Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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>>2476I'm so tempted, but not yet"Oh, you can eat a Roc, but only if the Roc doesn't eat you!" ^_~
>>2477*picks up rock off the ground and tries to eat it*
>>2481O_o' "A Roc is a bird. Why would you eat rocks?"
>>2482You said i could eat rocks. Infernuis trust you why you lie to me?
>>2483"I said ROCs, not ROCKS." She facepalms.
>mutters something about Bulls >>2484Why you be mean now? Infernuis just joking about rocks.
>>2485>picks up a rock"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
[1d20 = 1]>>2486How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
>>2487>rolled a 1The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
>>2487"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
>>2488*my face goes even redder in embarrassment*
Strong wind today *clears throat*
>>2490"Don't feel bad, here you can have some if you want,"
>she offers some fresh bird >>2491T- thanks infernuis usually bring pretty girl food not the other way around.
>>2492Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
>>2493Ooc: there couldn't have been to many berries/plants in the labyrinth, Yea i eat the bird.
[1d20 = 4]>>2494You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.>Rape^_^
>>2496you cant rape the willing :)
>>2497Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
>>2500thez next time you want fuck, tell me,need time to prep myself.
[1d20 = 18]>>2500>>2501do i hear tracy calling me stupid?
[1d20 = 6]>>2504Hear it, yes. Interpret it as an insult,....
>>2506If she's the 'bull',.... Xp
[1d20 = 10]>>2501what you say about infernuis you little shit?
>>2509i end ponies for less then that
>>2512since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
Trump, busy giving a contemptuous and disgusted stare to Thez (and Inferious to a lesser extent) is startled by the sudden appearance of a blue pony
>>2515"So, how did you sleep last night?"
>>2515ah trump do you wish to read my holy book with me?
>>2515Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
>>2518Does thoust have Memes in thou's holy book?
>>2523adolf is proud you are reading my friend.
Thez wipes her hands off after finishing her last bit of bird. "Mmmnmmm okay. Before we get to wherever this place we're getting to, there's something you should know. Due to the radically unpredictable nature of the Game, you can pretty much count on any edifice of civilization that we find will have a Player behind it.
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
>>2525will there be ziggers there?