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Game Night Part 4
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2421
2424
Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".

Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...

THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)

Previous bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
275 replies and 56 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2706
>>2705
Dammit!
56xgE
?
No.2707
2710 2712
[1d20 = 17]
>>2703
i try to grapple again
BcgAD
?
No.2708
2712
[1d20 = 18]
>>2705

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2709
>>2705
>3
Kek
>triple weilding
BITCH NO
BcgAD
?
No.2710
[1d20 = 7]
>>2707

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2711
2713
The doctor is in_75b2d2_6041426.jpg
ALRIGHT FUCKING THOTS
WHO NEEDS THE MEME MAGE TO MAGIC TO INTO HEALING?

nXmSs
?
No.2712
2714
[1d20 = 15]
>>2707
>>2708
*Stabs the yak*
BcgAD
?
No.2713
2715
[1d20 = 2]
>>2711
Wanna pull this knife out of my leg doc?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2714
2719
>>2712
i turn as you try to stab him, "we need talk"
pn8W9
?
No.2715
2717
[1d20 = 5]
>>2713
I roll to remove knife
And use magic to heal
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2716
2717 2719
The fuck is going on?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2717
>>2715

>5
Im sorry, youre dead
>>2716
Hell

56xgE
?
No.2718
[1d20 = 3]
i heal him with heal minor wounds
nXmSs
?
No.2719
2720 2721
[1d20 = 10]
>>2714
"DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY, YOU FUCKING SPORTS DRINK PARODY! IMMA FUCKING CUT THIS FAGGOT!!!"
*goes for the yak again*
>>2716
(in baby-doll voice) "Just defending your honor, ~Flashy!"
56xgE
?
No.2720
2721 2725
[1d20 = 2]
>>2719
*takes hit for yak*
stop before you piss me off tracey MOOOOOOO
BcgAD
?
No.2721
2722 2725
[1d20 = 20]
>>2720
>>2719
Struggle to get away from the hold
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2722
2729
>>2721
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
will you fucking idiots stop fighting like fucking ziggers and calm down?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2723
I run towards the castle
LDSCM
?
No.2724
[1d20 = 15]
Trumpaladin invokes the magic of Football to BLOCK attacks against himself, awhile he evaluates the situation
nXmSs
?
No.2725
2728 2732
[1d20 = 1]
>>2720
"WTF is it your problem?! This faggot literally just fell from the sky and assaulted my husband, and now your defending him?!"
>>2721
"Oh no you don't"
*Pursues on all fours, brandishing knife in maw*
LDSCM
?
No.2726
2728
[1d20 = 9]
Trumpaladin whacks the yak with his longbow
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2727
Okay, I've read the latest several times and this is the most accurate rendition I can come up with.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2728
2731 2732
>>2725
>>2726
am not smart but i wont let you kill innocent yak
pn8W9
?
No.2729
2730 2732
[1d20 = 5]
>>2722
Since no one is fucking listening I roll to freeze everyone
LDSCM
?
No.2730
2732
[1d20 = 8]
>>2729
Roll to block magic attack using power of football
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2731
2733
>>2728
>kill
>innocent
nXmSs
?
No.2732
2738
689230__explicit_artist-colon-ratofdrawn_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan cup_bipedal_blade_crotchboobs_female_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_nudity_pony_so.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>2725
Fuck!
>I assume I tripped or some shit
>>2728
>innocent
"IMPLYING!"
>>2729
>no memes to create affect
"Dumb frog-summoner!"
>>2730
Roll to invert the affect of your spell using the demonic power of soccer

