINK PARODY! IMMA FUCKING CUT THIS FAGGOT!!!"
*goes for the yak again*
>>2716(in baby-doll voice) "Just defending your honor, ~Flashy!"
[1d20 = 2]>>2719*takes hit for yak*
stop before you piss me off tracey MOOOOOOO
[1d20 = 20]>>2720>>2719Struggle to get away from the hold
>>2721uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
will you fucking idiots stop fighting like fucking ziggers and calm down?
[1d20 = 15]
Trumpaladin invokes the magic of Football to BLOCK attacks against himself, awhile he evaluates the situation
[1d20 = 1]>>2720"WTF is it your problem?! This faggot literally just fell from the sky and assaulted my husband, and now your defending him?!"
>>2721"Oh no you don't"
*Pursues on all fours, brandishing knife in maw*
[1d20 = 9]
Trumpaladin whacks the yak with his longbow
Okay, I've read the latest several times and this is the most accurate rendition I can come up with.
>>2725>>2726am not smart but i wont let you kill innocent yak
[1d20 = 5]>>2722Since no one is fucking listening I roll to freeze everyone
[1d20 = 8]>>2729Roll to block magic attack using power of football