Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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>>2485
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
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>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
>>2487
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
>>2487
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
>>2492
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
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>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^
>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^
>>2497
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
... not so much.
>>2504
Yes.
Also, why the fuck did it take almost an hour for that comment to load? I thought I posted that a while ago.
Yes.
Also, why the fuck did it take almost an hour for that comment to load? I thought I posted that a while ago.
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>>2512
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
Trump, busy giving a contemptuous and disgusted stare to Thez (and Inferious to a lesser extent) is startled by the sudden appearance of a blue pony
>>2515
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
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Thez wipes her hands off after finishing her last bit of bird. "Mmmnmmm okay. Before we get to wherever this place we're getting to, there's something you should know. Due to the radically unpredictable nature of the Game, you can pretty much count on any edifice of civilization that we find will have a Player behind it.
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
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