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2733
2736 2739
>>2731
all he try to do is fuck your knee, like tracy do
56xgE
?
No.2734
2739
[1d20 = 4]
i use calm on everyone
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2735
How close am i to the castle?
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2736
2737
>>2733
And Tracy would be beat with my bow just the same
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2737
>>2736
tracy try to cut out guts
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2738
2740
depositphotos_34781695-stock-photo-black-referee-calling-time-out.jpg
>>2732
USING THE MAGIC OF OUR PATRON SAINT JOHN ELWAY
I
CAST
TIMEOUT
nXmSs
?
No.2739
417853__safe_artist-colon-inky-dash-draws_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_4chan cup_football_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_solo.jpg
[1d20 = 8]
>>2733
"Fucking bovine chads have no understanding of traditional pony marriages!"
>>2734
*gets angrier*
Roll to activate berserker quirks
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2740
Thez watches the proceeding calamity with a degree of reserve.
"You guys,..."
>>2738
And time halts. Not in the sense that time fails to pass, but that it "waits" in a manner of speaking.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2741
2743
Torcuil is free to move, everyone else is in stasis
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2742
*anger grows*
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2743
2744 2745
>>2741
HAHA NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN
I paint "Thot" on tracys forhead and put her in an "intresting" positiom with infernis
And bandage up the Yak dude still confued where he came from.
After moving him safly of to the side I call "The Game" back into play
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2744
>>2743
>It is so
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2745
2746
>>2743
Where is the purple member of your party magi?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2746
2748
>>2745
Purple?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2747
So Yak Lee is bandaged, Tracy is confused (and vandalized), Infernis is drooling (he is tho), and Trump disdainfully examines them all from his shiny armor.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2748
2750
>>2746
I was told someone purple was here with your party and that i should talk to them
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2749
2762 2773
Trump takes mental note of who defended him and who stood by indifferently but attacked his defenders
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2750
>>2748
Uhhhh
We have:
Blue
Red
Tarten
Gold
And Yak color
But no purp....
THEZ
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2751
2752 2754
At the mention of purple, Urri casts a sidelong glance.
"Aint seen nobody like that for a long time. Can you be more specific?" Asks the hippy.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2752
2753 2754 2756
>>2751
oh shit thats right
Whoops
Thez died, crushed by a wall.
I blame Trump
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2753
2755
>>2752
what you mean?


Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2754
2755
>>2752
>>2751
Bullshit, i was told man

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2755
>>2753
Go with it or die
>>2754
Sorry
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2756
2758
giphy.gif
>>2752
thez dead???
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2757
>Is confused
I've been reviewing, IDK where we got off track. Last I checked there was a Yak that fell from the sky, and a bunch of irate (ish) adventurers making their way to a walled city.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2758
2759 2760
>>2756
Yes, Thez is a blood-splotch
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2759
2761
>>2758
why you no tell me!!
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2760
>>2758
Okay
Im confused
WHOSE WHO?
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2761
2763
>>2759
NOT REALLY YOU ENERGY DRINK shes hiding but we cant say so
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2762
2765 2766
>spell wears off
>anger is at maximum
>barbarian quirk demands release
>don't know what to do with all this anger
>>2749
*humps leg*

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2763
2767
>>2761
why that?
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2764
1505891270823.gif
I guess ill just go back where i came from then.
nXmSs
?
No.2765
[1d20 = 13]
>>2762
*sighs in affection and frustration*
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2766
2768
>>2762
Does anyone know of a pill that decreases sex drive?
Im gonna need to summon some anti-viagra in this bitch
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2767
2771
>>2763
Idk
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2768
2769
>>2766
I do, but you have to discover the meme yourself.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2769
2770
>>2768
says the pastel horse with thot written on their head
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2770
2774
960769__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armpits_body writing_cute little fangs_ghost rider_horsecock_horse pussy_insani.jpg
>>2769
Bitch, please. It's not the first time I've had stupid meme crap written all over me. It'll just disappear after a while anyway.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2771
2774 2777
>>2767
Hey meme man why is that horse so crazy?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2772
>my sides
Okay, lemmme quick arrange this.
You have Trump, who is glaring-face and suspicious. You have Torcuil, who is relatively (literally) the expert, but he's not prominent in the interaction. You have Infernius who likes smashing things (and is looking for an excuse). Also there's,....
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2773
>>2749
>[leg-humping intensifies]
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2774
2776 2777
>>2770
I used sharpie
>>2771
Im guessing some type of brain damage
This resulted in homicidal tendancies and hyper sex drive
LDSCM
?
No.2775
2779
[1d20 = 2]
Uses bow to pry off pony
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2776
1505535066618.png
>>2774
But only for the paladin?cause i tryed some advances but it didnt work, lucky for me.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2777
2778
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
>>2774
>a fucking yak
>homocide
"Yaks aren't ponies, you dumb frog-summoner."
>>2771
">Says the a bovine from a race that goes to war over improperly-baked cakes."

Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2778
>>2777
Cakeing is serous buissness hores
nXmSs
?
No.2779
2781
[1d20 = 7]
>>2775
*vacuum seals self to shin*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2780
"Hmmm, that was weird," Thez opines as seemingly divergent storylines correct and right themselves.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2781
>>2779
If only I had thot repellant

Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2782
2783 2785 2789 2793
Does any one have like a water hose or spray bottle?
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2783
7bf.jpg
>>2782
Hold on, stand aack I got this
Ahem

B E G O N E T H O T
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2784
2787 2788
So, Tracy is all blades and wariness, Trump is resolved and resolute in his resplendent armor, Torcuil seems indifferent, Infernius has a raging (inclination to do stuff) and Lee is the new guy, steadily making his way through the group

Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2785
1205065__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-quarantinedchaoz_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_ass_chair_cum_fire_hearth_mug.png
>>2782
*suggestively taps perennial port in armor*
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2786
Hey hippy come see,i need to talk to you.
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2787
2792
>>2784
>indiffernet
Ehh can't argue
What ever happened to my pepe summon?
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2788
>>2784
i stroke my inclination.

Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2789
2790
>nobody posting for 5 minutes
>>2782
*licks*
Torcuil
pn8W9
?
No.2790
2791 2792 2793
>>2789
Good night friends and that 1 thot
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2791
>>2790
infernuis love you
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2792
2795
>>2787
He wandered off a while ago.
>>2790
I appreciate your participation, and will work to eliminate inefficiency
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2793
2794
>>2790
Good night, dumb frog-summoner.
I'm going to head in too, because it looks like things are pretty slow atm. Had loads of fun tonight though.
>>2782
"~A-aaaahh..!"
*finishes all over your leg*
LDSCM
?
No.2794
2796 2798
[1d20 = 1]
>>2793
No no no no. Trumpaladin casts Football block. Also the parts not protected by steel plate have thick leather. (Still gross)
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2795
2796
>>2792
infernuis need leave too.
infernuis love friends
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2796
2797
I have to admit to being a little unprepared. It didn't (never does Xp) go how I intend, and I apologize in my inability to roll with 'the punches'. We're on the verge of some story-uniting shit tho, so any inconsistencies will be ironed out quickly.
Tracy fully climaxes on Trump, (cuz she said so), and Thez is STILL displaying an IDGAF posture in the midst of it all.
Again, it wasn't planned, but fuck it all.
>>2794
>rolled a 1
>sighs
Whatever you intended, it went awry. We'll leave it at that. >_<
>>2795
Sleep well, until next time.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2797
2799
>>2796
Thez is out in the open?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2798
429645__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_hentai woody_meme_nightmare fuel_simple background_solo_transparent background_woody face.png
>>2794
>tfw took one last look at the screen before bed
Good night, ~Flahy.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2799
2800
>>2797
Yes of course. She's standing in the open, with her arms across her chest, not sur3e at ALL what's going on.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2800
2801 2802
>>2799
Thez i need to you over here
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2801
2802
>>2800
*talk
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2802
2803 2805
>>2800
>listening
>>2801
"Oh? I don't recognize you, so be specific with your requests," she eyes you suspiciously. She still looks like that hippy btw, you still haven't seen the 'real' Thez yet.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2803
2804
>>2802
Im going to be honest with you, i think you are the one i need to talk to. Lenos sent me.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2804
2806
>>2803
>sighs at the mention of Lenos, but observably relaxes
"Fantastic. You said Lenos," the hippy demeanor disappears and a purple female replaces.
"When did you see this Lenos?"

Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2805
2826
>>2802
Is there a place around selling leather under armor? Because I need to burn mine
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2806
2807
>>2804
Right before he helped me meet you guys
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2807
2808
>>2806
>mutters something about Fire traps
"Okay then," she crosses her arms, "What did you give him?"
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2808
2809
>>2807
*i hand thez a joint*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2809
2810
>>2808
>doesn't know joints
"Is that supposed to be food? <sniffs it>
"What? IDK what that is, but its not right."
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2810
2811
>>2809
I put my own joint in my mouth.
Naw you smoke it,babe watch.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2811
2812
>>2810
I light nd smoke it
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2812
2813
>she can't restrain herself and starts uproariously laughing
"Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself. (chuckling incessantly) If you've seen Lenos, well that means a number of things."
>>2811
Yea u do
"Is he around? I looked for him but I didn't see any sign. I thought he'd been reset with the Game."
Thez offers
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2813
2814
>>2812
He was in a place with alot of doors
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2814
2815
>>2813
"With a tankard, right? Why aren't you charred then?" she insists.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2815
2816
>>2814
I BTFO mages alot
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2816
2817
>>2815
She sniffs the air while the other players (?) stare idly. Glancing at them, and then back at you she says finally, through squinted eyes:
"Okay! Don't die tho!" (the behavior is inconsistent with the apparent Hippy who is acting out the behaviors)
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2817
2818
>>2816
Hey i gotta go. Im tired as fuck.
We gonna play Saturday?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2818
2819
>>2817
>TAF
Yes, Saturday. Ask any questions you want (Thez knows more then Lenos anyway) until then.
Anonymous
BcgAD
?
No.2819
>>2818
*gets noticeable buldge in sack cloth pants*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2820
2826
Holy shit, we did some actual play while I was delirious from the gas! We have another player! ROFLMAO!
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2826
2857
>>2805
Uhhh, I still got hydra scales
>>2820
>The gas
Seig Heil?¿
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2857
2858
>>2826
Nitrous, I had oral surgery. It looks like it was fun though. The intent was to allow the characters to interact a bit before entering the city and that seems to have occurred, though there are a couple times where I can tell my mind was wandering and I could have gotten to the fucking point. Oh well, it definitely won't happen again.
Anonymous
vACZq
?
No.2858
2859
>>2857
I had fun
Anonymous
vACZq
?
No.2859
>>2858
t.Yak lee

Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2868
>Deep breath
Alright. This is not game time, but I'm going to start describing things.
The rocky hills slowly calm to sweeping plains as the group continues to plod toward the city in the distance. The city it becomes apparent, is a large and bustling port town at the edge of some waterways that the GM is not proficient enough with geology to render convincingly (yet), but adjacent and attached to the city is a large dock capable of housing (and indeed, is housing) several sea-faring vessels.
Excepting a single tower, the city its self is still largely obstructed by the massive walls (which upon growing nearer show signs of wear, abuse, and deliberate non-friendly fire) which are ringed with cannons and ballistae. Several distant roads and bridges can be seen snaking their way toward one another and the city its self. Its too far away yet to see individual people, but you can determine that the city is largely commercial both by land and water.
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2869
2873
Thez and Yak Lee finished conferring with regard to his appearance, while the greater party kinda just watched confusedly. The overall perception is that Thez has an idea of what's going on - to do with someone named Lenos - and that Yak Lee is not a threat. He is a yak tho.
For Yak Lee's benefit, a description of the assembled party.
Most visably commanding is Trumpaladin, a glorious and shining example of charisma, dignity, righteousness, and Football. In brilliant shining armor, a thick tower shield slung over his back (for travel), he is both a radiant banner and a walking tank.
Ever nearby Trump is a 3 1/2 pastel-blue pony in imprecisely-torn hide with a bandolier of wickedly sharp kitchen knives. Alternating between quadraped and biped movement she also talks, and displays a personality as sharp and as particular as her cutlery.
Towering over everyone except Trump (and Lee) is Infernius, a Minotaur cleric of Adolph Hitler. Mein Kampf in hand and a massive Zweihand slung over his shoulder, he plods with deliberation and focus on his face and in his step.
Next comes Torcuil, a bearded Scotsman in a billowing tartan robe. He has a small note-pad with him that he occasionally references and makes notes with, sometimes causing slight bursts of color and magic drawing various looks of satisfaction and confusion. It can't be determined precisely what he is doing, but it is clear he is doing some experimental reasoning. Lastly there is Thez, who though having presented herself briefly in her true purple manner, has reverted to appearing as an old hippy in in worn and ragged suede blankets.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2873
2874 2875
>>2869
What did my thot spray do to murder horse?
Also, can someone explain monk and cleric for me?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2874
830555__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>>2873
It increased my THOT powers exponentially!
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2875
2876
>>2873
>thot spray; monk v cleric
Undetermined so far
With monks, think shaolin, martial arts, etc; ascetics and all that. With clerics, think anywhere between holy priests to battlefield god-champions.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2876
2877
>>2875
>think anywhere between holy priests to battlefield god-champions
Thats a big difference
So your
>angelic voice heald everyone preaching the wonders of being a Nazi
And
>the god hitler smites the enemy with gas and easy bake ovens
???
Infernius which are you?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2877
2879
>>2876
#2
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2878
2879 2880
In fact, you've probably had to listen at some point to a rant about ziggers, kikes, both-and, or 'other', through intervening moments that we'll just assume 'happened' while walking across this plain.
"You guys need mounts," Thez offers cynically.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2879
2881 2886
>>2877
Can I borrow an oven?
I dont mean to brag, but I can make a mean cake
>>2878
Tuump can ride Tracy

( ° ʖ °)
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2880
>>2878
Infernuis want tiger!
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2881
2882
>>2879
And it didnt work
I CALL THE SCOTTISH NATIONAL ANIMAL
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2882
2883
>>2881
The dulahan?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2883
2884
>>2882
>TIL the headless horseman is irish
Nope, try again
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2884
2885
>>2883
Sheep?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2885
>>2884
>TIL Infernius sucks at guessing
I'm not welsh
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2886
2887
press X to mount.png
>>2879
( ° ʖ °)
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2887
2889 2890
>>2886
What is that an actually pic?
Its ugly enough
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2888
2891 2896
"Use me, Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2889
>>2887
*shrugs* It took me literally 5 minutes to make.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2890
2891
>>2887
A very aroused Pakistani Pakistani man?
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2891
2892 2897
>>2890
Do minotaurs not have fucking google
Also why Pakistani?
>>2888
As residential meme mage,
Im sorry Trump but the trips command it

Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2892
2893
>>2891
Infernuis seen things, have seen terrible things.
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2893
2895
>>2892
Im so confused
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2894
>missed all this
YOU'RE confused,....
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2895
2899
1504577959396-0.png
>>2893
You mage, me thought you smart, haha
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2896
>>2888
You're too small to ride
Anonymous
LDSCM
?
No.2897
2898 2899 2902
>>2891
Don't even think about casting a spell to make Tracy large enough to be a riding horse
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2898
2899 2902
>>2897
"Hey, I know one like that!," Thez brightens
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2899
2900 2901 2902
>>2895
YAY MY FAVORITE PONY IMAGE
Its a unicorm
More of a reason to be proud of my heritage
>>2897
It hadnt even crossed my mind
>>2898
TEACH ME
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2900
786.jpg
>>2899
Forgot pic
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2901
>>2899
"Well, its chi magic; its not something I can teach you. Him maybe," she says gesturing at Yak Lee.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2902
2903 2904
FUCKING DO IT.png
>>2899
>>2898
>>2897

Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2903
2905 2906
>>2902
>something about removing mask
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2904
2914
>>2902
"Well I can't do it right now, there's no threat. Chi magic works on necessity and resolve, you can't just sneeze and make it work."
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2905
>>2903
Hey im a big guy
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2906
2907
>>2903
Why does SHE wear the mask??
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2907
2908 2909 2910
>>2906
Idk Ive never seen the movie
So wheres my Unicorn mount?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2908
YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.png
>>2907
Look up, "baneposting" and figure this out!
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2909
2911
>>2907
Heh shit meme kiddo
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2910
2911
>>2907
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but all you've said so far is "I summon (a unicorn)" correct? I mean you said scottish national this but essentially,....
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2911
2912 2913
>>2909
What meme? The Bane?
>>2910
I never summoned, but I mean I thought we where picking mounts
Would a Highland Cattle be better?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2912
2915 2923
>>2911
No, a unicon is a fine mount to choose, but Thez is talking about how you could have been there much faster if you guys had mounts. You couldn't have ACTUALLY been there faster, cuz its real-world time sensitive anyway (meaning, there is no way you could avoid her giving you shit Xp). Still noted, unicorn.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2913
1504558815977-2.jpg
>>2911
Your a fake meme lord, you never saw DKR,jej
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2914
2916 2923
>>2904
Baneposting is an awesome meme.
Learn it!
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2915
2917
>>2912
Infernuis want tiger!
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2916
1494100051570.png
>>2914
Do you feel in charge?
I know all bout baneposting, asking why was a banepost
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2917
2918
>>2915
K, a tiger big enough for a minotaur, got it.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2918
2923
>>2917
Man-o-taur
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2919
2921
>Thez makes a note to make him a Mini-taur at some point
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2920
2923 2924 2926
"Maybe now isn't the best time to ask,... but do any of you guys have any money?" Thez asks off-handedly. The city is about a half-hour away now (arbitrary distance, its not real-time).
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2921
2922
>>2919
No vore,Infernuis no food.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2922
>>2921
>Giving her ideas
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2923
>>2914
>tracy being nice to me
What universe have we entered
>>2912
I shall name it Robert the Unicorn
>>2918
Man-o-tard
>>2920
Another intresting fact, there once was a scottish curriency called the Unicorn. Not relevent but what the hell
I have a couple shekels


Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2924
2925
>>2920
"What's it to you?!"
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2925
2927 2929
>>2924
"Wellm, dat meh becurm an itthoo at shome punt," she says munching on her last piece of hydra jerkey.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2926
2928
>>2920
Infernuis only have these reichmarks
Anonymous
pn8W9
?
No.2927
>>2925
What? I dont speak black girl
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2928
11830785023_dfa731817b_z.jpg.cf.jpg
>>2926

Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2929
>>2925
*Tracy suspiciously pats at her knife cozy and avoids eye contact*
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2931
2939
>Thez peeks around to see if anyone is moving
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2939
2940
>>2931
Infernuis is up
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2940
2941
>>2939
>not lined up for the new episode
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2941
>>2940
Huh?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2942
2943
>time for nu poni
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2943
>>2942
Infernuis understand, me go watch.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2944
2946 2952
someday.png
I'm lurking. I'm always lurking.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2946
>>2944
3spooky5me
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2949
2950
>Thez suddenly can't stop laughing.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2950
2951
>>2949
Thez gone mad?
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2951
2952
>>2950
"56709" she winks.
Anonymous
56xgE
?
No.2952
2953
>>2944
>>2951
Tracy thez gone mad, what do?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2953
2955
64867__grimdark_artist-colon-wootmaster_spike_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_fourth wall_grayscale_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome_slur_vulgar.jpg
>>2952
"Do I look like a fucking psychiatrist to you?!"
g2g take little sister out to birthday lunch. I'm always watching though.
Anonymous
Yf3L3
?
No.2955
>>2953
>always watching
I'm watching you Wazowski
aaaaaaallllwwwways watching
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2956
2957 2958 2961
Thez suddenly springs to life as her faggot returns from whatever ridiculous and ill-conceived task that he got roped into doing, and she does NOT look happy. I mean, she still looks like Urri, so I suppose its Urri who does not look happy. So unhappy is she, that a red-faced fellow in navy coveralls - accented by high visibility tape - stands up out of the grass a little in front of the party. He's wearing a nametag that says "Hello, my name is BARRY", and he is quite confused to be here, now.
"What the fuck, who the fuck are, wait a minute, jesus, its not even human,..." be stammers out as he looks at the assembled group. Thez however, steps forward.
"Let me help you," she says, before ripping his head off and eating his face.
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2957
>>2956
"hmmf"
*knife sharpening proceeds*
LDSCM
?
No.2958
2962
image.jpeg
[1d20 = 11]
>>2956
"The Demon has unveiled itself!" Trumpaladin yells as he draws out his sword and shield. "For Barry!" He yells, only after uttering a prayer to football. Trumpaladin evokes OFFENSE for a coming attack
Anonymous
pwvg4
?
No.2960
Nu bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
Anonymous
Yf3L3
?
No.2961
>>2956
>Barry
DAMN IT ALLEN
STOP
FUCKING
THE TIME LINE
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
?
No.2962
>>2958
"Awww fuck!"
*Draws knives, annoyed at the prospect of having to do something*
Anonymous
nXmSs
?
No.2969
Who the fuck is Barry, anyway?
1+JHh
?
No.9477
Continued in: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html